Your age: Number of women you've fucked: >NO TROLLING EDITION

>>723500009
16
3

Be honest.

>>723500720
Honest as hell man

29
0
>lying about this shit on /b/

seriously faggots?

>>723500009
23
1

26
7

>>723500009
31
Approximately 15.

>>723500009
>21
>2

23
11

36
15

26
12

>>723500009
35
27

34.
1.

23
29

19
3

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>>723500009
>33
>200+
i own a locally popular swingers website

27
1 (to my beautiful wife that I love)

17
0

>22
>0

>>723500009
27
8
And 6 guys, god damn I love being bi.

27
0

B-but I'm not kissless.

>>723500009
38
0
:'(

21
1,5 (only fingered my first gf)

19
4

16
0

>>723502062
Neat. Can you explain to us monogamous folks how swingers avoid STIs / STDs? Seems like that would be a fuckin' nightmare.

20
1, repeatedly for a year though

18
1

>>723500009
25
4

>>723500009
27
2

To be fair, I've been with the same girl since I was 18 though.

31
0

>>723500396
>>723502162
>>723502309

MODS! MOOOOOOOOOOODS!

Underage b&

>>723500009

28
4

Though I've been dating/fucking my wife for 8 years now and I had a longterm gf in high school ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>723500009
21
7

>>723500009
24, as of January, and I've genuinely lost count.

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38
7

20
1
Just broke up with my long term gf tho, so I'm hoping to double/triple that number in the coming weeks

>>723500009
29
0

24
0
am fag.

>>723500009
33
0

i will remain pure for the moment i marry.

>>723500009
21
0

27
50
Am ashamed.

>23
>30-35

No kidding. I once did 15 chicks in 2 months.

>>723500009
Age: 23
3

I bet I'm the only 70 year old on 4chan.

Lots. Can't begin to remember.. In the early 1970's I had a bus with a mattress in it and a couple buddies who played in a local band. We would fuck em three at a time.

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>>723500009
21
2
A black girl in high school
Current gf of almost two years.

>>723502313
that's an excellent questions
>wear a condom
>only bareback people you can trust
It's about being responsible with your sexuality.
>i have barebacked a lot of woman and never had an issue, its about picking who you do what with.

I'm a fag, so I don't fuck women. But I fucked a dude that later decided he was some kind of non-linear special snowflake piece if shit and became a tranny. Does that count?

19
7

18
0

>>723500009
>27
>Zero

Kissless virgin. I have zero interest in one night stands but would be ok with a girlfriend. My only offers in life were obese women and single mothers. I would rather be a virgin.

>>723500009
28
1

Only being with 1 girl has been eating at me a lot recently. I feel like I'm just missing out on other pussy.

30
26

33
10

25
4

>>723500009
22
4
2 only bj

>>723502896
That should be non-binary. Fuck autocorrect

>>723500009
18
5

24
13
gonna marry the last one

20
# of women:,NA
Only taken dick up the ass

19
9

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10
I don't swear

29
34
dont give a fuckk, only used rubber on one chick out of the 34, No STDs.

32 years old somewhere around 50-60 women stopped counting towards the end of my 20's

>age 21
>sex'd 11
>bj 20

20
Like 0.5
>long story short, was fucking her whilst drunk and halfway through it went limp, couldn't get it back up so just gave up and slept.
Anyone else had this happen?

>>723503195
Good on ya dude

28
34.

>>723500009
29
8

>>723500009
27

40

Women are whores in my country

38.
Gonna try for 39 tonight. She's on her way over to the house right meow.

>>723503340
Yes.
Stop wanking so much. Stop wanking at all until you do the sex.

>>723500009
28
2

>>723500396
>>723502162
>>723502309
enjoy the ban

>>723502795
I play music. Can confirm the ladies just sort of throw themselves out there. And this is 2017. The 70's must have been great.

21
2

>>723503340
Whiskey dick probably, but yeah dont jack it

>>723500009
24
3

>>723503473
Thing is i wank normally once a day, at night. Is that too much?
Also my sisters wedding is in a week so I'm just going to fuck her like 5/10 mate.
I'm at least a 7/10 maybe so should be easy enough, the girl apparently has low self esteem

>>723500009
Age 25
2...sad..real sad

>>723500009
64
17 (two one-nighters with hookers)

>>723503670
Too much. Don't wank between now and then and you should be fine.

