/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Why are IDs even gone?

>>723550156
sup faggots otago uni cunt here. where can i get cheap alcohol? like 40% vol shit for like 20 bucks

Welly here. All my friends ditched me tonight and I'm home alone. Wut do?

>>723550643
masturbate

Anyone selling weed in Tauranga?

Thank you.

>>723550643
>>723551830
Way ahead of ya cuz.
On an unrelated note, if anyone wants to come watch Netflix/movies in welly hit me up ayy.

Life is terrible.

>>723550156
I've always wanted to ask
do you guys feel trapped?

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It's good you fags didn't change your flag but would you have voted for this slight modification?

>>723552429
No.

>>723552370
Why, what have you heard?

>>723552429

It made me sick that no alternate flag had the union jack. The whole vote was a set up

>>723552484
I'm just gonna fucking beat ya ass red then take you to fucking bed

>>723552547
not much, just looking at the map... it's so far away, there's nowhere to go

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>tfw no qt314 to have kids with

>>723552683

Id rather be surrounded by pristine fishing waters than surrounded by mexicans

>>723552683
We can go to Keith's house so don't know what you're on about.

>>723552920

Then you gotta get one thats already got kids. Fuck knows theres plenty of those around

>>723553005

Fuck that why would I want to subsidize someone else's kids.

I just need a v8. Young Sally's loves v8s.

they don't let you buy handguns in NZ because we'd shoot ourselves.

>>723553378

Let the state pay for it, its not your problem

>>723553758

Pretty sure you could make a mess of yourself with a shotty mate

>>723554074
Didn't work, face is all messed up now.

>>723550529
buy goon you faggot.

>>723550643
show peen.

>>723552920
fuck kids.

>>723553758
https://www.guncity.com/firearms/all-firearms/handguns
I beg to differ

>>723554480
U first

>>723554480

Fuck you buddy.

someone bring me 4 large frozen lime drinks from burger king.

>>723554343

I saw a vid where a guy shot hi self in the chest. He clearly regretted it for a while

>>723554752
Are they that good that you need 4 of them?

>>723554534
Can't be arsed getting a licence just to kill myself, hanging it is then.

>>723554900
don't judge me.

>>723554808

You've viewed a gore thread. Well done.

Do something with your fucking life.

>>723554967
No law degree, you are safe

>>723554940
I like to imagine it was a stickup but he was too retarded to point the gun the right way.

>>723554983

Pretty sure I saw it on liveleak.

How do I do better on tinder? I'm like a 5.5/10 and I keep getting matched with either 7/10's that never end up replying or <4/10's that wont stop messaging me

>>723555622
At least anxiety doesn't stop you trying :C

hawkes bay nudes?

>>723555622
Marry a 4/10 and resent her for the rest of your life, like a normal person.

>>723555622
sho peen.

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>>723555732
Hawkes Bay nudes

>>723550156
What edition is this?
I'm so lost.

>>723555919
editions are for faggots.

So who bringing me frozen drinks?!

>>723555707
Listen man, I deal with a lot of health anxiety and depersonalisation so I kind of know where you are coming from. Like anyone I get nervous in social situations, but I wouldn't say I have 'social anxiety'. You CAN get yourself out there and interact with people. It also depends on your age. If you're <22 or so then dont even sweat it, it should go away with age. If you're <22 and you still have it, then I'd go see a shrink, they do good work and will help you out.

As far as tinder goes, regardless of how good you look all you need to do is make a profile with 1 straight up shot of your face, well lit, no one else in the photo, 1 photo of you doing something you love (that is interesting, think rock climbing or photography not gaming or jerking off), and 1 photo of you smiling with friends (put this last). Then feign some confidence in the bio. Don't put any cringy shit like 'just doing this for a laugh'/some shitty pick up line, or have any photos where you're covering your face. What you should do before you make your bio is set your preference to other guys, and swipe them left till you get a good idea of the stupid shit others put in their bios, then make sure you AVOID that. You will honestly stand out if your bio just says something about you that is a) interesting and b) a good talking point.

