Drink with me, /b/. Let's drown our sorrow in alcohol, like

>>723571380
Good thing I'm a perfectly happy person with no mental illnesses. So no thank you.

>>723571530
>happy person
>no mental illnesses
>on 4chan

>>723571530

sure, which is why you're on /b/

>>723571380
I have no shame, it's 8:30 in the morning. My girlfriends still asleep and I'm drinking in our sauna. I love our lifestyle but it's cost me everything and honestly this is the only time when I'm happy, rather alone.

Life sucks and then you die

>>723571999
Unless you have life suck your dick

>>723571842
What are you drinking m8?

>>723571708
I'm bored, what can I say. How does me going on /b/ to look at random content entail me having a mental illness such as depression. I am a strange person in real life but have no mental illnesses.

>>723571380
lol you are the loser, not me, enjoy the alcohol

Right now I'm negotiating a multimillion dollar deal with chinese investors over a teleconference while my secretary is giving me head under the desk.
How does it feel to be a worthless maggot?
You should probably kill yourself

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>>723572459

suuure

>>723572085
Brazilian rum, I'm more of a whiskey man myself but it's good if mixed with lime and sugar.
>>723572359
This guy is such a pathetic waste of what human potential is. His own confidence is fueled by a pathetic need for approval by his parents who've either been successful in society or were complete fucks who either molested or abused him. You should really consider taking hallucinogens and reevaluating what matters in this world.

>>723572600
Drinking bourbon right now, I prefer scotch but could be worse.

And you're right about hallucinogens, I'm gonna have to try them someday, can't wait really.

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>>723571380
>/b/
>losers
mfw Op doesn't realise that /b/ is full of masterminds

>>723572561
A bit intimidated are we? Knowing you're all behaving like kids while others your age are behaving like men.
How does it feel knowing you will never reach my status?
How does it feel knowing you will die poor, sad and alone?

>>723571380
bottoms up, cheers bro

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>>723573047

>>723572990
Are you into beer at all because I've been sampling micro brews lately. You should try shrooms but do it outside. The best trips I've had were at the beach. Acid is a tricky little devil that will show you to much of your mind lol

>>723572991

>masterminds

meaning trolls and faggots

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>>723573296
Of course I am into beer, but I never tried micro brews. I drink mostly weiss and bock.

I haven't tired shrooms yet only because I don't know how to get them. fug.

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>>723573364
You clearly have IQ under 160
Reeeee
>>>/r9k/
You retard

>>723573427
You should check out Blood and Honey or if you can find it, Deep Ellum brews. I was never into beer really, I'd have a blue moon or corona when out with friends but I actually enjoy drinking micro brews at home. What part of US are you in. TX has an incredible venue

>>723573694
I'm actually a eurofag...

>>723571380
Youre killing me op i just got drunk last night

>>723573902
Have a drink. Hair of the dog, man.

>>723574004
Fuck i guess