What's the best advice you've ever gotten /b/? Pic unrelated

>>723491401
don't get married

don't have kids

>>723491401
Money can't buy happiness, but it facilitates it

>>723491625
fpbp

To not put money in the stock market. And I disobeyed. Took the plunge.
Sauce demanded.

>>723491401
Honor is a men construct, dont expect women to have it or understand it

Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

Don't be the good guy, no woman ever get wet because of the good guy...

>>723491401
Try masturbation

>>723491401
invest 30% and save 20% of every paycheck. Live on the remaining 50%.

Don't waste time on 4chan.

>>723492467
Wrong
Be the good guy the right amount
Or you will just find whores and never be happy with a good and loyal girl

>>723491401
It was... "WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS, KNOBHEAD."

Never wipe your dick on her pillowcase

Kill yourself

If you're looking to hook up with a girl always look for a girl wearing white pants. You can be 100% sure she's not on her period.

>>723491401
best advice I've ever had:
Don't get married.

34 years old here. All my dumb married friends lives are falling to pieces

Bonus points: don't have fucking children

>>723492601
Start with bad, find right balance after, or you end up "claiming waifus" on /b/...

Better fuck some whores than drooling over your crush that will never like you.

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When in doubt, drink, and then do.

Don't even think about marriage until you are over 30.

Don't marry a girl who is over 30 and still single.

Don't marry a girl until you have lived with her at least one year.

>>723491401
"Read more."

>>723491625
I can confirm this.
If I had fucked up my life with children then I'd never have been able to start my business.

kids suck. look at any parents dead eyes.

>>723491401
"Kill yourself"
-4chan, bullies, my ex-girlfriend, etc.


Sauce on that gif?

git gud

>>723493001
Why get married at all?
The tax benefits are hardly worth it - seriously.

Plus I couldn't give less of a fuck about religion or churches, and I value MY company and MY money too much to get some other person involved.

Betting this thread is just going to be a bunch of responses about how women are mean and scary and you should stay away from them.

>>723491401
dont be an idiot and you'll do fine

Keep your mouth shut

>>723492839
Heh. Breddy good.

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>>723492504
Good advice, how should I invest my money ?

DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN

(if you have any potential or dreams in life then having a child will absolutely DESTROY them. Be smart. Don't do what I did)

>>723492934
Why not children ?
What if I just have one daughter ?

>>723493394
scratchcards, vidya games

>>723493014
>Sauce on that gif?
Looks like myfaerielove. Would upload her dildo webm, but muh filesize

>>723493479
Visit "Babies R Us" and look at the men in there.
You'll never want children when you see pure misery in person.

Basically having a kid makes everything in your life 100000% more difficult.

>>723493394
sauce on this chick?

OP is a faggot

be urself

Use the force, Harry

- Gandalf

>>723491401
If she loves it and screams of pleasure, it doesn't necessarily mean she wants you to go faster.

42. Married. 2 kids.

Dont get married before getting yourself a good job. A place of your own and experienced the world some. Then when you get married find yourself a little side action to keep you amused as your life is fucked now and it'd just a slow trudge to the grave.

Fuck your coworker. You may not get a second chance.
>sofullofregret.jpg

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>>723493400
This only happens if you're an idiot, and have kids when you arent prepared.

I have a kid, but I only did so once me and my wife were comfortable in are careers and knew we could take care of a kid. We didn't have one in grad school cause we knew we couldn't take care of it then, so we waited.

We're perfectly happy, still on a near identical path to where we would have been had we not had kids (though she got a paid year off for maternity)

Idiots who just randomly have a kid completely unprepared deserve what they get.

From my dad: Get up really early. At that time of day, there are no assholes running around yet.

Punish your ass and balls daily

There is a time and place for everything.

The wheel that make the most noise, Gets the most grease.

>>723494062
>723494062
yes daddy

>>723494018
...other than your dad.

>>723494018
This sounds entirely unhelpful.

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>>723493907
Lol this. Just keep doing what you are doing. Don't stop or change

>>723491401

>"pussy is literally interchangable, so don't get hung up on just one"

Saved me form a deep depression after a break up in a way.

