Hey guy I don't have any friends at all and I spent my Friday

>>723524278
Add me on smite. Pinkiepie444

>>723524278
are you sure you're not the newfag who makes all those fb fap threads?

Show up to any campus party with a case of beer and your in. Just talk to people. Someone will probably even talk to you about smite. Don't think of reasons not to do it, just do it.

Rather than tucking yourself into a corner, be the cringy fuckface that you are. Be prepared for extremely shitty social experiences but also MAYBE making friends with some similar idiots

>>723524598
Can't I'm only 18 and I already got busted for weed so I don't want to bring that either

>>723524278
If you have any hobbies at all there is probably a club or group on campus start there even if most of them are nerds or whatever if you make one friend it will help. Quality over quantity with friends man, just one good one can make all the difference

>>723524278
Just drink alone
its almost as good as having friends

Just wear your Pepe pin. Then the ones who are dumb enough to -not- punch you in the face might be friendship material.

>>723524964
That seems like a good idea
>>723524977
I used to smoke and take lsd alone and that was pretty fun

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>>723525192
It sounds sad and pathetic because it is
but its better than being alone and sober

>>723525189
Wow sounds like a great idea idk why I haven't thought of this before. Thanks anon you were a real help today.

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>>723524916
Well, there's your problem, you live in a weak-ass country, move to a proper one where you're an adult at 18, live like a King!

>>723525660
What country would you suggest I move to. I don't have a lot of money.

>>723525189
Wait, is this a thing? Sounds like a good idea actually...

>>723525222
Checked

>>723525814
Well, you probably wouldn't be able to afford it, since you're from a weak-ass country, sorry anon, you just lost the geography lottery, not really your fault.

>>723525977
I've been homeless before it's not that bad all I really need is a plane ticket, then after I get a job there I can get a place to stay. Idk where would be a good place for an 18 year old to be homeless. Also I only speak English and some Spanish

>>723525491
Only cancer will congregate with cancer. I'm saying this for your sake.

>>723524278
You don't you autistic piece of shit. Unless you can find other autistic pieces of shit, or trick people into liking you by pretending to be autistic and not talking much. It works great for me anyway...

>>723526423
You're probably not going to be able to stay in a foreign country without a job though, they'll deport your lazy bum!

>>723524278
Already been said but quality over quantity. Also, don't feel bad about not going out on Friday nights, most people don't.