Vaguely describe a video game and let people try to guess it.

Bang bang vroom nigger

>explosion
>wife killed
>son is the bad guy

"You're like free pizza at an anime convention."

>>723622787

Has animals. You live with the animals in a village.

>>723622938
Gta 5

> Fell
> Spare
> Save

>>723623024
Speaking of anime conventions is there any upcoming ones in the uk?

>>723622938
Mafia 3?

>>723623118
Undertale

>>723623054
Holy shit you're a genius

>>723623124
I'm a yank but I assume this is a legitimate list.

http://animecons.co.uk/events/

>>723623259
Cheers boi

>>723623047

Animal crossing... 2ez

All the cars in this town are worthless exploding props.

>>723623023
fallout

>>723623389
Fallout

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>>723623250
Eyy

>>723623488
Correct

Guns.
More guns.
Money.
More money.
Use money to buy more guns.
Get a key.
Guns.
More guns.
Use the key
The end.

>>723623573
doom?

>City in the sky
>Leave city in the sky
>Bring the sky city to the ground

>>723623506
Postal 2 actually.

Teleport
And

Teleport

Pay to win but not actually pay to win, pay to skin

Nigger i need some treasure real fucking bad

So here I am......

>>723623573
Csgo

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME AMBULANCES! LET'S GO KILL SOME HIPPIES!

>>723623716
Cs:go

Too easy

>>723623667
portal

>>723623637
Nope. Doom is multiple keys.

Do you think video games our grandsons or great grandsons will be playing in the future would look totally realistic like a complete fmv cgi or just a dream?

>>723623793
You thought wrong. World of Warcraft
>retard

fuck you RED

your alone in the dark

>>723623766
Doing everything I can

Ridge Racer if Michael Bay directed it.

>>723622787
sunglasses
your first click can't kill you

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RPG game
Based on an anime
Not much of a story line in the games
PETA may not fully agree with the concept.

>>723623802
Yeah

>>723624064
pokemon

>>723623573
borderlands

Cop with nothing to lose

>>723623023
fallout 4

>>723623946
Pokemon blue?

>>723624163
max payne

>>723624200
Yes

>>723624163
max payne

>>723623023
>son is the bad guy
FATHER DID NOTHING WRONG
BROTHERHOOD NORMIES GET OUT

build stuff with gay little blocks

>>723624268
Tetris

Space marine

>>723624268
roblox?

A shady Guy who doesn't care about Politics constantly gets sucked into them through Stealing.

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>>723624123
Yup m9

>>723623573
borderlands

>>723624268
Minecrap

>>723624302
DOOM

>>723624305
>>723624298
both wrong retards

>>723624324
Thief

>>723624344
yes

>>723624244
I played multiple times with each faction and fucking hated the Institute, the railroad is clearly the best

>>723624352
Wrong

>>723624244
he spends half the game sending robots to kill you

materialize object
toolbelt gun
creative invent
yelling pleb

>>723624421
Halo?

>>723624463
*thumbs up*

>basic graphics
>ultra violence
>best fuckin soundtrack

brown bricks

>>723623363
Aw man.

>>723624413
the railroad are a bunch of SJW hippies and i had fun killing them all with a flamethrower

>be orphan
>found by dude-bro, super chill
>rob local government
>ohshitwedunitnow.png
>go on crazy adventure to find dude-bro and his friend
>end up destroying the world in the process

>>723624405
Right.

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>>723624371
Who are you calling retarded, you retard.

there's bunch of guns in a hole and then you die until you dont

>>723624515
Battletoads

>>723624268
Terraria, bruh

>>723624515
Hotline Miami

>>723624413
ROBOTS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS FAGGOT SUCK SKYNET'S DICK

>>723624445
It builds character.

>>723624515
dark souls?

>>723622787
protagonist never asked to be protagonist

>niece dead
>former thug
>corrupt tech

>>723622787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4VPQdfCws

you will never guess the game

magic shit then eyeball and then wall and then more magic shit and then squid and then done.

>shoot like there is no tomorrow
>kick the shit out of motherfuckers
>sexual innuendos everywhere

>>723624608
What?

Guys with tattoos beat eachother up in the 80s

>>723622787
god crossed with urban planning

>>723624619
if you read the thread you would see that i already confirmed the answer to be minecraft

although terraria works too i guess, i just never played it

Cowboy

>>723624565
no idea but sounds fun and I want to play

>>723624630
fuck yea boii

>>723624635
B.. But muh nick valentine

>>723624703
Duke nukem

>>723624703
duke nukem

>>723624703
Duke Nukem?

