Help me, /b/, how do I stop being so ugly?

You don't.

The only that really stands out is the unibrow

>>723536670
you're fucked forever. Buy paper bags in bulk and start investing wisely. Money will be your only way to get laid.

>>723536670
Shave that fucking unibrow and don't give me that "It grows back too quick" bullshit. Don't be fucking lazy and just keep shaving it.

>>723536670
Tweeze your eyebrows and get a haircut.

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>>723536670
visit a turkish barbers and ask for the works
/thread

>>723536670
hi pirula

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>>723536670
d-doto pirulla?

Pick up the guitar

Cut your hair, like a nice military like cut, shave your beard, just go to a barber shop and tell them to please fix my eyebrows