Thank you anon.

"Don't eat that!"

Sauce for pic

>>723494221
Actually, that turned out to be very helpful. I get more stuff done between 5 and 6am, then the rest of the day combined.

>>723491625
get married, get divorced, be fun weekend dad, get married again to girl half my age, enjoying it so far...

>>723492317
fact

>>723494236
Lol fake and gay
Most libs just have political views and vote, you faggots act like we all get triggered and scream when someone eats ice cream because someone is lactose intolerant.

>>723494416
If you think this is the case then you're either a virgin or you don't know how to fuck properly.

>>723491401
>>723494236
>>723494397

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

>>723493394
Take your hourly income after taxes. One hour from each day should go to you.

In Canada, we have an RRSP, the money you put there is not taxed, so you will get the equivalent tax you paid on it back each year. I believe the US equivalent is a 401k?

You are also not taxed on any income you make as a result of investing it.

We also have an option called a TFSA. you do not get the income tax deduction for contribution, but you do get the benefit that any money you make from investing that money, is tax free.

I split my savings 50/50 between the two, since RRSP can only be withdrawn from (except the 25k I used for a downpayment on my first house) once you retire. TFSA can be withdrawn from at any point, like any other account.

I further split 50% of each savings account in to a bank-managed long-term growth portfolio, and the remaining 50% goes to: 33% ETF, 33% steady growth stocks which pay a minimum of 3% dividends each, 15ish% in 3-month ish period individual stock investments, and the remainder sits available for me to use as I please. I work full-time in chemical research, but on the side I use some of that cash to keep a balance for a side business, sealing driveways. Amazing profit to be made there. Then the remainder from that fixes my car when it breaks, fixes my house, and most recently, went on a down payment of a 2 bedroom apartment-style condo which I now rent out at a net profit of about $225/month on top of the fact that the mortgage is being paid, and is therefore accumulating its worth as well whenever I choose to sell it.

Make money in as many ways as you can, but always pay yourself first. It might mean you can't buy a new car, or eat out all the time. But, a used car goes the same distance, for half the price, and being able to retire very comfortably at 50 is going to be well worth eating at home more.

>>723491625

married with a child and never been happier

get a real job, meet as good girl, start a family and stop being such a worthless parasite to society!

:)

>>723493009

the irony.....its so overwhelming.

god this site is full of fucking kids.

>>723492317
this

>>723492839
Nobody wears white pants faggot

>>723493941
This, cannot agree more

>>723494643

Some girls fuck better, some are more fun with thier clothes on, some are dead fish in and out of bed, but pussy is pussy, and there will always be another one. That's what he meant.

Dickhead.

>>723491401
Dad: "No one knows what the fuck they're doing. Not me. Not you. Anyone who tells you exactly how to do things is full of shit. Do it your way."

>>723494236
Sounds like his dad was a garden variety moron.

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>>723494643
this.

i ALWAYS put pussy on the highest pedestal and it's only made my life easier

virgins are the only ones that can't see pussy as the end-all be-all of a relationship

i can't go a day without pussy

>>723494018
I am actually in complete agreement with this advice, so long as it is followed-through on, with early morning hard work.

>>723491401
read the fucking manual

>>723495049
Good god, I'm really glad more people don't follow your idiot dads advice.

>>723494775
Tbh the only ones who end up miserable are the pieces of shit who really shouldnt have had children in the first place. Fuck you you got what you deserved for being a useless piece of shit.

>>723494553
Don't you worry that your ex wife's new boyfriend is diddling your kids or some shit? I mean, "fun weekend" dad is fine, but what about the rest of it? I mean, new young wife and all is great, but you just kinda halfassed the kids thing, didn't you?

>>723495237
Aw, sweetheart.

>>723493983
I waited too, but it still fucked up all my ability to expand my business internationally.
Hate my life

Best advice I ever received:

Your relationship should ALWAYS come second. It should be a little bonus in life. Not the main event.