>>723624803
>>723624824
Close, I was referring to Bulletstorm.

>>723624034
Split second? Or blur?

>>723624445
Borderlands 2

>>723624730
the warriors

>>723624790
Nick can eat my shit.

>>723624865
Split/Second.

>>723624714
the game doesnt have as much of a following as it should

>>723624192
Yes

>>723624817
>>723624864

playdough streetfighter

>>723624033
holding on to what i can

>>723624900
false
he's incapable of eating

>>723624703
Duke Nukem: Forever

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Classic game with a failed re-launch
At one point it may ask you to do a barrel roll.

>>723624972
pretending i'm a superman!

no terrorism
elite training no looking down dot line up bang
money and bomb
wheel gun

>>723624900
Oh so whos better then? Fucking dogmeat? Some useless dog who does jack shit

>>723624989
moonwolf 69

>>723624662
watchdogs

>>723624932
Fun game have it on xb360

Fight alien monsters in space

>>723624989
star fox 0

Paul Blart: Zombie Invasion.

>>723625062
dogmeat is better than all companions because of lone wanderer
do you even survival permadeath?

>>723625131
dead rising

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>die
>die
>die
>watch youtube tutorial
>die
>die
>beat boss
>upgrade
>die
>die
>die
>die

>>723625062
Cait and X6-88 and based.

>>723625118
Borderlands the pre sequal.

>>723625200
dark souls except i never watched any tutorials, that shit is for casual normies

>>723625229
No

>>723625200
>die
>die
>die
Overwatch

>>723624884
Nope.

>Be me
>Yellow hands, shitty career
>Occasionally work with retard co-workers
>Job always takes hours
>Kill me
>Company I work for is shit
>Demoted twice in one week
>Office is a mess

All you have to do is follow the train.

>>723625200
Dark Souls but you're a fucking degenerate if you need to watch youtube.

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>>723625250

noice job

let me succ dat qt lil boi clitty

>Be nigger
>Steal bike

>>723625292
stanley parable?

rock, nude

>>723625292
The simpsons

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Dude named Dante has white hair, wears a red trench coat and slays demons. Also a twin brother named Vergil who has white hair but wears a blue trench coat. Also they don't get along.

Any guesses?

>>723625323
San andreas

>>723624302
Starcraft?

>>723625292
>Yellow hands
>shit job
>retarded side characters

its simpsons hit and run

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>>723625326
Yes

let me succ that dicc

>>723625207
Cait is pretty fucking hot

>>723625323
GTA san andreas, btw you're doing it wrong buddy

>be on boat
>wierd dream
>meet saint
>SCREEEEE
>jump into volcano
>kill god

>>723625405
al dente's fire

>>723625446
Already answered it was halo

>>723625323
>>723625357
both gta san andreas

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>>723622787
sit near fire metal to get drink
the ground is fucked up everywhere.
magic is everywhere, but its useless.
running is better than fighting

>>723625405
idk is it madden 17

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>>723624790
i was really high the first time i used nick, the big brotherhood air ship came out at night and nick started quoting poetry, hiding behind a bush and all i could see was his glowing eyes. scared the shit out of me and haven't used him since.

>>723625523
kek

>>723625395
>>723625374
>>723625451
All wrong, keep going

ninja tiddies

>New guy in town
>couple of faggots started a war
>Save the day with your ass

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>>723625405

You just gave it all away....

>>723625508
dark souls...

>>723625580
stick of truth

>normal dude visits doc
>oh fuck save the ark
>thought provoking

>>723625580
Stick of truth .

>>723625508
>>723625593
nope bloodborne, but close

>>723625523
Kek

Medieval adventurers questing, slaying monsters, and doing fantastical things

Suddenly laser blasters and robots everywhere

>use skittles as a power up

>Meet king patrick stewart
>Run through sewer
>Prince sean penn

>cops
>wee woo
>criminals
>bang bang
>drive cars around for more than half an hour

>run
>run
>run
>beat up animal abuser
>run

>>723623640
Skyward Sword?

>like to take selfies
>lesbian friend
>good time management

>daughter in danger
>too many hot girls to bang
>too many cards games to play
>forget daughter exist

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>"ARES!"
>"ATHENA!"
>"ZEUS!"
>"GAIA!"
>"ROAR!"

