magic
I am a wizard.
The world is so cruel to Snarf.
zary's master atlas of lesbian/gay/queer/transmogrification
>>723494589
never let anyone change your fursonality
i'm but a humble alchemist making potions and transmuting gold
>>723494024
Not even sure
>>723494155
You are a 30 yr old virgin?!
Also, cute ev
>>723494877
That would require Snarf to be a furry.
low damage on the hush fight sucks a fatty
>>723495466
Hush fight?
>>723495613
isaac
>>723495640
Oh, I never got around to playing it.
Good luck.
already lost.
anyway done working l8r
>>723495986
Pull out that ass, then.
>>723495396
no one wants to be a human snarf. why don't you have 10,000x the sensory ability? it would improve everything, think like smelling the person who hands you roses, fuck the flowers. hearing way higher and lower ranges of frequencies... washing machine stops in completely different room... sand between the sheets... it's almost like you have to be a furry, because we can just... do better
>>723495640
I love BOI
How many hours do you got on it?
>>723496411
Holy shit this is a get thread now
>>723496180
green hair looks weird
>>723496411
Astute observations
Not sure if g/fur thread or dubs thread
>>723496210
>You will never have Mantis Shrimp cones
>>723496686
Its a get thread
>>723496713
I may not have that, but i'm not a faggot.
I'm hungry.
>>723498064
Eat my ass snarf
>>723498457
But its in Australia.
>>723498064
You can have some of my brother's birthday cake
>>723498457
*poke
>>723494088
>>723497902
>>723498064
>>723498457
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
why boner?
>>723498515
I'm sure you tongue can roll out that far. Like a anteaters or somthing.
>>723498684
Hey that tickles!
>>723499641
Nyeh nyeh nyeh!
>>723496752
>get thread
Yet nobody tried for >>723500000
>>723499824
I got my mouth kinda full, say again?
>>723500702
Again
>>723500825
You get a reward for that smart ass!
the dominos, they never fell
>>723501052
Is it tiger tits, guessing by pic related? Why thank you!
>>723501319
>>723499641
I settled on taquitos.
>>723501122
Get naked.
>>723501122
i love dominos pizza
>>723501553
gotta get drunk first my guy
>>723501595
do you actually
Mmkill me
>>723501632
fuck yeah
that shit is delicious
>>723501390
What are you trying to say now
sup
>>723501674
nigga have you ever had good pizza
>>723501640
suicide pact?
>>723501596
Then do that.
>>723501829
yes, dominos is good
>>723501879
I'm doing it nigga it takes time
>>723501914
Christ alive, what the youth have come to.
>>723501964
what else am i going to get?
pizza hut?
>>723502021
NON-CHAIN PIZZA
>>723502064
THOSE DON'T EXIST IN MY SHITTY TOWN AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING ELSE
>>723502074
>>723502109
so the answer to my previous question was "no, I've ever had good pizza, and my life is empty"
>>723501969
we're doing it with alcohol only
no items
final destination
>>723502207
for what i have had, dominos is good pizza so no
>>723502242
No, fuckboy, you've had glorified cardboard coated in what is only technically cheese and tomato sauce.
>>723501390
I can haz answer
>>723502142
thx
>>723502207
alcohol enema?
>>723502109
Dont you live near Toronto? Id expect a place like that to have some Italians who set up a pizza place.
>>723502411
perfect, then we can fuck each other before dying of alcohol poisoning
>>723502326
i honestly don't know what you're talking about with that but i like dominos
>>723502441
toronto is like a 3-4 hour drive away
>>723502525
you need to get out of the abominable shithole of a town you live in and experience actual pizza
>>723502480
morbid
i think i'll just shoot myself
>>723501964
Do it faster.
>>723502326
Non-chain restaurants are sometimes worse than places like papajohns or dominos.
>>723502399
Didn't i give you one, as in your already got your reward?
>>723502673
You live in britain, good luck getting a gun.
>>723502696
Very rarely where I live. Philly's shitty in many ways but this is a competitive city for food. You can't survive without being good.
>>723502689
I AM WORKING ON IT
>>723502634
i need a lot of things i don't have for that
why is every pic with a tiger taking it up the ass so sexy
>>723502753
I thought that was the previous pic, or is it the phone? I already got one just letting you know lol
>>723502406
>>723502858
Tigers are awsome!
>>723502815
before you've done that though don't step to me saying dominos is good
that's the kind of opinion niggas get run up on for
>>723494155
So ur a /Pol/ Virgin?