>>723495462
Then you either didnt wait enough or just suck at using your resources. Dont blame your failure on your kids jackass.

>>723494741
I should also add that as of two years ago, laws changed to allow banks to "bail-in" instead of get a bail-out. That means that they can effectively use funds from any individual account with over $100,000CAD (about $3.50 USD) to bail themselves out in the event of another financial crisis.

Therefore, as soon as I had $100k in my one bank account, I cut it in half and opened another identical account at another, corporately-unrelated bank.

Be ware.

>>723491401
something i read in a book 'may the gods provide me with time and i will provide everything else'
>dont be a little bitch and work towards your goals

> don't get married

Seriously this advice is very important. It can ruin everything.

>>723491401
Follow the small rules and you can break the big ones.

>>723495462
If you "waited" and still were a failure, then you either didn't wait long enough or you're an idiot. In either case you deserve everything you got.

Honestly people bitch and moan about kids ruining there dreams etc etc like it's a fucking meme. It's a way for people to blame their failures on someone else.

If you can't figure out how to make it work, you're an idiot.

>>723491401
Never trust a white person with dreadlocks.

>>723495938
True

Wasn't told it by anyone but I learned a lesson after fucking myself over:
Never dependend on someone else to make you happy, and never expect others to give a shit about you when you're at your worst

>>723495938
Did you really need someone to tell you this?

The best advice is dependent on the person receiving it and where they are in life.

Someone could give you the best advice in your life and if you're not ready for it, you'll look at it like it's stupid.

Some people need to learn not to trust other. Other need to learn to trust someone. Some people need to work harder, others need help relaxing. It depends on who you are and what your needs are in life.

One of the best advices I've had is to think before acting (speaking is an action, too). Or the layman's "Look before leaping"

From thoughts to words to deeds you should align with truth or if you've any real intelligence, your mind will fragment like dissenting city-states like a broken country.

>>723495938
Never trust anyone with dreadlocks is more like it.

>>723493202
Can't argue with that too much but if you are still single at a certain age you are looked at as a freak. Not that this is a reason to get married, just telling you that is how it is.

Don't waste your life being afraid of what people think of you.

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the man you are today is the man you'll be for the rest of your life. if you don't like what you see, you'd better change.

>>723496103
Better

>>723493394
Hookers and blow

Influence isn't something you get - it's something you seek out.

If you're trying to do something and it doesn't work, instead of doing it more, faster or harder, try doing it a little bit better.

Respect isn't given, it's earned.

That's a good one for the millennial crybabays today that think everyone is going to treat them like their parents and coddle them through life.

>>723491401
delete System32. it gets rid of all the viruses on your computer

>>723496836
for other people toward you, sure.

but my philosophy for others is that i'll give people respect until they give me a reason to take it away from them.

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>>723495696
Its
>beware
> or be aware

You've just invalidated your entire argument

>>723491401
source?

>>723491625
Good advice. Marriage these days means betting against the house and the house treats all children as if they were chips on the table. Pompous bullshit, the house always wins.

>>723491625
/underrated

>>723495938
Never trust a man in a suit who doesn't have to wear one

>>723493001
Donald, don't you have a country to bankrupt?

The smaller the titties, the tighter the kitty.

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>>723496836
I live my life by this, and one other mantra I learned from a former boss, who was the best person I ever worked for:

"No matter what position or role you were hired for, your job is to make everyone else's job easier."

He told me this as he, a millionaire with a PhD in physics, changed a toilet seal ring, because everyone including the janitor was doing "more important work" than him at that moment.

I will never forget this and will hopefully, always live by it.

>>723491401

Always go for the bitch with the biggest tits.

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Be happy with what you've got.

>>723497005
So much this

>>723497073
That's because he dresses for the job he wants, not the one he has. And he would slit your throat to get there.

Everyone is winging it. No exceptions.

>>723497567
Word

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>>723497567

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>>723497777
Checked

https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/comments/1q96b5/i_just_dont_care_about_myself/cdah4af/

no non-zero days

focus on the three yous. the past you, the present you, and the future you

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Http://anonormale.tumblr.com

>>723494018
Its true. works for me.

