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Is /b/ a Show-er or Grower? I used to always think it was dumb

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Is /b/ a Show-er or Grower? I used to always think it was dumb when people asked I figured every one was tiny when they were small but the more I look around the more it seems like there's less growers than I thought.
Pic is me about 7.5" hard but micro when soft, curious what the rest of /b/ is feel free to add pics if you want
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>>723557801
I'm about 2" soft 5.5" hard

Not huge transition like yours
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Mine is very similar-
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>>723557911
mine too and checked
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>>723557911
>>723557925
>>723558051
interesting, do you guys wish it were different? has anyone ever seen you naked and made fun of you for it? it's never bothered me because I know it doesn't stay like that
I'm like 6'5" idk if that helps dick size at all
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>>723558148
>>723558051

Me personally im very self conscious but iv had both guys and girls tell me sex was good
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>>723558148
>Wish it where different

Nah I don't mind it, I like playing with it soft

>has anyone ever seen you naked
Nope, not besides nudes

I wish it were a little bigger maybe 6.5" but its okay.
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Grower
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1/2
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>>723557801
Grower here.

Wife calls it "Gooey Duck", because it just keeps on going and going once relaxed, and tastes good.

Before her, had a chick obsessed with calling it Pinocchio. Weirdly enough, her dirty talk was "hmmmm been a bad boy? Oh no don't say anything, let me feel your lying".

Never got into it but she loved putting everything in her mouth when small, then she'd flick her tongue for me to get hard, and she'd try to keep it in her mouth as long as she could.
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Shower
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>>723558539
2/2
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but why is your dick different colors thou?
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>>723558558
does it get annoying always being big? i assume it's not rock hard and you can move it around but I can't imagine having to handle a boner constantly just in the way in my pants
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>>723558575
i'm cut
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>>723558617
Yea when flacid it is still moderately a good size. In high school I never wore basketball shorts, since my dick was still noticable. When I did get a boner , I tried to hide . But now I'll let it bulge out my pants , not a big concern anymore
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>>723557801
Grower. From about 2" to 6"
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>>723557801
I feel your pain op. When limp my dick is practically concave my gf laughs at it and calls it a strawberry. Get hard and it's a 7 inch long 6 inch around monster. Wtf.
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i would post mine but im a mix not sure you /b/ros would be for thar
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>>723558558

you've fluffed yourself there, that is quite obviously a semi and far from being completely flaccid
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mines one color, it was cut at birth.
I hate being a grower.
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>>723559034
I have a slight downard curve to my dick, so it just looks flaccid. I've never really known what to think of it though
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>>723557801
about 5-5.5 soft and 7 when hard. Its amusing when chicks see it flaccid, but they are pretty disappointed with the growth.
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>>723559034
I posted a hard pic, I can take a flaccid too ?
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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat(z).com will help you today
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>>723557801
post pic with a ruler there is no way that is 7.5 inches you microdicked cuck
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>>723557801
7,5" dont lie...that shit is 7.5 with balls
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>>723559142
yes that would be the point when you say you are a shower
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>>723558539
>>723558571
kek you still tiny

try losing some of that fat pad you landwhale
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hard i'm 6.5" long x5.5" around. 5x5 soft. more of a shower from my experience
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>>723557801
>>723558539
>>723558571
what in tarnation
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I grow from 5 to 8, shower and grower
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>>723558766
how big soft?
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>>723557801
i grow from 2 to 6, feels good man
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>>723557801
That's actually impressive. I'm only a tad above 5" when hard but my soft dick is about the same size as yours.
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I grow from a 3" to a 6"
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I'm about 3 inch soft sometimes 2.5 and then fully erect I'm 6.5-7inchs. Girth is big change two
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>>723557801
Varies hour to hour soft but at an average like ~2.5 to ~6 hard
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>>723559295
gtfo of my thread if you're going to be retards, you know how hard that shit is to do and stay hard as I'm a little limp still in it as well
i guess i forgot to ask if some of you were neither grower or shower and just had tiny fucking dicks and were jealous
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>>723560304

