Tell your deepest darkest (and if you wanna, lewdest) secrets /b/

>>723504910
I'm the guy who spams /b/ with fat men pics

>>723504910
the sherrif's a nigger

fingered a sleeping 8yr (unrelated) who I was babysitting

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>>723504910
I don't know how to triforce, voted for Hillary and post bananas in YLYL threads

my dick is 3.5 inches when erect and 1.75 inches when flaccid and i'm proud of it

I like to cum on girls while they sleep. Most of the time its a relative of mine. Never been caught

i voted for gary johnson

>>723505965
chris?

When I was 14 I fingered a 6 year old girl because she asked me to

>>723506146
thats hot

>>723506236
What did it feel like?

Not a secret at all, but just a quick little bit of a vent

Just wanna get some last minute advice.

Theres this girl i'm sorta friends with (Atleast enough for her to give me her number) and this girl has been pushing me to become an EMT. So, when I finally began the process, I texted her saying that I have. I would think that she would want to hear that?

But there has been no response, which is very strange for her. And its been Over 3 days already. Usually would respond damn fast. Typically same day at worst.

I've been told by 3 separate people to give this a shot and see. "Hey, I just wanted to check in and make sure that everything is all right"

Would it be stupid to send that? Any other options here?

>>723506208
nope

>>723504910
I'm 28 and have been having sex with my wifes sister for a little over 4 years. She just turned 20 in jan.

>>723506146
so you think. wouldn't you wake if some heavy breathing neckbeard spewed on your face? of course you would. of course they do.

>>723506381
Tight, and kinda gristly? But then warm and looser. I kinda lost track after that because I told her I'd only do it if she gave me a hand-job as well

>>723506792
thats fucked but kinda hot.. lol
so whos pussy is tighter? wife or her sister?

I love getting fucked by older men.

I destroy friendly ammo boxes in planetside 2 and replace them with my own for EXP.

I'm sexually obsessed with some of my straight male friends. Sometimes I can't look at them without imaging sexual things to do with their twink bodies. So much so that I dream of being cucked by them and someone else. I know, I'm a faggot.

>>723506382

she is SCREAMING to you that she is not interested. just deal with it.

>>723507004
The sisters. Wife has had health issues since about 6yrs ago. Kinda what started the whole sleeping with her sister thing. Chemo/radiation can make it to where you can't have sex or it hurts too much.

>>723507203
How so, one instance of this happening? If it was consistent then maybe you would have a point

>>723507186
fag

>>723507457
I personally think you should send that last message. What is the worst that can happen?

At any rate, she seems like a grade-A bitch to deal with in the future.

>>723507898
Eh, in person she is arguably the best person I know in general, so...

But, I was almost having second thoughts on that.

The other two options would be to just come clean and hope theres something of a friendship left if she doesn't feel the same, or to just text her with a EMT specific question (Seeing as its common ground)

I wanna nut in Chelsea Clinton and my second cousin both, in a disappointing (for them) 3 way.

>>723504910
I once removed the USB BEFORE it was safe to do so.
> HEY NSA! you should get tips from the FBI, they fish WAY better than you guys.

Started sucking my uncles cock when I was 7, years ago before cameras everywhere and he'd let me show off sucking his cock in public places so people could watch me.

>>723505916
> cant triforce
GTFO out just DIE!
> Voted for Hillary
So you don't just hate your life, you want us ALL to suffer, there is no cure for you limp dick cancer faggots! I hope you burn in hell!
> Posts Bananas in YLYL
That shit is gold, welcome back into the fold, I am proud to call you brother. All is forgiven.

>>723508036
That's really weird that a person you know well (I would assume) would just suddenly stop talking.

But the thing I am more concerned about is whether *you* want to become an EMT (assuming that is the truth). And why would you want to become an EMT? Are you doing it for yourself or for her?

>>723505712
best movie

>>723505718
in the V or the A

>>723508348
I loved getting fucked by older men. Not sure if you are in the same boat as me. But I know what you mean. Though I never been touched that young.

>>723507864
Not even denying it. I want to see their smooth bodies dominated in front of me.

>>723506792
why did u get married so young? good job btw

I fuck a trap ones a week (just finished cumming in ass)

>>723508471
I do actually want to become one, I've been meaning to do it for years. Though I will say that she definitely gave me the motivation to take the leap to commit to it.

And yea it is, though I don't think we knew each other that well, we both seemed to enjoy talking to each other. Especially since on more than 2 occasions have texted back and forth for over 5 hrs

>>723507010
Are you M or F. never know in this fag pile of garbage....

My kid sister caught me wanking when I was 15. I hid, but she told me she wanted to watch me or she'd tell mum. So I wanked in front of her and enjoyed her watching. She said she wanted to see it again so whenever I had a wank she came and watched me, and eventually knelt in front of me. She never touched me but would let me cum over her face or into her open mouth. I loved wanking for her.

>>723508788
M

Here's a tip for you. before talking about your sexual experiences with uncle, mom, dad please do tell of your gender.

>>723508811
Did she ever rub one out for you?

>>723508877
i knew it

>>723508713
where do you find them?

>>723508600
Never fucked me or touched me, but I loved sucking his cock and swallowing his cum, and did it at every opportunity, especially in public.

>>723508877
yep FAG

>>723508970
Well obviously. Given that 95% of people here are guys, what do you expect?

>>723508990
in CNN's back pages.

>>723508710
the wife and I had been dating on and off since i was 14 and she was 13.

>>723509015
FAG

>>723505643
if it's true, i love you anon

>>723509049
never ceases to amaze.

