Watch me make a apple pie

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Grate apple

>>723577900
This is going to get hot soon

Bump for secret recipe

lurken

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Apples are grated

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Squeeze the sweet juice

>>723578262
POGCHAMP

>>723578262
>>723578397
this doesnt look like a pie anon

interesting approach. i prefer a more brutal crumble pie.

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I WANT TO SEE THE CRUST NIGGER

Dont forget the cinnamon and sugar.

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Juice

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Sweet

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>>723578678

this doesn't really look like an apple pie anon

>>723578747
What recipe is this?

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Little oil on the pan

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>>723577900
>>723578856
Bumpio

Cum in the apple mix

>>723578877
Wtf fryboi frying his apells

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Put the pastry

>>723579000
This might be the best apple pie known to man!

Unless OP first created the universe his pie is going to be shit

>>723579051
wtf. that looks like paper

>>723579084
Have some fucking faith. Keep going OP this is a great way for me to start my day

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Apples in

>>723579051
Is that home made or bought?

>>723579208
LETS GO!

>>723579227
Looks home made to me.

timestamp?

>>723579051
Is that toilet paper? wtf

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Put some nuts

CUM IN THE PIE YOU FAGGOT
Do something fun

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>>723579208
Is that a fucking eggroll wrapper???

>>723579251
Looks better than mine usually is.

>>723579320
What kinda nuts fucker

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SMASH THE NUTS!!!!!

>>723579372
I bet your pies are fine anon

f

you fail in your parents home

>>723579376
those are walnuts u blind pleb

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>>723579320

At least this guy knows what's up
http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/44888-red-velvet-cake-anyone

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>>723579376
deez

>>723579051
isn't it too thin? I never had a apple pie so idk

>>723579444
Fuck you and trips checked

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Nuts and cinnamon in

OP is making big mistakes on the crust

>>723579495
How have you never had apple pie? What in the fuck are you

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>>723579485

>>723579536
This doesn't look so good mang

>>723577900
Your gunna fuck it up, just how you fuck up everything else in your life, OP.
Quit wasting yours and our time.

>>723579627
Your time and ours*

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>>723579536

>>723579000
Apells. Really? Walk away from the Internet and read a book you useless twat.

>>723579536
anon thats not how that works

>>723579627
have some faith nigger i for one am interested to see how this turns out

I can tell this is gonna be fab. The apples have been squeezed dry, so crust is safe. what im looking forward to is seeing what OP does with the juice.

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Pastry on top and a little juice. Ready for oven

>>723579570
Who the fuck makes and eats pies anymore? Pies are shit-tier novelty pastries used to bring comic relief and NOTHING MORE.

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>>723579834
op you are fuckin that pie at the end right? I know how this ends

>>723579849
>cakefag

>>723579709
this kaffir

>>723579834
10/10

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fuck you im hungry now...

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In the oven for 20 30 mins. Will updates and when ready

>>723579849
You are wrong about that and you know it.

>>723579536
dude wtf, it has no crust!
literal autism pie.
don't eat that shit, you might catch it.
in fact, I'd evacuate the house. About a 100% chance you created airborne autism as a byproduct while making this.

>>723579849
u wot m80? Pies are for feeding clowns. its their only source of nuirishment

>>723580002
Why aren't you responding to anyone you cocksucker

>>723580002
post pictures of your garden/lawn while we wait

>>723579849
faggot

>>723579709
Bruh he was OBVIOUSLY trolling hahahaha wow took the bait did ya newfag 0/10 lmfao

>>723577900
its a pasta

>>723580002
cant wait
dis gon b good

>>723580045
shut your hippie mouth. Its new. new is always gooder

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>>723580169

>>723577900
noice

>>723580081
This

>>723579570
idk, we don't make them in my country, I'm considering making one after seeing this thread.
fuck, I'm hungry just from these pictures

>>723579320
that's quite a lot of nuts you got there OP

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Waiting for this paper pie

>>723580081
please anon we're waiting

>>723580394
What shit part of the world do you hail from?

>>723579849
pies are the superior cake

Apple pie is one of the only ways i can eat apple. im allergic to raw apples. im also allergic to raw potatoes and other roots. I never have to peel potatoes.

I have thought it might be the pesticides , but then i couldnt eat sallad.

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>>723577900
You shoulda made blueberry pie.
Apple pie is what Christians make.

>>723579834
is that cum please tell me it is cum

>>723580542
Maybe alaska? not many apple orchids there.

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Smells good.
Don't have garden

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>>723579320
These are pecans
>>723579376

>>723580665
This doesn't look like a fucking pie at all. Are we being duped?

>>723580623
why the fuck would you eat raw potatoes you cunt?

>>723580665
well you better get a fucking garden

>>723580626
what religious group eats blueberry pie then?