>ruler that far past the base of your dick

nigger you do not know how to measure a cock do you?
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>>723557801
Grower from 2-3 to 6.5" kind of annoying
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>>723557801
what teh fugggg how is that even possible
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>>723560602
sure the same way I do when I'm fucking a chick and shoving it in, I hope you're not implying you just slide your dick in and stop pushing when your hips touch
you literally shove your hips into her and push your dick as far as you can, why would you measure it any different?
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>>723560668
see >>723560727
don't tell me you retards actually measure from the base of your dick? do you just choose to not use the extra inch and a half you have when ramming a chick? or have you literally never had sex before and have no idea what i'm talking about?
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>>723560727
>>723560797

you measure how long your actual dick is dipshit

by your reasoning everybody is more than an inch longer that they really are and the average dick length is actually 7.5 inches
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>>723558543
I want to see her get fucked by a geoduck
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>>723560727
>>723560797
jesus christ you are a stupid nigger

you are literally measuring fucking air that isn't your cock
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>>723560822
yes wtf are you not understanding, you could literally google how to measure your dick and the very first thing says make sure to push the ruler into your pelvic bone
i don't understand why you wouldn't do this? you literally do it when you're fucking why wouldn't you do it when measuring
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Im 14 cm unerect and 20 erect
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>>723560852
literally the first thing that appears in google
Use a ruler or measuring tape
Position it at the base of your erect penis, where it attaches to your body
Make sure to press into the pubic bone as far as you can because fat can actually hide the length of your penis
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>>723560822
Measuring from the pelvic bone is the official method of measurement anon, just not from the side of the dick like OP did.
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>>723560876
and your are obese so you are pushing the ruler into an inch of fat normal people don't have

lose weight and stop being a fucking retard
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>>723560938
this is a fair point, trying to hold the ruler up and taking a pic at the same time was harder than I expected
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>>723560935

1. you do it from the top not the side

2. you don't push into a mound of lard
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Here's something weird: When I was young, like high school and early college, I was definitely a grower.

Flaccid was fairly small, but hard was 8" long x 5.5" girth.

By my late 20s that had changed and my flaccid length stayed much bigger and that's still true in my mid 30s.

I'm now officially a shower at all times.
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>>723560958
literally every person has fat above their cock, take a pic of yourself right now and show me how you have zero fat on your pelvic bone
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shower
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>>723561005
Always is, dicks are notorious for being disobedient.

>>723561037
>2. you don't push into a mound of lard
Yeah, you do, in an official sense - it's how it's done in all major studies.
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Did some Africa jelqueing when I was in my early teens

My cocks 7 inches flaccid/hard

Circumference is all that change for me, goes from 3'in to 6.5'

Feels like a summer sausage
Some girls couldn't wrap their hand all away around it
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I gotta say i don't know yet. I'm still a teen so whenever i thing about something remotely sexual (including renembering i have a dick) i get a throbbing erection. So yeah, i didn't see my dicc flacid in about a decade.
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>>723558639
Sorry to hear that. Genital mutilation is a nasty thing
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>>723557801
Thing is sometimes I look like a shower and other times I look like a grower. I can never get the same flaccid measurement. Hard is 8" but soft can be anywhere from 3-5 inches
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>>723557801
>the more I look around

OP confirmed faggot.
If it makes you feel better, I'm a grower too.
Women don't care about your flaccid penis.
Now stop hating yourself, go outside and F U C K
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>>723560304
7 cm long, 1½ cm thick - underage spottet! MODS
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>>723557801
I go from about 3" to 7" its a pain when i get hard
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>>723559113
It means you should be able to make any girl cum doggystyle
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>>723562720
True. Women could give a fuck less about a flaccid dick it's the erect one that they want.

If some girl ever happens to see it before you're ready tell her that it "grows when wet" and then she'll see its full size and get over it.
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>>723557801
It's so cute.
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Less than 1 inch soft, about 4 inches hard
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>>723558571
Jeebus. I must be the only skinny guy in the world with a microdick. I just wish one time someone would post their tiny pecker and not be a fatty.
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>>723557801
Most people are growers.

Everyone just thinks otherwise because of porn
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>>723557801
7.5 cm is really small dude
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>>723557801
same, I'm 2 inches tiny dick small..
embarrassingly small..