>>723494775
And the extra land fill contributors you shit out are amazing and will go down in history as the greatest...No, they are human dumpsters. Just like everyone of us. I just don't go making more fires that I fan and pour gas over

>>723491401
DNA is short for Does Not Acquit. So I keep a bottle of Chlorox for when I'm out 'dating'.

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nobody else gives a damn about you. so just try see what 'you' want out of life.

>>723491401
You're damned if you do, damned if you don't

>>723491625
this...ive never regretted not having either

>>723491401
Don't get STD

>Don't get married
Fuck that I'd marry this chick.

>>723499474
Yep. I'm 33 now and pretty certain I won't ever regret it.

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>>723499334
word

Don't take financial advice from people who have than you.

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Do not invest into VR.

Best advice? "Ever heard of 4chan? Check it out".

>>723491401
Money's not important,
The people that have it are

>>723499636
Thanks anon

Study hard. Don't expect it to be easy.

I didn't listen.

>>723493983
U'r lucky then. I thought I was ready as well, wouldn't you with 37? Well... too early.

>>723494775
Guy with kids calling other parasites. Oh my God, call the irony police. You are literally draining cash from society to educate breathing trash

Very weirdly I watched Guess who the movie with Bernie Mac and Ashton kutcher when I was like ten. after that racist dinner scene Zoe Saldana says something like "let the storm pass" always stuck with me and got me through tough times. A fucking Ashton kutcher movie got me through tough times

"Present" is a vague and fleeting concept at best. The moment between the past and the future? That doesn't really mean anything. Thinking too much about things that don't make sense is a waste of time. That's why living through the present is always the best option. Besides for us who can't foresee the future and forget the past too easily, present is really the only proof of our existence. Even though existence will go on even if you forget about it for a while it's good t seize the day at least every once in a while. That way you can confirm that you are, in fact alive.

>>723491625
Yeah let your race die out.
Selfish fuckstick.

Prolly better off without your genes in the pool anyway.

Stay away from any religion

The people in churches are all narrow-minded and self-righteous. The majority also don't practice what they preach

- Never let other people decide if you should succeed or not
- Women are like busses. another will be along any minute
- Learn from those who succeeded by doing & and are real

>>723491401
The more things that try to stop you from doing something, the more you need to do what you're trying to do. Nothing that is worth doing is easy.

It's pretty much an addition to Murphy's Law.

>>723494712
"http://www.easysex.com"
nigga what the fuck

>>723494629
keywords: far left
he said far left
maybe you do get triggered and scream, anon

>>723495696
>any individual account with over $100,000CAD (about $3.50 USD)
kek

>>723495696
>$100,000CAD (about $3.50 USD)
u havin a giggle m8?

>>723491625

Agree on the marriage part. Gentlemen please be smart when it comes to women and a ticking biological clock.... she may be the "one" but women love men ob a opportunistic level.

The fundamental purpose of marriage revolves around BABIES. This should be mutually understood by your wife before during and forever. Don't ever get married for any reason. No reason for it. If you don't want kids don't get married. It used to be taboo for a man and woman to get married if they "love" each other.

>>723496927
well it's technically true

>>723503087
>>723503178
[giggle intensifies]

Takes a while of saving for sure, but if you follow through, it is good to know.

>>723496962
Today I Learned.

Thanks anon.

>>723491401
play with your nipples you may like it after a few weeks ((it became a nice experience i would recommend to everybody)if i did not have shame and fear)

>>723491401
know when to holdem, know when to foldem. my uncle kenny taught me this.

To be right, you must first be wrong.

>>723504224
As a fem, I love my nipples played with (gently, no hard pinching, but light flicking or twisting is awesome) tried to convince my boyfriend of this, and I can tell he likes it too, but he's too "manly" to admit it yet. Lucky he's fucking cute as hell. I'll keep working on him.

>>723491401
Seriously what is the sauce?

