English teacher in Japan lets go. Ask whatever

>>723561822
do japanese people really have small dicks?

>>723561822
why are you on a board full of underagefags

>>723561902
yeah but not everyone

hajimimashite

>>723561822
Do you get laid easier there? I've heard that a lot of japanese people have obsessions with white people? I might move there if this is true.

Stop making these shit threads.

>>723561925
just fucking bored man i used to be one of those underage fags lurking

>>723561822

Do you molest your students or they molest you?

>>723561998
stop posting in these shit threads fuck off

>>723561925
In Japan thats normal

>>723561984
Its not an obsession but anyone from outside the country usually can get laid easier than a japanese guy

>>723562026
unfortunately neither really happen

>>723561822
weeaboo faggot get a real job

>>723561822
what's your name?

>>723562182
fuck off man. gotta start somewhere

>>723562192
harry dick

Was it hard finding a job? What is your salary? Is it hard to live there? Where do you work cram school or highschool?

>>723561822

Is that stupid pen pineapple apple pen song popular there? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

>>723562403
Not hard they are looking for teachers with olympics coming up. I make 3k a month at and after school english program. No its not hard to live here if your ok with new places and cultures at least

>>723562437
its so popular and so fucking annoying

>>723561822
do japanese teachers/schools actually teach the kids to pronounce english words in a retarded way like "strikuuu" instead of strike etc. or are they just incabable of pronouncing the words no matter what

>>723562622
younger kids are incapable so you gotta just let it go. when they're older i try to make sure they know the difference

>>723562282
teaching english isnt starting anywhere besides wasting your time

>>723561822
I am actually working with Japs and some other asians from my home, sometimes great sometimes hell

>>723562571

Yeah, that shit has been stuck in my head on and off for a month.

Used to go to Japan a lot when I was Air Force. One thing I wish I would've done is visited one of those big arcades. Ever been to one?

>>723562995
u learn the language u be a translator/interpreter
thats money.

>>723562995
youre joking right? learning another language and getting experience in another country is extremely valuable

>>723563062
yeah. I went to one in tokyo it was stories of gaming machines from old and new. its pretty awesome the first time at least

how do i say "i want to fucking kill myself today" on japanese?

>>723563120
>>723562995

thank you guy. glad someone understands.
teaching english in another country is an easy way to get a first step in. if you have the motivation there are many better jobs

>>723563204
why?

>>723563254
because i want to fucking kill miself

>>723563367
i mean just do it you dont have to say it in japanese

>>723561822
Take a timestamp picture with a view out the window so we know you aren't bullshit.

Imagine having something you're passionate about, in which you spent countless days researching and gaining over 50 pages of support for it, being turned into a complete joke and by an admin nonetheless. Of course you wouldn't imagine, you wouldn't even bother to sympathize with the people who gave a damn about this topic and its cause because you're that shallow. At least these people care about the game's mechanic more than you do because they want to improve it out of love and experience, and here you are, spouting memes. Get some help, you heliphobe.

was going to take japanese courses (free at my uni) next semester, any tips?

>>723563367
I wantaru kilamaselfaru

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>>723561822

>>723561822
Do you speak japanese fluently or just starting in the language?

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>>723563502
its dark. a timestamps annoying
heres what im drinking

>>723563204
shinitai
しにたい

>>723563603
just study hard man. its not an easy language

post pics of some jap girls you've met you weeb fuck

>>723563204
私わ今日自殺します
i will kill myself today.
halfjap fag here, not weaboo scum

>>723563733
daily japanese is fluent but im working on my business level because i dont want to be a teacher forever

>>723563793
>it's dark
>japan
>no timestamp

You don't need to be in Japan to start a thread about living in Japan. Why lie about it?

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>>723563854
>しにたい

>>723563603

wth what university is offering something like that for free?

>>723563802
it means i want to die but close enough

>>723563832
it means ill commit suicide today but close enough

either work

>>723561822
Hey OP, do you teach only boys, only girls, or mixed classes and what age?

