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What's /b/'s favourite liquor?

>pic related
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aquavit masterrace
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>>723477483
Same
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>>723477483
Did you just randomly get that picture because you have posted literal shit tier vodka. That shit's like $32 and tastes like ass. TBH Absolute is the best 'low-mid' tier vodka on the market. Smirnoff is over-rated crap.
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>>723477483
How do you drink Russian Standard anything other than straight out of the freezer as a shot? It tastes like fucking nail varnish. I can only ever drink it as a last resort.
>>723479374
You are being robbed for paying that. We pay like £13 for it here and even that shit is too much.
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Kraken and coke masterrace. Or Fireball cos I'm secretly a wigger.
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Everclear
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>>723479474
I mean Australia taxes alcohol pretty fucking hard. It's stupid. Smoking pot is cheaper than drinking.
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>>723477483

Jameson, Jack, Crown Royal.
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>>723479374 I'm new to drinking. A few months now. This thread was kind of a way to get ideas.
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>>723479374
Agreed that Smirnoff is shit though.
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>>723479557
>Kraken and coke masterrace

I had no idea this was a popular thing. Thought I was the only one to know about that. It really is the greatest thing ever.
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>>723479764
Boy how old are you? Drink your dads budweiser and fuck off.
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>>723479764
Oh shit yeah all good man I thought so. Personally I would recommend 'Grants - Scotch Whiskey (blended, not single malt.. unless you can aford single malt because that shit is fucking amamzing)' Scotch Whiskey is hands down fucking amazing. Would recommend. You can drink Grants on the rocks, mix it with lemonaid or coke. It's fucking great regardless and cheap for how good it is.
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>>723479952
Yeah, my friends and I all drink Kraken and coke. We evolved from Captains and coke when that got stale.
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This and coke seems to be my winner
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>>723477483
For me its always changing, but the last couple months I've been drinking a lot of pic related
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Call me a faggot but this shit is fucking delicious
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>>723480194

puff
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>>723479967
Beer is fucking rancid. I prefer cider. I'm 20 but I live alone. You decide if that makes me a proper adult mate, if you've nothing better to do.

>>723479994
Thanks. You have any rum recommendations? I don't mind the taste of whisky but it kind of has a weird effect on my mind. Rum I enjoy though.
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>>723479474
Lucky you aren't in Canada. A 1.18 litre bottle here is around $40 for the cheapest shit you can get. For $13 the biggest bottle you can get is a 375ml bottle.
Its basically like >>723479667 said about Australia, it's taxed to hell.
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>>723480262
>Rum

See >>723479557
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>>723477483
biggest shit ever.. made in Poland
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Vodka and milk
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>>723480426
Noice
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>>723480262
Drink better beer then faggot.
Go to the craft isle at the local superstore and pick some beer that looks cool. That's how I started my craft wankery. Also drink Kraken rum or Bacardi Oakheart.
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best gin ever
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> mfw currently drunk on like 6 shots of this

Reyka is love. Reyka is life. Reyka really is something else.
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>>723480262
Aww damn, whisky is life.. however regardless - For a nice priced rum i'd say Cap Morgans is like your babies first spiced rum. Coruba is also pretty lit rum, not too expensive. For your best low priced rum i'd recommend Club Amada. I mean it's shit but it's cheap.
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>>723479851
>Jack Daniels
Literally the shittiest whiskey ever made. I haven't tried that fireball ripoff shit though, and I don't ever plan on it.
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>>723480568
agree
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>>723480426
Love Irish whiskey
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>>723480568

Last time I had JD I got so fucking drunk. Drinking by the mouth full. Never again will I go that. And the fact I drank other shit on top should of killed me or at least put me in hospital
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i'm irish but i drank a handle this mornin of jim bean
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>>723480552
Cap'n Morgan I've tried. You have good taste anon... I'll see about that coruba.

>>723480374
Acknowledged.
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You fucking faggots don't know a good drink when you see it Fiji water masterrace.
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>>723480534
>6 shots
>drunk

Anyway, I prefer this.
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Any vodka with white monster or coke. Just enough so i can just taste it, gives it a nice edge.