>>723503260

do people think like this because they don't have healthy relationships, or do people not have healthy relationships because they think like this?

>>723493394
sauce?

>>723504874
people don't have healthy relationships because of that fact

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>>723491401

>>723504607
i suggest that you introduce him to the idea that culture shapes the idea of what is normal
breast related things are mostly associated with womanhood but men are completely able to get aroused by nipple stimulation.
men and women are close in biology its mostly hormones when it comes to boobs and body type

>>723491401
>listen to your elders
>if you have a problem and you can fix it, don't worry, if you can't fix it, then also don't worry
>go to college, but do something that will get you a job unlike courses like art
>find what you like doing in life and get good at it
>be careful with women, even the sweetest most innocent girl will break your heart
>don't get married until you know you are ready
>take risks early in life
>be confident, don't regret not doing things later in life
>get out of your comfort zone
>keep your receipts/documents/files and other shit, you may not think its important but may save your ass one day
>don't listen to people who failed, listen to the ones who succeeded
>don't do to others what they've done to you (in a negative sense)
>be yourself
>infinite sadness becomes ultimate wisdom
most of these are advices I've given myself

>>723493394
who the fuck is this

https://youtu.be/2rIJmGj4g-s

>>723493479
It's a burden,a struggle and yes, makes every situation that much more difficult. But honestly anon, I have 2 boys myself and in my opinion being a father is amazing. Definitely not for everyone but if you think you may want to take that step, it's hard, but you shock yourself that you can live anything the way you do for your children

don't let a woman affect your sense of self-worth for better or worse
who you are is defined by what you do, not by what you have

>>723505566
>>infinite sadness becomes ultimate wisdom
Dubdubs of homosexuality right here.

Also: if people who have failed are telling you why they failed that information is at least as valuable as people who have succeeded telling you how they succeeded. You can succeed in many ways and you can fail in many.

>>723493983
>comfortable in are careers

What are you, a professional tard wrangler or something?

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get a government job

>>723506890

Wrong advice. Unless you are a pathetic underachieving neckbeard happy to live out the rest of your life in mediocrity.

>>723506527
>song lyrics, make sense to me, not my fault you're looking for faggotry everywhere, in everything

if people tell you why they failed then how come they didn't listen to their own advice and succeed?... I don't care what those people have to say, I'd rather ask someone who made it, and ask THEM what to avoid...

>>723501977
then you'll come to find out later that it really wasn't worth the effort in the first place lol. Reminds me of the best advice I ever got, "Hindsight is 20/20".

Dont trust women who look like that one they will spoil the broth fuck them once or twice if possible then vanish make absolutely sure you use your own fresh condome and do not leave it behind

>>723505565
I don't want to risk coming off as a "32767 genders" type. I'm approaching it as a taboo thing that is just between the two of us. Then I let him be all manly and pick me up/ throw me around lightly. So hot when he does that.

>>723504464
He thought me to know when to suck his large one

>>723491401
>What's the best advice you've ever gotten /b/?

Don't be afraid to embarrass yourself on a daily basis.

Some friends in high school got this advice from a teacher I didn't have, and passed it along to me as an aside. I've taken it to heart for the last 25 years. I can't say I've always lived up to it, but the successes I've had in life have been thanks to this advice.

>>723491401
Did we get sauce on this gif?

>>723507516
hmm
well nobody other than you 2 know so there is no chance of his manliness getting ruined.
what about making it your special thing like passing it of as a kinky thing that people do in private?
i mean there is so many things that makes people aroused that nobody would be willing to the world

>>723508514
**that nobody would be willing to tell the world**
sorry i am tired right now, i sometimes cant think clearly in this state :s

>>723494775
you should have married a women instead

Worrying literally does nothing but stress you out more. dont worry about anything because some shit you cant change and it took me years to believe this. now i dont worry about anything instead go forward with what i have

>>723493394
ahh this bitch looks like my sister, total turn off.

12yo pussy is best pussy.

Truer words never spoken.