but erect I'm a solid 8

w t f
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>>723557801
when I'm soft its like 3mm but erect its 28cm....i hate my ginormous penor
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>>723564949
>28cm
lol sure buddy
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>>723563484
its because the fat hides the dick.. I gained 30 lbs. and lost half an inch
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>>723557801
Sort of a grower since it's 3.5" soft but 7.5 to 8" when fully erect. There's a discrepancy since i have bends on my cock like a banana and curves forward to me.
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>>723558766
FUk, youre so alpha
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>>723561049
This is sort of like me mine was about 3" flaccid now 3.5, kinda hate it since it'd rather have something small and tucked away until i need it, because it's about 7.5" erect.
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>>723557801
ITT: Cutfags
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>>723565070
Yeah but I don't have any fat to hide mine with. I'm thin and small as any of the fatties that post here. That makes me even smaller than them. FML...
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>>723563466
Well at least you're ideal for anal and deepthroating
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>>723557801
U white bois aint got nuttin ion da black man.
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>>723564949
3cm maybe, 3mm not likely, since it'd be like a throbbing red tower when erect.
0.1/10 for troll effort.
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>>723565885
Jesus, how will we ever compete?
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>>723566182
You can't ! Every white bitch love the BBC.
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>>723557801
SAME HERE 16 CM
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>>723566258
As a confirmed faggot and admired of black guys in general it's always been a great fantasy of mine to get dominated by a hot black guy with a really small cock who's a little sensitive about it so he takes out his aggression on me.
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>>723565762
never gain weight or you will be fucked bro
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Behold greatest erect penis.
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Grower. It's kind of annoying as people assume it's just small and comment on that. It can be kind of a boner killer and doesn't allow to prove otherwise.
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>>723566431
I'm BI too! Most my black boys have BBC like mine! Dis is me now. da white bitches dig the huge black cock.
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My flaccid size varies by day. Its a good day. 1/2
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About 7.5 when hard 2/2
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>>723566431
Dis me again. Big hard no. White bitches love my huge black cock.
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Shower . Only 3" when flaccid.
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>>723566752
and erect is 3.5"?
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>>723557801
Circumcised dicks are fucking gross
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>>723566661
I'm sure they do. Why don't you chub yourself up so we can all see it hard and ready for action?
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>>723557801
Grower I guess
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>>723566900
All ready and super hrd. Come at da huge black cock. Bitches go wild wen day ride me.
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>>723566548
I'd worship your cock every day. I'd make you feel like you had 11 inches.
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>>723566866
I would usually say "Fuck you" but those dubs had me like "Meh he might be right, you know?"
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>>723560304
You are REALLY stretching that measurement, bud.
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>>723566626
You got precum on the toilet seat.
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>>723557801
I go from 2" to 6", not a dramatic grower, but it's something I've been sensitive about whenever it's relevant.
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>>723566994
I like you. I don't know you but you know how to have fun on this shitty site. Everyone here act like such faggots, lately. At least you know how to have a little fun.
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5,5" soft and about 7,8" hard
Am I a shower or a grower?
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I have gastrointestinal problems. I occasionally get painful cramps and bloating, It causes my penis to retract to basically micro penis size which prevents me from wearning loose or thin clothing which makes it extremely visible.
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1/2
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>>723567134
Here me ! Ever see such big cock?
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>>723567225
why do you have so many pictures of BBC?
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>>723567220
2/2
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>>723566626
Sorry, but no way in hell is that 7.5"
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I'm a shower, but still small regardless.. and i love it :3
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>>723567429
What happened to your leg hair on the left pic? Also left dick looks semi-erect already. I bitch this bs
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>>723567225
Never. It's easy to see why all you fantastic negroes are stealing all of our women and turning us into weaselly faggots.
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>>723567063
Tiny pic for a tiny cock.
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>>723567728
I shaved it, and naw im not hard, that's just how it goes when im totally soft! :3
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>>723567357
INITIAL Dick
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>>723566994
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When flaccid its around 6-8cm but with erection its around 17,5 cm. However when I'm around my girlfriend its always around 12 cm. So I guess its a positive lol. Another good thing is that I can easily get an erection so that really doesnt matter I think
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>>723568000
Initial D
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working on some pics now, otw. in advance say im in the middle on the grower side
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>>723563157
Same. I go from 2" to to 7,2" in a very short time.
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>mfw you all have average sized cocks
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>>723566942
whats that website called?
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>>723569556
howlongismyschlong com
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Grower here.
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>>723568000
Trips
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>>723569684
cute
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>>723569684
hahahah wtf dude
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8/9 cm soft, 16 cm hard.
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>>723569671
thx
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>>723557801
neither, 4arrow baby dick
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I was told earlier today that I'm a "shower".

Flaccid, I'm 7".

Erect, I'm 7".

Dick just gets fatter and hard but doesn't increase in length. Shit sucks considering "growers" get a length increase of about 3" on average.
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shower
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>>723557801
semi grower I guess.
not really micro when flaccid, but almost doubles in size when erect.
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