>>723508959
Nope, and we never did anything else other that her watching me wank whenever possible and me cumming in her mouth.

>>723509142
Give me a ten second head start...gotta head to my safe space

>>723509128
fair enough bro. least u married a woman..

>>723509015
Where in public? How old was he?

When my mom leaves the house I go to her dirty laundry and masturbate with her dirty panties.
She's actually pretty fit, does yoga, etc.

>>723507356
jesus fucking christ dude, you're cheating on your cancer-ridden wife with her sister? there is seriously a special place in hell, goddamn

>>723508959
Read again champ

I would molest my cousin while sh slept. I never got caught

>>723504910
I am responsible for the death of one hundred seventeen people.
I drink to sleep, but i see their faces anyways in my dreams.
117 is now a number i fear, anything related to it i cant handle. I've tried scuicide twice, and didn't follow through bith times. I just want the pain to stop, I wish I could go back in time, and never go into the army, become a welder or something.
God has forsaken me.

>>723509377
this

>>723509377
this guy should be celebrated...you faggot

>>723509430
117? Are those the number of confirmed kills that you got when you were a Navy Seal?

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>>723504910

I'm 29, i make a ridiculous amount of money, and I blow my disposable income on fucking high end escorts

>>723509243
Damn. She could at least repay the favor.

>>723509378
>She never touched me
I was asking if she masturbated for him. Not physically doing anything to him

>>723509354
He was 27. On buses to start with when we pulled up alongside another so people could watch me, then play-parks and primary schools.

>>723509430
For king and country bro. thnx if it helps.

>>723509430
So doctor or not?

>>723509546
I would hope he didn't force you. That would be fucked up. How did he not get caught?

>>723509524
not harming anybody, could do worse. why save up? enjoy whilst your dick is active and before you settle down.

>>723504910
>>>723509430
>117? Are those the number of confirmed kills that you got when you were a Navy Seal?

What part if army do you not understand.

>>723509712
I do save and live a comfortable life. this is my vice. we all do something to take the edge off reality.

>>723509605
Soldier, demolitions.

>>723509822
Oh shit. Hang in there bro.

>>723509593
It doesn't help me sleep, it doesn't put them back together, but thanks anyways.

>>723509628
Never forced me. I loved feeling his cock cum in my mouth. He just picked the right times and places, and there were no cameras everywhere then.

>>723505965
Teja?

>>723509798
this is fairly harmless vice buddy, i used to earn well. spent a lot on hookers/titty bars in every port we docked in. sounds like you know what your looking for in high end women.

I once went to Rome on my own after a tough breakup. Whilst I was there, I killed a homeless person to see what it felt like. I cut his throat with a steak knife that I stole from a local restaurant. For those that are curious, I don't even lose sleep about it. It's just a thing that happened once, like any other memory.

I support Trump and don't care if he drags this country into the ground as long as he makes life a little bit worse for the sanctimonious SJWs. I wasn't always like this, but their vile attitudes have corrupted me, and now I'm personally willing to do every little bit of my part to make sure their lives are worse. Even if it's all in their fucking heads.

>>723509822
stay strong man, there are thousands of people out there like me that respect you more than they respect themselves for serving our country. you did what none of us could do. thank you, whether or not you think you deserve it, you do, thank you man

>>723506382
Ignore her, seriously go do YOUR OWN SHIT.


Watch her come to you. If she doesn't ever contact you, then she wasn't into you.

If she does contact you, you have a chance.

Or you can be a beta orbiter and waste your time. Its up to you.

Alpha out.

>>723509430

Go back and kill someone else then, that way you wont be afraid of 117 anymore

>>723509893
do you work at the moment, something to take your mind, perhaps momentarily, elsewhere. hobbies, music painting. Maybe write a book to get it out of your system.

>>723509128
whats her sisters pussy like compared to your wife? do they look the same? does one have a bigger lab or clit or are they very similar?

>>723509505
kys

>>723509524
yoy sir, are my role model!

Btw what do you work as?

>>723508583

no penetration, a 8yr is super super tight. Touched v for all the night

I went the majority of our relationship thinking I was decently hung.

Only to find out that my girl used to date a guy that had a monstercock.

I anonymously approached her ex and asked if he had any videos of them.

He refused until I proved that I was her current bf and sent me the photos.

Anyways I feel sick to my stomach anytime she and are having sex and she says things like "oh you are so huge"

>>723509940
yeah youre right, could be worse

>>723510032
As long as you don't generalize that all liberals are like that, I think you are like most of the people. Keep in mind, the few extremists on both sides tend to be the loudest.

>>723510176
seriously bro, being nice is lost here. having a sense of morality,seriously. I repeat. its gods work now put that cock back in your mouth.

>>723506382
I think that's a good thing to text. you should send it and see if she responds! if she doesn't respond to this one then you know for sure she isn't interested.

>>723509909
7 is still really young in my book. But are you guys still involved?

>>723510243
i write software

When my wife's cousin was 13, and she was starting to grow up top. We were outside, and she was wearing a bikini top that was somewhat loose, and every time she would bend down, I would look down it, and I got several eyefuls of her gorgeous tits and her nice pink nips. They haven't really grown much more since then either, and she is a major hottie now that she's an adult.

>>723510304
can we see the pic? and a pic of yours to see the difference? maybe you have other qualities that are better than his

>>723508424

this post is a ben carson supporter's work

>>723510437
True. Honestly, I would be fine with her as just a friend even, and thats more or less how we've been functioning. It's worrying that shes now acting like this.

>>723504910
I spent 14 months in prison when I was 21.
The only person I still know who knows about it is my dad

>>723506792
horrifying. u should stop that.

