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I'm calling it quits tonight. My life sucks. My ex is pregnant

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I'm calling it quits tonight. My life sucks. My ex is pregnant with my kid that I'll never see. Mental health fucking issues. This is hell and I cant wait to get out.
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send me ur money first <3
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>>723548895
Nah, don't do it.
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>>723548961
why should i
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Well rip
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Can I have like $250 before you go?
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>>723549176
sure
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>>723549065
it would make me happy and i could go buy ice cream
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Seriously can you quickpay or PayPal me a few bucks, I'm in a shitty situation. You're killing yourself anyway. Help a college bro out
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>>723549283
>>723549176
i was first >:(
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>>723549283
sure. I dont have paypal and im to fucked up to set anything up
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>>723549226
My PayPal email is [email protected]
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>>723548895
bushmills is the shit, I haven't drank that stuff in years. I'd crush those pills up first though, that's what I'm gonna do.
>don't do it /b/ro
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If you fucks want money give me an easy way to transfer it
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>>723549495
What bank do you have?
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Good luck OP. See you on the other side.
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>>723549494
crush and snort?
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>>723549586
Credit union... not yours
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Looks like a bunch of klonopin and propranolol and some bars.

Get ready to fuck up your brain forever.
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you twitch live streamin ooorrrrrr?
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>>723549656
Velocity Credit Union?
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>>723549662
thats the plan
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>>723549495
just give me your email address and i can do a $$ request
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>>723549709
nope, its a local one
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>>723548895
time to go home op. godspeed...
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>>723549656
Xoom.com is a quick PayPal service
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what kind of pills are those, OP? are you taking anything else that's not in the pic?
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>>723548895
Obligatory don't do it.
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>>723549744
Mines local too, thought it was worth a shot :( Whatever you do don't die
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Thats not enough pillz nigger. U need a couple bottles.
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>>723549713

Unfortunately, you will hate your life worse if you survive this. Don't do it. Be a man and face life. Forget her and all the world's bullshit.
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>>723549609
no point in snorting xanax, just crush into powder and down it with half a bottle of whiskey. how's the white label? I've only ever tried black
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living a happy, healthy life instead would be the ultimate revenge, op. don't do it.
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Bushmills? Pfft. Protestant whiskey.
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>>723549744
Vancity?
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>>723548895
please buy me a game on steam doesnt have to be expensive 20dollar bin is fine
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>>723549803
you are saying that 18mg of xanax + 1 liter of alcohol won't do the trick?
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>>723549779
>please buy me a game on steam doesnt have to be expensive 20dollar bin is fine
xanax and k-pins
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>>723548895
she bipolar?

don't do it. talk to me.
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>>723548895
>>723548895
she bipolar?

don't do it. talk to me.
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>>723549927
You'll vomit it all up

Use an exit bag and at least have a slight bit of intelligence next time you commit suicide.
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>>723549662
Fuck that he needs 10x that to get porked
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>>723549986
Yeah shes fucking crazy
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>>723548895
Don't even sweat it, man. Life is so trivial and pointless there is literally no reason to be sad.
You're going to die anyways, so just do all the little things you like. go out and do shit on a whim. Life is to short for this shit...
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I abused klonopin and alcohol for years and now I have night seizures and other bullshit. I finally have the courage to face life now. I wish I had never touched that trash.
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post your face
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Ok how about this OP, (anon who asked for $250) buy a Amazon gift card for $250 and email it to [email protected]
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Your not going to die if that's all you have for booze and benzos.
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>>723549927
better drink that shit fast before you fall asleep tho
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>>723548895
godspeed op. you will be missed
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>>723549963
ok, well, i don't have any experience with those, but i really can't imagine that just these few pills and some whisky will kill you. the body can take a lot more than that. you're risking being retarded and disabled for the rest of your life, and you might not be able to end it yourself anymore.
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>>723548895
not 100% that is enough xanax an kpins. Get a gun instead, 99.9% success rate.
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>>723550072
workin on it
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dude honestly dont be a bitch over a bitch live your life flush the pills drink the whiskey and fap to something
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>>723548895
Quads in this post and you wait a week
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>>723548895
Go to the hospital. Or call an ambulance. Just going to make yourself sick with that shit on the table anyway.
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>>723549927
Drink twice the booze nd put duct tape over your mouth. Guns are easier, just sayin..
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Should grind up the pills and put them in the booze. Then butt chug the booze.
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Don't do it OP. You have so much to live for man. Trust me, I was in your spot at one point. Life will live on man.
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>>723549340
Kek
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>>723548895
It won't kill you. You will just wake up well rested.
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>>723550014
not if you crush the pills before. combine opiates and any other sedatives you can find and you're golden. you don't know what you're talking about, an OD on painkillers alone can kill you, do you really think a combination of different sedatives won't? especially in high doses + alcohol.
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>>723550155
>Quads in this post and you wait a week
Fine... but im still at least getting wasterd
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>>723550126
OP buy the Amazon card before you go help a bro out
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>killing yourself in 2017
>not struggling on, getting mad enough to make it
lmao
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>>723550032
Crazy people say crazy things. I dated a bipolar woman for a year, she ruined my life, and I was on the edge of suicide.

