I just jerked off with a banana peel. Ask me anything.

>>723552872
Why did you jerk off with a banana peel?

>>723552872

Did you microwave it a little first so the insides melt a little

>>723553049
I'd read about it, ironically, in another 4chan post.

So I wanted to try it, being a Certified Fap Tester.

>>723553083
Nope! But I did use a warm one. Cold peels are nah.

>>723552872
Do you really think you're safe from spiny shells?

Was it good?

>>723553139
Never.

>>723553211
It was really good, actually. It was almost similar to a vagina.

Almost. Not quite. It was missing a lot, but it was better than just a regular jerk.

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>>723552872
how exactly did you do this? did you just eat a banana and start fucking it?

>>723553431
Nice Pokemon picture.

And not quite. I ate the banana, yes, because I really like bananas.

Then I left the peel safe for about half an hour, to make sure it was room temperature, and then I just sort of. Went for it?

>>723553583
>waited for it to become room temp
Do you refrigerate your bananas or something?

>>723553583
Pokemon

>>723553836
Yep! I prefer cold bananas. Along with cold fruit in general.

>>723553952
I know what I said.

>>723552872
I saw this on WEEDS and tried it. Not bad. Plus you have a snack for after!

>>723554414
Wait, the banana or the peel?

And yes, it's really not that bad. Better than the average fap.

How do you keep the peel intact/how should the peel look before fapping w/it?

>>723552872
All life is ruled by fear and greed. These two things, more than anything else, dictate the actions of every living creature. Both are necessary for the survival of the species, so it is only natural.

My question is this: Do you believe that the human mind, in all its complexity, can overcome these basic instincts, and as a consequence, live a more meaningful life?

>>723552872
Last time I tried this, my dick burst the peel. What do?