>>723563802
>not using kanji
fucking degenerate.

>>723563854
fuck off man its too much work.
honestly why would i lie

>>723563945
mixed classes from kindergarten to adults

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>>723563969
>why would i lie

>>723563991
Ow wow, that is a big range. What prefecture?

>>723563814
Japanese is one of the more basic languages. Once you get past grammar which is much more simple its just the case of learning words like any other language.

>>723563969
Take a picture of your washroom with the same drink in your hand

>>723564011
chill man i dunno why ur so mad

>>723563963
すみません
＞死にたい

>>723564043
kanto
but to simplify it i teach in tokyo

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>>723564058

>>723564049
no language is easy and yeah you are right but it still comes down to making the move to learn it like any language

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat(z).com will help you tonight!

>>723564094
I know a girl in Himeji. Nurse. Weird hours Always working. Japanese are like that. She wants me to come over. But her English is Engrisch. That would be an issue. Amazing that a nurse would be that bad in English.

>>723564106
im honored to have this grace my board i feel like im officially part of /b/

>>723564251
you dont have to know english to be a nurse here
almost everyone speaks engrish

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>>723564264
Wow op, you've really exceeded my expectations in faggotry.

>>723564317
I know, but next to that they are often shy to speak it. So, how's your Japanese?

>>723561822

Have you ever encountered traits of a hikikomori/NEET culture?

>>723564374
>thinks i think this is a blessing
>doesnt understand sarcasm

been lurking since 2006. someone tell me you been here that long

>>723564470
not really the whole point is they dont go out or have interactions with people so unfortunately i havent met one

>>723563832
then your half weeaboo scum, you aint getting out of it that easily

>>723561977
Noob

>le epic teaching in Japan meme

Seriously how much people have taught in Japan on this board?

OP is so full of shit he doesn't even want to timestamp a window pic.

>>723564479
You've really blown it out of the park with this one.
I'm quite impressed. Here I was thinking that all the op's nowadays are just your standard faggots, then you come along.

My favorite part is that you're willing to keep replying to people in the "board", pretending you're in Japan, but still haven't posted a timestamp window pick because "it's too much work"

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>>723564571
Obvious desperate pedo is obvious(op i mean)

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>>723564571
fuckoff man i cant believe i did this

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>>723564806

>>723564663
>>723564571

its sad how u care so much

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>>723564806

>>723564806
Dude take a timestamp picture of your bathroom I heard Japanese bathrooms look trippy as fuck.

>>723564987
its a bathroom. no surprises

>>723564806
乳の写真または出る

>>723565060
u put that in google translate?
u dont want it

>>723565044
Yeah but I want to see how small it is, show us it dude. Show us the weird ass shower gauges

>>723565225
its a bathroom man.
look in ur own
i live in a normal apartment like you

>>723563793
delicious chu-hi

>>723565406
the best

>>723565320
Well your boring as fuck then show us something either then your stupid ass drink. Show us your view, show us what's on TV. Show us what's all in your fridge. Do something u fuck.

>>723565539
its fucking night. nothing good is on tv i dunno why its that big of a deal to see. you must just fuckin hate your life

3k a month. Housing is half of that? So you must be doing it for the "culture" (yes, i mean pussy)

>THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT HOW MASSIVE OF A FAGGOT OP IS
THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT HOW MASSIVE OF A FAGGOT OP IS
>THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT HOW MASSIVE OF A FAGGOT OP IS
THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT HOW MASSIVE OF A FAGGOT OP IS
>THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT HOW MASSIVE OF A FAGGOT OP IS

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Wow op, you're certainly a faggot tonight.

>>723565581
always go with the 9 percenters.
cheap and get u drunk

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>>723565738

>>723565630
both. u get the language down u get the pussy and jobs

>>723561822
Any cute/hot fellow teachers where you work? You flirt with them, or do you they flirt with you? What's life like there?

>>723565714
>>723565776
try not to be too jealous u fat fucks

these weeaboos cant survive in the west

>>723565756
if you really want to show these faggots interesting pictures take some around akihabara.