Your life will be shitty for a few months, but it will get better.

You need to disassociate yourself from that woman. The best way to get over her is to do things you love. Read, go outside, buy a motorcycle, hike in the woods, swim in the ocean, explore with your friends, and be with another woman.
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>>723550229
I'm all for that
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That is definitely not enough of booze or benzos to kill oneself with. Waking up and wondering what happened, yes...death, no.
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>>723550226

lol if he drinks that much booze he will NOT wake up "well rested".
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>>723550096

Very lethal combo, especially in that dosage. Leads to respiratory depression and you don't live long when you stop breathing.
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>>723550228
depends on his tolerance and general health/age.

Junkie could easily take all that in 1 night and not pass out.
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>>723548895
why do that? just take your remaining money and go to fuckin thailand and vietnam and shit. go backpacking. fuck your wife and your kid and all that. fuck it. If I had money to buy a bunch of pills and booze and wanted to kill myself I would just travel and become a vagrant instead. pickpocket people and shit. go do cool stuff. don't die like a bitch.
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Let's get quads then...
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>>723550228
alcohol+pills statistically fails something like over 50% of the time.
Just cause a few people died doesn't mean it works.

Exit bag works every time guaranteed. You're exploiting the bodies natural reaction to inert gasses. The chances of waking up from exposure to anesthesia is like 1 in 100,000 versus 1 in 4 for xanax suicides.
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>>723550228
People die choking on vomit. He needs enough pills to drop his blood pressure nd heart rate to nil.
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>>723550362
50% well shit. Im got some OTC sleeping pills to mix in.
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>>723550394
ive aspirated before on painkillers alone. you don't even need to combine any other drugs, it's just a precaution so you don't fuck up.
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>>723548895

I know I am a random internet stranger, but I hope you don't do anything to harm yourself. Please think about how much more value you have to contribute to the world.
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>>723550394
Also that is NOT a lot of booze.
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Bushmills is good shit. Wish I had some. Just polished off a bottle of Powers.
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>>723550340
I'm practically on that many pills right now ( granted different pills) 100mg of Vicodin in the last 6 hours. That's 20 5mg Vic's and it's a smooth little ride.
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>>723548895
>attention whoring on 4chan
>allmykeks.jpeg
>do it faggot
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I should of went to a hotel... fuck
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>>723548895
those pills wont kill you. youll just tard yourself. enjoy getting your diaper changed the same time as your son.
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Medfag reporting. Alot of drug suicides live through it. Most are fucked up in a nursing home afterwards. Serious suicides use guns. Be sure to hit the brainstem.
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>>723548895

in all seriousness op, i gave myself lifelong tinnitus from mild tbi after a failed suicide attempt. could have been a lot worse though.

go big or go home.
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>>723548895
Not enough dope, OP. You'll just wind up retarded.
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>>723550685
well i dont have many options right now..
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>>723550429
diphenhydramine + alcohol won't kill you jesus christ if you're going to kill yourself just do what people tell you to do.

Go to a welding store, ask for a tank of nitrogen, argon, helium, sulfur hexafluoride, etc. etc.literally any inert gas. Get a bag, get some corrugated tubing, run tubing from tank to bag, duct tape the shit out of it, put bag on head, release the gas
Leave a note to return the tank of gas to the store you rented it from.