Prefer it with monster gives me a nice caffiene high with the downer if alcohil.
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>>723480852
Hell yeah. If you want god tier Duvel clone, try Houblon Chouffe. You'll never drink anything else again.
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>>723477483
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Chivas regal couple chunks of ice splash of lemonade
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going to have a few glasses later tonight
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>>723480458
Somebody likes clockwork orange...
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>>723477483

Four Roses (Small Batch). It's just an incredible go to bourbon that is refined in its taste, smooth on the palate, and easy on the wallet. No cut corners here.
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>>723479374
so which vodka?
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>>723481377
No,no, no- elitists don't share what they enjoy; they talk about what they hate and why you should hate it to.
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>>723480036
My nigga
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Yo I'm a newfag to hard liquor and I was wondering, how much Jager meister and cheap vodka would get me wasted at 210 pounds 6.2 foot. Thanks and definitely will try some of these.
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All you pussies need to stay outa your moms liquor cabinet and in the kitchen while grown men drink.
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>>723481536
oh I see. too bad. I like koskenkorva but if there is something superior in the same price range I’d love to know it
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>>723481252
Joe?
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>>723479374
OP here again, and for the record, I think Russian Standard is cheaper in England. In case you're interested. I prefer it to Absolut.
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>>723480852

To be fair, I haven't eaten today.

Also, I'm a pussy.
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>>723482109
absolut is incredibly overrated
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>>723482222
Niiiiiice quads.

And yeah, a bit.
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>>723480920
Agree
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>>723480060
Same
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>>723481861
Shit tier redneck garbage.
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>>723481850
Jager is shit. And just drink and find out yourself what it takes. I'm 145 and can out drink people twice my size no problem. Everyone handles liquor differently.
Don't be a retard and start chugging cus you'll just end up pissing everyone off while you act like a drunk bitch and start puking everywhere.
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>>723480568
>Burbon
You fucking nonce
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>>723483324
>From the makers of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
You fucking nonce
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What is the smoothest liquor (minimal burn) with the highest proof?
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Thinking about picking up a bottle of this tonight. A few friends told me its not the greatest, but I love Trailer Park Boys and want to keep the bottle.
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>>723483604
>Americans think they can call it whisky
You fucking unibummer.
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>>723477483
Old Monk rum

Barring that, a nice bourbon like Woodford Reserve
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>>723483798
>a nice bourbon like Woodford Reserve
>a nice bourbon
>like Woodford Reserve
>Woodford
>nice
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>>723483798
Forgot pic
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>>723483710
No matter what you get, the higher the proof the more it burns. The less something burns the more it usually costs.
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>>723482062

No, but Joe sounds like a pretty cool guy.
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This
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>>723480060
Jim beam is my recent go to for mixing/getting wasted.

>>723479851
fucking loved this because cinnamon gives me boners.


currently I have pic related though and it's great. Amazing bottle too
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This shit right here
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Vodka is the best way for me to minimise my dreadful hangovers, but it just is not enjoyable like whisky is
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My homemade liquor is entirely popular
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>>723481536
Topkek
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>tfw drank two bottles of hard alcohol
>still pretty sober
>such is life of a mongolian

but yeah, Russian standard is pretty good votka

i prefer calvados though, dupont to be exact
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I still need tips on great not incredibly expensive vodka! russian standard and koskenkorva is fine but what then...
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>>723485584
also, protip
if it has shit like this on the bottle >>723484416
its overpriced shit for faggots
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>>723477483
Thats honest crap. Even Absolut is a cleaner spirit than that.