>>723503012
wizard was a virgin thing before /pol/ even existed, newfag.
>>723503010
i'm saying it's good still since i haven't had better
i only said it since you said something about dominos, didn't know if you meant actual dominos or the pizza so i just went to pizza
>>723503122
I was referencing a song. But dominos is not good.
>>723502525
Makes sense then
>>723502793
Phily is near the east coast. Which is filled with greeks/jews/italians. Of course there's going to be a billion pizza joints.
>>723503053
It was not my intetion to offend you mr.wizard
>>723503168
it is good because i've not had better
>>723503219
>me
>virgin
I'm a slut. You need to lurk more.
>>723503202
Right, but I mean there aren't very many BAD ones - or bad restaurants of any type, because the competitive ecosystem of philadelphia eateries is such that truly bad restaurants don't survive. Except for a few garbage chinese places that I think are actually money laundering schemes.
>>723503311
That doesn't mean it's good, that means you're a tasteless cuck.
>>723503375
it's good to me and that's what matters
it's not like i have a choice really
>>723503219
Hes a gay sloot. Not a Wizard at all.
Go back to whatever liberal shithole you came from.
>>723503455
But arent gay liberals?
>>723503435
It's not good to you. You just don't know better. You are eating garbage and begging your colonial masters for more. Rise up!
>>723502987
>Tigers are awsome!
in-fucking-deed.
>>723502793
But I need drunk slutty Subby butt now.
>>723503375
Its like that for any city.
>>723503435
You get real Maple Syrup. We have to deal with corn reject juice. So you have that going for you.
>>723503590
>arent gay liberals?
jesus christ you need to lurk more
>>723503684
why are you SO IMPATIENT
>>723503702
not really, I've been to cities where the restaurant scene is decidedly mediocre relative to philly (I'm looking at you, pittsburgh and baltimore)
>>723503590
We like penis, but we know better and know its wrong.
>>723503781
lol... Pittsburgh isnt a city, its a hole.
>>723503603
i don't beg for it, i don't have pizza all that often actually, maybe once or twice a month if my parents want to order pizza
>>723503702
i guess i do have that, yeah.
>>723504092
That's what I been saying but the population is big enough that teeeeeeeeechnically...it still blows of course. And baltimore is basically johannesburg.
>>723504122
Yeah but I didn't just mean pizza, I'm pretty sure all the food you eat is garbage where you live. Maybe not maple syrup.
>>723504264
well i mostly eat food i make at home and it's all just dandy
i dont know what was happening in the first picture but i didnt think it'd lead to furry porn or whatever was happening in the other images
>>723504264
>Liberal multiculturalism at work.
>>723503918
same character?
>>723504374
Philly's gentrification is so great. The best part is hipsters whine about gentrification AS THEY CAUSE IT.
>>723504353
that's really on you isn't it
>>723504416
Nearly but no. ones dragon/tiger the other bull/tiger.
>>723502793
bring me a gun
>>723504564
let's just think about how many laws that would break for a sec
no you can fly over here and shoot yourself with my gun if you want
>>723504456
Humans are irrational and unable to make their own decisions. This is why the jews believe they need to rule.
>no you can fly over here and shoot yourself with my gun if you want
Hes talking about his dick
>>723503781
Penises wait for no man.
>>723504839
he can get that too~
>>723504649
the true redpill is accepting jewish supremacy
>>723504898
iunno I've known a penis or two to wait for my bojpuszae
>>723503910
Lol, I guess, got another question not looking forward to troll, its a honest friendly question.
For many years I have lurked for hentai in many sites and I noticed that most of the furry(Scale,etc, you name it) is Yaoi Oriented, I am an ignorant in this matter.
Is there a reason why furry is more atractive for gay than hetero furry?
>>723504627
i can't afford the plane ticket
>>723503130
Imho there's nothing sexier than a big, strong Tiger completely submitting to someone else for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure, up to the point where he's taking it up the ass and eventually cumming from that stimulation...
>>723504956
But you're not a man. You're a slutboy.
>>723505193
you have a good poiint
>>723505030
statistically it's not, it's just more gay than the general population
I could elaborate on why if I was sober
>>723505043
then jummp into the fucking thames nigga idk
>>723504903
You get your information or (Redpill) how you interpret it is the illusion of the multicolored pills that shills spill.
>>723505030
Like most things in life it is definitely not a singular reason. Though one reason can be attributed that both furry and homosexuality are an abnormal thing and kinda just went together like chocolate and marshmallows.
