ITT:we rhyme all our posts because 4chan needs fun the most

So, what are you ever gonna be?
Oh, that's right, always lesser than me.

>>723607672
Yo that was pretty dope
You should this thread like the pope

File: f790be72718ad8b7181718646bff1bd9-sample.jpg (84KB, 600x1000px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 600x1000px

Dont give a fuck about rhyming, cant u see?

Now heres a picture of my best loli ;)

penis in my asshole till the fuckin day i die
chocking on your cum, ya know i like it deep-fried

File: IMG_0381.jpg (70KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 750x1000px

>>723607894
Yo you in the wrong thread. Go back loli but I'll give you some bread

>>723608120
10/10 i would fuck that bread
But think im gunna go fuck my dog instead.

>>723608285
Unless your gay, I wouldn't be into that.
But, I like fucking my cat

File: IMG_7594.jpg (78KB, 605x640px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 605x640px

Now it might seem too muh of a cold breeze, but just remember
It's
Hip
To
Fuck
Bees

gay day

pay day

op is a faggot
nothing rhymes with faggot

OP
Bag

>>723607894
I should prolly stop, but I'm a faggot often imagine my cock licked by a loli until my cock Loli-pops off in her mouth - tell her its papi's poppy-cock

>>723609046
Maggot rhymes with faggot, dumbass, go in your car and cyphon your gas.

>>723609137
Anon is too autistic to rhyme
But since he likes lolis,
I think hes doin just fine

>>723609357
>dumbass
>cyphon

>dumbass
>cyphon

>dumbass
>cyphon

>dumbass
>cyphon

>>723609046
Maggot, habit, racket, stack/pack/etc it, racquet, planet

faggot deserve headshot

I'M A SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL MIRACLE

Whomst'd is in my backyard shed?
Somebody once told me to get in this thread.

>>723607499
A BC D E F G
H I J K L M N O P EAT MY DICK NIGGAS

>>723609373
I actually got faggotty family rhymes
Defying gravity's >>723609448
bind? Nope, but ive got an awfully faggotty mind,
pretend I'm a hip-hop-tician, but I'm a bitch 'n' in addition I'm dishin' out a bit of autism

>>723610386
BIGGAS
Now that your post is a rhyme,
I'd like to reward myself with a dime.

>>723610753
take that dime and stick it up your ass
cuz you're a slime and have zero class

File: Fanta_12.png (221KB, 300x516px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 300x516px

>>723611170
no need to get rude its only some banta
sit back, relax, have a sip of some Fanta

>>723611299
thanks for that fanta, but i prefer sprite.
only because you got dubs i am polite

>>723611299
Very nice
Just know that you'll pay the price

>>723611533
I shall return the politeness to you,
For you have been blessed with some doubles too

>>723611170
I have zero class but I drop a biro fast, faster than i drop a shot and clear the glass.

you're a nigger. also, the game. also, orange

>>723611769
Hey don't you worry or have a frown,
you did get doubles they're just upside down

>>723611843
you son of a bitch

>>723611843
breaking all of the conventions here

>>723611843
Door hinge, four inch, lauren's

>>723611671

I am sorry if you feel I am refusing your questions
That's not my intention, my mind is in a higher dimension
At these levels I have much higher attention
Ascension into a level of rhyming defined as divine intervention
My intent to present the most intensive lung splitting
Tongue twisting sentence ever historically recorded to present
But that is not the point of this lesson
I will continue this poetic expression, you must listen to make the connection

>>723611977
upside down is okay but not a good label,
but I'm loving those 7's you've brought to the table!

File: IMG_0755.gif (500KB, 500x211px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 500x211px

>>723612478
The winner of the thread Ladies and gentlemen

>>723607499
op likes to suck on big black dicks
he's another word for a bundle of sticks

>>723612816
rhyming like iamverysmart
is not very hard

>>723607499
fuck off wigger

>>723613128

A bundle of sticks oh you must mean faggot,
OP is a Berretta, suckin' dicks is automatic

Niggers desver to be dead
beacuse they are black

>does that count?

>>723613426

Niggers deserve to be dead, spray the bodies full of lead, stomp on they head, and put em to bed.

FTFY bro

File: 1487782624092.gif (2MB, 400x305px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x305px

4chan is for fags
Especially /b/ fuck them
Tfw haiku

>>723613790
That Was a very nice haiku
But you didn't rhyme so fuck you

Sure I'll post a reply/Why?/ Probably cause I'm fly and most of 4chan is made up of bi's and faggy guys/ NOTHING in this post was a lie/ Now an hero, good-bye

>>723613907
haikus needn't rhyme
no need to be all butthurt
op is a fag

>>723613790
your haiku is shit
suck ya nan she smells like shit
i rhymed shit with shit

>>723614233
go outside, faggot
open your eyes now you maggot
stop causing rackets

File: 1487733494326.jpg (40KB, 303x799px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 303x799px

>>723614282
My haikus wreck yours
Rhyming in one is poor taste
Britfag pig fucker

>>723614629
do you think those rhyme?
your haiku's not worth a dime
it's past your bedtime

>>723615433
yo shit man nice rhyme
feelin like highlife
gimme da weed lets fly high

>>723615422
Your haikus wreck none
They are very poorly done
Mine are number one

>>723607499
bitch ass nigga
pussy ass nigga
fucking cracka nigga
nigga nigga nigga

fuck this rhymes are insane
yall crackas better call me lil wayne

>>723615786
look at this kid go
he talks big but it's a show
got haiku skills? no

Its five in the morning
This night been the longest
Despite sippin on drinks
Gin, wine, ripping bong hits
Its like getting some rest
This night isnt...

Smack this addicts chapstick packing ass
His breakfast has been fat dick, and it cracked his wrecked lips
When this faggots last hit passed his habit dragged him back in madness
And dick has been that sick man his scratch link, when his addict ass itched, and his crackfix scratched it.