What's /b/ drinking tonight?

Piss

Caucasian sweat, african semen, and Asian tears.

tap water. maybe apple juice.

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hot fudge

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Anything less than 9% is for pussies or alcoholics in denial.

Cheers!

>>723598102
either vodka at tins at home, or go out and do exactly the same.
idk whether to drink in or go out tho

>>723598102
Coronas

>>723598709
...or adults who enjoy drinking good beer and aren't trying to showoff to their threads how much alcohol they can guzzle. if you're not in a hurry to get plastered, then drink for flavor.

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fresh strained organic dog juice

right outta the dog.

>>723598102
Not drank since I turned vegan as when drunk i crave meat
Gotta sacrifice sometimes

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>bacardi white rum
and sprite

>>723599223
fucking veganfag

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Norwegian here, found these in my supermarket a couple weeks ago.

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Gherkin milk

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homebrewfag here.

kölsch 6.5%abv
irish red 5.25%abv

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Chamomile.

>>723599223
Typical vegan has to tell everyone they're vegan

>>723599249
Try it I feel fuckin amazing two years into it now
Lost weight saved money and in no need to get drunk or high to cope with life

>>723599266
>american piss

y tho

>>723599266
i've had that brew...tastes like ass. nice dubs BTW

>>723599440
as a vegan, i have to disagree with your premise

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Sailor jerrys spiced rum. Straight from the half gallon bottle

>i have a serious problem
>i hate myself

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>>723598102

>>723599440
My car tires are even vegan (Michelin )
£120 each

>>723599440
>>723599541
Yeah clearly this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
I'm vegan btw

>>723599480
i like it but i guess to each is own, taste a lot better than a lot of the norwegian commerical brews

>>723598102
Moscow mule

>>723599674

when it comes to beer it's either English or German. no discussion

>>723599654
Nice to meet you my friend my freinds sister is also a vegan

>>723599654
my daughter has gone through a vegan phase about 4 or 5 times now...she buys these nasty ass black bean "hamburger" patties....i grill them for her...our labrador won't even eat them

>>723599736
Is there a nice vegan beer below 2%

>>723599791
Good to know there are others that care!
I'm vegan and so is my dog and snake

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>>723599791
hey, my dog is vegan

>>723599847
Have you considered buying a veganly trained dog ?

>>723599847
Kek
4 or 5 times
Daughter just cant enough of the meat eh she just keeps coming back for more

>>723599962
i don't want to get arrested for animal cruelty. my lab loves bacon.

>>723599996
you would have rolled quints if you weren't such a dickhead. :)

>>723600064
femanon detected....tits or GTFO

>>723599916
Oh silly me my bearded dragon is vegan just cress and peppers
I even use a head lice comb to take out any stray green flys hiding in the cress want him to eat them little guys

>>723600096
You could of if you had more of a sense of humour :)

Evan Williams White Label and Blue Moon.

>>723600064
another fag drinking american alcohol

>>723600179
you dickheads always say that :)

>>723599958
Try using a plant based oil and fresh kail to build him back up

>>723600149

Gotta pay the troll toll to get the boys soul

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>>723598102
my fav beer

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Love stubby bottles.

>>723600033
If you love your dog don't feed it bacon it takes years of their life's
Maybe tofu in vegatable gravy

>>723600226
Haha yeah we do :)

too many amerifags with their brewed piss here.

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>>723599450
then whats the fucking point of life if u dont get high or drunk or eat meat

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I like to drink an 8 pack of these then smash my wife's head in :)

>>723600438
>it takes years of their life's
she's already 12 years old and still going strong. KYS with your fucking tofu you cocksucking faggot whore motherfucker. :)

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>>723598913
>Implying it was a serious comment.
>As serious as "I just don't like having to piss all the time when I'm drinking lager."

>>723600689
at least get her to make a sammich before you smash her head in

>>723598102
Bud Light Lime

Mostly just to pass the time.

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>>723600134
You caught me so here's my sad flat chest

>>723598102

Beefeater in the morning, six pack of Heineken for lunch, Evan Williams in the evening.

>>723600842
what's with the inverted nipples? and show fem penis

>>723600805
She can make me one while receiving said head smashing she's quite good at multitasking like that

>>723600689
My nigga

>>723600929
nice, anon...sounds like you've got a keeper. :p

>>723600842
Sexy AF

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>>723600842
Love flat-chested girls, but are you sure you're not a trap?

Pic is from the brewery next to my house

>>723600842
i'd rather see a flat chest instead of big ol' fake DDs

>>723598102
Is that ale any good? ive seen someone else mention it before, and it peaked my interest. They dont have it here, but i can order it in to the liqour store and pick it up. Is it worth the moolah?

>>723600729
Gather wild garlic from the edges of streams while walking your dog
Collect elderflower and dandilions and a few nuts
Gently fry the nuts in wild garlic and make a refreshing drink from the elderflower and dandilion

>>723601293
OP here.
I fucking love it. It's one of my favourites.

>>723601360
or just give her grilled meat and chuck a ball for her to run and fetch. i didn't raise a faggot doggo

>>723601270
>>723601273
I'm sure. I've been considering getting a boob job just so I can fit into clothes but I'm afraid it would look weird cause I'm <100lbs. Might do it. Don't want fake titties though so it's whatever

I'm not a trap cause I'm pretty sure nothing with a dick drinks angry orchard

>>723601459
Typical meat eating faggot have you considered your dogs thoughts ?
Just try it
Also don't assume dog genders

>>723601599
nice dubs

don't get a boob job. it's unattractive.

and sharpie in pooper. post pic

>>723601599
no keep those beautiful natural tits.

>>723601717
she chooses meat over tofu. she gave birth to baby doggoes...that makes her a "her"

>>723601599
moar bewbs pls :^)

dr pepper ;)

>>723601723
>>723601805
That's all I'll post but thanks for the support my dudes. I'm not one to derail threads often

>>723602106
this bread is dead. at least show us your panty drawer

>>723602106
vegans already derailed this bread, fucking vegans

>>723602106
thread is dead anyways, might as well make something good of the corpse

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its another beautiful mid 60s degree weather here in jersey so I picked up a six of these quite refreshing.

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shiner bock and venison bacon jalapeno sliders

Ha ha I'm not even a vegan you just witnessed a epic derailment and fell for my bait

>>723603775
as a vegan, i think you're an asshole

Bud light in cans, because I'm a poor piece of dogshit. I prefer darker beer like Stone and Abita.

>>723602829
Those aren't sliders. Sliders are small burgers. Named after what people call White Castle burgers because they slide right through you.