>>723500009
24
9

>>723503809
Thanks /b/ro.
Also would going that long without wanking not make me finish too quick?

>>723500009
Age:12
Women i've nailed: 25

26 including my cousin

>>723500009
20
1

>>723500009
24
I remember 8 but I think I'm forgetting one

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>>723500009
31
14

>>723500009
21
0

41
Somewhere between 50-100

>>723503579
Another thing, what is hard for people today to get is how little pot was available in the Midwest. Today anybody can get anything. Back in the 65-72 era, having some pot, was a bid deal. I didn't actually like getting high and screwing, but the ladies sure did.

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>>723500009
19
0

i dont think the number will change in the near future :-(

26

0

18 yo
2 fucked
5 fingered

30

About 25-30

>>723504016
Was she cute?

im 19
fucked 8
blow jobs from 25+

23
7

Haven't slept with any in the last 4 years.

>>723503908

Nah, honestly it'll take a while with reduced wanking before you only get full feeling. You might think it's a bit rubbish.

But, you know, you need to start fucking so even if you don't enjoy it a lot you've got to start somewhere.

>>723504161
EZ fix
>get on tinder
>like ugly or fat birds
>when you match just practice talking to them and getting them to bed
In the end, yeah they're not great fucks, but that's practice for when you match with someone you find attractive

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>>723500009
At least 40, I'm a man I'm 40.

>>723504385
Alright, cheers for the advice man! Appreciate it, wish me luck for next week!

>>723504388
the thing is that i believe tinder gives fatties the option to be picky, im below average looking (and a minority) so i don't expect anything lol

but ive never been on tinder so i dont really know... i wouldn't mind fucking uglies and fatties to gain some experience

>>723503970

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>>723504308
Well, see by yourself !
We only dated for 9 months, unfortunately.

>>723504556
Best of luck, /b/rother.

>>723500009
30 years old, fucked 4 girls. 2 of them fatties.. I really wish I was into big girls cause they are soo easy

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>>723502740
Old fag , summers coming

26
1 or 2 depending on definition.
She was pass out drunk and told me she didn't want to fuck, I was pretty rapey... pussy was loose and wet. 6 other people in the room, some slept through 2 woke up and said nothing going at the time then told me that I probably shouldn't have don't it.
No rugrats.

26

0

I have decent Job, 2 cars and house still can't get women

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24
1

Feels bad

>>723500009
age: 52
women fucked: around 35

>>723500009
29
4

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0

>>723504751
Most likely because you have the personality of a rock.

I'm 22 and I'm up to 8, currently in a committed relationship. Get out more, go to parties and talk about interesting things.

>>723504605
Just try it out man, you'll honestly be surprised with some matches you get! I'm not great looking but I've matched with girls way above my standards!
At the end of the day what have you got to lose? Just a bit of time on a dumb app

>>723500009
23
3
Number 2 and 3 while i've been in relationship with nr1.
still am in relationship with nr1

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>14?
Do drunken fucks you can't remeber count?

31
somewhere around 150-200?

38
11

4 since I got married

>>723500009

35.. And about that many women too.

28
20

age: 23
count: not sure but around 50. This is if you count guys aswell, I'm bi (but I think the girl/guy ratio is about 90/10)

14
0

22

1.5

>>723502968
You'd rather be a virgin than fuck a single mom? FGT

>>723500009

25

Maybe 12 or 14... could be more I stopped counting

40
26 women
5 Traps

43
over 400
(X) Maitre d cruise ships / Waiter in Switzerland

>>723502430
look at this hysterical faggot
"MOOOOoooOOoooOOOOODS"
seriously commit suicide. shotgun, back of mouth, do it now.

>>723502968
Don't become a wizard.
Fuck a hooker or something bro.
Or just get them to suckyou

29
i dunno
1000?

5 women and I'm 21.

>>723505321
back of mouth? wtf you on, nigger?

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>>723505071

Was thinking of fucking this 18yo I met.. but dealing with that ages mentality is starting to not be worth the sex.
Pic related.

