i work at honda fixing your crappy cars, ask me anything. Also,

why is honda so shit?

post moar pics if its a trap

>>723599543
in the market for a new or almost new sedan in the 20k-30k range
why should i not get a honda?

I got a 1997 civic dx that i bought a few years ago with 10k miles(owned by an old couple that used it once a month for grocerys). It just hit 72,000 miles. It's got the original rubber timing belt, I was wondering if those age at all, or is it just the mileage that degrades them.

>>723599807
It's a single cam, who cares if it breaks.

>>723599616
They tried to cut costs in production and quality but keep the price the same. But it's all shit, especially the new civic.

>>723599807
Timing belt is every 7 years , you could go longer but they degrade with time

>>723599775
I would go with an accord or no honda at all. Like I said civics are all shit, interior is shit quality. Accord is good 2015 or older, you arent really getting anything better with the newer ones.

>>723599543
Did IT under the table stuff at a honda dealership before

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>>723599764
Ill post one with every answer

post moar of the trap fagget

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>>723600209
Whats a good car, fast, can take me german sheppard places?

>>723600445
Whats your budget? Fast as in street racing?

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Also PSA dont buy the new crv hrv those are terrible, the crv has a 1.5L engine with turbo. A midsize suv with the same engine as the civic.

>>723600526
25-50k easy can put 15k as a down payment whenever, dont care for street racing just want to be able to haul ass when i feel the need to

>>723600841
Can you drive a stick?
Would you be okay with high insurance on a new car?

>>723600947
Whats considered high insurance? I live in cali ans never purchased a car before, never driven stick but im willing to learn if needed

The weirdest thing you've found in a car is?

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>>723601046
300$+ a month depending on your age. Then whatever car payments. I'd go with a subaru wrx sti. Theyre 4 sedans. Very fast, turbo engine too. Not sure how big your shepard is but it's a nice car. Head turner for the ladies too, guys if youre into that.

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>>723601219
I live in florida so I've found plenty of guns, drugs, a dildo and some tampons in another girls car. Nothing too crazy.

Why don't you have to care if your timing belt snaps just because it's a single cam?

>>723601545
Depends if its an interference engine or not.

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>>723601545
You do have to care. If it snaps I would stop and get it towed. Dont wanna bend your valves and have to get a whole engine :)

>>723601290
What other options do i have? Thanks btw

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What do you there Anon? Are you a shop tech, lube tech, or sales or some shit?
I'm a shop tech for a john Deere dealer

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>>723601714
Not a trap fucker

>>723599543
Who is this?

>>723601854

that's okay. she can fuck you.

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>>723601761
The sti is about 35k starting I think.

The accord sports are nice too. 300+ base horse power, 3.5L engine no turbo though. i think those are bigger than the sti. Starting for those is I think 25k+?

The infiniti Q70 is pretty similar to that, but a 3.7L V6 with turbo, (I think maybe even twin turbo) this thing would haul ass. Maybe even faster than the STI, but it's starting at 50k. These both are automatic.

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>>723599543
how much do you owe the tool truck?

>>723601854
It is a trap, her name used to be Henry when I knew him. Her family is amazingly rich, he looks nothing like he before

>>723601820
I'm a tech.

>>723602548
No penis?
Then sauce please

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>>723602508
Nothing, I like to pay off everything as soon as I get it.

>>723602620
Not sure if pre op or post op :/

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what tool box do you haz?

So is the civic out the question? Probably under 2008-2012 model

I just want a car Thats 4 doors, can save gas, looks decent , and maybe haul some ass.

I like the accord mostly cuz it roomy.
Florida btw.

>>723602728
Now that just reckless lmao

>>723599616
Asian production tech is advanced enough that they can very accurately design failure rates into their vehicles and toe the line between getting universally bad rap and making good money on dealership repairs/upgrades

>>723599543
why do you charge $200 for a spark plug change when you already had my engine open doing a $500 valve adjustment?

no, i rejected your stupid spark plug suggestion and did it myself when i got home

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>>723602869
ikr, harbor freight ratchet straps are shit

>>723599807
Change it, it's not a big job to do so shouldn't cost a lot from an honest garage, a broken belt will leave you stranded at the very least and a big bill at the worst.

>>723603047
I was referring to how the socket case is open and could easily fall from where its at and everything fall out
But I guess that too

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>>723602728
>>723602755
If you could find a civic si in those years go for it.
>>723602936
Here the labor rate is 1h 130$ plus markup for parts, sounds about right.

>>723599807
They degrade with time. Especially in drier areas. And especially if you have oil leaks

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>>723603389
do you get paid hourly or by flat rate? is your service writer good?