>>723510261
i had a sexual experience with my neighbour (F) when we were both 11. her and her brother slept over with me and my brother at our house.. both bunk beds taken so we slept side by side on the floor. we actually tried penetration but alas, my tiny pecker was lost. fun times still remember the smell of piss and sweat

>>723504910

love to wear panties and other lingerie and be big Daddies little bitch...been fucked by dozens of men...no one knows what a little pantyslut I am .

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>>723510009
you might be a psychopath if you didn't even lose sleep bro, that's not normal

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>edge for 5 hours
>shoot the most fucking gigantic load in a glass
>transfer the load in a big syringe
>put the syringe in my ass (without the needle obviously)
>push the load inside me
>seal my hole with a butt plug
>go to bed
>try to fall asleep on my stomach
>fap because the whole situation gives me a round-2 boner
>eventually fall asleep
>wake up the next morning
>semen died out in my ass
>didn't get pregnant though

>>723510649
lol moralfag spotted

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I have been physically conditioning myself since I was 16 to go through BUDS training and become a Navy Seal. Obviously there is no way of getting around admitting this to family and friends, so I tell them about how I want to do this to serve my country and a bunch of other patriotic crap. The truth is I just want to kill people for a living.

Alright got my enlistment in order and got through MEPS. Just waiting on my shipment to boot camp, wish me luck /b/ros.

>>723510511
and you were how old, at time of creeping?

>>723510592
Just text her. You have nothing to lose. And if she truly was your friend, you still would remain friends.

>>723510651

nice! I fingered my cousin (penetration) when she was 11, sleeping next to me. I was 22 btw ^^

>>723510812
Don't tell me you are doing this after playing Call of Duty.

>>723510801
as is 95% here...

>>723510816
Older than I should have been. Don't get me wrong. I never touched her, and i never would have while she was underaged. Looking ain't illegal. Touching is. I would now though, if given the chance.

>>723509430

I haven't killed anyone, but I personally can't wrap my head around the idea that people get emotionally damaged when they kill people.

Have you ever considered how weird it is that we as a race put this mystical value on human life? To the point where if someone suggests that animal life might even approach the value of a human, that most people (except PETA) automatically snort and dismiss it as ridiculous?

As organic beings we're constantly taking the lives of tens of thousands of organisms just by breathing them into our systems. We eat microbes that get stuck to our food just by being exposed to the air, they get dissolved by our stomach acid or killed by our immune system.

We kill bugs, and many people hunt and kill animals bigger than us without even giving it a second thought. On a galactic scale, we're nothing more than a little turdball floating in a sea of turdballs, and if all of us disappeared right now, the universe would be entirely unchanged.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some edgelord trying to belittle the sacrifices you made to this country, or try to tell you that you're not right to be fucked up, and like I said, I haven't killed anyone, so I can't possibly grasp what you're going through without going through it myself. But I've always found it kind of fascinating how killing people damages us, pretty much purely due to this imaginary value we put on human life as opposed to any other kind of life.

Never hurts to ask. Especially being in the medical field (especially emergency/trauma medicine) she could have come across something that fucked with her. Or she could be dealing with personal stuff too. Like I said, never hurts to ask and offer help.

>>723510304
He was easily 8+ inches and so thick.

The worst thing is how easily my girl took him balls deep.

>>723510842
I guess. It's odd as even just a month ago (last time we spoke) she seemed very into the conversation, was asking question, sorta complimenting me and what not. Then just died out and I tried texting her the other day and this happened

>>723510901
rekt ! but points for keeping it in the family. Did she not even stir?

>>723511021
You shouldn't feel too bad. After all, she *did* break up with him for a reason.

>>723509128
which ones hotter?

>>723510935
I'm not a greasy nerd who draws inspiration from video games like a retard. Our NJROTC commander used to be a SEAL and he liked to talk about it a lot, needlessly to say I took interest.

>>723511021
how big r u? are you both cut or uncut? who's cock looks 'nicer'?

>>723510940
Relax bro, who would not do it. we're male. eyes n dick first. luckily we control our physical desires!

>>723511111
Checked mate

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I'm a sack of shit who is scared to get a job because I fear challenge.

I tell people I returned home because a parent needed help after surgeries, and while that is partly true, I returned home because I ran out of money and my friend/landlord evicted me. I ruined his trust, and I squandered my money, and didn't do anything except sit on my ass and wait for it to happen.

I spent my 25th birthday crying on the toilet, because I went through some huge urinary incontinence deal that I don't think I've fully recovered from, now almost a year later. I lost two weeks of university classes because of that, said fuck it, and wore adult diapers and baggy black jeans to class to make it through the rest of the semester. Barely passed one of the two prereq classes I need to start an engineering major, failed the other. Now, a year later, still not in school, living at home, lost all the muscle mass I put on since March (afraid to go to gym because of said dick issue) and I weight 45 pounds more than I ever have in my entire life.


I now care for my disabled parent, who is somewhat deaf, and while the eyes are still there, they arent perfect. Parent speaks at Shakespearean length about everything, and the voice drives me crazy. TV is constantly on, constant sound in the house, makes it impossible to concentrate, so I stay in my room all day, door closed, either vidya, looking at porn despite the dick problem. Recently got back on meds, so hitting the books again to take IT exams to hopefully land some sort of job. I fear I'll have to take care of parent physically and financially and it feels like a monstrous burden, considering now I'm about to lose my insurance from their policy.


Things aren't good right now.