>>723505424
I was kidding anyway. I don't want kikes to rule everything. I probably would if I was a kike.
>>723505767
idk I like you don't kill yourself pls
>>723505349
Now hurry up, drink that whiskey, and get lewd.
>>723505834
it's RUM UGH
>>723505084
>>723505303
>>723505574
>>723505794
that's what I'm talking about!
>>723505478
They just want to, which many men desire, jew or not.
Tiger butt <3
>>723506250
well naturally, that's why nogs insist they wuz kangz
>"Hello~"
>>723506340
When actually provided, it is most often not as imagined.
Its like how nogs know if white people suddenly disappeared they'd be fucked. Others would go the route of fox and grapes.
Is this swordy
>>723506458
kill yourself
>>723494088
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com
>>723506607
>"Why would I do that? It's not like I'm some autist who holds personal vendettas against strangers on the internet or something~"
>>723506458
two days in a row, sword?
>>723506759
>>723506639
snow leopards <3
the best bottom you can imagine
>>723506784
>"I last posted in that Alice thread a few days ago~"
>>723506639
>>723506856
>>723506880
didn't I see you yesterday?
maybe not. even so twice in one week, that's unusual.
>>723506777
no but you're an autist who wont ever stop greentexting to look "special"
i want to have sex with a human
unless it's you, senpai
o///o
that's quite the offer sf
u////u
>>723506994
>"I have a bit of time to kill before I go work-mode for a good eight months, figured I would kill some of it in here."
>"Been up to much~?"
>>723507151
>"I do it because I've always done it, nothing more or less to it. I'm not the kind of guy who needs to validate my personal worth on an anonymous image board~"
nyoro~n
>>723507691
I'm super busy all the time but since my business doesn't involve living on a boat I've also been here a lot I guess
also I was a slut for awhile now I'm trying to stop that
Humans are icky
>>723507691
>"You are a disturbed mind~"
a greentext I typed some time ago
<--- pic related
>crouch behind him
>stick your nose into that small space between his ass cheeks, right under his tail
>deeply inhale his scent
>the smell of his horniness makes your dick diamonds
>take a long, drawn out lick across his pucker
>his raised tail twitches above you
>dip your tongue inside of him
>he lets out an unintentional moan
>grab his legs and throw that cute kitty on the bed, on his back (see >>723506856)
>he meows in surprise, but the way he lays back and spreads his legs tells you he wants this, too
>carefully push your rock-hard cock into his wet but tight tailhole
>he shivers and moans
>his pucker gives way and allows your lenght to sink into him
>his insides feel incredibly hot and tight around your cock, it feels as if your dick is gonna melt in his heat
>pull out half of your dick, only to push it back in and experience that indescribable feeling again
>passionately start fucking his fluffy ass, enjoy his soft fur brushing against your crotch and his pleased meows and moans
>slowly pick up your pace, his meows become shorter and breathless
>finally you feel his whole body tense up and he screams a loud 'MEEEEOOOooooww' into your face as he reaches his climax, cumming all over himself
>his asshole contracts and spasms like crazy around your dick, which sends you over the edge
>in a wild, howling orgasm you shoot your load up his tail hole
>your orgasm is so intense you collapse on top of him
>he gently crosses his arms and legs behind your back, pulling you closer
>he's purring, a low, warm sound that vibrates through his whole body and tickles the tip of your dick that's still inside of him
>with a last spurt of cum your dick finally slips out
>you enjoy his warmth and soft fur against your naked body as both of you drift asleep in a puddle of pure happiness
>>723507792
>"Being a slut is something you have to manage, it isn't something you can truly get rid of from my experience. I find putting that energy into other pursuits to be rather rewarding~"
>>723507955
>"Let it go, little buddy. There's no need to be so upset~"
>>723494088
video magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDN0A3gZh7M
>>723496210
I'm a furry and I honestly think most of them really just want to take it up the butt... You don't have to be a fur for that!
>>723508067
yeah I don't think it's a transferable instinct for me
>>723508174
>"Have you tried setting sluttyness as a reward for completing other activities?"
>>723508276
no, since being a slut is only something I do when I hate myself very much for other reasons. It's not a reward as it presently exists.
>>723508411
>"Welp, so much for that idea then~"
>"Any plans for the weekend?"
>>723508532
It's not so bad, it's not like I'm not getting other things done.
I mostly just intend to play some games with people. I'm very tired after a week.