>>723601545
He's taking the piss. Most engines will take alot of damage when a timing belt or chain snaps. He's simply poking fun at the fact that it's an undesirable engine

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Out of henry pics
Uploading someone else now also a trap

>>723603389
dont bullshit me you dumbass, the mechanic was already doing a valve adjustment and had my engine block open already. i was paying for the labor with the $500 valve adjustment, all the faggot had to do was screw in with new sparkplugs at the end instead of the old ones. that doesnt take an bit of time for a job he already was being paid to do.

anyway, this is why i no longer go to the dealership, unless i use you guys for a free inspection. which then i just go to a local trustworthy garage to get things addressed instead of giving money to you jew faggots

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>>723603690
Im a hybrid tech, i make hourly all day then flat rate for the actual work i do.

My service writer was shit when i started cause she was new and fresh, but its better a lot better now, its a small dealership but we make tons of money.

>>723600132
i have an accord that burns through oil like a motherfucker, and the dealership tried to tell me it was normal. i have never had a car, even an old 72 chevy, that burned through oil as fast as this piece of shit. needing 1.5 qts of oil between gas tank refills is not "normal" despite what honda says. shit design and they fucked up somewhere, luckily there was a class action lawsuit about it and i got money back from that

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>>723603839
Then you should have told them that, all dealerships are owned by different people dick face. Ours wouldnt have charged the labor if it was already opened.

You could grow some damn balls, and work on your own fucking car like a man instead of paying someone else to do it.

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>>723603839
im not the guy you replied to but,
valve adjustment normally doesnt require spark plug removal. so its not simply putting new plugs at the end. Also valve adjustment hasnt required opening the block since flatheads were a thing in the 50's

thanks for playing tho

>>723603839
Yeah that's double stacking labor a bit
Shit service writer honestly

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>>723604145
Go to a real honda dealership and ask for a oil consumption test or have them see if youre leaking, that sht aint normal.

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Tits

>>723599543
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>>723602629

Not a trap
She's Candice
@candipoop no twitter
@angelicandice no instagram

>>723604145
Def not normal
Most manufacturers allow a max of 1 qt of oil consumption per 1500 miles. Not sure exact spec for Honda.

>>723604304
i already sold it, maybe i got a lemon but it put me off hondas for a bit. mostly because the dealership tried to say it was normal and convince me it wasnt a problem. they were a real honda dealership

>>723603389
What years is the minimum I should go for and which ones should i stay the fuck away from.

SI here I come.

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>>723603839
Have fun putting shitty aftermarket shit in your car tho

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>>723603389
whats your favorite ratchet?

>>723604658
Shes a trap, trust me. Name used to be Henry wong.

Do you know Marko Spaans?

>>723604664
hondas are supposed to be tight and precisely machined to japanese specs, thats what through me off. i can see 30 year old big block american engines being that inefficient, but a brand new accord shouldnt be burning through oil, much less that much of it. i sold the car for a loss but got some of the money back from a class action lawsuit and broke even

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>>723604779
I have this 3/8 snap on low profile ratchet set, came with short sockets too, works amazing.
>>723604693
Honestly cant go wrong with any si, theyre all great. 2015 one is a bit overpriced.

If you have money wait for the 2017 si or even the 2017 type r, first time theyre bringing a type r to the us.

what kind of school do you need to be a honda tech

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>>723605073
Aint no school, start as a lube tech, get trained and do your online self studies, and if youre good and your dealership likes you they send you to official honda school 1 week at a time.

how often do you encounter references to or jokes about E. Honda from Street Fighter?

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>>723604658
Like really, trust me shes a trap. She wears a choker in all her pics to hide the adams apple.

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>>723605295
Never.

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I have a 04 Honda Civic. As I drive once there is this whirring sound from the engine like something is spinning loose. What could it be? How can I fix a sticky front brake?

>>723605217
what type of training do you need to get a lube tech job then? some sort of auto certificate?

>>723605410
Could be motor mounts, could be a lot of things. Something I'd have to see in person. Have you gotten your brakes done recently? Id have someone look at it, could the caliper pins not grreased.

>>723605468
Nothing at all.

what does it mean if i hear a high pitched squeak when i first step on the brakes but the squeak doesnt last that long and only happens when first stepping on brakes and goes away when you push harder on the brake

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>>723605675
Your squealers most likely.

Time to get your brakes done.
Your brakes will probably start grinding soon.

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>>723605468
lube techs change oil, no cert needed

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>>723605675
not OP but that sounds like the wear indicator

it means go get new brakes

>>723605820
thx

>>723605914
Np, also get it done before the grinding, you dont want to have to get new rotors too.

Are good oil filters a meme? Is FRAM shit? Whats the most you would spend on an oil filter for a daily driver low model civic?

>>723606022
Honda oem filters are like 2-3$ we just mark them up to 10 cause theyre so cheap :/ i dont think it maters too much but id go oem to be safe

>>723606022
Fram is ass
Seen a few collapse at 5k mile oil changes
Personally I like wix, Napa gold, pretty much any oil filter that aren't the cheapest ones

>>723599543
Would you ever become a traitor and buy a Toyota?

Would they fire you if you owned a different brand car?

jk lol

>>723606456
Yeah, honda pilot and ridgeline are shit.