It's literally that easy. Sulfur hexafluoride is the best you can get since it's denser than air, as you breathe out it's unable to leave your lungs and the more you breathe the more it displaces oxygen. Nitrogen is next best, argon is alright, helium is shitty, xenon is expensive but gives you extra points for creativity. Neon is just retarded, you're not in fallout new vegas.
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>>723548895
i tried to killmyself on dicember.. same emtod checked my meds and efects etc.. didnt work.. dont do it u will live and all will be worse
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>>723550497
you don't need a lot of booze. 1 bar and a shot or 2 of whiskey is way more than enough to get you fucked up if you have no tolerance
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>>723548895
Obligatory don't do it. If you need shit t odo come live with me
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cool, send me ur cash since u wont need it

https://www.paypal.me/X0042/
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>>723550685
>p

Same thing happened to me after a night of serious drinking, Lifelong tinnitus. Fucking sucks.
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>>723550749
>i tried to killmyself on dicember.. same emtod checked my meds and efects etc.. didnt work.. dont do it u will live and all will be worse
So this isnt going to work? My liver is already fucked from years of drinking... and i dont own a fucking gun
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Could always use a rope. Be sure not to be found for awhile and use a sturdy beam.
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>>723550777
As an alchoholic pillhead, theres a long road between fucked up and dead.
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>>723550887
How old are you
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>>723550749

kek

also there's the old charcoal method.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

not that i'm recommending an hero. just find a better way if you insist on doing it.
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>>723550938
29
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>>723549927
You're at a huge risk for vomiting and honestly, you probably need to down like 60 mgs of alprazolam and just several shots to avoid the pitfalls of a large small dose with booze.
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>>723548961
Fair nuff tbh
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Jump at least 6 stories or buy a gun. That easy. When you wake up with a nightmare hangover, youll wish you had.
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>>723548895
Well if you really feel that way, good luck. Hope whatever you find/don't find after this life is better.
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>>723550887
This is why I said go get one. drop 200$ on a cheap ass shotgun and pull the trigger with your toe.
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>>723548895

ugh, bushmills...god damn protestant liquor...
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>>723550817

i'm lucky with mine. it comes and goes, typically worse when i'm stressed out or tired. most of the time i forget that it's even there. but it does get annoying at times. i've heard that some poor faggots got it so bad that it literally drives them crazy...
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>>723550887
Pills don't work. Statistically pills and pills + alcohol is like the female goto for committing suicide and surprise surprise it never fucking works.

Exit bag or nothing..... Please don't jump off a building, people have to deal with your dead body, please at least be kind to the rest of the word and die in a nice manner. There are ways better than exit bags like jumping and guns, but people still live after you are dead and they deal with you after that. Please just do the exit bag if you're going to do it.
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>>723548895
If you're serious, quit fucking around and carve a smile across your neck.
Bonus points for live stream.
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>>723551017
Duct tape over mouth will do the trick. Nothing duct tape cant fix. Xcept OPs vagina.
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>>723551017
>crush 30 bars
>drink powder with water and wait ~30 minutes
>crush a bunch of painkillers
>wash it down with liquor
pretty much foolproof. you just gotta get the timing right so everything absorbs into your bloodstream at the right time. you don't want to throw up a bunch of undigested pills. once it's absorbed in your blood there's no going back, the worst that'd happen is you'd vomit from the booze and aspirate in your sleep but who gives a fuck
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>>723551152
well fuck.. well see i guess
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>>723551134

Yea, it's severity comes and goes. I also lost my sense of smell the same night. Fuck.
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>>723551263
crushing the rest now
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>>723548895
Don't do it, anon! There ppl here want you to stay alive and suffer. It makes them feel better because they've been taught that all live is happy, when it's not. Don't make them suffer while you do.
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>>723551263
sounds like liver dmg u will come back in hospital and suffre for a month
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OP is a little bitch. He knows he wont die from a few pills and a sissy bottle of liq. Bring your attention whoring elsewhere.
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i havent even jacked off in a fucking month. anti depressants are the fuckig worst
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>>723548895
At least you have got good taste in whiskey
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>>723551538
i feel you man
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Just in case OP is for realsies, i would implore you not to do it. Put the alcohol and pills away(not in your stomach), cry yourself to sleep and pick yourself the fuck up. You're alive in the greatest time to be alive, and you're going to selfishly throw it away when you barely know anything about yourself or the world around you. Letting some dumb cunt who's only existence is to make OTHERS miserable is getting the best of you and you're going to just accept that? Get the fuck out of here and dig your goddamn heels in.

2 months ago, I tried to drink myself to death on Christmas because I'm bipolar as fuck. Surviving half-a-gallon of vodka showed me I'm worth more than worrying how fucked my life is going to be when I don't do shit about it.

