Chad here and why the fucking hell do you want a girlfriend?

>>723525559
I dont do any of those things you listed because I have no friends
I also only get laid when I save up enough for a hooker
Stop bitching and be happy you have someone

>>723525559
Because biology wills it

>>723525559

You sound more beta than Chad. If your girlfriend is such a pain in the ass and only good for sex, just fuck her, dump her, then find a better girl with more of a brain and personality. Instead you're a slave to the pussy and bitching on the internet. Because you're a beta.

>>723525801
Being alone is actually a good confort zone, having friends is better than having a gf too you should work on this, in college you can find anybody to go out and stop fucking hookers.

Also a gf is more expensive than a hooker

Because it's your best friend you can probably trust. Because what was listed actually makes one happy and not the sex alone.

>>723526108
I already graduated college
I was a lonely betafag in college and still am

>>723526076
I generalize, i already had a lot of girlfriends = every single one is the same

>slave to the pussy
fair, but i prefer beign here than fucking a hooker

I agree after 8 years.

Spending time with your friends usually results in her joining.

Chilling involves watching her shit shows and pretending to enjoy them just to save an argument.

No matter how hot she is you progressively find uglier and uglier strange attractive just for the thrill of fucking something different.

Everything and i mean EVERYTHIN requires at the bare minimum double the effort.

Bitches are fucking exhausting

>>723526310
Go to a gym, workout, talk to somebody there, invite them to drink some beers, next day find that person again on the gym = make friends

>>723526336
truth. And they wonder why we take up drinking.

>>723526336
>Bitches are fucking exhausting
Are you fucking me?

>>723526336
This is exactly the reason people cheat and go drinking in a "girls night" "boys night".
It's exhausting.
Sometimes i'm working and i had a message from her in the whatsapp and if i don't respond i don't get pussy and i sleep on the couch.

>>723526136
This is true but have you ever been in a relationship?

>>723526734
No but you can be damn sure 99% of the female population will fuck you big time in one way or another during a relationship and not in the way your sex ed teacher explained 2 years ago.

Relationships take a lot of work and while men are generally better at "work" than women the criteria needed for anything worthwhile requires a cuck attitude or the patience of a saint

>>723525559
Oh no. You mean she expect that in a relationship, you'll talk to her? How dare she. Grow up

>>723527479
Try beign with somebody for 5 years and see how do you agree with me.

>>723527479
I bet you're one of these illusive straight guys who pretends to be a fag just so you can speak to the opposite sex and rip your

This guy >>723527479
never had a girlfriend

>>723525559
shit my kid doesn't have a say we fuck and neither do her mama.

>>723528178
You write that so bad that isn't funny, try again in another thread

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>>723528266
try reading both posts again and maybe you'll get it this time.

tho i seriously doubt it.

>>723528178
take that grammar over to /nig

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>>723528477
kid you ain't got nothin on me lelelele

>>723528398
>>723528717
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

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Much like your child support officer

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>>723528889
ur unnderstanding me obvi

>>723528178
>>723528398
>>723528717
>>723529011
>>723529022
nigger

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>>723525559
>why the fucking hell do you want a girlfriend?
i don't,
I JUST WANT TO BE UNCLE T-BONE.................

>>723529776
that guy is a winner

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>>723529261
ya can not fuck wih us suck

>>723525559
>Chad

Anyway, your copypasta sounds like it was written by a faggot that thinks everyone is the same

>>723529915
this man is a living HERO

damn this guy must get so much pussy holy fuck

>>723527248
So all relationships are doomed to fail?

It's like living on an isolated island.

>>723530184
Be this guy

Dress bad, have a little dick, ugly af, balding, weird mustache, bad tattoos

Confident af with a fucking personality = Get a lot of pussy

Advice taken

>>723530085
wait is this the same fuckin dude?

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>>723530544
all hail

\w/

>>723530496
Good...

>>723530726
stop...

>>723528132
Not that guy but my girlfriend begs for sex and I usually say no she is thirsty as shit and also does pretty much whatever I tell her to

>>723530360
Being a world famous fashion photographer for the past 20 years may have something to do with it. Implying that confidence with an empty wallet results in getting your dicked sucked on camera without it being a snuff movie is false

>>723525559
I feel like I'd actually enjoy having a child, at least for a couple years.

Plus my gf won't ever poop in her pants.

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>>723529776
true that

t bone is that wite nigga casually plunging his dickhead into every female model, movie star and probably most male models and movie stars you've ever fapped to

easy pickinz...cuz ur uncle terry and they come expecting to suck your dick now. fuck. what a life

instead im just a normie posting sadfrogbois

>>723525559
Dont be with her if you are or she isnt happy with who you are. You beta faggot. If a girl likes you and will be your girlfriend through all the shit you want to do then you know you are doing it right. If not she (besides sex) is a waste of time.
Cuck

You need a better Gf

>>723526136
This faggot knows.