Good luck anon

>>723556218
anyone had caltex slushies? The ice is in slightly bigger pieces than those garbage frozen cokes at bk/mcd and they're way better for it

>>723556313
Caltex doesn't even exist in the real world.

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>>723555765

>>723556313
Yeah man I get them all the time. They're way more expensive than the mcd/bk ones though

>>723556313
How much they cost tho?

>>723556191
So...
Editions are for faggots edition? I can work with that.

>>723556265
23 as of last week :).

I went to a shrink around 20, when i was at a very bad time in my life. Fluoxetine + Shrink helped me out of it then (Got to the point where i wasn't leaving the house because of it).

Probably time to go back to the doc.

Torrenting Surgeon Simulator, never played it before. Got tired of Beamng,Drive need something with an objective.

>>723556265
tl;dr

>>723556514
More of the chick on the left

just come out estab top floor with me brother, finna get wasted and mack durries all night

Anyone go to pride parade?

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>>723556909

>>723550643
>>723554480
yoooo wellington dude here, keen to hang?

>>723557089
Rn? Sure fam. Where you at?

>>723556514
Moar in general

>>723556977
u wanna some fuk?

>>723557154
someone else post

>>723557049
Moar?

>>723556514
Any of the girl on the right?

>>723557152
nah in bedding comaing rn, but im keen to hang with some randos

>>723557166
Bekky lemme smash

Any pot in Lower Hutt / Wellington Area -- (Wairarapa even?)

>>723557310
Wait so u wanna meet up or not

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any1 have moar

>>723552180
NZ comes down, they fuck anything to be in north countries.

>>723557375
yeah where you want to meet?

>>723557460
Ayyo cunt speak fucking English ffs

>>723557401

OK ok yeah bro where you wanna meet? In the city somewhere?

>>723556746
23 is still young. The brain isn't considered mature until 25 and even then there's a lot of room for improvement. Keep your chin up anon. Always best to go see a doc too. Things will get better in the end <3

>>723557496
Not that guy but Khandallah?
>>723557510
Whereabouts you at? I ain't got a car so train station maybe?

>>723557496

Can I come too it's dry as fuck round here

>>723557505
Ayyo speak ghetto english. 4chan on :)

htown bros rep up

>hillcrest is best crest

>>723557590
Fuk up cuz fire me IRL 1v1 I'll steal ur house keys nigga

>>723557496
I'm in Lower Hutt - but can travel

>>723556830
tldr: anxiety blows but its not insurmountable, tinder is easy if you just avoid following trends

>>723557565
where

>>723557675

Fuck you tell me where bro I'll come to you

Meet at basin Mc'doons and buy frozen drinks.

>>723557749

Wearing our fedoras, and we can talk about mlp and tickle eachothers autism glands?

Fun bro

Who's got the crack

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I'm lonely

>>723557660
mcds?

>>723557744
Khandallah nigga
>>723557749
Maybe. That's ages away from Khandallah tho

>>723557435
Nah but want roar if you have it

>>723557876
Rawr

>>723557866
nigga khandallah isn't even real wellington.
that's like saying lower hutt is wellington.

What do you do if you may have fallen inlove with a stranger on the inter webs, that ill mosty likely never see again

>be me
>be browsing omegle bcus only social interaction
>see r9k omegle meet up
>go on it
>meet Qt3.14
>we talk about a bunch of shit
>we get eachothers names
>me stupid beta dont ask for sjype or kik
>she leaves because mother in room
>we meet up again and wee keep talking
>still dont ask for skype or kik
>we talk about how were into each other
>she calls me daddy
>iminlovejpg
>omegle starts playing up and i get kicked dissocnnecting from server
>Cant go back on interests because omegle is stupid servers
>shes most likely gone

I will never see shelby the asian beauty again
cheer me up

>>723557866

Shit so you got sales and you're in khandallah?

This might be quite fortuitous, I'm in wadestown

>>723557945
Its a 35min walk from the cbd nigger stfu


Nah you're right. Delusions of grandeur tho.

>>723557840
No problem - probably 20 mins away? all good with you?

>>723557876
>>723557940
moar

welly/vic student here. A loser so at home

>>723558005
Uhh... I'm looking to buy mate.