TL;DR: Go to bed in your current state, sans attempting death, and shit gets better, you fuck.
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>>723549868
Fucking mick
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Think of this. If you TRULY wanted to die, you would've done it and not fished for help/attention on 4chan. Just live on, life isn't fucking perfect. Some people have had it worse than you yet they still toughen up and get through it. Is it easy? Fuck no. Is it worth it? Probably better off than offing yourself.
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>>723551263
roll for butt chug.
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>>723548895
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gnight boys. hope its betters on the other side
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threadhijack

Is it just me or has no one else ever heard of a bipolar dude? I'm pretty sure bipolar disorder is just being a dumb bitch
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OP, why are you killing yourself again? Surely not because of a bitch and her child, right? Right?
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>>723552133
its MY child. and shes takign it away, and im to fucked up to be a dad and shes fucking right.
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>>723552099

i'm bipolar 2 and spectrum borderline. i did ten months of dbt and take lamictal. i'm a dude.

fyi.
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>>723552222
OP go to bed and learn how to commit suicide you're not having mental health issues you're just being dumb
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>>723552222

didn't someone say somehting about quads?

op, life is shaping up.
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>>723552133
And im fucked up to the point where i killed my liver.. the docs say i cant drink anymore and i cant stop. so im just done. i cant stop lying and fucking peoiple over
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>>723552099
Men are bipolar as fuck. People who aren't hardly understand what it's like. Going from a euphoric "I'm going to get everything done, turn my life around and do what i need to do" feeling to "If I seriously don't step away from anything I can use to kill myself, I'll end my own life in the next few minutes."

Shit sucks. Most people thrive in the mania, but switching between the highest and lowest of the emotional spectrums can suck 10 kinds of dicks.
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OP do you have money or credit cards? I'd love an Xbox one if your really checking out. Not like you'll pay the bill on the other side
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That's like the amount of dope I wake up to every morning. Just saying
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>>723552305
ffuck
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>>723552319
How about leaving all that behind and starting a completely new life in another country? If you do this, I bet you will think back to this day and laugh at how pathetic you were.
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>>723552222
Wow, you sound like every other dad who had a kid with a woman that's using his child as leverage. Shit sucks, but it isn't impossible to get shared custody or full custody.
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>>723552305
to late now anyway.. these other anons are probably right. ill get brain damage
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Pack up the few items that mean anything to you and head to nearest er for self commitment. Good food, good drugs, good company. If they try make you leave talk about the healing aspects of fire and poptarts.

Ya might get better and if not ya can always try again later.

Or go to Turkey and join the Kurds in fighting isis, rescue slaves and get proper wives from the less damaged slave stock.
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>>723548895
fuck off. if you don't have the balls to keep fighting and want to take the cowards way out then just do it without posting to some lame message board.
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>>723552565
Assuming he hasn't made the attempt, I don't know if checking in would be in his best interest. Doesn't admittance of any kind ruin your chances of doing things like custody or owning a gun or voting?
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Wait, did you already take the pills? RIP, I guess...
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>>723552702
just wanted to go out with some friends.
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>>723552775
yea
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>>723548895
Fuck that abandon her ass and do something cool like just start walking to mexico. At least life will be interesting.
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>>723548895
Been there tried it luckily I I was four at the right time and got stomach pumped
Lost my job wife and kids
Two years later I'm working see my kids every weekend for sleepovers I'm on meds for depression and I feel fine now as long as I take meds
>IT GETS BETTER ANON
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>>723552538

quads were either wishing you godspeed to the other side, or hoping that you get your shit together.

either way, good luck.
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>>723552835
you too
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dont do it op
look at these bunnies
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>>723548895
Can i have your keyboard?
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>>723552904
proably not
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Xanax dillies valium and whiskey sounds like a good time
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I listen/watch this whenever I feel like dying and it sometimes makes me feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vjEiFckbw
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Why don't you just start a radically different life instead of killing yourself? Consider your old self dead and just start a new life from scratch.
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OP, you got laid within the last 9 months and splooged inside a vagina.