I'm also a tremendous faggot who, while handsome/charismatic enough to pull some damn fine women, I fear the size of my dick will be the cause of my relationship failure, so I project that fear onto them, and thus, they leave, cause who wants an insecure POS.

>>723504910
i can't stop killing hookers and torching their corpses in abandon buildings and remote fields.
i don't even fuck them or anything and actually view my "crimes" as service to society.
they're already dead inside, no one will miss them, and law enforcement doesn't care about some junky whore who got mixed up with the wrong customer.
i give them the drugs they want. always meth or heroin and always a lethal dose.
a bottle of lighter fluid and a book of matches later and they're no longer littering the city streets.
i do this with hobos too, except i get them blind drunk before i bludgeon them to death and set them alight.
i'll never stop.
i'll never be stopped.
yfw i'm posting this behind 7 boxxies.

>>723511178
OK good. Will you be heading to Camp Pendleton?

>>723509377

The sisters probably made an arrangement.

>>723510988
>human life as opposed to any other kind of life.

but as Humans we are different- exceptionally so- from any other life form that we know of.

>>723511021
happened to me exactly the same, luckily before the days of vids on phones... etc. though i saw his shlong in the shower.

>>723511299
Dubs of kek.

>>723511021
Who cares? Vaginas adapt to the penis. A couple weeks after she stopped fucking him I'm sure she tightened back up and average satisfying.

>>723510304
This is pathetic man.

Gonna give you some 100 advice here. If she is cumming when you fuck her, aka having an orgasm. Then you should shut your fucking bullshit kid-mouth and enjoy it as well.

You're very naive and young. Your low self-esteem is blistering through here, so some bro-advice, if shes cute and into you, then fucking stop thinking so much about bullshit that -->in the end of the day, doesn't fucking matter.

The fact that you went to her ex and asked, will make it back to her, because hes gonna tell her eventually.

Seriously man just grow the fuck up.

You'll learn eventually.

Remember this post

I know you will think of it later when she dumps you or you finally realize you were being a fucking CHILD.

>>723504910
I don't consider myself gay but I love to jerk off with people on omegle no matter if its a guy or girl

>>723504910
i fucked your mom

I live and work together with my twin sis.
We have a relationship that goes far beyond normal. Sleep in the same bed, snuggle and yes, even sex.

>>723511423
WTF, a vagina aint a fucking transformer

>>723511201
He was uncut and 4 inches longer than me easily.
You could see her pussy gape every time he pulled out.
>>723511365
How did you handle it?

When my wife and kids aren't home I got into my kids playroom and watch Zootopia, because I wish I had a relationship like Nick and Judy

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>>723511527

>>723511570
how did it start? greentext?

>>723511492
son your queer. the fact that your fapping for someone you don't know in cyber space, is irrelevant.

I like Rebecca Blacks music

>>723511570
pics?

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>>723511255
last bit:

I also lurk /d/ a lot because I like futa, and would secretly love to be a sexy little waifu with a tremendous cock. Not in trans style, not a fan of trannies, but in just the /d/ style futa.


I don't think I'm dumb - some days I wonder why I'm not doing more considering my intelligence, then other days I wonder if the janitor is smarter than me.

I want to do good for the world and give it something. I don't want to die without someone remembering me.

>>723511578
Guess what.

It is.

Fucking virgins.

>>723510812

If you don't go Seals, go EOD. I wish I had when I had the chance.

>>723511341

Sure, I'm not denying that we have our reasons that are perfectly logical in our heads as to why we're a higher life form.

I'm just questioning why it matters so much psychologically when it comes to taking a person's life, and maybe it's all lowkey religiously motivated with the idea of the afterlife and souls and shit, even if people are atheist it's got that subconscious idea of "I don't wanna fuck with that."

>>723511598
we never penetrated sex, bj's, 69's etc. we laughed it off. she was fine as i used to eat out her asshole for hours.

>>723511299
Madman
Come to LA, we've got too many hookers and bums.

>>723510126
Starting to get into the SCA, archery specifically. Its surprisingly relaxing.

my comment about fucking kids was deleted. I MISS PLAYING WITH YOUNG BOYS

>>723511989
>SCA
medieval stuff?

I also want to get fucked by an old homeless man.

>>723511993
James Alefantis? John Podesta?

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Why don't you check out Snapchatz .com leak your crush nudes

>>723511083

she stirred after i put half of my pinky in her v

>>723511578
Virgo detected
You'll never know what a vagina smells like, while last week I was fucking an 18 yo Mexican qt with daddy problems. I'd finger her while she grabbed my dick and rubbed it against her clit like a toy, and I'd have her suck her fingers clean that were in her pussy. Hours of fucking and came on her ass. Bitches need dick. Too bad you're a pussy.

>>723512175
was she the only candidate?

>>723509430
John?

>>723512271
>>723512175
Rot in hell Pedos. Btw I tipped the FBI.

>>723504910
I often fap outside when i go take the trash out late at night, once even went fully naked (it's like a 100m walk in the open).
I love it and it's fun as hell.

>>723512477
no pics, vids or captives here ever sunshine. try again.

>>723512271

yes i slept only with her that night :D

>>723511669
Alright.
>We have been super close since birth pretty much, done everything together.
>Pretty much the second we hit puberty we began exploring each other. Mother found out, chaos at home..
>Our entire teens were shit because of it.
>We finish our education, I move in to a flat a few hours from home.
>She lives in another town for a while, but we get depressed when apart.
>Like being torn in half.
>Finally she knocks on my door, asks if she can move in. Yes.
>Live together for 5 months, not had sex yet though, still that mental stop from childhood and being told it's wrong.
>Get new job offer, another country. I accept.
>Move there, sis comes with me,
>Buys small house, sis get employment at the same company.
>Spending all our time together again.
>Cuddle every night watching movies and tv shows. Even kiss a few times, mostly with a "haha" kind of feel.
>Eventually it just happened. She crawled into my bed at night (happened sometimes) but at some point it turned into sex.
>Just lying there, inside her.
That was how it all started.
Now we are pretty much living like any other couple.
But still have another bedroom with her stuff in it in case friends come over. If we only had one bed etc it would look strange. We can't afford that.