Tanqueray No 10.
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Sorry lads I hate hard liqueur only thing I can handle is this am I a pussy? Also the only other thing I like is some honey Hennessy
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>>723486132
yeah. if you can't drink vodka you are the pussiest pussy ever. vodka is like water.
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>>723486268
>vodka is like water
what sort of fucking vodka do you drink?
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>>723486322
I think he means it has no flavor.
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A careful mixture of espadín, bicuishe, and mexicano agaves, distilled by the master Beto Ortiz in Bramaderos, Oaxaca for "Licores del Papa y el Diablo, S.A. de C.V." (The Pope's and the Devil's Liquors, Inc.). 95 proof.
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>>723486362
No, he means that "vodka" is Russian for "water".
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>>723486322
>>723486362
lol yeah that's what I meant
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>>723486541
no but that could have been true, if it's true?
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Fucking Baileys son. There's no better
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>>723486541
"Vod" means water. "Ka" is a nominative used to indicate something is bad.

Vodka means, literally, bad water.
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>>723486693
but.... it's the best water?!
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>>723482222
>>723482109
>>723481377
>>723481536
>>723480920
>>723480458
>>723479892
>>723479474
>>723479374
>>723477483

russian here, the standard rules of migrants or disabled people:
smirnoff is ok
russian standard is ok
absolut is best

this rule is only a trend, don't listen to it, try the drinks yourself and if you're lucky you will find a superior vodka that is cheap!

my picture consists the best avaible vodka in germany so far for my own taste and the taste of many I have had the honour to drink with

Good vodka is not known in your country, trust me, if you go with absolut, smirnoff (which is no vodka by definition) and standard you get a good vodka for a high price, a too high price
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What kind of good sake do you know?
I only know ozekys and have no idea if its a good choice
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Jack Daniels is generally ass juice

This shit, however, is the Godliest Bourbon I've had.
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Pic related.
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>>723486776
what other Russian vodkas do you prefer?
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>>723486693
>"Vod" means water.
>voda means water

"Ka" is a nominative used to indicate something is bad.

>"Vod" means water. "Ka" is a nominative used to indicate something is bad.
absolute bullshit, it only indicates that your brain is used to talk something that is bad

russky answes: the "ka" in vodka symbolises something FEMININE, like Devotshka, in a form of comprehension and attemt to sound something more cute, like "Voditshka" <- language used at the word Voda/Water
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Can't go wrong with this
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>>723486776
Get Babushka to export some kvass to us lesser Slav countries please.
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>>723487068
The last time I had bells I got so drunk I fell very awkwardly and nearly had my leg amputated.
Fuck Bells. It tastes like shit too.
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>>723486776
Finn here
if it tastes like petrol, its shit votka or koskenkorva.
if it tastes like alcohol, its good votka
fucking hipsters
it really is that simple
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Been drinking mostly this recently, even though it's not really my favourite.
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>>723487217
what vodka do you prefer then? jävla finnar ska alltid veta bäst!
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Polish family, always had this in the house. Grew up loving it. Still do
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>>723477483
Good choice, comrade.
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>>723477483
Hennessy but its too expensive so im drinking cheap vodka mostly.
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>>723487125
:( my baabushkas dead, I only buy kwass from russian store, which tastes not so good...
for real: my grannies are dead and self made kwass tastes absolutely great! I think you can't get the supplies for selfmaking outside of a slav land
(btw. russians aren't slav, they're a mix of finnourgic with slavs and other nations, "pure" russians are a mix of scandinavic blood and finno urgic, like finns)

>>723487217
russian here:
you finns still get to russia to be able to drink?
no offense, real question.
And I disagree on your opinion about vodka, ask your head the next morning and also ask your stomach
real bad vodka is made of sugar derivates
mid tier vodka is made of potatoe
vodka tier vodka is made of wheat

>>723487016
I have been in germany for over 20 years, the vodka I get at the russian store is middle tier

I only drank one good vodka that a russian friend brought from said land, it was so good I cannot remember the name
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Brandy's pretty good too
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>>723487722
>you finns still get to russia to be able to drink?
wut? thats not a thing im aware of.
there was a prohibition in like the 1930's, but even then i dont recall russia being a factor in people getting drunk

