Make me thinner /b/?

Nobody else can make you thinner. Stop eating more than you need to, and exercise. That's all there is to it. WORK motherfucker.

>>723605783
eat less

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>>723605869
Speak for yourself, here he is, thinner than ever!

>>723605783
Go to a gym three days a week for at least 6 months. Also, stop eating garbage.

You're fucking welcome.

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>>723605783
Is that an upscaled sculpture of a huge ass cannonball with little arms and legs?

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>>723605783

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>>723605783
it's the only way

maybe you should stop eating putting burger king out of business so you can lose weight

>>723606199
Lmao

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You're the reason they invented double doors!

>>723606515
this guy is one James Corden lookin motherfucker

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>InB4

>>723605783

I'm a trap, I'd let you fuck me from behind.

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>>723606638

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>>723605783

>>723606032
>400 hours on ms paint

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>>723606936

>>723605783
eat fewer calories

At your size it doesn't even have to be a lot. I was 50 pounds overweight and just by keeping track of what I was eating I lost 25 pounds in about 2 months. You're significantly more than 50 pounds over, meaning your body burns more calories just by existing(called your TDEE) and so it's way easier for you to lose weight even without doing a single second of exercise.

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>VINCE NEIL LOOKIN MF

>>723605783
>January 2006, being me, 115kg
>July 2006, being me, 79,5kg

- Positive attitude.
- Walk, Run, Cycling, Jumping Rope, Fitness, etc... Just move your fucking fat ass!
- Became vegetarian and reject all junk/shit food.

Just do it! It's absolutely all in your fucking mind.

If I did it, you could easily do it too!

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>>723605783

>>723607375
are you a wizard?

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>Its simple, we eat the joker

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>>723607475
apprentice actually, U see, the trick is blurring

Do u have pizza hut on speed dial?

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@keagan

>>723606236
OH MY GOD IT'S PROZD IN THE FLESH

Eat your veggies how boh dah

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well, you're not thinner but they can't see that