You are tasked with the challenge of having to fuck her at a

I know I wouldn't. I can barely last 3 minutes

What if i get soft and just keep going? Im prone to shit like coke/whiskey dick so i could make it work. Just fuck for like 5 minutes and push rope the other 20.

>>723480952
Yes, I'd just look at those dirty feet everytime I got close

id like to try lol

Easy, I'm always too nervous to cum the first time I fuck someone. I can last for hours until I break their pussy usually.

Yeah. I could take that cow for a ride.

I wouldnt care, I'd be glad i'm finally fucking a living creature.

Yeah, i'd masturbate 20 times beforehand

If I'm drunk I could do it. But sober I can't last more then a couple mins.

>>723480952
>>723480952
Paid in Ass and/or cash either way.

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If shes tight not possible.

If shes loose I wont cum

Yes 25 is pretty standard imo

>>723481151
Damn I wish I had that problem.

I got paid for the first time since starting my freshman year of college and came in about 4 strokes

yes of course I can hold my cum in all day

sounds boring. Can i fuck her ass?

i'm gay so that'd be easy sqeezy for me

yup. It takes a shit ton for me to cum. even she couldn't do it in 20 mins

Some lidocaine cream and a lubricant I could go for 3 hours

>>723481257
And than when you're done you swallow, right?

I suffer from a mild case of anorgasmia and it takes me a minimum of 30 minutes of steady fucking to climax. I can take taht down to 20 when i'm by myself but...

Upside: I can go for a really long time.
Downside: I can't have quickies.

>>723480952
Does it matter which hole I use? For whatever reason, every time I try anal with a chick, I can't cum. My x once called it "The Dick of Death" after letting me fuck her in the ass. If I can plow Alexis Texas in her shitter, I'm getting paid, no doubt about it.

>>723480952
Yeah I can't cum unless there's a very high chance I'm going to get caught.

>>723480952
>Are you getting paid /b/?
nope, no way im fucking that

>>723481256
How did she react?

>>723481580
She laughed at him, and made a post about it on instagram, and twitter. That poor fucker is NEVER getting laid again.

if you're not 25 yet there's no reason you can't last 3 hrs minimum unless your dick is broken or you're bad at pleasing your woman. virgins, all of you

>>723481580
>>723481667
She did laugh but was cool about it.

Then proceeded to tell her sorority sisters and some of my friends heard about it too

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>>723481406
>Dick of Death

SO MANY KEKS!

Am I allowed to fap before I fuck her?

>>723480952
too easy, I just look at that chubby ass and the flaps and bam! i'm in the money

>>723481813
Like I said. You are NEVER gonna see another STITCH of pussy, til you're out of college. Buckle in kid, you're in for a long lonely ride.

>>723480952
Yeah. Pretty much why my last fwb didn't last, it takes me forever to cum

>>723481953
I don't know about all that

>>723481953
She said she takes it as a compliment !

Nope I would fail. No point to lie.

>>723480952
depends on how sloppy that cunt is, she loose and sloppy, i get paid, she hot and tight, i just fuck her for all i've got and dump deep

>>723480952
I don't have anywhere near that kind of energy.

>>723480952
Easy.. id just have to put a rubber on... never cum with those on.. kind of ironic

>>723480952
no problem. i use to masturbate for at least one hour before i cum.
and girls are always complaining when they give head because it takes me like forever

>>723481256
With or without a condom?

Sure, easy. I just need a bunch of whiskey in me and there's no chance I'm coming from vaginal.

>>723480952
dat face is the same face she use to make when daddy licked her puss puss

>>723482874
Yea i dont cum for blowjobs either

>>723480952
maybe if i was on viagra and inside her rectum, those don't have as much texture and stimulation as rectums do. I'd just have to think about baseball the whole time.