Your life is God Tier compared to 99% of b-tards. No an hero'ing, faggot.
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things'll get better
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>>723552996

Starting over was the best thing I ever did. Its like you get a whole new life
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Inb4 OP takes all the pills, chugs da drink then reads all the positive, uplifting messages as it is too late to consider any alternative ideas because he's now potato
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I honestly hope you don't do it OP
can you imagine how sad your mom would be? Picture her face when she finds out.
Don't do that.
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>>723552828
not for me man. im just glad i can get out. im happy it worked fo ru
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>>723548895
FUCK YES! this is awesome. Okay, so, you're probably going to try and puke those pills up when you go with the booze (personally,I have a total boner for this shit, and the whole pills and booze combo is fucking ineffective- what end up happening unless you hit the fucking magic margin -and you won't probably, even healthcare professionals rarely nail it first go, and I'm just guessing you're not one of those- is you'll roast your liver trying to metabolise the pills and probably die a week or two later from some peripheral bullshit. I'd def go with a more tried and true method- Jumping of high stuff seems to be a winner- and I know it's scary, but I mean, you want to fucking die right? not be in ICU with a tube coming out of your face and forever be known as 'that loser I know who tried to kill himself' Okay, if you do want to go the pill route, shaft them. Seriously. Right up the butt. Your body is going to try to puke them up otherwise as it realizes it's getting poisoned. If they are in your butt, you can puke as much as you like, but they will just keep leeching out their chemicals into your systems bringing with the the sweet fucking relief of eternal sleep- It's the ultimate life hack. Goodluck!
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>>723553086
fuck you
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>>723553299
I have... but she doesnt know what its like to deal with shit like being a fuck like me
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>>723550050
and your nipples. don't die without showing /b/ your tits first
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>>723549065
you don't need it
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I wouldn't do it, it isn't worth it, dude.
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>>723548895
Dude...... You have to kill your Ex first... leave all your shit to your favorite relative or a cause they fucking hate..... Stab the whore to death starting at her cunt and work north.... The eat all those pills and chase with Methanol..not some fancy booze.
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>>723553493
improve the life you live. Don't die some loser and cause the family pain, work out the issues and become better
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>>723553618
Exactly. Killing yourself isn't the only solution. There are ways you can rebuild your life.
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>>723553618
i tried
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Heres the thing about life. It's seldom fair, and when it is it's shit for someone else. So you're in a shitty situation that seems hopeless, deal with it. You know that saying theres more than one way to skin a cat, you have some choices. Life doesn't always have to be what it is, a lot of times you have opportunities to come at things from a different angle, you just need to keep your eyes open and focus on what you need to be doing right now. One foot in front of the other bro, thats all you need to remember when you feel like you cant keep going. To get anywhere you gotta move yourself and everything you carry, if it's too much drop some weight and keep going.
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>>723553618
went to therapy got on meds. went to AA.. quit drinking. started going out more with friends.
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Has op taken the pills yet ??? I wanna know !!
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>>723553696
>e or a cause they fucking hate...

Nah, you've given up, hey? I'd stay stick to the pan? why the fuck you stalling on /b/ anyway? unless you're going to stream it or some shit, what the fuck man? chop chop
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>>723551132
UPPARA
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>>723553803
yeah i just dont wanna puke tham up
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>>723553855
*plan.
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I would love to stay but I'm tired as hell and I'll leave it at this: killing yourself won't be worth it, people will see you as a coward, whether you actually tried helping yourself or not. People are dicks and will say that about you. I wouldn't listen to the people rooting you on, there's so much more you can do with your life and, to put it simply, killing yourself isn't worth it. I've tried it twice and finally came to the realization that it was idiotic and I still had a life to live. Do you best, man, even if it doesn't seem like it will get better, if you keep trying, it will. Please don't give up hope.
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To die is to sleep. Will you dream? What dreams will come from a roiled life? At least you have hands and feet. Hold on and keep moving
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>>723553898
Up the butt homie-
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>>723549832
>forget the world
Idk why everyone always says this as if its a valid option.
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>>723553981
to late u cuck
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Suicide is the worst sin, it's the only thing you can't rent from.
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>>723548895
Do it Faggot
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>>723550103
Achtually its not you pleb cuck xD
>I think about these numbers a whole lot more than I should.
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>>723554100
yeah, you can totally unrape and unmurder people...
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>pills

your gong to wake up in a hospital with you stomach being pumped you idiot get a rope or something
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>>723554082
hahaa- awesome. So you swallowed them?
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gnight alcohol s gone too so im falling asleep probably goiong to be brain dead instead. fuck u all. i love u guys tho. gnight
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>>723554404
enjoy you hospital bill and sore stomach
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>>723554404
>404 OP not found
gnight too.
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>>723554375
'ask a guy who couldn't kill himself right even with pretty decent suggestions anything' thread
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>>723554404
You'll be fine, OP. You'll wake up and keep on with your life because this is how shit goes. Your second act is about to start.
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>>723554386
yes.....
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>>723554510
i love you OP. i hope you get better
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>>723554404
Nice one, dad.
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>>723548895
dont do it mane, especially not via bushmills...