43
0

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31
Approx 20 - 25, I think? Girl I had been with forever and thought I was gonna marry left me for another man when I was 28 and I went on a one year fuck binge. Then met and fell in love again. 2 years later. She left me a month ago. Started the fuck binge again but instead of it being fun I just felt empty.

I now have no desire to sleep with anyone or even associate with womem romantically I'm not sure if I'll ever date again. Kinda troubled by this.

>>723505552
this is bate. other 43 Y.O.

20
0
I should kill myself.
I'm 155 cm tall BTW.

Pulled a hat trick once...3 different girls in 1 day. 2 were sisters in separate instances/locations

>>723500009
18
33

20
3

>>723504939
you know what? fuck it, ill try it out, thanks man

>>723504605
Do it brother!! Fatties are so fucking easy. You could bust your cherry tonight if you really wanted to. They want to fuck, have low self-esteem, and if they have a little drink in them it's even easier. Get out there and fuck a fattie, faggot! You never have to even talk to her again. It helps you learn the ropes, and boosts your confidence a lot

>>723500009
25
10

>>723505733
if yus serious, then no. Given the fact tha only the succesful ones usually talk about things like this, it might be hard to believe that being a virgin past teen years is perfacts normal and quite common all over the world (if you don't count clutures that allows sex with kids ofc)

>>723505733
155cm?! damn dude... im 164cm and i thought it couldn't be worse

>>723505998
downloading tinder right now lol

if i happen to lose my virginity it's thanks to you and the other anon

20
3

32
2

Married the second one

>>723506281
It'll happen if you want it to, my man. I promise. If you're open to fucking a fattie you may as well have already been laid. They really are that easy

12 your mom

>>723500009
25
1

We're still together.

>>723502229
Tell your sad story anon

23
0

>>723506793
MODS!!! UNDERAGE B&!!!

>>723506837
25
1

We aren't.

18
0

Fuck niggers

34
1
We started dating at 16. Been together eversince.

>>723506837
OK so now the one question that comes to mind is this: how many guys has she fucked? Be honest

>>723501350
same

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23
9

>>723500009
30/ 13

19
7
mostly sluts

28, something like 24 might have forgotten a few. In relationship past 9 years.

>>723500009
25
28

>>723500396
MODS. BAN. YOU FUCKERS BAN ME WHEN I WAS JOKING AROUND ABOUT BEING UNDERAGE. FUCKING BAN HIM.

27
9

>>723500009
20 and 5

19
2

>>723507201
Nigger detected

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>>723505552
yer a wizard harry

>>723507346
Kek

20
-1
getting pegged counts right

>>723505552
Is this bait, or just a true wizard?

25

20+

>>723507201
good for you anon. sluts are the best

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>>723500009
Age: 22
Number of women I've fucked: 1

Pic related, left is my gf and the only girl I've fucked. Right is her friend that she talks about having a threesome with. Should I do it?

>>723506837
>>723507123
I'm waiting for an answer

>>723500009
>falling for the 3D meme

Senpai no baka

21, 3. WOMEN ARE A MEME

>>723500009
>18
>1
Still with her

>>723507658
No don't do it. It will be a really unpleasant experience.

>>723500009
36
20 But 1 for the past 14 years.

>>723504652
needs hair

>>723502017
Same brothar!

>>723500009
>19
>1

>>723507658
dude her friend has a chin MADE for penetration. Do it.

16
1
>inb4 "mods"

>>723500009
29 soon to be 30.

1 girl fucked and I'm in a relationship with her currently.
I hadn't fucked until we started dating when I was 27, I almost became a wizard.

Now that I've had the penis in the vagina, I want to fuck more women but I have this relationship that's kind of good.

>>723500009
i don't want a 3 month ban again

>>723500009
32

13

>>723506793
MODS MODS MODS. 12 YEAR OLD USER. BAN HIM. BAN. BAN. BAN. BAN. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723500009
21
Only 1, paid for a nice looking hooker so I could end my curiosity about having sex and forget about the subject

>>723507976
it's only a 3 months ban and when you reset your IP clear the cookies because they store some ban data in the cookies, to make sure that nothing is left.