>>723625668
you sit near lamps in bloodborne though, thought it was bonfires since you said fire metal

>>723625765
life is gay i mean strange

>based on movie
>join gang
>rise through ranks

>>723625763
Yas

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>>723625765
life is strange

>>723625751
sonic?

pew pew oh cool i found a missile bye bye dragon

wincest simulator

Collect diamonds, shoot alot of turtles and eat alot.

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>>723625837

EZ

>>723625889
>>723625844
yes

>>723625919
yup

>>723625889
Well this is just awful

>>723625708
Might and Magic? Possibly 6? ANY OF THEM?

>>723625708
one of those recent FF games

>>723625459
She's the baddest bitch

>>723626099
Yep, correct

Most of your family is dead or missing
Your best friend is an old guy with walking problems
While on thermal baths, you are raped by a pink-haired pedophile

you have to fix up your grandfathers farm

>>723623124
you disgust me you disgusting weeaboo

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>>723625357
GTA:SA
>>723625462
Morrowind
>>723625580
The stick of truth
>>723625732
Oblivion
>>723625751
Sonic

Alright faggots.

>Dragons
>Lots of fucking dragons
>fucking crystals
>one dragon left
>Be dragon
>save dragons

>>723626257

Mother 3

>>723626295
you're on a website made for the discussion of japanese culture

>dad abandons you
>you chase after that bastard
>meet a cult
>play a VR game
>dad dies
>make water great again

A human and 2 animals fight together to defeat niggers. In the second one we find out the whites were behind most of the story.

>>723626411
fallout 3

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>>723626398
Well. it used to be. Now its all gone to hell.

>>723626411
FO3

>>723626435
kingdom hearts

>>723626411
Fallout 3

>>723626281
stardew valley

Your excuse for buying this game is saying you enjoy sports games.

>>723626398
Is it reddit?

>>723623773
Destroy all Humans

>>723625952
> Collect diamonds, shoot alot of turtles and eat alot.

NOBODY????

>>723626411
Fallout 3
Also he didn't abandon you. He left so you could have a better life.

>>723625640
noone?

>>723626496
>>723626498
>>723626517
clever girls

VROOOOOOOM

GOOOOOOOAL

>>723626497
true. threads like this cheer me up though

>>723626510
Bingo

About to die
Escape
Seems you are a special fella
9k side quests
Every once in a while you see a huge flying monster trying to kill him and collect this nigga's soul
Your throat game is kill

>>723624730
Streets of Rage?

>>723626562
minecraft

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>>723626531

>>723626569
you dont know that until he tells you though

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>>723623946
tf2

>>723626497
Damn, that's accurate

>>723625735
APB??

The possibilities are almost endless
But there is nothing to do

>>723626732
Skyrim

>>723625834
Witcher

>>723626732
Even without the two last lines, it is clearly elder scrolls V

>>723626732
skyrim

>>723626772
no! Not even remotely close.

>>723626677
Rocket League

>>723626841
No Man's Scum

>>723626677
Rocket League

>tfw you tell your gf you bought this game because you like minigames.

>>723626841
minecraft or roblox

>>723624730
Double Dragon

>>723627152
huniepop

>>723627104
>>723627146
what gave it away?

>on a boat
>don't want to be on a boat

You are trying to save your race using telekinesis
Yow Yow

>>723626555
WWE

Trips be praised

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>>723626898
indeed, have a keria cosplay

>>723627117
This guy gets it
>>723627208
You have a honorable mention tho

>>723627247
Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.

>>723626732
the first 4 could be the start of almost every elder scrolls game.

>Possibly the best game in series
>goin fast
>mechs
>treasure huntin
>child care
>quickly evacuating the metropolitan area

discount mario kart

>>723627292
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

>>723626342
Spyro

>>723627396
Diddy Kong Racing?

>>723627374
shadow the hedgehog

>>723624743
oh come on this one would be easy

>>723627566
sim city/ any city simulation game

>>723627525
yup

>>723625927
dragon age inquisition?

>>723626562
>Collect diamonds, shoot alot of turtles and eat alot.

Since you faggots are to stupid as fuck or all born in 2000.

Hint: It's a 90's PC game.

>>723627532
Nah but you're on the right track

You fight other niggers from the same scene
Your damage threshold is beyond the fricking hulk.
Unhuman super moves

>>723625939
hint: GoT game but also not a GoT game.