So we on for meetup at basin reserve Mickey D's? It'll take me 45+ minutes to get there unless someone's got a lift from Khandallah.

>>723558030

35 mins from CBD? Are you a fuckin giraffe covering 10 meters a step with huge motherfuckin legs or something?

It's a lazy hours walk

Anyone in east auckland want their pussy eaten? Hmu

>>723558053
ok

>>723557951
you can see her in hell if you murder yourself.

>>723558135
B R I D A L T R A C K
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>>723557951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

are there more wellington faggots here now that first year uni faggots have come.

I went to uni with IDbro. AMA

>>723558250

Na but there's more cause your mums working at mermaids and every seedy cunt in the country has come to gape at her gaper

>>723558135
Wft are you on about. It's never taken me over 40mins from the CBD to the hospital (like 5mins from mcds), and that's at a snails pace

>>723558250
Born and raised nigger.

Does the other wellybro still want to meet up or did I get dressed for nothing?

>>723558297
Why would you want to lie to us?

>>723558327
This is literally the worst insult i've ever seen.

>>723550156
Any electrical engineers here? Need some help with homework.

>>723558297
what was he like?

Fuck off Uni fags. Bet your mummy and daddy are paying for your shit choices.

>>723558297
How tall is he?

Im in Welly and 2nd year vic student. Im a loser with no friends. Any advice from other welly bros?
Also where can I get some weed? Cant be tonight because I'm in Naenae

>>723558297

Which uni are we talking about here?

moar nudes

>>723558486
Ask the same dude tomorrow :^)

Also what you like? U can always join a club.

>>723558486
Brah. Call this number 04-560 2600. Tell them 4chan sent you. They'll see you right.

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>>723557510
So we still on or what?
>>723558632
Lemme guess: non emergency police?

>>723558161
Here

>>723558698
Do you want some weed or not?

>>723558373
It's the internet
>>723558448
Normal I guess
>>723558477
Bit taller than me so around 190 cm
>>723558538
UoA

>>723558338
bruh. that's a 5 minute walk.
how fat are you?

>>723558373
show tits

>>723558486
bring me frozen lime drinks.

>>723558704
5 min

>>723558759
I'm a dude, wierdo.

>>723558745

Yes name the place?

I'm so confused

>>723558297
POST PICS FAGGOT

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who else went to ohakea today

>>723558960

No didn't have the chance but please dump some planes

Lurking with great interest for this

>>723558885
It's simple. Call the Lower Hutt Police station and the joke will be on you! Dude!

>>723558960
My dad
>>723558745
Add me to that confused list. What I've got is that I'm Khabdallahfag, and I wanted to meet up with anybody and possibly score some weed. The dude who said he wanted to meet up with me died/fell into a coma/doesn't want to and on top of that there's a dude selling weed, a dude in the basin buying weed and one or two others who are trying to buy weed but are also retarded. Am I correct?

>>723559038

I'm not dumb enough to call a random number, but I'll do a random meet up.

Police don't have the resources to hunt down people based on a thread. Different story if you ring them up yourself, but other than that it's alg

All right I'm finishing my beer and walking into welly cbd. If you cants want to meet up hmu, but I'm not the dude selling weed.

>>723559154

I am in wadestown. I also want to score somewhere.

Someone help us ffs

>>723559186
Do you want a 1KG bag of Allen's Fantales instead? I have five bags of them and there's no way I'm going to eat them. They expire end of March.

>>723559321

Not particularly no.

>>723559321
fantales.. fantales..
that's a word I have not heard in a long time.

>>723559321
Yes where u at and how much

>>723559309
Dude the dude met the other dude at the basin mcd just give that dude a place to meet you, dude.

>>723554983
not gore, rekt, learn the difference retarded one

>>723559389
Free my bro. I'm in Belmont. Can maybe come to you within reason.

>2017
>Still living in NZ
>Get the fuck to Australia

>>723559425
Whats reason for you? I'm walking from k-town to cbd if you want to meet.

>>723559521
I understood very little of that. K town is Khandallah? I'm out in the valley. Drinking heavily.