Id get a tundra before any other truck.

whats the most fun honda to drive in your opinion

>>723606547
S2000 or a civic si

civic SI hatchback or coupe? im thinking of getting a new car and want something sporty with some zip, thats about my only desire right now. and decent gas mileage, not looking for a dragstrip gas guzzler, just something to get to work and back and pass trucks to make the freeway exits

>>723599543
I bought the 2016 Honda Accord Sport.

Been a good car, but when I went in for oil change/software update last time, they said my "Gravel Guard" was damaged.

I got it replaced... I think it was actually the "Engine Under Cover Splash Shield"

Did I get taken?

>>723606821
>>723606608
meant to tag your reply

>>723606824
Kinda, you could go without it, it doesnt really matter. I wouldnt have replaced it if it was me. But they do get damaged easily.

>>723602629
so... is anyone saucing this goddess or what?

>>723606949
Thanks. I figured. Dammit.

>>723606821
I would go hatch or sedan, same engine but you get cheaper insurance and also more room

>>723601854
It is a double trap.

>>723599543
Just bought a 2014 honda crv.

>>723607301
Not a bad year. At least yu didnt go hrv or crz.

why dont they make an acura rsx anymore

>>723607480
I did some research, heard the new ones are shit, they look nice though.

>>723607534
That i dont know :( i love them too>>723607552
They are pretty shit

Hey op I have a question my car has been fucking up lately it's a 2016 charger bought it new off the lot. Anyway lately it's been making this weird as fuck noise it's like

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR it's as I'm pulling out and shit I don't get it checked a few things in the engine but honestly I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Can I get some help?

Which 2008-2010 Honda models should I avoid? Looking for a used car for my sister in 5 or 6 speed and 5-6k budget.
Her 2007 Mazdaspeed 3 is finally dying with 280k.

>>723607900
2008-2012 accord coupe 5-6 speed is one my top list of favorite cars. Looks beautiful, interior is great, back when honda didnt cheap out.

>>723607763
That doesnt help me much.

>>723608077
Fugg it's ok I knew it was a long shot. Thanks anyway.

>>723599543

You sure all of these are traps?

>>723608149
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2016 tho should have warranty

>>723605343
Yeah that's the reason people wear chokers...idiot

>>723608453
Yeah ama just take it back and see what the dealership tells me. I'm an idiot when it comes to cars so whatever.

>>723599931
>single cam makes a difference

Found the Hillary voter

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>>723599543
duct tape or ductape?

aluminum or aluminium?

ever crush a toddler under a car using the bridge to see what kind of sound it makes?

>>723599543
The belt keeps raddling on my 2002 Honda Civic WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

>>723599543
which facility do you work at?

>>723610548
Set it on fire and hope for the best
Or you could replace the belt and probably the tensioner

>>723610548
change the fucking belt before it snaps and your head gasket blows dummy

>>723609937
Duct tape
Aluminum
No.

>>723609937
makes a sort of cracking eggs sound mixed with a squelching sound like rotten potatoes.

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What is the track record of these low displacement 1.5 l boosted meme engines everyone is getting?

I don't understand why people driving a Civic would want that over a simple 2.0 naturally aspirated engine.

All I read about Chevys low displacement boosted engines shows they are blowing left and right so I expect something similar with Honda's

How much is a transmission flush for an 03 Accord 4 cylinder and is it necessary?

my truck has 300,000 miles on it with several dead cylinders, no airbags, no seatbelts, no air conditioning, no power windows, and dies when parked for too long.

What should I do?

>>723612319
Sounds like a keeper. I'd get it professionally detailed.

>>723599543
My wife wants a new car. Good quality. $10,000 budget. Doesn't have to be brand new. WWYD

what destroys more pussy, Accord or Civic?

>>723609236
I was implying that it won't make a difference because it's a non interference motor. Now go and Google what that means real quick before you start posting shit replies without knowing what you're talking about

>>723611968
Do it yourself. Use the scissor jack in the trunk and buy tranny fluid/a long funnel to fill. The drain plug is probably a 3/8 square drive under the car. Honda will probably charge you 150-300 bucks for that service

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This is my ex...

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>>723602629

name? where to find? really a trap?

>>723615771
I'd suck her dick and the moment she starts cumming in my mouth I'd punch her in the nuts so hard that she'd blow with the force of a thousand suns

>>723604658
Angelicandice is a trap brah. Born henry wong

>>723617172
Op, are you the anon who leaked “her” nudes?

>>723617364
is there such a thing as "her nudes"?
btw, he didnt even get her last name right

>>723599543

Your dealerships suck dude. I swear, every time you guys get some crap ass piece of shit you know is going to be a headache to fix, like a german car or dodge, you send it down to us at toyota to try and fix and sell.

ITT, Honda techs are prisses who can't fix shit

>>723614148
>single cam dictates non interference engine design

Holy fuck this is a new kind of dumb

>>723617459
Yeah, theres a title shot, no face. Google prettyuglyliars for info