>>723509455
>ahh this bitch looks like my sister, total turn on.
FTFY

>>723501656
there are SOME good people in all religions that I know and have met. Its just that that its hard to carry out what you believe constantly because after all we're shit tier humans

>>723492514
This

>>723496103
you dont go out much then

>>723508514
Yeah, that is exactly how I am trying to go with it. He is a pretty awesome guy, works in the trades, and treats me like I am both his best friend, and the thing he has to protect the most. So he is "that" kind of manly guy... just going to take some time to get him to be okay with being a bit "vulnerable" I guess?

All women want to be fucked hard. Be aggressive when you fuck. Fuck hard and fast and work to build your stamina. "he fucks me too hard" said no girl ever. Be a man.

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>>723508466
nuh

>>723502613
Keyword: Democrats
He said Democrats.

>>723510091
PSA: This is not true... all the time.

Take queues from your girl. Sometimes, I am in a mood where I just want to be taken, and ravaged. Some times I need to be touched and kissed gently and want my boyfriend to really "make love to me" candles and everything. Different situations cause different things to turn my crank. I think girls get turned on differently than guys. Sticking a dick in my hole is no guarantee I'll get horny eventually... it is more complicated than that, unfortunately.

Take a chance. "Why feel low, when you can feel High".

This wasn't told but learned.
Don't make life changing decisions for someone else.

I've learned this watching people when I was in the military. Some didn't volunteer for training, or tried everything they can to not deploy. They're the ones that never ranked up next to their peers. Some ended up low rank andndivorced. I guess another example will be two of my uncles. Both were married about the same time one joined the army the other didn't because his wife didn't want him gone for a long time. Well the uncle that joined the military is now a sergeant major almost retired. The other one is still a mechanic. Pretty good one but it's taking a tole on his body and he can't stop working.

Just examples. There's many more. But seriously for you young folks out there do not "not" do something that can progress you for your future because of someone else.

>>723510001
sex is something great its a form of bonding.
you could try some form of breast play like cream play or some toys there is so many options such as cuddling.
i suggest you encourage him with the words this is great you should try it.

>>723501384
Fuck off nigger

>>723511746
thx anon. I am definitely going to try whipped cream actually!

If I was topless when he came home, and put whipped cream on my nipples in front of him, he would be powerless! Then I could for sure get away with doing the same to him.

This is happening on Monday.

>>723493983
sauce?

>>723512565
i very much enjoy hugging and feeling boobs against me and long hugs make people happy.
so i fantasies about a bit of gentle femdom in the sense of a woman pressing down with her boobs and getting me aroused then commenting on my erection and then jerking me of while having a gentle smile.

>>723508466
MyfaerieLove
You're welcome

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>>723492504
>>723493394


But I'm devalued and the vulture funds took away the savings ...
Thank God I'm Argentinian and I do not give a shit!

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use condoms

>>723491401
kill yourself

but because im a procrastinating piece of shit i havent done it yet

>>723513771
This info is golden.

He definitely loves it when I press up against him naked, me on top.

>>723494775
just wait until the divorce.

>>723514803
I don't see the problem.
I'm not concerned if it's feminine. I've had my ass eaten by a female and I thought it was overrated. So not for me. This other girl was riding me and she sucked on my nipple. Didn't really feel sensational I guess. Maybe that's it?

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchatz .com could help you today

Make your money when you are young. You are too tired to make money when you are old.

>>723514803
from my understanding some people like a certain form of femdom its not commanding but more of a seduction based femdom where the woman takes the lead and just suggest the sex acts and teases the guy into the mood.
its does not threaten the sense of manliness that men has.
its gentle in nature as the guy has the choice but you can guide the activities it can slowly change boundaries it can also create a more open relationship as it makes some feel more safe and comfortable .

>>723491401
"you will never amount to anything"
mean spirited, but it's a blessing in disguise - it's most likely true, and trying to defy it, makes you much more likely to be unhappy

>>723516345
you could place toys and stuff near the bed.
chairs in the bath ( picture you sitting near each other rubbing and cleaning each other) hugging and kissing

>>723491401

dont quit,

if you're going through hell, keep going

>>723491401
If you get first choice at a cannibal ceremony, make sure you get the thigh meat. Its the best tasting part of a human.

