The world is so crazy right now. If you could bring back one person from the dead to help sort things out, who would it be?
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A man for all seasons.
>>723565265
I think most of 4chan would agree
>>723564591
I was watching a video with Hitch on YouTube the other day and I thought the same thing.
I'd say Nietzsche but he's 2deep for plebs, so I'll go with Hitch.
>>723565350
Then most of 4chan has a good understanding of the world and what is needed to fix it.
>>723564591
My father
>>723565797
too soon
>>723564591
hitchens was a manlet with the entitlement of an sjw, he would fit right in nowadays
Sheriff John Bunnell
>>723564591
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>>723565265
you would be among the first to be gased you tard.
>>723566376
On what grounds?
>>723564591
Kaiser Wilhelm II because Germany needs to be imperial again. Poland is made up of stolen land.
My sister.She died at 15. I still miss her every moment of every day.
>>723564591
The first Hokage
Idi Amin
This guy. And everyone would have to do what her says.
that guy who got fucked to death by a horse
>>723565925
He would have hated them all though.
King Zog of Albania
>>723568592
Best choice
Honestly id bring back tupac. We wouldnt have half as many trash ass rappers
>>723564591
>>723568773
this
>>723565265
Fuck that shit, bring back Andrew Jackson. Or Nixon.
>>723568442
Gtfo commie.
>>723568592
OP?
We should bring back Alexander von Kluck. He was da bomb in ww1.
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>>723565265
kek
>>723565888
Trips of truth
The hero we need.
We need Qin Shi Huang, getting back legalism would be a nice addition aswell.
Morgan Freeman
>>723568174
Bismarck did that. Wilhelm was a mistake.
>>723566724
>gay for visiting the gayporn /b/oard
>mentally handicapped
>not germanic
RFK
>>723568773
The world doesn't need more leftists.
>>723569505
He's turning in his fucking grave at the state of welfare and the economy heading toward inevitable failure.
>>723564591
Hitchens would probably be quite center-right today, not in support of Trump but undeniably against Hillary.
I think he'd be a nice return from the grave.
But, we have a jew version of him in Ben Shapiro.
The world isn't any crazier than it's been before. Don't believe the hype.
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>>723564591
I would bring back Carl Sagan.
>>723572011
Yes the world is not heading towards WWIII, please put your heads back in the sand so we can continue butt fucking you and yours to oblivion. Yours truly the jews <3
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>>723570130
Carlin is a good choice because of what he says, but nobody pays attention anyway
>>723572682
you're scared of the jews?
Terence McKenna
>>723572682
Uh, the Jews are the ones that promote the fear and paranoia to begin with so I'm not sure you understand what you're talking about.
We are in a golden age of health, wealth, information and peace.
Humanity has never been safer, cleaner, more well nourished, more connected and informed than it has ever been. Anyone who believes otherwise is a victim of paranoia marketing propagated by news media.
>>723568377
this
He's not the leader we deserve, but he's the leader we need right now.
>>723572246
t. christfag
>>723573147
Actually not a christfag
Richard Simmons. The world was at peace when he was alive, everyone exercising together. People were happy because there were no fat chicks.
>>723564591
whilst i am atheist myself, why on earth would you bring back someone so angry at the world? bring back some chill
>>723573555
Yeah, hitch was batshit insane about religion. I'm glad anyway that fatass died painfully.
>>723564591
Muhammad. In fucking Feminist infested New York.
>>723573555
Chill is what got us into this mess, you stupid hippie. Political action requires more than "chill."
>>723565797
Too soon
>>723569050
The clit is on the wrong side, no??
>>723566082
But he's not dead though
>>723569050
The fuck is her ?
>>723571006
He's not dead.
Either him or Bismarck
>>723574669
I'm skeptical
>>723568696
underrated post
>>723564591
Alan Thicke obviously
>>723575303
The fuck is he ?
>>723575649
Edward R. Murrow
>>723575303
Christian Bale Sr. his initials are one the mic you maroon
>>723568270
Sorry, anon.
>>723573220
Yes!! Just so he could shake his damn head at how fucked his flock of needy, whining, blame everyone for my problems, I ain't racist but black lives matter more, why don't the police stop the violence.......but not us Killin each otha, buncha assholes truly is
>>723565797
wow, too soon
>>723564591
I wouldn't bring back a propagandist for the Iraq invasion. A fucker like that is better dead, and I hope he burns in hell.
/pic related. We were better off with him instead of ISIS
>>723564591
The world needs more people who work as tirelessly as this guy.
>>723564591
Hitch was intelligent and had well-thought out arguments. No one would listen to him today because facts are no longer relevant to debate in this country.
>>723568696
kneel before zog?
>>723565265
He's already back, he's just orange this time.
>>723564591
Benjamin Franklin
He'd solve all our shit like a motherfucker and still have enough energy to cheat on his wife in Paris
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This guy.
>>723578153
Dark implies light, up implies down, clock implies time, dog implies cat, nigger implies jail.
Can I have my nobel prize in literature now?
>>723578284
You can have the prize for being a snarky little prick
>>723578417
I accept in honor of stupid Alan Watts, who was mostly just a dumb faggot