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ask femanon some bullshit
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>>723563984
Hayek or Keynes?
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>>723563984
Why are you here?
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why wander on 4chan and especially /b/?
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what's your wristband?
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>>723564031
Neither
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>>723564041
Because i'm lonely.
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>>723564089
It says "sex drugs and love", I got it from my first boyfriend
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>>723563984
tits and timestamp
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>>723564041
>>723564055
because im rich as fuck thats why
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How fat are you?
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tits or gtfo
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What do you think the reason is /b/ is 90% male?
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>>723564139
That wasn't me, i'm actually broke as fuck.
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>>723564144
>>723564111
fuck off you virgin retards why would i show my body to a bunch of virgin retards
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>>723564139
Why would being rich make you go on /b/??
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>>723564125
bad prank
>>723564089
its just some hairties to pull back my hair
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>>723564140

sort of chubby
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WHy don't you go to Snapchat(z).com and all your worries will be gone!
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>>723564184
that wasn't me, i'm actually rich as fuck.
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Do you like anal?
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do you wear underwear with yoga pants?
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>>723564211
stop answering for me...
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>>723564237
Explains why you are fat and ugly then.
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>>723563984
Fucking timestamp newfag
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>>723564093
((((((((MARX)))))))) DETECTED ABANDON THREAD
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>>723564261
175 is not fat you asshole, i know girls who are like 200 pounts...
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>>723564218
you're right actually
i weigh about 123 lbs/55 kilos
its mostly my thighs
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>>723564243

i don't believe in underwear
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how many dicks have you sucked?
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>>723563984
Spit or swallow? Spit roast or TP?
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oh hello there

>>723563984
>>723563984
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Would you ever consider dating a man twice your age?
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>>723564237
Why would you think /b/ gives a damn about how rich you are? Do you need some emotional support?
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>>723564223
Hurr durr. Kill yourself.
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>>723563984
How big is your penis?
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>>723564282
yeah and what the fuck is wrong with carl marx??? facist piece of sht
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>>723564261
because i eat alotsa cums
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>>723564257
cunt you're answering for ME
dont be such an asslamp
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would you ever go skydiving?
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>>723564294
Rich girls are either fucking ugly or huge sluts. Pick one.
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>>723564311
of course i am!
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>>723564333
checked
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>>723564305
5 but they were all my boyfriends's so im not a slut
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>>723564241
yep
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>723564333
about 5"
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>>723564347

only in a lead parachute
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>>723564243
nah its gets all twisted while actually doing yoga
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>>723564347
probably not unless its free
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>>723564241
ew no fuck off perv
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>>723564206
tits or get the fuck out you cunt!
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favorite childhood memory?
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>>723564383
dont answer for me you fcking asshole...
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>>723564241
Only from a bald midget proctologist wearing a groucho marx mask.
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op claiming id
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>>723564436
fuck off you lazy virgin slob piece of sht
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Imagine having something you're passionate about, in which you spent countless days researching and gaining over 50 pages of support for it, being turned into a complete joke and by an admin nonetheless. Of course you wouldn't imagine, you wouldn't even bother to sympathize with the people who gave a damn about this topic and its cause because you're that shallow. At least these people care about the game's mechanic more than you do because they want to improve it out of love and experience, and here you are, spouting memes. Get some help, you heliphobe.
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>>723564305
one. it was of my girlfriends ex
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>>723563984
rate my girlfriend femanon, in detail
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>>723564319
yes that would be great!
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>>723564483
suck my dick you roastie normie slut
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>>723564241
i love anal
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>>723564450
real op wouldnt censor fuck
die cunt ok
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>>723564502
tf bitch make your own thread and stop answering these for me
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>>723563984
best penis size for fuck?
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>>723564496
she really cute, nice boobs too
8.5/10
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>>723564532
shut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck upshut the fck up
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college major?
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>>723564551
20 inches , i'm a huge slut!
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I've known a girl for only a month, but we talk constantly throUghout the day and her friends have told me she likes me. Should I ask her out?
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>>723564568
not in college my parents are rich like i said so i dont really see the need too
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>>723564574
nice! im only 15 away then kek
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>>723564568
just secondary
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should we care that you're lonely?
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>>723563984
How often do you pee your pants?
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>>723564582
yeah unless your fat lol
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>>723564093
The female hormones kicked in!
Abandon Kitchen!
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>>723564574
fuck off and stop answerin g for me
>>723564551
depends on the hole
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>>723564567
lol i've angered a 12 year old
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hey bae
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>>723564602
I like a bit of fisting now and them too.
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>>723564615
um never anymore
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>>723564612
not really im just after some attention
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>>723563984
Anal?
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r u a girl?
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>>723564582
i dont see why not. ask her out for something simple though, like coffee or a movie
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>>723564568