>>723561925
4chan is 18 plus you fucking idiot

MOOOODDDDSSSS

>>723565883
i just dont care about the fags
if someone wants to ask a real question about living in japan im open to it

>>723561822
Do you get Soapy baths?

>>723563832

>わ
>not は

You are either a liar, or the dumbest Japanese on the Internet. A student with one week of community college Jap under his belt would not make that error.

>>723563832
What a fucking joke, you can't even get a simple particle right. Fuck off weeb.

>>723566040
no. its there but stick to the porn

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat(z).com can help you tonight!

>>723563802
That just means "I want to die", and it's usually written with a kanji.

You could say 殺してくれ which means literally "please kill me"

>>723564049

The grammar isn't so bad if you make an effort to study the formal grammar, and not just the sentence forms in textbooks. The orthography is where the real fun is. Hell, there are six different, and perfectly valid ways of writing "sushi". That's fun, right there.

>>723564049
can confirm

>>723564251

You live in Himeji? Lucky fucker.

I have the same job as OP but work in tokyo. It's kind of boring but its a job right, its better than working in some shit job back home. Maybe.

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OP may not want to prove anything, but here's a timestamped pic of my Japanese heater of my tatami floor.

Akite here, if anyone wants to chat.

>>723566495

Akite->Akita, obviously.

>>723561822
Scott Unrested Ackerman cannot speak Japanese

>>723566495
noone gives a fuck

>>723566541
i dont understand

>>723566495
Why do you need a floor heater?

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Why don't you go Snapchatz .com and get your crushes nudes

>>723566759

Kerosene heater. I live in an older house, so it gets cold. Most freestanding houses don't have central heating. You heat whichever room you're in. It's much more cost-effective.

>>723561822
LEAVE MY COUNTRY, NOW.

>>723566599
Scott has youtube channel unrested where gives advice about japan but he just guesses everything and makes things up

>>723566848
jump in front of a train like the rest of u

>>723562117
>unfortunately neither really happen
You want to molest the students?

>>723566967
of age sure

>>723561977
Baka ga?

>>723567171
Yeah i wounld be too pleased knowing a teacher was plowing my daughter's paddy field. The AoC is 14 there right?

>>723567350

Heh. Hasn't come up with me, but I think it's 13.

>>723564049
If you're from Finland, only language you are going to have trouble with is mandarin.

>>723561822
How many girls have you banged over there ?

>>723567422

What an odd comment. I don't know Finnish, but I do know it's damn near polysynthetic. Mandarin is a cakewalk after you get the tones down. The grammar is absurdly simple.

domoru

>>723567531
Well i guess im just an autistic fuck then.

>>723567558

>吃る

You have a stutter?

>>723567523
I only date men

>>723567658

Well, think about it. Mandarin has:

No case.
No gender.
No plurals.
No inflection.
The same SVO word order as English.

Take away the tones, and it's stupid-simple. Have you tried learning it? Japanese grammar is far more complicated.

Your name Alexi?

>>723567785
I think japanese has been so easy to me because, i used to watch anime.

>>723567130
Care to correct me?
Please.

>>723568356

What the hell are you trying to say?

>>723568307
I guess that would do it.

From a zero-knowledge beginning, though, Japanese is much worse than Chinese, the writing system, especially.

>>723561822
r u japan?

Are japanese women attracted to white guys?

>>723568885

OP is long gone, but yes. As long as you dress nicely, don't stink, and are not a complete OMGANIME sperg, you can easily be swimming in high-quality poon.

>>723568991
Neat, I'm not actually interested, just curious.

>>723561822

>>723561822
hi alen

>>723562541

> at and after school english program

OP so you work day and night? It's quite heavy isn't it?

>>723561822
You make sucky fuk?

>>723563004

What are you doing from home?

>>723567391
The age of consent in Japan is 16, however you can fuck a 13 or older WITH her parents' permission. The child can't consent until 16.