have some tits
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>>723550236
Fuck you brazilian trash.
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>>723554510
oh ya also enjoy your mandatory suicide therapy sessions
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collect about 40-50 apple seeds, then consume them all at once
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Did OP died yet?
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I would legit love to see someone baptize themselves with liquid nitrogen- How fucking Ace would that be?
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>>723550454
Aspirated? What does that mean?
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Don't do it bro
Here's a pic of my dick cumming
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>>723554764
Ha, no way- He still has to puke and cry a whole bunch first, deal with some regret, maybe call someone up and be all theatrically panicked and then get them to rush over and save him or call someone - you know, weak pussy cry for attention stuff- the kind of shit someone who takes pills and booze would do.
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It's so weird how depressing /b/ can be sometimes
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OP, what's your facebook? want to se how this pans out-
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>>723554404
op go to a hospital its not worth it man
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>>723548895
that's how my dad died, from overdosing on pills... please don't do it... i never got the chance to say a final goodbye :(
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>>723554404
Gnight op ... sweet dreams , its all over now .... might not have been the best run but im sure you had your moments .. <3
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>>723555287
FUCK YOU FAGGOT THIS IS YOUR FAULT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT NOW THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IT HIRE A MEDIUM AND SAY GOODBYE THAT WAY ITS THE ONLY WAY TO EVER GET PEACE
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>>723555503
haha. awesome.
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He isn't replying people. I think he's actually gone ;(
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>>723554624
>mandatory suicide
Fuck yea I love SLayer
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>>723554100
Utter lies, the worst is spoken of "Blasphemy of the Spirit".. (Matt 12:31)

All other Sin IS forgivable. (If you repent)
You can in fact repent of your suicide before God. Especially if you chose to off yourself rather than to harm others.

it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and be cast into the sea.
(Matt 18:6)
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Can you give me your computer
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>>723554375
this happened to me hes right plus dont do it.. it changes u.. all gets worst
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Yo, OP. You dead yet?
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>>723555782
Nobody wants ur theist ass overhere with your bible mumbo jumbo bullshit that you keep convincing yourself your special . Fuckk youu and your god !! Where is he now ?? Ha ?? Shooww me your mightyy god ! Oh wait , hes just your illusionary bullshit to let your mind comprehend that the world is not a flowery happy bullshit you think off !!
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>>723548978
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>>723555556
SO CLOSE FUCK.
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Rip anon.
Another bites The dust
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>>723549065
It could help pay my tuition.
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How far one person should deny a mental illness before friends and doctors are heavily pressuring you to treat it?
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>>723556225
I suspect you and this Generation are going to get you wish.

One will soon show up claiming to be God and becaqsue he ais a super natural being you and folks like you will be convinced thatthe liar is telling you the truth,

I see how many folk claim they would like to meet extra terrestrial or Angels Demons etc.. As soon as they do they will mistake it for what it is not.

That is the entire reason you get lied to daily about things like what is or is not actually a sin.
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R.I.P. Anon(
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>>723554404
Ending your note on a 404 post, checked. Also you should have bought everyone ITT a gaming set up. Your hospital bills will be higher than Tyrone as he slams your birch and raises your kid. Potato brain is going to fuck with your kids life as mommy is fucked by niggers because dad took the easy way out. Found a good reason.
For taking the easy way out
Found a good reason
For taking the easy way out
He was a..
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OP, you still here?
we love you.
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>>723548895
Your kid will grow up knowing his father killed himself. Think about that.
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>>723548895
i see xanax.. good choice bud
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>>723555556
off by one, fucking ocd hurting rn
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>>723554404
>fuck u all. i love u guys tho
You too op
Come visit me in my sleep tonight, tell me what death is like
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>>723548895
bqaan
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>>723554854
Breathe in solids or liquids (like vomit, food or drink etc.)
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>>723557245
Has anyone one person really been far even as deny a mental illness to friends and doctors even go want to do heavily pressuring you to treat it?
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>>723548895
post your credit card info before you go, I need new arma dlc
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>>723552984
Wow that made me feel worse.
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>>723551132
Fuck off finian
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>>723560685
Fuck off dude, try to help
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>>723560685
your ugly af kys
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>>723560685
If that's you, you should be the one killing yourself
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>>723550749
>Neon is just retarded
Not wanting to leave behind a sick glowing corpse behind and rebooting the NFS underground series

Whats wrong with you?
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>>723560867
>>723560815
>>723560751
buttmad samefag cuz he didn't get here first to goy OP
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>>723554542
stream it
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>>723560741
>finian
Fenian*.