>>723504910
I've fucked three girls within 6 hours of eachother, all of which thought they were my girlfriend and none of them found out

>>723512719
good for applying the breaks!

>>723512816
did the same bro, i shit you not. but mine was on board a cruise liner.

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I wanna fuck my cousin

>>723512816
Was their combined weight less than 500 lbs? If so, congratulations.
I have a feeling it's not though.

Have fucked my friends wife off and on over the past about 7 years now. we took a 4 year break but just early this month fucked again. love filling her pussy with my load.

>>723513088
Does he know?

>>723504910
Sometimes I sneak into my moms room and suck on the dildo she uses, then put it in my ass. Gets me so hard. I don't clean it cause the thought of her using it again after me turns me on.
She's had 3 UTI's and doesn't know why.

>>723512840

there was one time when she was 13 that she was so wet that i fit my middle in her pussy without her even breathing harder.... (she was asleep)

>>723511947
I should. Jersey and New York are getting old and I'm starting to think my luck will wear out.
LA could probably use 10 of me and still no cops would care and few would notice.
Fucking cess pool. Thanks for the invite, kind stranger.

>>723506182
Oh yeah ? Thank you cause I am Gary Johnson

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I used to watch my parents sex tapes and jerk off to them when I could (pic related)

Be me, 22
>Travel out of state for a cousin's wedding.
>Staying with aunt and uncle
>They have a big house, but a lot of relatives are staying there
>I'm put in a room with my little cousin, 12
>Inappropriate things happened.

>>723513320
always asleep wtf?

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>>723508118
i gotchu /b/ro

>>723513168
No lol the poor sap thought he took her virginity too. I have proof and once I get her pregnant we're going to announce that we're together and they're over. This pretty much all started cause in high school my friend embarrassed me really bad then kissed my girlfriend. Paybacks a bitch.

>>723504910
Loli time
http://streamboobs.com

>>723513499
Jesus

>>723504910
>Be me, 11 years old
>Sitting with my 6 year old brother
>Wonder what would happen if I punch him in the balls as hard as I can
>Do it
>He screams in pain and cries for an hour
>Parents believed me when I told them it was an accident

Still feel guilt about this, 15 years later.

>>723509377
This is that special place, you're already here so tell us moar..

I'm only banging one girl to get to another. And they are sisters. I know this is not appropriate behavior, but I'm going to keep doing it.

>>723513339
I have a feeling we'd be good friends.

Molested by stepmother, she made me cum as I was 16 and had first GF which also makes me cheater. Now I can't stop fapping to cheating or stepmother porn

>>723504910
I tie rabbits to my dogs tail and watch him spin them to death while trying to chase his tail. Then he devours them.

>>723513785
molested at 16? are you wheelchair bound with no tongue?

>>723513785
>>723513867
By a woman too.
You're either weak as fuck, or you enjoyed it.

>>723513695
I get that feeling too.

>>723513867
Well I didn't say that. I actually liked it. She had perfect tits and booty and was 8 years older and 14 years younger than my father

>>723506146
Lol funny cuz my bf likes to fuck me in my sleep and cum inside

>>723513447

don't want to ruin her life

>>723514077
molested "google" = ?

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>>723513168
he knows she had given me a BJ one time long ago before they were married...but that is all

I never told anyone this but when I was in Prison I got blown by 2 black men and eventually fucked one of them .

>>723512169
no nigger

I one time burned a house down. There where people in there. Most of the people in survived by running out but one alcoholist did not make it and died. I myself drived away at the time i stated the fire but i heard about it in the news next day.

>>723513499
IDK who the hell you are but you aren't me lol

>>723513615
that guy replying wasn't actually me, he was faggot

>>723513447

also i fingered a couple of little girls when they were not asleep

>>723511570
twin sister ? so it is like fucking yourself ?
or do you think about someone else ?

>>723511299
i feel srry for u. i hope u get jailed just like robert pickton

Not the worst tng ever but my biggest secret is my fetish. I like to get all geeked out and watch facesitting domination videos mainy femdom lesbians to feel less pathetic.

>>723513280
I sneak into my moms room and smell her feet while she sleeps while I jerkoff

>>723504910
I cum in my sisters makeup and shampoo.

>>723510988
well, im in the minority. but i dont kill bugs (except for when theres an infestation). and im vegan. so there.

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>>723505916

>>723514409
What? I think of her..
And no, it's like having sex with the woman I love the most in this world.

>>723514506
Spare me your cliche response and false pity.
You're only enabling these heathens.
They'd stab you and your family to death for another fix, another bottle.
There are 7.45B humans. There's more where they came from.

>>723505916
kek

>>723511299
You could use megans law to do this to pedophiles they always cry like bitches just brainstorming, would be seen been less of a dick move of yours.
and people would probably go the perverted man got what he deserved something like that.