>>723559492

Too hot bro.

I like a hot box as much as the next horey but 48 is nuts

>>723558704
where?

>>723559621
Blue station wagon, halfway down their long car park

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>>723559027
bumping

>>723559597
Yes. Could you come to me? I could walk to Belmont but it would take an age and you'd have to stay up fam.

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>>723559892

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nudes any1?

where my frozen lime dranks at?

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>>723559929

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>>723559977

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Instead you should check out Snapchatz .com fap to schools hottest girls pics

>>723559963
Burger King must of closed, everyone just wants to spare your feelings.

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>>723559812
Ha. I can't drive bro. I've had over half a bottle of vodka. You can start walking though. Make it here before I coma and I'd be impressed.

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>>723560168

>>723559963
What city famila?
>>723560184
Can hit me up at 02108839720? Data's shitty where I am.

>>723560184
>Ha. I can't drive bro. I've had over half a bottle of vodka.

Pussy nigga.

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>>723559620
Air con mate. I moved from NZ to Aus about a year ago now, made me realise NZ is so fucking backwards. Best choice ive made in my life.

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>>723560309

It was faggot day today in Auckland. Which of you homos went to the parade?

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>>723560353

>>723560263
Vinny pls go.

>>723551927
I would like to know the same

>>723560509
I can get some usually my guys are just either out or away.

I will get my large frozen limes one way or another.
tomorrow will be a glorious day.

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>>723560413
so any qt grills around 18 in wellington. there were neeps of guys with chicks here and it reminded me that i'm lonely.

>>723560555
Ever thought about letting a guy suck your dick while you drink those drinky drinks?

>>723560568
are you even allowed on the internet cunt?
are you underage?

teenagers are dumb.

>>723560592
I'm not homosexual.

A woman can.

>>723560742
I didn't ask about a woman I specifically said a guy.

Yes or no, gayboy.

>>723560552
What area you in

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>>723560710
>teenagers are dumb.
I don't disagree
Source: i'm 18. I have to put up with the miserable cunts all the time

>>723560786
Gate Pa/Avenues.

>>723560778
I'm not a homosexual you faggot.

>>723560857
Oh I think I know the place don't they usually move around a lot

>>723560303
Ikr I've drunk the same and he wants me to walk
>>723560462
Fuck off cunt come join me in town kike

>>723560817
are u qt?

pics pls

Post some fucking Auckland nudes already cunt

>>723560895
Yes or no, just answer the question.

>>723560915
Not the one I know.

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>>723551927
NZ is Nazi? Hotbox is New Zealand gas chamber?

>>723561094
No.

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>>723560934
sure why not

>>723561094
Yes

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>>723561176
Ja.

SHEEP SHAGGING MAORI KUKS

Lower hutt what up fam

>>723557496
Waste of time?

>>723561472
You want some Allen's Fantales? I have 3 1KG bags to give away.

>>723561493
im here

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>>723561341
Excellent. Teach me some kiwi.

>>723561472
Just cruising home, you?

>>723561588
>88
Seems you're already well on your way.

I will give you one clue, though. No Kiwi ever has any idea what they are saying.

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>>723561588
this is new zealand nigger.
>very large
>very scary
>very greedy
under no circumstances should you give it alcohol

>>723561534
Lower Hutt mcds?

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>>723561888

>>723561106
Where is it

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>>723561847
Think that spins me out about Maoris and Islanders is how thick their legs are in comparison to other races, they might be 5'8" and look normal but their legs will be like tree trunks.

>>723561888
yea

>>723562081
Coconut trees don't climb themselves.

>>723561943
>Where is it
Lol, good try officer.

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>>723562230
Heh, same shit doesn't happen to Azn's and Caribbeans though

>>723562294
As if bamboo shoots and palm trees are a fair comparison.

yay just saw my gf being an unfaithful cunt.

>>723562198
Where abouts?

>>723562525
Fuck off normie.

>>723562574
carpark

>>723562081
In most cases it's just obesity. Don't let anyone tell you that weight is genetic. Me and my brothers are all maori and stay in shape easy style hey.

