I work for the TSA anon, ask me anything.

Do you like your job? What do you do?

Can they see under your clothes with that spinny detection machine?

what's the weird thing you've ever found on someone.

every check out a hot girl through the xray machine?

and has someone every tried to smuggle something retarded onto a plane, if so what was it?

>>723498130
No, it sucks. But the pay is ok and benefits good

>>723498273
The old one's can since they used Xrays, but the new ones use millimeter waves so no.

>>723498309
>Guy came through the body scanner, his junk alarmed. Had to pat him down there, it was rolled up socks.

>Naw, they don't work that way anymore unfortunately.

>Not really, just the usual drugs and guns. Caught a dude with bear mace once, I guess that was retarded of him.

Not op but worked for tsa as well.

>>723498130
No, left after two years. Screened passengers and before I left was screening planes.

>>723498273
The body scanner? No. People come out looking like silver surfer. No distinguishing characteristics. They changed it up though to only show on a plain androgynous siloutte.

>>723498309
Weirdest? Dunno the regular embarrassing stuff.

No, my airport has the body scanners not X-ray.

Yes, tons of cocaine in virgin Mary statues.

>>723498825
how often do people actually try to smuggle drugs on a plane?

>>723498454

What is the worst case you have had at your job?

>>723497696
are niggers people?

>>723497696
How many penises do you touch in a day?

>>723498893
I work at Seatac (WA) and weed is legal here so often. Chcik tried to smuggle weed in her vagoo, cops took it from her then let her go.

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How long OP? I have been part of the system a long time now.

>>723499023
>One of our dudes was caught taking upskirt pics of girls at an escalator, he was arrested at the checkpoint a few hours later after they confirmed it through video. Apparently he's been doin that for years and had a huge collection, same shit we'd all find here.

>>723499044
>No

>>723499059
>Too fucking many

>>723497696
let me guess, you're black?

>>723499285
2 years man, gonna find something else once I'm done with school. Hopefully something where I can actually do shit to people who fuck with me

>>723499547
Lol, naw. I work at Seatac (WA) so mostly whites and asians here.

>>723499713
Good choice, most of the people I started with are in other parts of the government or law enforcement now.

>>723497696
You ever patted down a guy and found a chastity cage?

I always refuse to use the nudie scanner. Do a lot of people still opt out? Or are most travelers sheep?

>>723499879
Yeah, same here. A bunch from my class are either CBP or Seattle PD now, a couple Air Marshalls as well. Some even said fuck this shit, and wen't back to the military.

>>723499422
kek homie just wanted to be king of creepshot threads

>>723499975
>Naw, just rolled up socks and BBC's

>>723500090
>Idk about other airports but we don't use the xray versions anymore, just the millimeter wave one's. On average, we get like 1-2% of people opting out everyday according to the managers. That's a lot I guess

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>>723500236
The guy was a fuckin douche, glad he got his dumbass caught.

How do you spot people who smuggle cannabis seeds?
Also when people smuggle small quantities of dugs? Do you see them because of strange behaviour or do you have things that spot stuff like that?