Welcome to the /b/ club. The bouncer is not an easy one to get

Ha wow i know that guy. Legend of the 930 club in DC. Saw my first concerts there. Dude passed away a couple years ago.. Rip security man.

>>723591402
Sorry, bro, knowing the bouncer doesn't let you in.

Ayyy lmao

>>723591256
I'll just let myself in.

hey /b/ouncer, how's it hangin?

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I invoke the power of 2D

Hey baldy. Step aside.

Hi.

>>723591875
Hangin your neck from my grip, now get outa here

slidin' right in

>>723591256
My club days aren't over.

>>723591402
C'mon man you gotta let me in

>>723592414
Not so fast. Bounce, punk.

If I get quads OP has to kill himself

>>723592432
Show me your dubs, punk, and then you can get in.

check em pussy

Just waiting to get in...

>>723591256
See you inside

ill just show myself over to the vip section

Fuck this place

this is now a gay club

>>723591256
Ok

Alrighty then

Hi

I think i will take my fine lady now

>>723592926
26 won't cut it, faggot.

ROIL

Strip tease it is

>>723592785
Coz you are in it

Waddap

Check'em. I dont even want to get in this lame ass club.

Vip bitch

>>723593569
Im getting lucky tonight

Fuck the police

>>723593569
We have a winner

>>723593569
No VIP, but you can take one of our lovely ladies.

As your new manager I'll shut the place down.

So which bitch is coming home with me?

Just coming on through my dude

>>723591256
If I manage a 69 I'll take an Asian to go

>>723593697
The club across the street takes faggots like yourself, if you want to show yourself the way.

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>>723591256

>>723591256
how about i pull your plugs out and kick your ass you dumb fuck

>>723591256
No traps all allowed

>>723593777
Trips

Here is 200 now let me and my girls in act like I'm someone important so this girls give me head in there

>>723591256
holla

>>723593810
no you ain't nigger

Let me in nigga. I've got a kilo of meth to sell to these innocent gets

>>723591256

lighter fluid. book of matches.

>>723593884
Nah, sorry bro. Only currency we take is dubs.

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>>723591402
His name was josh he killed he's selfs

>>723591256
so i heard im a quad?

>>723594078
You heard wrong.

>>723591256
If I show you these I can come in right? If I let you touch them, you'll let a friend in, right?

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>>723594205
Sorry, I meant if I show you these

I'm here to sell drugs in the bathroom, cool with you?

>>723594205
>>723594232
Both of you, bounce.

>>723591256
I got a ticket!

>>723594350
Looks fake to me.

comin through

>>723594390
Those Yeezy's look fake to me

>>723594469
Come right in, sir. Which lady would you like?

>>723591256
Roll

Fuck ya'll.

>>723594625
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to bounce.

Niggers

>>723591256
hey man, i'm your other guard for tonight, i'm filling in for tony and i sign on at 10. Is Rob still running the joint man?

>>723591256
Howdy friend, I'm looking to get inside of the dance club.

I'm going in

>>723594757
Nice try, faggot.

yeeee

Rollin'

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>>723591256
rhole

>>723594877
Come in, sir.

I claim all sluts for myself

>>723594970
Sir, you need to leave.

Everyone out of my club. I wanna go in the back and do whippets and cry.

hi goyims

>>723595066
Come in, sir.

>>723591256
Sup niggas?

Please /b/ouncer they don't invite me to parties.

You know me. I'm a regular. Get out of my face.

>>723595208
The only thing that is "up" is your ass out of this joint.

>>723595331
I'm sorry, I don't think I do know your face.

AYYY WHERES MY MACARONI PUSSY

sup boi

you wan sum fuck

Pussy pass is right here bouncer let me in before i suck your cock

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>>723595678

>>723595718
Suck it, faggot.

Oi fuck outta the way bouncer

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>>723595773

>>723595824
ok man but what about my dubs

>>723591256
NO NIGGERS IN MY CLUB

>>723595950
Sorry, I need you to prove your dubs.

Let me in bitch

gonna shoot your fat ass let me in

>>723596011
Come in, sir.

>>723596023
right here

Ayo

hi /b/oss man

>>723596088
>>723596099
Come in, gentlemen.

FUCKIN DUBS

>>723596083
oh wait shit, they are right here

>>723596129
why thanks my good man

hey man how's it going

>>723596052
no thanks, theres too many fucking niggers. i fuck get to run this place WATCH THIS

>>723596166
Alright, you better be thankful you found 'em

hello

If I don't roll dubs, could a 'meataphorical' Franklin get me in?

>>723596207
I'm watchin', but not seein' much.

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Lemme in you roody poo

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Got your dubs here

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning

without any milk

>>723596245
quiet fore i beat your ass you fat fucking meatball lookin ass i eat shit like you for lent you fattie

>>723596326
That's cute, now bounce, faggot.

>>723596304
ye need some time warming up

>>723591256

Hi kind sir,

let me in, here are my dubs

Im a bouncer myself, just going for a drink bro

>>723596396
Nope, sorry.

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i run this place dickwad

Hello gayboys

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Vip coming through

boss man reporting in

>>723596522
Sorry, sir. You are one short of VIP, but you can enjoy a drink in the club.

I've been waiting so long to get into this club!

Owner here

Show me yo ladies

>>723596625
quads coming in

I own all yo asses

>>723596769
Yes, you can own an ass for a night. Choose your lady.

