I'm a Dapper Dan man. Name your favorite hair jelly /b/!

>>723623907
i use FOP

>>723623982
No one likes FOP god dammit

>>723624137
Well that's all we carry.

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>>723624599

>>723624599
then we're in a tight spot.

>>723624137
Now if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, be here in a couple of weeks.

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>>723625343

>>723623907
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere.
In all seriousness, I used to use Crew pomade. Way better than gel. But it's super expensive and I keep my hair short as hell now. Saves on haircuts, too, when I can clipper my own.

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>>723625217
My hair

>>723625381
Say Jar cat, I suppose it would be the acme of foolishness to enquire whether you had a hairnet?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0oDhYnUSQ

>>723625406
Well that's it boys. I've been redeemed, The preacher done washed away all my sins and transgressions.

Just ordered some dapper dan pomade. Works well right?

>>723623907
Wait a minute, Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Hair Gel's For Nigger Faggots i use nothing

>>723623907
I just keep my hair buzzed short, personally.

I'm curious though, where do those of you who use this stuff live? Is it a regional thing? I grew up in the southern US and now live in the northwest and I don't know people who use it. Is it a New York/New Jersey guido thing or what?

>>723625981
You're dumber then a bag of hammers

>>723625908
Works wonders. Unless you find yourself in a tight spot in the middle of the night of course.

>>723625981
You some simple cuntry porch nigger?

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>>723625775
Including that bank you knocked over in Yazoo?

>>723626091
The movie is O Brother Where Art Thou, if you wanna know what everybody's referencing.

>>723626782
My name is GEORGE NELSON... NOT BABY FACE

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>tfw you ain't bonafide

>>723626950
Are you feelin' ten feet tall?

>>723626904
Oh, shit, that totally went over my head.

American Crew Fiber fgts

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>>723627392
The only brand I'm sporting