>>723480952
easy, I'll be thinking about OP's mom

>>723482896
With

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I could do it. Honestly, the hardest part would be maintaining a peace for 25 minutes straight. Like, I can fuck pretty hard and I'm in decent shape, but 25 minutes is a long time to be doing what is essentially mini crunches. Normal sex doesn't work like that. You pound away for a few minutes and then you break and go slow, mixing it up a bit. Let's you take rests and change positions. Pounding away at a fat ass like a fucking machine for 25 minutes straight without a break would be exhausting.

Years of death grip fapping have ruined my ability to orgasm from normal vaginal without drugs.
The money is mine

My Zoloft scrip pretty much makes it impossible in under 45 minutes of steady rough sex

>>723483177
>move over boys

>>723480952
yeah, easy I'd just have a wank 10 minutes before I started on her

Win! All I need is a condom! Takes me 30 - 35 min to cum!

>>723482977
>>723482874
Circumcised?

>>723482977
i actually sometimes get symptoms of hyperventilation from breathing harder than nessessary to show them im still enjoying it while actually some parts of my body become numb, like hands, lips, legs... its weird.

>>723483365
no
i just had a correction because of phimosis. but the head is still covered

>>723481113
Don't know why but lol'd

>>723483361
This

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>>723480952
I cum over her ass so faster

>>723482864
Ha fucking truth

>>723483365
No.. 34... fap too much and always had gfs so not missing on sex...im way more into fucking i guess

>>723483402
I faked having a orgasm while fucking gf because she was done and not in the mood anymore... sigh...

>>723480952
Oh I'd get paid. All I need is a few drinks right before. My ex gf used to encourage me to drink bec. once you get a few drinks in my I can go for 2 straight hours and hold it in till I'm ready. I could fuck like a machine. But I havent had any pussy since her so... yeah. I'll get paid. Just give me a bottle and a coke and I'm good to split her like a fucking log.

>>723480952
Easiest 25K i would make.

After well over a decade of daily death-grip masturbation, I've pretty much completely desensitized. Also, I would probably be fairly nervous in that situation, and when I'm nervous I have an even harder time ejaculating.

So, long story short, it would be pretty easy.

>>723483856
I faked having an orgasm while fucking a fat bitch I wingmanned for my buddy last week. You ever have a landwhale pole ride you til your skin is nearly chapped? It fucking sucks. Pretending to catch a nut was about all I could do to get her the fuck off of me!

I can do it because no foreskin and masturbating with an AC powered vibro-wand for 17 years.

>>723484173
Lol sorry to hear bro

>>723484317
Definitely wouldn't last

>>723484277
Saddest part of it all is, the only way I could get her out my fucking door was to give her my number. Fucking Verizon charges an arm and a leg to change your phone number. So now on top of it all, her stank crotch cost me a phone number I've had for the past 6 years. Fat bitches man... They'll fuck your shit up every fucking time.

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>>723484173
This is the funniest post I've seen on /b/ in a LONG fucking time!

Bravo anon! Took one for a friend. Wish I had at least one friend like you.

>>723484695
She got so fucking fat! I'm almost ashamed to admit I used to fap to her now...

>>723480952
I take an SSRI, so yes, I'm going to get paid in this scenario.

I think I could do it
t. virginboi

>>723484472
Haha i never got a clingy one like that.. usually when i dont call back they get the clue...

Probably. I have trouble getting there sometimes, so I'd be good. Only worry is cardio.

>>723480952
prob not but at least my broke ass got laid!

>>723484472
I've thrown myself on the fat grenade for a buddy before. Bitch didn't go all fatal attraction on me tho. She wasn't a bad fuck either, just slammed the shit out of her doggy style and she actually asked for it up the ass

>>723480952
1 pump a minute is a steady pace, so sure.

>>723481249
lol no. 3 to 7 minutes is average with just penetration, which is what this is. With foreplay, sure it's longer.

>>723484472
Just block her number. No need to change yours.

>>723480952
if I go 50 min can I get 50k?