All these fat cunt maoris just eat too much shit and sit around on their asses too much, it's disgusting.

>>723562525
Ouch! You okay?

What happened?

>>723562525
time to dump her nudes.

>>723562610
Main car park, or down the side part? Colour/type car?

>>723556514

WHO DAT

>>723562714
main bit

>>723562714
Just called the local popo, have fun boys.

>>723562599
>implying anyone here is a normie.
>>723562624
walked in on her blowing another guy

>>723562774
mia and molly i think

>>723562525
This is why I cheat. If I ever get cucked I'm not gonna feel so down.

>>723562817
Cucked. You were normie enough to have a GF. You probably shot a load seeing her cucked.

>>723562817
you've probably tasted another mans dick before.
saul goodman. pass her onto the bros for some fun tiems.

>>723562883
So you choose to hurt first? Pretty fucked way to think about it

>>723562945
this

>walked in
more like hid in the closet with dick in hand.

>>723562977
would if i had any pics.

>>723562817
share nudes have revenge

where are you when you discover Amanda Cerny noods?

>>723563056
Whats her name lad

>>723563161
Gay. Fuck off with that plastic shit.

>>723563056
If she's a slut enough to cheat, then she sends nudes unless she doesn't want someone having proof they fucked.
You're the side bitch.

If it makes feel better I guess she was cheating WITH you rather than ON you

Tattoos completely ruin a woman and I stand by it . I'm not a virgin but I'd remain one if it meant no ink fuck wanks had a go at her skin.

>>723563741
>Not a virgin
>I'd remain one
How are you going to remain a virgin if you're not a virgin? Virgin beta fag.

>>723563815
It's a hypothetical Mr tough guy sex lord.

>>723563741
ayy lmao.
what did you even say?

>>723563741
>giving a shit about tattoos at all

nigga u gay

sometimes I like to watch comic con type event costume compilations and wonder if one of those sex lord females actually know what they are dressed as.

>>723563934
Yep. I'd rather fuck a dude with pristine skin over one who let a 3 year old girl scribble some shit on her body. It's okay to be tattoo gay.

>>723562420
Eh? There are more Asians living in Pacific Islands than there are Islanders and Coconuts occur around the globe.

>>723564040
you should go to one and question them about lore, then they'll be all over your dick.

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Instead you should check out Snapchat(z).com leak your crush nudes

>>723564054
Why don't you like tattoo on females?
Did your mother have a foul mask?

>>723564386
My mother was an ugly schizophrenic whore. Tattoos share her identity.

Is there anyway to go live in NZ for an EU fag ?

>>723564569
As far as I'm aware NZ is pretty open to immigration

>>723564569
fuck off we're full

>>723564610
Apparently you gotta be skilled to migrate here. Go shop at The Warehouse and hear 5 different languages and zero skills provided

>>723564569
its a point system, google it and see how many points you have (based on skills, age, education etc)

>>723564610
yeah but we need to get a viza and we need a full time job im I right ? and probably 90% of them wont accept an immigrant

someone post nudes cunts

dont die on me

>>723565147
Let it go bro.

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trannys

Who /cric/ here?

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>>723565129
name?

>>723565811
ivy

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>>723566084
where from, moar?

>>723565811
Why is this one named Mel?

>>723566202
should be georgia

>>723566248
anymore of her?

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat(z).com could help you today

WE GONNA 3 HUNDY

>>723566390
nah

any tgirls in auckland keen to fuck?

I'll go into town tomorrow and get a frozen lime drank.
the machine better fucking be working.

>>723566695
r u a big boy ?

>>723567103
the fuck is this shit

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my 0224530956 call me for dirty talk so fucken horny

>>723567426
rude

>>723567612
kys faggot

>>723567612
have snap?

>>723567696
just call me babe

>>723567612
based on number - her name is Charniqua-Leigh

>>723567612
fucking ugly tranny

>>723567612
stop putting other peoples numbers on the internet before I drop yours and fuck your life.

>>723568271
please drop my number. It starts with 021

>>723568271
go for it

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>>723568271

Gotta get 300

One more

We did it