>>723487387
since im not a fucking hipster, i dont really give two shits about votkas. But I drank a bottle of Russian Stantard Black and it didnt taste like gasoline, and made me really drunk. So i guess it was good. I would strongly recommend something else though if you want good strong alcohol. Austrian peanut-booze is fun, french rotten apple booze is my favourite, and bourbons are good in my opinion. But it is a matter of taste of course
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>>723488618
only hipsters in Finland drink vodka? lol
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Vodka or Bourbon
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>>723487184
Taste is great. Just don't drink it like it's water haha
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>>723478330
>>723478330
Dane confirmed
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>>723488618
sorry finnbro, seems like a misunderstanding, I've been fed shit then though and that makes me sad. My contacts said that large numbers of finns visit russia to get drunk for less money and usually get fucking wild in big cities with vodka and girls and so on...
I somehow really like finns, all I met were real dudes, we should do more stuff together...
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>>723477483
Slav detected
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>>723488825
how would i know?
Im hikkokomori alcoholic, kind of.
programmer and "hoodrat", when i see my friends every two months we just do drugs and fuck around
But when it comes to booze I know my shit
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>>723479557
This. Not for the taste, but have had a lot of this on the seven seas. +5 for nostalgia
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>>723480852
6 points for you
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>>723486993
This
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>>723488958
if it's been properly filtered like multiple times it can go down just like water
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>>723483744
Its decent as fuck. Goes down smooth, followed by a nice after-burn to remind you of your testicles
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>>723479557
I like kraken, not the best but enjoyable. Friends hate it.
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the one and only bacardi coke
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>>723488218
>grey goose
Pleb confirmed.
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>>723490183
Are you a 40 year old woman or gay gentleman?
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>>723490053
Get new friends
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Mix this with coke zero (no other kind of coke) and have a magical buttery taste in your mouth.

>in b4 I don't mix
Fuck you.
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>>723490450
>coke cocktails
Lulz what a fucking pleb
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>>723480053

my nigga
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Purely by taste, Jägermeister and Captain Morgan.

Korn is also nice.
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>>723490638
Like I said
>Fuck you.
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>>723490450
>aged 12 years
>mix with coke zero

Do you want people to hate you?
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When the wallet is good

CC or Forty Creek more often though
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>>723490724
Trust me maan. If more people tried it you'd understand why it's a delicacy.
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Beer and Tequila
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>>723490719
I didn't say that I don't mix, you fucking retard. I just don't use shit-tier stuff like coke in my cocktails.
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>>723477483
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I often drink Russian Standard Imperia. Its really smooth.

And alot of the times i drink my homemade moonshine. The quality of it has far surpassed absolut. The downside being that it is 96% alcohol, so i usually get way too wasted. Much smaller hangovers than when i drink store brand vodka though.
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>>723490696
I prefer slipknot
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>>723490956
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I would never get drunk with any of you fuckers. And that's a major loss, I'm super funny
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Stand-by if I just want a drink. Been trying out various ryes in an old fashioned most of the time though.
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>not drinking nearly pure alcohol
Literal plebs.
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>>723491218
tell us a joke then funny man
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>>723477483
czechfag here. Drinking it right now
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>>723491270

By the way, if you're ever around, stop by their distillery. One of the better tours.
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>>723486693
-ka is a hyperchoristic diminutive, thus "dear little water".
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>>723491179
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>>723491313
how do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
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>>723491396
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>>723491559
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whatever the cheapest and biggest bottle of vodka
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>>723479557
Any dark rum and coke is pretty damn nice.
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>>723490450
OP here. Sometimes I mix, sometimes I don't.
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>>723491559
wow thanks frankie boyle that was pretty poor
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>>723481545
I miss the old packaging with the woven cover and bee pin, but great choice!
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>>723491485
fmk

the eyes tell it
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More of a beer guy. Patron and grey goose are the shit though
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>>723486776
OP again.