>>723481406
Agreed. Anal is tighter at the entrance, but overall I find it kind of like not feeling anything.

Fuck her in the ass and I'll gladly go all day.

win win

>>723480952
Hell yeah nigga

>>723484867
Is this an old clip of her or a more recent one? She's gained a lot of weight

>>723480952
I wouldn't even care about the cash I'd just want to lose my virginity to someone moderately attractive

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>>723481151
damn i though i was the only one
>so normal the girl wants many rounds, and think you are a god

Someone post more Alexis Texas please

u know in pronos they are jacked up on boner pills and blow + they shoot a couple loads during filming and have a separate slut on the side to re-erect them (fluffer)
>my uncle was a sound guy

>>723480952
The real question is can she last. In 25 minutes id have her cumming so often her pussy would be sore for months after.

>>723480952

I could probably go 15

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>>723486445

>>723485444
>>723485198
I guess I got lucky with mine then. The bitch could suck a MEAN dick, but dammit, I was only there so my buddy could tag the 7/10 redhead she was out with that night. That and the fact that her pussy like I was fucking a gym sock full of Vaseline and sand.

>go fuck beautiful whore.
>If i last 25 mins I get 25 grand
>if I don't I blow in her pussy, get her pregnant and ruin her prospects for dating every other man on the planet.
I don't see the downside to this question, OP.

>>723484695
She is a fucking piggy

Yep, Im getting paid. I've always struggled to reach orgasm unless the woman was black. True but weird af

>>723480952

I've masturbated my self into oblivion at this point so there is no way id finish in 25 mins. Id take the bet.

>>723484695
pretty fucking gross there OP

>>723480952
Easy. Since I take SSRI antidepressants, it takes me more than a hour to cum. Even though my dick stays hard and all. Fucking frustrating to be honest. But hey 25k is 25k

Wear condoms go soft

Don't wear condoms last only 3-5 min
Sucks to be me

>>723488649
Lose some weight, and work on your cardio. It's blood pressure that keeps you hard. If you're out of shape, your shit wont work right.

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>>723484695
>7.5 richter scale

>>723488860
I am actually underweight

>>723488649
You're 50x more likely to have a heart attack if that's happening. Get on a whole foods plant based diet and fix your arteries.

I actually think I can get paid lol

>>723488941
Then eat a lot of protein, and start lifting weights. Pack on some lean muscle, and keep working your cardio. Higher lean muscle mass = better overall stamina. Better blood flow = better oxygen metabolizing = Even better overall stamina. Put on 20 or so pounds of lean muscle, and make sure you can jog around 3-4 miles. All the extra health benefits should help you last a HELL of a lot longer when balls deep in some ass.

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>>723486445

>>723490169

why did you crop out the local wildlife?

>>723482343
>she said she takes it as a compliment

kek, that's what they all say, unless she's your gf just forget about it nigga. she's never going to fuck you again. and as a guy who formerly used to cum in like 5 mins, work on it nigga. because if you don't work at AT LEAST lasting longer, then your chick is probably going to cheat on you. even if you suck dick at fucking pussy, as long as you can last long, bitches will be willing to just use you as a dildo attached to a mannequin, but if you nut in .5 seconds forget about it.

>>723480952
Easily.

Just do some dope or percocets if you're a pussy. You will never cum.

>>723482343
And then laughs at you with all of her friends. Who then laugh at you with all of THEIR friends. Who then post your story all over social media. Guess what? You never get laid again, until you are far FAR away from all of them.

I'm gay, but $25k is $25k, dude.

>>723490837

ewwww fag. get your gayness out of here. shouldn't you be like singing showtunes and sucking random cocks or something fag? Or better yet grooming young teenage boys for gay sex like Milo Yiannopolous?

just put some xylocaine in the tip of my dick
boom i can fuck for 2 hours straight

>>723480952
Not if you're black.

She doesn't do interracial porn

>>723490978
Milo's retarded as all hell.

