Just got my first happy ending. Ask me anything.

>>723583005
Are you happy?

>>723583066
Very.

>>723583118
Good
Now fuck off

>>723583266
That's not a question.

how much did you pay? was the massage part good?

>>723583005
Are you fat? Did she swallow? How much did you pay? Did she just ask? How'd you find the place? Was she a pro or did it take forever? Post pic of what she looked like

did she comment on how small your penis is?

>>723583534
Total including tip was 60$. It was for a 30 minute massage so she only really rubbed down my chest and legs before getting to the real work.

Why are you a faggot?

>>723583005
Is mommy proud that she helped make you a man?

>>723583639
I am not fat. I paid 60 after tip. She did ask as I got hard. She was a pro judging by her skill. I found the place on spa hunters.

>>723583870
link me faggot

>>723583686
I wouldn't call 8 inches small.

>>723583927
They all say that.

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>>723584168
What do you want? A picture?

>>723583005
Welcome to the game, it's addicting. Most fun I've had is going places where it's *not* a guaranteed thing and getting a score anyway

>>723584318
yes wth timestamp

>>723583005
Did you get a free egg roll?

>>723584492
This was my third attempt in a year. The first time I just got a massage. The second I got a SF. This time, jackpot.

>>723583005
Whats the name of the spa lying faggot.

>>723584533
That would a near trick seeing as I just came 30 minutes ago and I'm in public right now.I don't much care how big you think I am. I know how big I am and so do the ladies who get to enjoy it.

>>723584702
Kings spa.

>>723584861
what city? were the girls hot?

>>723584645
what's a SF?
How old was the masseuse?
What kind of happyness? hand, mouth of pussy?

>>723584941
Milford
She was a 5 in my book. Not ugly but not crazy hot. But her hands felt good.

>>723585169
SF - self finish.
A hand job.

>>723583005
Did you send anyone else first? I know about spahunters and rubmaps but... The paranoid part of my brain tells me this is way too easy, and if I go in there will be cops waiting for me as soon as I do something illegal.

There's supposedly a "Sakura day spa" near me. But the reviews on Yelp say "I caught my boyfriend getting happy endings here" etc

How can shit like that be on Yelp and the place stays open? I just feel like they're all stings man...

>>723586435
I feel like the cops would set up to bust the parlor not the customer but it is a risk you take. I have done far riskier stuff trying to get off.

>>723586435
it's technically not illegal unless they ask specifically to get paid for the blowjob. It works by you paying for a massage and them giving a bj and have you tip them so it's not directly paying for sex

>>723586435
>being this paranoid
Your underage is showing

Also been to thai masseuses with the idea of getting cheap sex. Turns out its just easier and better to meet an escort, they are alot prettier as well. Not much more expensive either. I will never go back to getting hand jobs from old, fairly disgusting, thai-women when I can just hook up with women of my choice, who do sex as a hobby. So if you can, you should look into that business instead. Much much much more worth it :) And when you have met someone more than once, it oftens gets better AND cheaper! 1 hour for 100-300$(depending on who you meet) and its basically whatever you want to do to her.

>>723583005
Did you cum?

>>723587564
An escort is next on my sexual bucket list.

>>723587573
Yes I did.

>>723587564
how do you even find an escort?

i had a masseuse at a spa who wound up giving me her number for house calls but had a kid and doesn't do calls anymore.

>>723587708
Cool!
Make sure you don't decide to contact anyone you might think is part of trafficking. Try make sure it is their own free will to have sex and do it for fun. I always talk to the girl in question to get a good picture of who she is. It's nothing wrong with buying sex if it is both willingly, its different when the girl does it it to not live on the street etc. You get me? Its the number one focus, never forget that. And then, choose after your liking and budget!

>>723584790
OK so small dick with excuses got it

>>723588243
Where I live, there is a website where the girls/guys who sell services put out adds. So you contact them there, or by phone/kik/mail. Its so easy that its almost scary haha.

I would never go with a girl picked up from the street as seen in movies etc, thats fucked up.

>>723588284
I hear you.

>>723588470
Where do you live? What is the website?

>>723588406
You know what fuck you guys I'm just trying to make a cool thread to put in all your virgin faces what happened to me lol stay fucking mad virgins

>>723588612
OP here. I'm just ignoring him.

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>>723588527
Sweet. Good luck and enjoy!

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>>723588847
Pics related.