I presume I'm on the guest list.

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I am the law

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sup

I love how everyone replies so confidently only to fail miserably

>>723591256
Everyone go home I'm getting quads

BOI

Is your mom available?

>>723591256
im a girl

>>723591256
Roll

>>723596925
nah you a like a little baby watch this

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pint of jagermeister pls mr bar man

>>723597000
WINRAR

>>723596966
Welcome in, sir.

Can I go in club plz

>>723597000
SUCC BABY TRIPS I OWN THIS FUCKING JOINT NIGGAS

so where is the bar?

Let me in scrub

>>723597000
VIP service.

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>>723597000
lemme in

>>723597000
oh shit nvm guess i own a corner

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can i enter with my enthusiastic euphoria?

Do ladies need to get dubs? Cuz I got them twice

I'll take one trips, please.

>>723597177
You may, but no flirting with the ladies, you need VIP.

>>723597177
access granted

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>>723591256
can i come in?

quad combo meal nig

>>723591256
Yes m'sir

Boi...

>>723597277
Yes you may

>>723597288
Nice try, but you may come in as a regular guest.

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>>723597277
im in

To the lounge, por favor.

A quad wil approach if you wait long enough

>>723591256
Out of my way, faggot.

Owner of this joint is here, everyone out.

>>723597420
I tell you what, why don't you go over there and smoke a joint, huh?

>>723591256
let me in, faggot

>>723591256
Probably won't get in...

QUAD FEED MY DUDE

>>723597474
Double dubs, I own all your asses, bitches.

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>>723591256
Yo, i got this pump bro

>>723597600
Welcome

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roll

HYEEEEEEE

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>>723597410
Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!

Eyo

>>723597710
All talk and no quads. Bounce.

Soon cunts very soon

You all missed ur chance gdi

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imma get in here

Reply

>>723591256
Roll for king

I'm a qt grill, I don't need dubs so I'll just slip on in

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>>723597710

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>>723591256
Why do I even have to bother with you, Bounce Man? You and I both know I'm here every weekend.

>>723597991
reroll niggers

>>723591256
Feel lucky faggot

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Rollerino

Comin' on through.

>>723591256
>>723591256
Just gonna sneak on by dressed as the Butler

>>723598198
Not so fast, nigger.

Sex

>>723591256

this club has become a faggot place. i dont even wanna get past you cunt.

I'll try for a in.

>>723598281
Well, lucky you. You ain't getting through, nignog

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Hi Bouncer, I think you'll see my name's on the list.

Hey, can i come in?

Joder, que me cago en la mar.

I'm ready for the night of my life!

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Science, bitch.

>>723591256
No Jews

If quads, it becomes a gay club

Hello offizer I'm King Zondar of the South African Republic of Congo. I believe I have clearance to enter this fine establishment to talk to your boss about our "deal"

>>723599588
Welcome

>>723591256
Rollerino

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FIVEFIVEFIVE

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checkem

>>723599788
88 will do, welcome in.

>>723591256
Stand down, I'm invited.

Quints get

>>723599922

Atleast I got in, time for a ladie to take home!

>>723599919
Comin' in

>>723599956

Trying for a Mrs.

I gots to get in

>>723599956
Nice fucking try

rolling for quads

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>>723591256
I know the owner, let me in.

buttsex.

>>723591256
pls be lucky day, roll

>>723597000
My hero. Please get me in

Hey brah lemme in

>>723600000
I am winrar. All faggots must bounce

smoke a weed in club

>>723600000
HOLY SHIT

I run this shit

i'll take that v.i.p

>>723600000
:o

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>>723600095
rolling again im really lucky today

>>723600165
Uhh, I believe it was me that rolled it, faggot. And since you are a faggot, you must bounce.

Rollll

hey checc 'em

>>723591256
ay man let me in plz

>>723600244
Welcome

Rolling into Oblivion

roll this shit.

Sup nignogs,
Let me in already

>>723600331
Reroll im feelin lucky

Rollz Royce

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>>723591256
>walks right into V.I.P.

>>723600455
And lucky you are. Enjoy your stay.

>>723591256
ecks dee

>>723600522
>vip
>doubles
atleast you got in

>>723600522
Nah, but you can enjoy a regular visit.

>>723600000
Kek

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>>723591256

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You boy gib me dat vip i got runners on charles street and oxford park we flame any cracker ass up fo tryin to pick a nigga bone yu feel

>>723591256
this is a centurio card and my dad doesnt want his money

>>723591256
Hi. It's me. Jack.

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>>723591256
Rallin'

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ayyy sheeiit lemme holla
o shit where de white wimyn at

Let me in m'y good Lord im an asperger oldfag kek

>>723600000
Nigga get pents n' only 4 replies? This shit whack yo, fuck dis club

tro/roll/olo!

Roll for club pulse firework show

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>>723591256
>get's

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checkem boys

ay waddup my boy! How's the ratio tonight?

#723604045, newfag, lurker, does this count as quads?

Im bout to run this bitch

>>723591256
FUCK OUT THE WAY YOU NIGGER LOVER

>>723593672
>Lovely Ladies
This is /b/, this club is only full of traps and spiderman impersonators. Who would want to even go in this club.

I AM THE VIBE RIGHT NOWWWW

>>723591256
When did chum lee get a load of shit tats and piercings?

The club is being shutdown sorry /b/tards