>>723500000

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>>723502795

and here I thought I would be oldest in the thread at 46

46
12 (not counting bj/hj)

>>723507826
I was thing that as well. Her friend is someone I've known for a long time and that factor alone seems like it could be weird. My gf isn't pushing it just offered.

>>723507956
lol

40
2

But I'm a chick, it was a college thing

>>723500009
24
>7
>5 anal

>>723502138
>27
>1 (to my beautiful wife that I love)

Married life = best life

>>723500009
22
4

23
2

>>723505144
MODS. 14 YEAR OLD USER. BAN. NOW
>>723507976
UNDER AGE USER 16. BAN. NOW.

>>723500009
28
0
Ive already accepted that my first will be a hooker at this point.

>>723508193
Same here wish I would have got 2.
30
1

22
6

>>723507990
Hey man, I might be able to make it easier for you to achieve your true goal. Answer this question: how many guys has she fucked? Do you even know? Does she even know?

>>723500009
34
1

35

19 I think. Lots of drunk parties.
Counting the one where the trailer trash girl raped me

19
1

I feel bad though. It was a 35yo married woman that I met on a sex chatroom on discord. Maybe 20-30lbs overweight. Has 4 kids. She tells me she's in love with me, idk if I should go back to her

>>723508128
You will live a sad, pitiful life, anon. I have a serious question though...... Did you like the smell of pussy?

>>723508281
stfu because of cucks like you i had to wait for 3 months. I WAS 17

27

19, and rolling

16
0 any tips /b/?

>>723500009
34 (35 next week)
stopped counting in the 50's few years back.

>>723500009
20
6

>>723507344
not a nigger XD just a fairly decent sized dick

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>23
>19 (only 3 or 4 were 8/10 hot or more) (lost my boner to a couple but still penetration for solid minutes)

17
0

>>723508526
lul check my last to digits

>>723508509
stop being a fucking faggot

>22
>10 with 2 of those just because oral counts. Or 10, counting 2 cousins I fucked when I was a kid

>>723508612
two*
you fucking mongoloid

>>723508576
And why the pic of a little boy? You like little boys? Reporting to FBI

>>723508281
no hes 0 and hes fucked 14 people

>>723508333
She's about as anti-social as I am, and according to her I'm the only one she's fucked.

23 1

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1

>>723508526
correction 20 yrs 7 chicks >>723508682 thank you

>>723508491
When I was 17, it was a very good year.
I started lurking /b/ in the autumn of the year.

39
36

23
3

>>723502354

im sorry to hear that

16yrs old, fucked 2 so far.

>>723508689

cmon don't talk shit about beans! he gets with more girls than any of us on this site combined

>>723500009
54

20ish

>>723508930
god amongst us

>>723500009
13
653+ i have sex eerreday

28
6

>>723508454
>you will live a sad pitiful live anon

Why? I don't have the same lust as other men and as I said I did that out of curiosity more than any other thing

And well, she showered before we fucked so it didn't smell bad of anything, kinda like sweat and genitals after a while

>>723500009
21
0

>>723508920
I started lurking /b/ when i was 12, i started posting when i was 14 and i got banned for Global 1 and 2 couple of times because i was attracted to girls my age at the time and because i was underage. I remember the good times.

>>723500009
20
2
>girl i lost my v-card to
>gf

32
50ish

>>723508813
If that is true, and you love her, then enjoy her fully because she is yours. If you cheat, it must be air tight. Be super careful. What you have there is actually a pretty cool setup. The grass is always greener and whatnot. Be careful bro

lmao ur all fucking loser lol im 7 and ive fuked 300 woman and 53 men you fucking beta males goml

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1

27
0

>>723509219
I know, I really don't want to ruin it, but I just wonder what I may be missing out on.
To be honest, she's quite lame in the sack.

Could say I'm 18 ;)
0

16
1

>>723509131
Did the smell of her clean, but wet, aroused pussy get your dick standing at attention though? You didn't answer my question.