>>723588597
www.rosasidan.ws
Sweden
The websites contains bullshit as well, as every site with content like this does, but its easy to see which adds are real and which are "spammed" out.

>>723583005
Age of Empires 2 or Age of Mythology?

>>723588947
What service do you normally use to find escorts?

>>723589096
I never really got into RTS games. I was more an FPS and RPG guy.

>>723589117
I used to browse the adds, contact the ones i felt interested in. But now I just contact the ones i usually contact. Mostly via kik, since its anon. Its after all illegal and i dont want my name to be obovious in case of shit-hitting-the-fan. If you want to use phonenumber, get a anon mobile.

>>723589441
I'll have to find some adds for my area. I already have kik.

>>723589625
No idea if the site i linked works in your country, if not, search one up, and get going :) Good luck.

>>723589096
Empire earth

I went to one in Dallas and I got way more than a handy.
>Pay old woman at front 60
>Asian woman takes me to room
>Gives me a towel and says get undressed
>Takes me to shower room with table
>Take off towel and get on table
>She washes me and scrubs my butthole
>Really fucking cleans me
>Get towel and go back to first room
>Get terrible massage
>She whips her tits out and starts rubbing on me
>Sucks my dick and fucks me porn style
>Let's me cum in her mouth while I rub her clit.
It was cool but expensive. I tipped her 200 plus the 60 for the house.im about to get my tax return and I'm debating going back.she was no beauty queen but she could suck a dick

>>723587017
I'm 27 faggot. I'm not an idiot and I don't wanna get busted. YOUR underage is showing you little newfaggot cock mongler

>>723590845
Looks like a nerve was hit.

keke


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=760790433

>>723590838
did you use a condor? or did you fuck her raw

>>723590838
Sounds similar to my experiences. 60 house, I give 140 tip, lots of fun.

I'm a big fan of part-time hookers. Students, waitresses, single moms. Lol
I'm 40, and I have three 19 year old girls in rotation. I help out with bills now and then, and I get to fuck them whenever I want. I'm going to bang one this afternoon as a matter of fact.
Tried massage parlours, and some are better than others. The massage usually trumps the ending. Most of those girls are better then legit masseuses.
Welcome to the Ho game, anon. Enjoy the ride.

>>723586435

Use Eccie website.

It really is that easy, stop being a pussy

>>723583005
Welcome to the AMP club. Keep branching out and you'll find places that will get you laid. After that, hand jobs just seem basic.

>>723583730
Next time get the 60 minute version. More money, but more fun.

I've also been to a number of AMPs

Ask me anythijg, I'll try my best to answer your questions.

>>723591938
The last time I was there I did 60 minutes but got nothing so I went with the 30.

>>723583730
wtf, what'd you pay for the "massage" portion? seems super cheap

>>723585401
So she gave you a massage and then you jerked off in the bathroom before leaving.
Good job OP

>>723584168
taylor swift is so hot

>>723592040
Hmm, interesting. Different girl each time?

>>723591794
>I'm a big fan of part-time hookers. Students, waitresses, single moms. Lol

My list also includes strippers and bartenders.

>>723583866
roast

>>723583730

What podunk town is this in? The cheapest house fees start at $60 in my area.

>>723592265
Yes.

>>723592454
Milford De.

>>723583266
/thread
Cancer
Sage

>>723583005
did she enjoy it

>>723591610
She supplied me with a mighty Condor but disposed of it when she finished the job.i shot a load in her mouth while rubbing her clit.She was standing up with her leg hiked on the table blowing me.She grabbed my hand and made me rub her clit.

>>723592621
Beats me. Lol. I sure did.

>>723592565

Cool, I'll keep it in mind if I end up passing through.

>>723592711 checked
That's all that matters

>>723592488
Ah, okay. Sometimes different gals will do different things. Example: same spa, one girl would blow without a condom, other would use a condom for oral.

>>723593009
>>723583005
call it what it is:
prostitution

literal whores

>>723589096
Rise of Nations.

>>723593124
I don't give a fuck what you call them. All I know is that they're great,and I'm glad they exist.

>>723583005

Did you say. Hey jerk me off?

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>>723593124

These women provide a very valuable service. I don't appreciate your tone.

>>723588612
>calling people virgins
>having to stoop to paying some bird at a massage parlour to spank your monkey
>kek

Fucking beta

>>723594174
She asked if I wanted anything helped as she rubbed my balls. I said "I could use some attention." She said she needed 40 but I only had 20. She took it.