>>723511299

typical americunt, he thinks he can be "the law". Hope you get in prison asap

>>723504910
I have won ten of millions on a lottery
I now travel anonymously, donating money to those i believe needs it

>>723509430
War is like that and it doesn't make you a bad person. In war every act is annulled due to circumstance. The morality of everyday life doesn't apply. I'm sorry you feel bad, but it's not your fault. You're put in a position and you do what the needs of the day dictate. If you hadn't killed those 117 people, they'd have been killed by someone else. If you hadn't killed them, they'd have killed someone else. This is the reality of war. It's not your fault and it's okay. I hope one day you will move past it and make peace with what you feel you've done wrong.

>>723513031
... Is that your cousin?

>>723514506
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>yfw I'm posting behind 7 boxxies.

Wew lad. You outted yourself as a newfag, a moralfag, and a regular old run-of-the-mill gullible fag. Way to take the b8.

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>>723508811
that's pretty fucking hot

>>723509377
Was her idea...

ive had sex with my neighbors girlfriend on numerous occasions. he doesn't know because he thinks we're just best friends. nah, we've been fuck-friends for about a year now.
here's the catch though, im also a female.

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>>723507356
My good friend, Andy Dufresne lost a fight to them...


Poor Andy.

>>723514903
If only. The problem with pedos is that they're on someone's radar and therefore too risky of a target. Sadly, I have to rely on the inmates inside and the system has begun protecting those turds from the general population. Some shit about "cruel and unusual punishment."
Disgusting that they're granted privileges and considerations they never afforded their victims.
Still, I smile when I think of that guy who wrecked Dahmer. Shoved a broken broom up his anus. Kek. The world needs a lot more of that guy and a lot less of Dahmer.

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>>723504910
Qualified as a civil aviation mechanic 2 years ago
£29k a year to start and ive blown 70%or so on cocaine and ecstacy filled nights ...feels bad man.

>>723514912
Sigh. Typical Eurocuck. Lays back while shit falls to pieces around him and blames everything but his own apathy and spinelessness while condemning those with the resources, fortitude, and will to improve their own situation. Feeble. Immolate yourself.

>>723515315
finally a femanon with her contribution. anything more to add.

>>723515315
I call bullshit.

I (17 at the time) accidentally walked in on my little sister (just turned 9 then) in the bathroom, naked with a hairbrush halfway inside her vagina. I'd never thought of her in any sort of sexual way before, or any kid for that matter. I just couldn't get that red little face and heavy breathing out of my head.

Later that night I went into the bathroom and found her brush (unwashed!!!) and almost instantly had a screaming erection, probably that hardest I had ever been even to this day. I took a whiff and got super lightheaded. Of course I had to taste it. I was pretty much in a primal state by then.

After I started sucking on it I gave myself only like 2 or 3 strokes and fell to my knees as I erupted halfway across the bathroom tile. It was and is the best fap I ever had in my life.

After that I ended up periodically snatching her used panties out of the laundry to shoot my load into while I sucked off her poorly hidden masturbation brush.

I ended up "accidentally" walking in on her a couple of times after that and even set myself to be walked in on mid-fap, but nothing ever came of it.

I had thought, nearly planned, on many occasions to set up my phone to film her masturbating or spike her some sleep aid to fondle her or lick her pussy when she was out, but I just could never manage to lower myself to that level of degeneracy. I never touched her sexually.

I almost, nearly grew out of it when I had my first GF and lost my virginity about 1.5 years after the initial walk-in. I say nearly because to this day even though I have my own place, I still have 4 pairs of her panties, and I still occasionally get fap sessions out of these memories when normal porn just isn't doing it for me.

>>723515603

i'm happy to be here in eu...

>>723515614
not much else to add. other than explicit details, that is
>>723515669
go ahead, but it's true.

>>723515813
I want to believe.(next time say 13 not 9)

>>723506382
Anymore advice?

I can just come clean with her about how I feel just to get it off my chest. Or something else EMT related?
Dunno, I am mostly concerned with our friendship, if you can call it that?

>>723515813
And here's the continuation of the campaign to normalize and "raise awareness" about pedophilia. Fuck sakes. They're even calling them "pedosexuals" now in an effort to legitimize child rape.
MFW the lefties will totally support this in a few years after the gays, transexuals, and muslims have gone out of fashion as virtue signaling props.
Just another detestable demographic being exalted and lifted on the shoulders of the dumb and the wicked.

>>723515997
I'm all ears hon. My GF's snoring.

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I always show my penis to my friends gamers by skype

>>723515971
And yet you feel the need to talk shit about another country. Your bullshit is showing.
Enjoy the kebab and that false feeling of superiority.
You might be fooling yourself, but you're not fooling anyone here.
Cheers.

traps r gay

>>723516126
someone left a comment pretty same'ish in the daily wire today..worrying stuff.

>>723506382
I'm an EMT. Unless you aspire to get on with the FD or flight, turn back now. There is no money here and eventually you start feeling like a glorified taxicab cause people abuse the system like no tomorrow.

One time in 2nd grade I stuck my hand in my ass and wiped shit on the bottom of a girls desk.

>>723515813
0/10

>>723516126
wow you're pretty delusional

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>>723516365
away from 4chan he has a very valid point.

>>723505718
Hey- where do you live?

>>723509430
ted cruz?

>>723516245

I have no sense of superiority. You have one if you think that you can be above the law and go and kill people you think deserve it. Your mind is shit.

>>723516305
>>>723516126 (You)
>someone left a comment pretty same'ish in the daily wire today..worrying stuff.

Glad someone else is concerned. Mark my words, it's coming.
The article in Salon last year was a big wake up call for me. I suspect that there will be severe backlash if the Party of Tolerance and Moral Superiority tries to push this much further.
If they do, I hope the streets run red.
Tolerance for LEGAL sexual lifestyles is one thing, lowering the age of consent to decriminalize pedophilia is quite another.
We shall see.