But yes, I would love to sing showtunes.

>>723484695
THICC

No problem I can't cum because of antidepressants

>>723490227
lmao

>>723480952
If I could bust a nut in the bathroom first, I could fuck her for hours. Round 2 is my strong suit.

>>723491389
Fag.
Fags eat feces.

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>>723491854
lit

>>723490169
>dat chin

Due to the antidepressants I take I last around 40 mins, so I'd take the challenge

>>723481151
my problem is worse.....no matter how hot or how much i like the girl im about to fuck....i just cant even get a boner....

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I'd be getting paid, keep my mind distracted thinking about what I would do with the money.

>>723480952
No I cum many times, but can keep up for hours
all night if you want (on testo atm and haven't fucked in 2 years)

Tactical wank and I have a chance.

>>723491295
When I found out she doesn't fuck black guys she entered goddess tier

>>723490631
try to hide your jealousy, bro

>>723480952
i wouldn't get 25k but i would surely be the winner in that situation.

>>723480952
Easily, I doubt I'd feel much at all the way here flappy cunt's been stretched

>>723491295
>doesn't do interracial
Your retarded m8

>>723490631
why are you trying so hard to be bitter? I cum early a lot and it doesn't hurt my ability to score with women. I'm curretnly in a relationship.

>>723480952
Jerk off real quick before going in.

>>723492691
its true and you can't prove otherwise.

>>723480952
yes, i have neuropathy in my penis so i would barely feel a thing

>>723480952
Fuck yes. If you can't last 25 minutes you need to work on breathing and concentration. It took me a while, but I can last around 45 minutes, and when it is that long I go flacid because I am bored.

>invest 20 bucks on some decent mdma
>fuck that chick for 3 hours like a maniac
>???
>profit

>>723492691
Let's see a (non photoshopped) picture, then.

>>723493291
this. never had a problem getting/staying hard on mdma but I can't pop either.

profit: $24,980

>>723480952
Does it matter? It's a win win regardless.

>>723493427
Literaly google alexis texas interacial retard

>>723493291
i can't get it up during a roll
>sadface.jpg

>>723493658
Literally shoop'd images, dipshit.

>>723492691
(you)

>>723484317
Sauce please

>>723480952
Easiest 25,000 I would have ever made. I have never came during sex.

>>723480952

no chance

I cum in 30 seconds

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Yeah actually lol I can mentally make it really hard to come while still being hard

>>723490260
>>723490631
holy shit, this jealousy is painfull

With a condom on, yes. Without one, probably not.

>>723480952
Can I beat off and drink bourbon an hour before

ya with ky duration spray or trojan extended release condoms

>>723492259
same!

>>723480952
if i fap maybe before i can last cuz my dick gets numb

I'd do her, nut in 3 minutes, and go away without the money. Free poosi is good desu.

I fap so much and have such bad death grip that I'll have no problem, Can go until I get tired

>>723492981
she did interracial one time, but with an asisn

Old fucker here. I've been fucking for 30 years now and I can: keep fucking after I cum, hold it all night, blow in 2 minutes, blow on demand, and even do a convincing fake.

where do I go for this contest

>>723480952
Nah, improbably getting a child though

>>723483177
So youre terrible at sex?

Gotcha

Bitch I fucked my wife for an hour this morning before I came over to fuck your mother.

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>>723483177
He said maintaining a constant pace, not a fast pace. 1 thrust every 25 minutes is a constant pace.

>>723499081
Sorry, steady pace. Still applies.

Prolly not getting paid
but idc cuz im gettin laid

it would be nice. but its an honor to penetrate

>>723480952
after a few drinks? Piece of cake. I have pornstar stamina then.

100% sober, i still think I could. I just would think about something else for the first 20 minutes.

I have almost no feeling in my dick I could literally go until I became dehydrated

Trying to find videos of her when she's the size she is in the OP's picture. Not having much luck. Anyone?