Don't talk to the police.
If you are going to break the law, only break one at a time.
No one will go to jail for you.

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>>723509257

>>723494553
The girl half your age only sees you as a meal ticket. She already planned her exit strategy. If you think she will be there when you age and become old Think again faggot. She is gonna stab you in the back. No woman in their twenties who is of sound mind and good moral fiber will want a man twice her age. No woman. You set a trap for yourself and you think it is going good. I feel bad for you. for the future you who will have the rug pulled out from under you and from the top of your head. I've seen this type of train wreck many times. So in short she is getting ready to fuck you... Just look at her when you are fucking. She is not satisfied. Even if she convinces you otherwise. She will fuck you over.

kys

Always look to improve your conscience, you will always end up trying to live with yourself ...

Oh, and never tie your shoelace in a revolving door.

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Don't ever put your nose in places where frog havn't put its cock.

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>>723492959
>Better fuck some whores than drooling over your crush that will never like you.
I think maybe this OP.

Be a conservative and be as far right on the politics spectrum as possible

Get married early dont be gay

Follow traditions because they are evolutionary advice and they are proven to be successful

If you're a man be as manly as possible. if you're a woman nobody cares

Women are animals

Majority of the population, at least in the Western World, Europe and USA are brainwashed

Collect as much money as possible. Not save necessarily, but earn. More input to society = more output. You can do anything and if you do it for 10000 hours you will generate income eventually. College doesn't matter either way just get really good at something, anything and don't give up on it. If that means getting a shitty job to make money so you can do that thing then do it.

Gays are mentally ill

Asians are the smartest and wealthiest but the most culturally backwards besides muslims

Dont cry if you fail highschool, it doesn't even matter if you don't show up just get the GED and don't drop out. you learn more skills failing it and being forced to go to community college first anyway. If you don't go, get a shitty job and invest in your 10000 hour skill.

Dont befriend women only talk to them and fake like you enjoy their company so you can fuck them or date/marry them and fuck them all the time

Get a nice car or a motorcycle that vibrates, it makes girl's vaginas tingle when they're around you and they associate that with you being sexy because they're animals. Get a fuckstang for 5000 dollars if you are poor, manual cars only. 90% of girls that ride with you once will want to hang out again and eventually will fuck you. Try it, seriously

Do drugs but dont be a faggot about it just buy in bulk and dont talk about it

Dont hang out with people who dont challenge your mind, share your interests/views, or benefit you as a person because they are shitty people. People that dont inquire. real friends care like family and will make you be a better person and you will them

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>>723518500

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>>723491625
Have kids

words can't give or take offense, only people can. if someone gets offended by what you say that's their problem not your

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This

>>723519115
by share i mean their views can be different but if they dont then accept your interests/views then challenge them/challenge you to accept theirs. people that believe in things for no reason or are interested in things that don't better you or them like they hate sports and art and music and shit but they like hentai and buzzfeed and bullshit like that. Faggot shit. they just walk around getting on instagram and going to coffee shops every day I dont really know what they do but it's not fun. Sleepovers or something. Mindlessly go to youth group at church or some shit. maybe Im gay but fun usually only happens with intellectual or funny conversations, good parties that are dangerous, sports, wholesome shit. Not blogging and instagram likes

>>723497224
fuck my old boss would have stood around watching everyone else work for hours until someone stopped doing something for a minute and then would have told them to go fix it.

>>723514803
well i am going to bed now its 3.26 here and i am tired : )

>>723518500
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>723515232
well nipples needs stimulation for about a few weeks for it to begin being satisfyingly pleasurable and it need to be done often and for about 10 - 15 mins from what i have read

>>723520298
i did it 4 times a day that means 40mins - 1 hour of nip play spread out over a day

>>723520287
That thing about frog's dick is popular across Russia.The eldermen saying that often.

>>723500156
You mean don't buy some ridiculous vr display shit? got ya