Thanks to that faggot bumping the thread with T Bone pics

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I like how you say "Chad here" like you expect us to know who you are

>>723532504
No actual advice though.

>>723532558
lurk more newfag idiot

>>723532558
He just want attention, this thread didn't die so it work pretty good

>>723530360
Small dick? Ron Jeremy tried to get this guy in a porno cause of how well endowed he is.

>>723532558
You don't know what the word Chad means?
Holy fuck you must be the most retarded human beign i ever meet.

>>723532558
bait right?

>>723525559
>you only fuck when she want
So fucking what? We only fuck when I want it too.
>sometimes she is bad and you don't know why.
Have you ever heard of this cool and innovative thing humans are capable of that's called communication? It's only been around since the dawn of our species so I wouldn't be surprised if you learn about it just now judging from how fucking slow you seem to be.
>And i don't go out like i used to do with my friends to a drink or to play soccer or even play videogames, i don't go to the gym since i had a gf.
Literally you just suck at prioritizing and time management, or your girlfriend is so demanding that she's just as terrible of a person as you are.
Honestly if you're only with her because of sex and kisses I'm not surprised you don't like being in a relationship. Get this, shits for brains, you're supposed to actually like the person you're in a relationship with. You're supposed to actually enjoy their company and, get this, actually love them, fuckskull! I swear this site is entirely inhabited by aliens pretending to be human

Because gf would do anything for you and that's worth something.

>>723531791
what a fucking legend.

>>723526336
This

The people who say "find one with a better brain /personality" haven't spent enough time with women to know that every single one of them are the same when it comes to certain things.

I dated a nurse, who is probably working on being a doctor (she really is smart enough for it) that literally couldn't decide where / when to eat.

It's like a child or a retard. You name 5-10 places to eat and they don't give answers or weigh in on the options. They usually sit there and sigh until YOU guess what THEY want. Yes, I had to ask a future doctor "do you want to eat here?" and she would twirl her hair in her fingers and say "idk" until I found the 'right' restaurant.

>>723525559
OP and most of the people ITT have never had a girlfriend.

>>723525559
If you don't do anything now that you have a girlfriend, you're not a Chad :)

>>723529804
Rie Rasmussen? Are you sure? Because that looks like Adrienne Curry to me.

>>723525559
So dump her then you fucking faggot

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>>723537126
never know when it cums to TR?

>>723531856
Adrienne Curry winner of season one of America's next top model.

And D list celebrity.

>>723525559
I just want to fall in love, have a girl I can wake up next to every morning, have love songs make more sense, and spend every day and night with the girl my dreams. Whoever she is.

>>723525559

sounds like your girlfriend fucking sucks. if your girlfriend is an actual friend, i would drop that shit. a good girlfriend is a friend, except you guys have sex exclusively.

>>723540998

you sound like i did when i was young and directionless. get a job and a car and have some sort of aspiration, and girls just kinda pop up out of nowhere.

>>723525978
This, after divorce I found that while freedom is a beautiful pleasure part of me still wants to give it up and not be alone

>>723541544
I actually do have a job and I only have one class left until I get my associates degree. My problem is whenever I like a girl and she doesn't like me back I keep liking her in hopes she'll like me eventually. Basically I've been liking all the wrong girls. It sucks just wish a girl would like me back instead of only seeing me as a friend.

>>723542700
kek

>>723531265
It's cause he reminds those girls of their dads

Also cause he's really particular about presenting his forearms correctly

>>723543498
>Also cause he's really particular about presenting his forearms correctly
wat da fuk diz u just sayz boy

punch a nigger in the face

>>723530360
Last posting. Was fun.

>>723530360
You'd still get banged by. 10/10 made me reply. K, last post.

>>723540998
You will have to get up, turn off the PC, go outside, hold a job in the real world bring in a minimum of 60K.

>>723544346
say dat to my face nigga

>>723525559
>describing a shitty girlfriend

>>723545025
how so nigger??

>>723544718
Saying

Fucking image limit reached. b is shit.

>>723545802
Because that girlfriend is a fucking shackle because Chad picked wrong and is also a dumbass.

>>723546210
how so?

>>723545903
sy it again i dare ya mofo

>>723547033
Image limit was reached?

>>723547062
Say what?

>>723547306
wat?

>>723547740
Nite sex.

>>723525559
Charlie here. I don't. Had one for 6 years. Almost got married. 20x happier now than with her. Tried dating for a while afterwards, bitches suck donkey dick. Have had sex with over a dozen women 3000 + times. Have been dry for 2 months and don't give a shit. I like reading, writing, working out, watching tv, and building stuff. None of those things are possible with a gf

>>723548126
what de fuk dude

more?