AAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>723573317
slut hahahahahah

>723573317
200lbs HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>>723573317

B-cup?? HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. I may have an average yet juicy dick but all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>Dick is 4.5"
>Gf 4'11" and was a Virgin
>She screams and every time we fuck she can hardly walk after
>inb4 underage

>tfw 7.5 inches

feels good man

Diamond? No hymen?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>723575976
I love how permavirgins on this board every time they make up stories they make clear their fake GFs are virgins.

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>>723573317
>tfw 5 inches

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>>723575976
Sure buddy. Grats on finding a chick with super small vagina cause no way a chick is screaming for a 4 inch dick unless something is wrong with her

>>723576218
its ok, ill fuck your gf for you bro, so you dont have to worry!

>>723573317
im a cervix banger online

>>723576252
>tfw no gf

>>723576351
filthy degenerate!