Gender Studies
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>>723564615
actually almost every weekend
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do you need a hug?
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>>723564657
AGAIN I SAID FCK NO. anal is for sluts.
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>>723564657
yes
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>>723564666
I'm binary
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>>723564666
im a transexual
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are you lonely because you're missing someone?
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>>723564626
pussy ofc, anal is just a bonus
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>>723564666
im a girl yea
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>>723564690
fuck off cunt, show me some dick and then we talk!
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>>723564722
Last time my boyfriend tried anal, shit was all over his penis and was running down my leg. Never again.
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>>723564722
7.5 at least all girls who say penis size doesnt matter are fucking whores
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>>723564716

I miss my daddy, since i turned 14 he stopped paying attention to me :'(
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>>723564739
do u liek black metal? \m/
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FAQ
>anal; yes
>girl: yes
>pay no attention to the fags pretending to be me, they're all probably 12
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so... i still dont see tits
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The OP's saying some really sexual shit about fisting, wont show her tits.

Guys shes either a massive cunt, a trap, or a virgin catfish
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>>723564772
sometimes u gotta be there for yourself. sometimes people u cant live without can live without you.
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FAQ
>anal; yes
>girl: no
>pay no attention to the fags pretending to be me, they're all probably 12
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>>723563984
Fake cunt gtfo
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>>723564827
im not a trap you fucking neckbeard faggo
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>>723564819
>>723564827
OK FINE fucking virgin retards HERE THEY ARE
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>>723564827
yo i never said anything about fisting
not my fetish
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>>723564880
crap the picture didn't attach let me try again
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>>723564310
/thread
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>>723564896
computers are hard DDDD:
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>>723564878
then tits you bitch
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>>723564827
When you're rich you fuck a lot, i'm so loose I need to be fisted to feel anything.
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>>723563984
timestamp ot gtfo
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op steal my photo, dont trust op, probably a fat whale behind lcd screen
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>>723564933
I have small boobs and one smaller than the other
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Has anyone ever told you...

You sort of look like the girl on Godsmack's debut album... Without the short hair/piercings?????
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real op here
gonna do tits in like 2 minutes hold the fuck up
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>>723564985
Because your a man?
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>>723564985
that is NOT me!
I have small boobs and one BIGGER than the other
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>>723564988
Oh yes all the time. Last time when I fucked the whole basketball team, almost all the guys said that.
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>>723564988
Dont know any of that, i only listen to Screamo.
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>>723565025
technically the same thing
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TAKE YOUR TITS AND LEAVE CUNTS
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>>723565079
technicalities, it's exactly the same but different
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>>723565101
yea no timestamp gtfo here
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Have you yet acknowledged the crushing apathy of the universe towards your existence and accordingly realised the futility of all that you shall accomplish in life?
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>>723565101
shave stomach
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>>723565101
8/10, not bad
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>>723565101
fucking bitch thats my photo
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>>723565101
nice
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>>723565101
8/10
bravo
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>>723565152
gf likes it this way, nah
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>>723565199
shave balls then
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nope, no timestamp as prof you are just messing with us, fyi im married and im not virgin
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>>723565152

I'm an empowered womyn i don't have to comply with your chauvinistic standards of beauty.
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im fapping to your pic now
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>>723563984
>>723565101
Ok, same girl, but where is the timestamp?
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>>723563984
In a anonymous place, wanting to have a face only shows the desire to be different from the bunch. To have more attention. That goes for gender too. That is a quite simple way to explain what "attention whore" means.
If you are really a woman OP, congratulation you are a whore at some degree. And there's nothing you can do about it.
You wish attention, give us something to worth attention or just hang around like the rest of us and don't try to be the "femanon snowflake with daddy issues."
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>>723564206
because you're an otherwise worthless bag of bones in real life with no skills or passion, and the worst part? you're starting to realise it. School was okay, kids used to pamper you for pussy and in doing so, fulfilled that lack of self worth. But now that you're out in the real world, the rat race, it makes you extremely sad to know that your lack of education and employable skills have left you auctioning the pictures of your subpar genitalia off to virgin neckbeards deprived of female presence so much that it makes them appreciate your below average body, with saggy tits.

it's good in a way, this online attention whoring will serve as stepping stone to the only occupation you are capable of, so you can prolong that impending suicide - prostitution. And make no mistake, you will kill yourself very soon. it's just that you will first enjoy your rags to riches story for a while now, you're not used to having money in your bank account unlike us highly skilled IT professionals in here, but you'll be surprised how much blowing random dicks pays. So it will last for a few years till you're drilled up to the extent where your vagina gets wider than the I95, and shit just falls off your asshole without you even knowing it.