>>723506208
Elrico?

>>723516307
I was gonna be with my Volunteer FD. So, I wasn't gonna get paid anyway. Besides it could help with finding a Nursing job after I graduate as I'll already have some medical experience

I also accept that I will basically be a professional bandaid putter-onner and cab driver.

>>723506182
You dont say?
Well, im the REAL Gary Johnson, and i just want to say thanks for your support!

>>723516029
Unfortunately this is a true story. I had already graduated and moved out by the time she was 13.

>>723516591
I hear you bro, thnk fuk i have no kids , cause no time. but "extreme liberals" need liquidating.

>>723506382
You have two options
1. Kill yourself
-or-
2. Refer to option one

>>723516598
jimmy choo?

>>723516692
9 already doing the dirty? where did she get the ideas, your porno magazines?

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>>723504910

I threw a broken fridge into a ditch because I was too cheap to properly dispose of it.

>>723516365
Found the pedo enabler.
Enjoy your "pizza" sick fuck.
This isn't a threat as I don't know you, but bad things have a way of happening to bad people.
Something tells me there's a lot of suffering at the end of the tunnel for you.

How's this for "delusion"???

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/salon-removes-pro-pedophilia-articles-written-todd-nickerson-website/


That site may be partisan garbage, don't know, didn't research, but Todd Nickerson and his bullshit was very real and Salon's support of pedophilia was as well.

Here's another.
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2017/02/salon-shouldnt-have-unpublished-its-pedophilia-article.html

>>723504910
I have an incest fetish

>>723516743
so do "extreme conservatives". extreme anyone really

>>723513069
Pretty sure his girlfriends weren't 9 year old children, so yeah safe to say

>>723516138
well, here goes
first of all, her boyfriends dick is tiny. it's 4" when fully erect and the girth is minimal. i feel bad for him sometimes because she'll call me up when she's horny and not him.
second, i've seen them fuck before (im really comfortable with nudity and shit around me so i don't really care) and her orgasms with him are weak. she moans a couple of times and she's done but somehow a couple of fingers in the right place make her shake.
also he is a 9fagger

>>723516625
Lol I'm actually finishing up nursing school because 911 is just shit. I suppose if you're in a rural area though it might be better since people out there usually don't call for bullshit. When you have posts in the inner city you get a ton of chronic pain issues where these assholes just don't want to take the bus and don't take care of themselves. Don't get me wrong there are some critical calls, but far and few between. At least in a hospital setting you can do something for these people (if you're interested in ER) or better yet ICU where you have legitimately sick patients.

>>723510812
Luis

>>723516307
Explain? How do they abuse the system?

>>723516884
"found the ____" overused bullshit. you don't know shit about me

>>723516913
fair enough. agree.

>>723516545
Whatever you say, friend. You don't sound happy though. Someone piss in your garden? Kebab take your missus for a nonconsensual shag?
Haha.
>I have no sense of superiority.
>Your mind is shit.
Pick one. You can't go three sentences without contradicting yourself.

>>723513339
L.a is americas home for serial killers. Ask me how i know.

>>723516834
Not sure really. We never communicated about anything sexual, and I know my parents hadn't given her the talk. I assume she learned it from a friend. I learned about masturbation from a friend when I was 11.

>>723516945
>150 lbs girls are unheard of
You must be morbidly obese.

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>>723516913
Yeah. Wow. Those Westboro Baptist assholes and their cartoonish fucking signs are totally the same thing as lefty pederasts.
I want to agree with your sentiment, but it's obvious you're more interested in the political party affected than the problem itself.

>>723517167
Not obese just retarded. I thought he said 6 girls, which would be 84 pound girls.

>>723517033
Well in the county I work in we can't refuse transport. So anytime anyone wants to go to a hospital for ANYTHING we have to take them. The idea behind an ambulance is that it's there for EMERGENCY services. These people call when they run out of their meds, when they have a headache, when they feel sad, and no joke I've transported a couple of people who wanted to go to the hospital cause they couldn't sleep...one could argue you're still providing a service for these people, sure. But it's not the intended use of an ambulance. For these people I literally have no interventions for them other than "k I'll drive you to the hospital I guess."

>>723516996
does she joke about him with you, tells you of her dissatisfaction with him? why is she still with him?. do they live separately. thnx.

>>723517054
Haha. Didn't read those links did ya?
Yeah. I know enough about you to know that your indignant response indicates I was mostly accurate...maybe entirely. "You don't know shit about me." Haha. You say THAT and then accuse others of "overused bullshit."
Sorry, pedo advocate. If the shoe fits, shut the fuck up and walk it off.

>>723513445
>>Inappropriate things happened.
story?

>>723517119
jesus. fair enough, thnx for replying

Have huge thing for my best friend.
Dont want to try anything because shes really only friend I have thats not away at college so I'm emotionally torn as to what to do.

>>723517112
How?

>>723510611
For what?

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>>723509430
Hey man, I don't know if you're a US Veteran or not, but here is a Veteran's Crisis Hotline, you don't deserve to die, you deserve to live; you're a stronger man than most people on here. Don't be a statistic, live on for everyone else who is gone, even those people that are dead.

https://www.veteranscrisisline.net/

You can reach out to me if you want at: [email protected]

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>>723513626
haha.i punched my big brother in the balls all the time when i was a kid. hahahahahaha....don't even feel bad. he was at least 18 or something and told my mother i'm not his brother anymore

>>723517007
I live in Suburban Metropolitan NY, where my VFD is the largest coverage area @ alost 17sq miles, with a population of 32,000 or so. But daily District Wide responses are low @ 7 or so a day covering EMS and FD call, in District or Mutual Aid.