>desert
>ptsd
>plot twist

>your parents order you to find a partner
>narrators change throughout the game
>slideshow
>filters everywhere

>>723627708
inhuman

>>723627152
gmod

>>723627747
Alan Wake's American Nightmare.

>>723627747
uncharted

Sony's original attempt at a Mario franchise of its own

>>723627818
I've only played the first Alan Wake.

>>723627850
nope

Kill zombies

>>723627525
kek

>>723627863
Crash bandicoot

(not always) working as a team

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>>723623024
Fear 2

>>723627747
Spec ops the line boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Howard Hughes is a robot

>>723627863
sanic

>>723628001
CSGO / Rainbow 6 seige

>>723628068
YES

>Ottoman simulator.

>>723628122

FACT CHECK: FALSE

>>723627939
yep

>>723627900
every Resident Evil

>movie loving kid
>fall into portal
>weird historical worlds
>shoot spells and shit
>there's a dog in there somewhere
>kill a robot
>the end

>>723628184
love this game

>>723628185
assassins creed revelations

>>723628185
EU4

>>723627665
>Collect diamonds, shoot alot of turtles and eat alot.

>Since you faggots are to stupid as fuck or all born in 2000.

>Hint: It's a 90's PC game.
Hint YOU ARE A FUCKING BUNNY

>shut doors
>watch corny animated cutscenes

>>723628096
nope, Sony not Sega

Beware, foul demons and beasts

>win a lottery you never joined
>aquire large property
>turns out it was a scheme to get you killed

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>>723625577
looks like no one knows this

>>723628493
Luigis mansion

>>723628433
Devil May Cry?

Inferno?

too vague

>be pilot
>get asked constantly about where you learned your occupation

MARS AND FOOOOOKIN DEMONS

>>723628493
Luigi´s Mansion

>>723624515
Doom?

>>723628588
You'll know if you'd played it

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>be nigger
>steal shit
>burn stuff
>riot
>it was black people's fault all along

>>723628621
Doom

>>723624989
Lilac warts

>Delivery!
>Dead
>nvm
>chandler from friends is an asshole

>>723623927
No

>>723623970
fuck i think it's called A Dark Room or something

>>723623927
Yes

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>Midgets in space
>inhumane tripulated missions
>boom

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>There master harpies!
>Tis' weak to fire!
>Dragon stole muh heart
>Waifus

>>723628621
DOOM
or Rad Faction

>>723625577
senran kagura

>>723622787
>Kill white Bin Laden
<We Wuz Preszident n' Shiiieeeetttt
>O fug aliens.jpg
>O fug Matrix.jpg
>????
>Become leader of aliens

>water
>daddy
>please??
>kill cause please

>>723628882
saints row 4

>some evil dude invaded the galaxy like 3 years ago
>it was you all along

>>723628604
starfox

>>723628967
KoTOR

>>723628959
fuck was that too easy?

>>723628954
Fallout 3

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>>723626829
>mfw i find another BLU player

>Mailman
>Shot
>revenge quest

>>723628967
kotor

>>723629044
nope

>fuck you
>fuck you
>FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU

>>723629118
Fallout boy : New pingus

Every time you find relief you celebrate like it's the 5th November.

>>723629035
im what the kids call "a gaymer"

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>>723629090
You BLU team pussies couldnt lay a finger on me.

>>723629031
>>723629142
yup

>>723628990
Cybermorph.

>>723625292
Viscera Cleanup Detail

>>723629174
Postal 2

>>723625292
Lego City Undercover

>kill monsters
>never eating calamari again

>>723629174
Outlast

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>>723629222
The fuck did you said?

Wait a minute, i'm BLU

>>723627285
Niggas if you oldschool guess this

>>723623023
>explosion- there are many
>wife killed
>son(you) are the bad guy

FAR CRY 4 BITCH

>>723629318
>>723629371
Nope

survive Tim Burton's fucked up mind

Be a dog
Be human
Kill cops

>be us navy seal
>get sent on a mission to north korea
>kill some MOTHERERFUCKIN' COCKSUCKIN' TWINKLE SHIT COMMIES

>>723629597
wolf among us

>Doctors appointment
>Live normal life afterwards
>don't find out about it til years later.

>>723629492
The Nightmare Before Christmas: The Pumpkin King