That's when you'll be back on /b/, following protocols by using the timestamped pic, and asking us painless ways to kill yourself.

See you soon, slut.
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>>723565260
shave balls then
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>>723565101
Bitch got a C-section scar.
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>>723565166
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>>723565309
I have been pregnant a few times. I've fucked a lot of hot guys. I'm such a slut.
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>>723563984
r8 my cock op
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>>723565280
nah im not some helpless cunt
i post on here a lot. never mentioning in female
no one ever thinks it over
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>>723565372
Not big enough. My pussy is really loose now. Can I see your hands?
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>>723565101
Write "I'm lonely" across them.
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>>723565309
thats a hairline
also yes i have a scar, my appendix burst
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NO TIMESTAMP WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL RESPONDING
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>>723565428
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>>723565372
jurassic park
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>>723565440
BECAUSE THEY'RE CUNTS
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>>723565459
what the hell does that mean
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>>723563984
only trump girls are welcomed here, go back to plebbit
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>>723565455
Would you fist me instead? I don't feel dicks anymore in my pussy. Sorry. Just had so many men over the years.
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>>723565504
i am a trump girl ????
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lol I'm actually a fifteen uear old guy I've just been fucking with you the while time
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>>723565511
well thats just silly

wasted dubs
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>>723565553
Dubs. hmmm. maybe two cocks in my pussy. I could feel something then probably.
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alright, real OP leaving
ignore other shitposts
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>>723565622
THIS IS NOT ME omg stop that and post your pen0r please
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>>723565622
nope im the real op you are not op, please dont leave me please i beg you
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>>723565645
Help me with what?
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>>723565667

Like OMG stop trying to pretend to be me, seriously!
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>>723565650
die
>>723565667
die part 2
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Only tits can determine who is OP.
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>>723565764
rude smh
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>>723565287
you'd be suprised that im actually working on an IT degree right now.
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actually leaving now, have to get to my saturday courses, fuck
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>>723565784
>>723565784
im not showing any tits you fucks, im out
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post feet in stockings
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>>723564545
>expecting nobody on 4chan to try to mess with you
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WHy don't you go to Snapchat(z).com and all your worries will be gone!
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REAL OP HERE leaving to fuck my cousin and his football team

maybe shave balls too
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>>723565905
Fuck you
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>>723564335
It's Karl not 'Carl'
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>>723565996
well you see, in order to fuck me, you need to have a dick, in this case, you have, now, we can arrange a time
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>>723565970
Holy shit you have taken the bait HARD. That is impressive.
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I'm triggered, i came here with absolutely nothing to offer in hopes of being entertained by you sad losers, instead my thread got hijacked by fat unfunny 12 y.o. autists.
Just kill yourselves, you'll never get a quality gf like me.
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Holy shit so much OP here, which one is OP? nobody time stamp i guess its just a bait
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>>723566184
stop pretending to be me fucking kiddo
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>>723566158
Oh come on, tell me that from time to time you don't wanna bite it too...
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>>723566279
stop pretending to be me fucking kiddo
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>>723566412
stop pretending to be me fucking kiddo
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>>723566279
>>723566412
You both stop with this,
I know who i am kiddo, stop fucking pretending
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>>723566455
stop me fucking kiddo
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>>723566481
>>723566479
>>723566455
>>723566412
>>723566279
stop me fucking kiddo
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fembot will you cuk me im desperate dont care if boy
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>>723566561
not a problem
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Good job lads we scared her off. Now let's compare our willies in a non-gay way, for science. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
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>>723563984
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>>723566620
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>>723566698
I SAID NON-GAY

fucking faggor
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>>723566557
Fucking kiddo, i said STOP!
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>>723566279
>>723566412
>>723566455
>>723566479
>>723566481
>>723566557

stop kiddoing me fuckos
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>>723566620
its not gay unless you cum and even if you do no one touched it, even if you did there just helpi g put a /b/ro (no homo though)
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>>723566620
i have absolute no idea that why she keep saying we are loser and 12yo virgin yadda yadda but in fact im 27yo and im a fuckin married with a fucking job as a casino broker, im just here to spreads the tits or gtfo rules as always during my break time, lmao im out, enjoy the evening guys
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post FEET
please op deliver
you are my queen
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>>723566768
>>723566557
>>723566481
>>723566479
>>723566455
>>723566412
>>723566279
stop fuckoing me kiddos
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stop fucking kids!
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>>723565101
That treasure trail makes me very aroused. I bet she's got a nice hairy bush
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