Shitty Roommates Thread

Looks like it's time for me to find a new place to live
My roommate, who I rent a room from in his house, has gone Grade A retarded. I'm only here because I can't afford anything else right now.
He's in his 60's and just signed up for a package forwarding job scam. I'm not going to get my ass arrested for his stupid bullshit.

yeah, I hear you... My Dad's a piece of shit too! Don't worry, 8 moar years until we can legally move out! You know I'm saving the hella out of my allowance.

Wipe my ass with my roommates toothbrush daily. The entire dorm smells because all he eats is garlic.

>>723557527

I'd hate to think of the price of houses in 8 years

Or if there would be any jobs left in the western world

Especially for Whites

Good luck buying 3 million dollar, 1 bedroom apartment in ghettoville with no job