what would you do if you could do anything ?

Kill all the men except my friends and certain people, purge all the sperm banks, force my friends to go to different countries.

Not cry after every time I cum

>>723522585
I would take back the night I impregnated your mother with you son.

>>723522798
Where did he touch you anon?

>>723522585
cum in my own asshole

That's called being god

>>723522585
Get drunk and speed run resident evil biohazard. Which is what I'm prolly gunna do

>what would you do if you could do anything?
- think about all the things i could do
- get overwhelmed by the fact that i have a godhood infinity of choices and how much of a faggot i don't do something awesome first go
- get a snack to think about it more
- get distracted and jerkoff
- feel ashamed
- cry self to sleep
- an hero
- post pics on /b/

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>cum in a black teen and white blonde teen at the same time
>switching pussies while I'm in the middle of shooting my load
>impregnating both of them
>use them both in beautiful pregnant sexy interacial 3somes for 9 months
>help them raise their kids and get them a college education

>>723522585
Rape every woman i like without killing them
its so annoying to hide bodies

>>723522709
Start ww3 over my dick. The first war fought entirely by women.

leave 4chan

Fuck my cousin

Create a cult of 10/10s that worship my cock and make my cock 12 inches long and have a 5 inch circumference

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>>723522585
Use my god powers to create Kek as a literal god to be praised and worship and make meme magic real. Oh and also rape. Lots of rape.

>>723522585
I'd want the ability to turn invisible

>spying on literally anybody you want
>robbing banks and shit without getting caught so you'd never need to work again

>>723522585
Become a girl.
Breastfeed.
Orgasm vaginally.
Tranny life.

>>723524770
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
This probably with some limits, like how far it could reach.
I could become invisible and make tendies, I could also make the air a constant 70° around me and other small things like that. I could fuck anyone with manipulating their minds, I could be Chad, I could rework my mind so I'm a genius and have enough self will to leave this place. I could time travel, and other shit like that. Shit would be cash, even if only a 50ft radius.

Become invisible and rape every woman in the world.

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>>723522585
unborn me

>>723522585

see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>>723522585
Win the $500 million lottery. Only me, no one else.

>>723522709

nihilistic women who lost male relatives assassinate you and your friends to destroy the human race

Go back to the early 90s to buy canned Chef Boyardee pasta that is no longer being produced.

>>723522585
Get a better job.

>>723522585
If I could do anything, Id probably just be really fricken healthy and happy.

Probably erraticate the world's population super villain style.

fuck a kid

>>723522585
This is fucking dumb. Your question has no parameters. People would just turn the entire universe into their ideal picture of what it should be.
Your question is too vague and open to be interesting.

>>723522585
> Bring back the REAL extended universe! For fuck sake!

>>723522585

Be happy

>>723528009
Nigga,shut the fuck up

>>723522585
That guy would be getting lots of teeth on his dick at that angle.

>>723522585
Nothing. I would have no responsibilities and just do nothing all day, everyday.

be a sissy cuck

First - time travel. Hearing so many different variations of history bothers me, I want to know the truth. Even if no one believes what I say.

Second - fix a few health issues of mine (probably do that first, actually). Would save trouble down the line.

Third - Probably just mess around, since I can do anything. Plenty of options, really.

Heroin

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Reverse time and talk to my ex gf

>>723522585
Figure out what I wanted to do with my life ten years ago.

Cease my consciousness and existence as if it never happened.