>>723580665
is that wax paper?

>>723580774
"peeling"
Activate your IQ

>>723580665
post pictures of your neighbour's house/front door, pussy

>>723580045
>OP bakes delicious apple pie
>you type out a shitpost

Who's the real autist here?

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>>723580665
Holy shit OP.
Are you seriously attempting to bake a cake using a skillet with wax paper on top?
I wasn't joking. Airborne Autism. Evacuate your house immediately

Waiting on apple and walnut egg roll.

>>723580766
Its got crust, and apples. pretty sure its a pie. just different recipe and method. Good stuff.

>>723581003
Its obviously not wax, kid.

>inb4 OP finishes baking the pie and forgets about this thread for more wordly endeavors

>>723578747
>Sweet
You best mean you added sugar OP.

My diabetes screams for it.

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It's ready. Letting it to cool down

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>>723581367

>>723579208
got nutz?

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>>723581086
by your logic, this is an apple pie

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>>723581367
What

>>723581367
>zero effort crust

>>723581367
no sugar? wth. yo ubetter make some sweet vanilla sauce or somthin to go with this.

>>723581444
That's literally a piece of apple pie...

>>723577900
>a apple

It's AN apple, unless you're five years old or a nigger.

>>723581367
this looks like belly ache

>>723581367
Hahahahahahahaha

Man that looks like it was made by a chineese takeout place

Its been fun OP. Ill wait around to see the eating.

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>>723581367

>>723581419
>>723581478
>>723581495

>this

wtf is this? i might steal the recipe and remake it proper.

>>723581540
it's a dessert pizza

>>723581540
its a bastardization of apples and pizza, I know because I'm the one who googled it

>>723581444
did you cum on it?

also checked

I'm just waiting for this to turn into some HowToBasic episode.

>>723578952
ayy gurl. u want sum fuk?

>>723581705
Already done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n5eYr0T_Ck

>>723581367
Jesus Christ.
Just look at the autistic residue that formed around the edges of the pan.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to possess autism in such concentrated levels. That "pie" is essentially a biological weapon in the wrong hands.

>>723581687
I wish. That would mean I could eat some of it.

OP has bestowed upon us great insights into disappointment and the human condition.

Well taught OP

>>723581816
Dude I bet there are autistic people out there who can reverse-bioengineer apple pies in their minds while you tease autists online

OP what the fuck. I was excited for the outcome, then it turned to shit so fast.

>>723581923
this. be better OP

>>723581367
heynotbad/10

why the fuck should he make the crust all nice just so you faggots can talk shit about the crust.

would eat with a big glass of milk.

SLICE THAT SHIT, ITS NOT LIKE THE CRUST NEEDS TO COOL.

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Pie done.
Ready to eat

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>>723577900
This thread has potential.

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Plating and tasting

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>>723582190

kys

>>723581444
Hey artist fag, did you know pizza is also a pie. Either you are an ignorant child or have too many chromosomes Mr. Down

>>723582190

An upside - honestly, may still taste boss if ingredients are mixed ok, pastry will be wrong though.

Also this is a pie you can make and eat in the timespan of a single 4chan thread, so thats nice.

>>723582318
looks like vomit but doesn't seem like it'd taste terrible

>>723582318
That looks about as good as I'd expect it to.

>>723582190
>>723582318
am I the only one who thinks the dough is not completely baked?

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>>723581367

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Pastry and nuts are crunchy, apple is sweet, happy with it

>>723579834
tjhat is not goddamn pie crust. AND WTF ARE THOSE RED SHITS GET THE RIGHT KIND.

>>723582190

>What the fuck

>>723582471
k

>>723582379
Actually thats only in America you lardtard.

Its a fuckin pizza. Pies contain filling between layers.

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Thanks for following, see ya next time

>>723582471
Your standards are pretty low OP.

>>723582471
i want this pie so bad

>>723582383
>Also this is a pie you can make and eat in the timespan of a single 4chan thread, so thats nice.
kek

>>723582471
This is some mexican muff taco pie OP. Dont know where you got this recipe. But if it tastes good then enjoy.

>>723579358
Filo or something

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>>723581367
8/10 tast
2/10 presentation.

>>723582471
I want to pelt you with apples you sugarless fucked up crust faggot "pie maker".

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Legendary.

This apple pie looks like it has depression

>>723580798
Newfag detected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvHe7-NHJ4Q

>>723582318

you did a good job for the first time in a long time, anon. don't wait too long before your next pastry.

Op delivered. Looking forward to next time.

i hate you OP

>>723577980
>grating the apple
?????
>>723579051
>pastry
Is that motherfucking fillo dough?
Jesus fucking Christ, Anon.
Are you actually a mongoloid or do you just play one on the Internet?

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>>723582562

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today op wasn't a faggot
>is this real life?