24
22

28
6

31
18

>>723509370
Fuck other women, don't ever tell her about it, it works if you aren't stupid and a little bit of a scumbag, after fucking 4 different bitches I think you will be satisfied enough to marry your girl

>>723500009
39
>somewhat between 300 and 400 probably
>girls fall for me - don't know really why
>I look very good and have something mysterious they say
>still - I struggle with heavy depressions since childhood
>would like to be someone else

18
2.3- one was on mushrooms and couldn't focus enough to finish

>>723509493
Fyck you

63
1 woman
33 guys

>inb4 fag

>>723500009
29
15

>>723500009
Old
Plenty

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>>723500009
48
160ish

>>723509736
fag

39yrs

Approx 137...prolly more like 150..

>>723502138
Nice, you are a lucky guy.

45
0

>>723509370
I go my prudish ex wife to shit for me eventually. You're probably not into scat, but you get my point. I'm serious, if you cheat be super careful!

21
between 0 and 50 im sure

24

3

30
20

>>723500009
14
2

Age: 30
12 sexual partners

>>723500009
I'm 15 2

>>723502896
Of course it does

>>723500009
30 years, not sure how many; more than 40 for sure (some of them have been paid hookers, like 10 of them)

39

75+

>>723509516
I said it didn't smell bad or anythin, I thought it was kinda obvious that I meant that I didn't particularly loved it or hated it

And well yeah, I had a boner

>>723500009
25
3
gf, gf's sister then prostitute after that I sorta quit relationships

>>723510080
Actual faggot detected

>>723509736
fag

>>723500009
34
22

Slowed down in my late 20s.

>>723502138
I wanna have life like this
Btw I am 18 0 and probably will be 0 until 28

23
1
Feels good to have a faithful relationship.

>>723510186
Don't worry anon, wizardry is the patrician path

>>723507658
make a thread asking /b/ what you should do

>>723502413
Well its time to get layed, must be plenty of women with 31 0 in their scorebooks also so see if you can find one, that would be 2 zeroes erased.

>>723510055
> doesnt wven have hair on his balls
> got fucked

>>723510186
You're probably right if youre sporting that kind of shitty, self defeating attitude

49, 15. 14 of them in the past six years since my divorce.

18
0
oh well im gonna go and get some

>>723510297
Nice! That gives me some hope

>>723500009
33 And fuck if i know how many.

>>723510366
It's zero. Go to bed, sport. Don't you have school in the morning?

50
at least 35.. 20+ after my divorce 8 years ago.
5 married 3 were cucked husbands
6 guys sucked my cock
inb4 youre a fag, just like getting my dick wet and balls emptied

>>723500009
28
8 + 2 ONS-BJs + 4 Hooker-BJs

>>723510295
Well if I am shy as fuck since I have any sense of myself and have hard time trying to find friends in the new environment for the first 20 days I dont know what atidude I could have

>>723502260
Halfs don't count faggot, so you have 1

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>>723509895

anybody else avoided sex because of micro penis or other genital deformities?

>>723510639
What is "micro penis" to you?

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I honestly lost count after 40.

Sometimes when I drive by locations I remember a girl I fucked.

For example I found a girl on tagged and met her. Fucked her in the backseat at a bestbuy parking lot. While going to drop her off she asked if I wanted to meet her parents etc and family.

Nope and never talked to her again. Countless other stories too.

Met milf with fake tits and surgery at Applebee's. She drove us to local motel. She had adopted son who she dyed his hair to have a blonde streak.

She said I should get one, I said nope looks gay and I won't have a job.

We fucked but she was so angry and offended she didn't talk again.

>>723509666
Those satan trips tempting me.

>>723510688
just a head flacid
3 1/2-3 3/4 inches hard

>>723510519
I feel you dude, I'm your age and in the same spot

I have trouble making and keeping friends so idk what makes me think I could keep a girl around

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>>723510566
I did very well at Uni, I was there for some time first my BSc and then my PhD.
Girls away from home for the first time feel totally liberated, I am a lecturer at a Uni now and so must rely on faculty, the public and if I must... the wife.

>>723510519
How about starting with having a positive one, you fucking faggot. Wouldn't that help? Quit blaming other people and/or your situation for your shortcomings. You are in charge of you, if nothing else. Be a man. Read some Jack Donovan.

For those that have zero and are desperate, just pay for a hooker. Not a big deal at this point.

>>723510881
I am not blaming other people/situations for the shit I am in right now

>>723511018
That is not a good idea

>>723511076
This thread is almost dead. Look up the author I mentioned. Godspeed, brother