What would /b/ do to me?

>>723525479
I would kill you with fire and magnets.

run your fatass on the treadmill

deny you mcdonalds

make you look at and fuck a vagina at least once

>>723525479
Not talk to you under any circumstances.

Blow your head off with a shotgun

>>723525479
Pour molten glass in your rectum.

put a giant tube of toothpaste in your suitcase and send it to the TSA.

Fuck you with a girl penis.

>>723527027
>blow your (dick off) with a (my mouth).

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>>723525479


Ask you to write me some jokes, Andy. I'm a little dry.


In all seriousness I'm sure I'd enjoy destroying your fat man pussy.

>>723525479
Stomp the shit out of whatever that is and toss it in the dumpster.

Tell your parents what you're doing so they can feel a deep sense of shame over what their complacency has wrought.

>>723525479
I would tie you up, carefully remove your ball sack with a sharp knife without damaging your balls, then I would slowly crush them in a vice one at a time, then burry your dead body after you've died from shock

Well it would start with kerosene. You figure out the rest.

>>723525479
Make sure a pinecone fits.

OP here. I'm a total gaping limp faggot, but not that kind of faggot. More of a nigger kind of faggot.

>>723525479
throw you in front of an incoming train and then watch with pleasure

>>723529704
Oh and if flay your little dick at some point

Pull that shitty finger outta your pooper; cut it off; make you eat every inch of it.

>>723525479
take you to a doctor cos it appears you have something stuck.

>>723525479
Take you to meet my parents.

Use a 3-gallon bucket as a condom.