Illiterate inbred hun.
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>>723560685
Arma....
Kys.....
Just uninstall that gay ass shit.
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instead you should just Snapchat(z).com and all your worries will be gone!
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Wonders if op left thread up on comp to be found later?

Whoever finds this know that the body ya found, well the guy loved his kid.
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>>723551132
Well it is made in Britain so whatcha gonna do?
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If you're going to off yourself using pills use good shit like oxycodone 30s and 15s. Get a script from someone and a gallon of whiskey. take like 10 at once 4-5 times. Then crush 8 snort up your right nostril to induce "nodding" out. Mightmake you puke but hold it down. Slam whiskey. Lay down. Go to sleep. Bye bye. Or crush them all up except 8, mix the powder in a glass of whiskey. Slam it and snort the rest up your right nostril. Or just slam a fat dose heroine and take 10 oxycodones. But the pills you have are just going to make you mentally retarded.
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>>723550069
>fuck off ya seagull cunt
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>>723548895
That won't kill you. You'll probably just sleep for a few days.
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>My ex is pregnant with my kid that I'll never see
People who care about kids don't deserve to feel like that. There's a whole lot of worse people in the world.
...Why does it have to end this way, OP?
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>>723548895
suicide = reset button of life aka u have to live through it all over again until you learn your lesson
>mfw suiciders will never know
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>>723548895
Look, pills don't ever work. I've failed 2 suicide attempts taking full bottles of sleeping aids with vodka. They never work and you feel shitty afterwards.
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>>723548895
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>>723548895
Do something to change it then! You're going to give in this easily? If you'll never see the child, one day they'll look for you. What a shame it would be to be told your dad killed himself because "his life sucked".
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>>723562404
Poo in loo. I hate to break it to you but when you die, you no longer exist.
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>I'M SAD, GONNA TOTALLY KILL MYSELF, BETTER SEEK ATTENTION ON /b/ FIRST.
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>>723562404
If they don't know than it doesn't matter.
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>>723550236
leave the cunt alone you fuckin bottom feeder
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>>723560685
get a job you lazy fat fuck
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>>723562515
yea coz big bang implode ur rectum all the way up to your esophagus and out through your nose holes up to god in heaven where angels and saints play trumpets and harmonics for you also. a theist scam
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>>723548895
go on, doin the same
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>>723563357
Do you have a steam? Let's play games b4 you die
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>>723561891
>NI
>Britian
Pick one.
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>>723563088
Has anyone really been far even as big bang implode ur rectum to your esophagus and out through your nose holes even go want god in heaven to do trumpets and harmonics for you also?
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>>723548895
One by one until the pressure sets in
Then finish the rest
Free run till you reach the sun rise after
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Is ok to dump few ylyl from past breads no?
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>>723550272
>is it not the current year?
Fucking new fag
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>>723548895

Hurry up and kill yourself. All this fucking drama is boring.
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>>723548895
Move to a country that has no agreement with any state to enforce child support
Start over, pretend it never happened
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>>723552015
Yo for real though you wouldn't happen to have the pic of the chick on the bottom right of your picture would you?
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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchatz .com could help you tonight!
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>>723565821
>>723555555
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>>723548895
Fucking hell man, that is a great whiskey, nice way to go. Good luck.
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>>723563695
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Means you don't to see what season 4 of Black Mirror has in store for us... your loss I guess.
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>>723548895
Go for it, not gonna stop you. Although just keep in mind having a child would bind you down for the next minimum 20 years. Plus think of the amount of money that thing would siphon.
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>>723548895
mail me your keyboard pls
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>>723548895
Incase you want to try anything else friendo
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Might as well see how much worse it can get.
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>>723548895
The world is your oyster now. Rob a bank or something.
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>>723549283
You deserve it
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>>723569602
This guy gets it
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>>723557316

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