And I was planning on going into ER probably. Also I was planning on becoming an EMT way before deciding on Nursing, so the nursing bit is not my only motivation for this

>>723517098

dude you kill people and you think that's normal, enough said. You're sick

>>723517498
dont do it, maybe wait till your older and you find yourself somewhere with her in reach. meet up again in the future etc..keep a good friendship going. always good to have handy. sex confuses .

>>723511051
Jesus you sound like a beta fuck. She's obviously not interested in you if she doesn't respond. Also she may have a guy in her life now and had decided to cut contact with her beta orbiters 'aka you'

>>723511111
FUCKING QUINTS

>>723517632
see
>>723515089

another gullible fucktard lured in.
summer starts earlier every year in this place.

>>723517334
Which country are you from if you don't mind me asking anon?

>>723517498
Ask her casually to be friends with benefits. It's the best way to break through the friend zone without showing emotional attachment.

>>723517632
>you think that's normal, enough said. You're sick
Oh, and I thought it was "normal," but congrats on that 4th grade reading level, champ. I'm sure you'll find out what happened to the cat in the hat some day.

>>723517844
USA. But I had said County, sir. And it's Clark County. Basically Las Vegas

>>723517351
yes, she's still with him because he's depressed as hell and he had a crush on her since middle school; she said she'd feel too guilty, yeah they live separately

>>723515089

i really fingered a 8yr girl

>>723517814
Or, shit could happened beyond her control? Or has been busy as shit her job's, school or Fire House? A whole host of reasons could be behind it.

>>723517950
fuck. ***Never said I thought it was normal***
Getting pretty damn tired and not really proofreading shit anymore.
Only 9pm here. Don't even have the energy to go torch a hobo in your name.
There's always Saturday night.

>>723517987
Congrats. Hope someone bludgeons you and sets your body on fire. Win-win for the world.

>>723517855
WRONG. He should casually ask her out for drinks and see how she focuses on him or the other dudes walking around. End of night offer to take her home and wait for her to make a move. do not try to finger bang in car or squeeze a titty in the back of taxi. (yet)

>>723517351
yeah, she said she'd feel guilty, and yeah they live separately

>>723510032
i'm with you

>>723508811
How old was she?

>>723517992
Lol sure man keep telling yourself that. Here's some life advice if a girl is even remotely interested in you she'll message you back. It takes a minute to send a txt, no ones too busy for that if she actually cared

>>723518182
Lmao. Dating advice on 4chan is always solid entertainment. Not even saying it's bad advice, but the phrasing is always kek-worthy.
Thanks, anon. It was a shitty day, but reading "do not try to finger bang in car or squeeze a titty in the back of taxi. (yet)" was sort of a game changer.

Not a secret. I just can't find this fucking song I used to listen to back in the day.

All I remember is that a woman sang it, it was like a rock song, someone covered it (some guy) In the original mv, I remember a van driving away at the end.

The title was "How fast can we go" or "How far" or something like that.

If anyone can help me out I'd apreeciate it. It's not even a good song, I just need to remember it because it won't stop bothering me.

>>723517981
Jesus...I feel sad for her being trapped cause a dude has feelings n stuff. not the way to enjoy life unless shes fucking ugly! which i doubt. tell her to move on, he'll get over it. its part of growing up, LIFE./. man up/ jesus. it'll be worse in the long run for both of them.

>>723518160
why? he lived the dream. stop wishing bad things to him,dude.

>>723518332
Glad to read this. Had this "friend" a while back who would take days or weeks to reply to a simple one or two line text. Told him to fuck off because I had the same thought (no one's too busy to send a simple text message if they actually cared.) Glad to be rid of that fat, beta, self-pitying cuck.

>>723518332
I've been that busy before to not respond. I would put it off until I have a chance, but then it will slip my mind.

I've done it to her, and to my closest friends

>>723518182
Fucking moron.

>>723518495
More pedo advocates and still people think I'm "delusional" for noticing that fucks are trying to legitimize one of the more despicable human practices.
The misery we spread will come back to haunt us. I can stand by my actions and words. Can you say the same?

>>723517498
>>723517855
>>723518182
>>723518337
Actually, he should ask her to go mini golf. Surprisingly works a lot. So far, I got pussy 4/4 times.

Going again Friday with a Katelyn

>>723508781
Norwegian?

>>723518337
43 YO. over 400 kills. i know my shit. regardless of media portrayal of the youth..been there so often and w/ muh tiny pecker too. always got invited back. Sense of humor is key.

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When I get depressed, I stop eating and lose a lot of weight. I used to be dangerously thin and some have described it as an eating disorder. So my boyfriend thinks I'm gaining a lot of weight because I'm trying to get over that and/or preparing for bad times.

But secretly it's my fetish. I really hope he doesn't dump me for getting too fat. I've gained 45 lbs in the last year. 20 of it since we met 6 months ago.

>>723518715
Thanks anon I'll definitely do this

>>723518666
i'm not trying to legitimize anything. but just out of curiosity: why don't you kill yourself?

>>723518752
No? Why?

>>723518715
I'm not sure of the age here? is subject 14 18 25 30?

>>723518518
It's clear you already have your mind made up, but if I was a beting man I'd place money on she has little to no interest in you. Sorry to be harsh but that's reality. Last bit of advice i have for you is don't become 'that guy' who keeps sending girls messages when they don't respond, it looks desperate and girls can smell it a mile away

>>723518453
good advice dude, thanks

>>723518797
age?