I'm drinking now, hence slow responses, but thanks for the info. I do like vodka a lot, but price is an obstacle. But anyway yeah vodka makes me feel like erm. An untouchable fairy and makes me giggle like a fool. Excuse the faggotry.
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>>723491559
Bravo! Here's a meme for your efforts.
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>>723477483
My slav
>>723479374
What in the hell is good to you then
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>>723495125
Not russian standard
also OP just posted that vodka at random he doesn't even drink outside of captain morgans WHAT A FAGGOT
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>>723495417
and smirnoff 40%
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>>723495280
I'm drinking Russian Standard right now mate. I buy vodka more often than rum.
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Easy
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>>723490791
A man with good taste.

Currently drinking pic related.
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Anyway yeah new guys to the thread, to reiterate, I'm NEW to alcohol. Only a few months.

Maybe my choice is peasant like but literally what the fuck am I supposed to do?

Kek

Ah well
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any drink recommendations (my dad let me drink at the bar with him since I'm not 21 yet)

I've had

Capt 7
Rootbeer float (yes its alcohol they recommended it
gin and dew

I didn't like any of them but the gin and dew was the best of them all
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>>723495870
Apart from starting this thread. You know. You guys educate my English ass.
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>>723492569
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>>723495932
Go with pops to the nearest superstore, and go to the craft beer aisle, then go pick out several beers you think look cool.
That's how i became a craft wanker. Spirits wise? Experiment, to impress your dad and not look like a gin and tonic drinking faggot, dark rum and coke, or any cheapo whiskey and coke.
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>>723493510
"Zhizenniz voda" (water of life) first appears in Russian records as far back as the 12th century. … Vodka begins with the production of high proof alcohol, known as grain neutral spirits. These grain neutral spirits can be produced from the fermented mash of any grain, and in some particular cases even molasses is used. … What the vodka producer is attempting to do is to make the purest spirit possible by removing as many of the impurities – the fusel oils, acids, "higher" alcohol, etc. – from the grain neutral spirits. Since there are no legally required methods or standards (with the exception that it must be "without distinctive character, aroma, taste or color") a great deal of the quality of a vodka depends solely on the individual producer.
–Stan Jones, Jones' Complete Barguide (1977)

Stan Jones was writing specifically for the United Snakes market, wherein vodka continues to this day to be made by watering down azeotropic ethanol (what he calls "grain neutral spirits") and selling the result at exorbitant prices: Skyy, for example.

"Water of life" is also found in Latin as aqua vitae, the Danish aquavit and the precursor to gin.
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>>723496172
the smell of beer is horrid to me so beer is out of the question but vodka I heard is tasteless and thats why many drink it
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This with a not so bitter tonic.
Can anyone recommend some other gin which is more on the citrusy, fresh side of the spectrum?
Currently own 12 different bottles and this plus Bombays Sapphire East are my favourites.
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>>723477483
Russian Standard is overrated garbage. Monpolowa or Luksusowa are cheaper and better. RS is Tito's-tier garbage.
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>>723496322
Vodka taste like kerosene
Stick with tasty stuff like Thunderbird
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>>723495932
OP here. I've no recommendations sorry.

Just think it's interesting about that 21 thing. You can buy alcohol at 18 here. Are you American?

Can't you get your dad to buy your booze for you? Like at the supermarket I mean. Not sure I'd want my dad to see me drunk. And if you want to get really drunk, freedom helps. For me anyway.
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>>723496322
Try better beer then.
Vodka tastes like paint remover.
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>>723496322
Why no beer?
Vodka taste like clear spray paint
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>>723496277
Thanks m8

I'm too drunk. But I've screenshotted it. Will read later. Top kek
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>>723496612
>>723496694
>>723496855
Samefag
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>>723490956
>consuming alcohol any way other than straight/potentially on the rocks
I think I hear the faggot police catching up, you better run faster
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>>723496931
Edgy
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Pic related.
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>>723496855
beer is horrible and you dont get drunk from it, i can drink a litre of vodka and not blackout so beer is not for me
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>>723497178
You and I are in the same boat man.

Nice to know I'm not alone.
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>>723496928
3 different fags
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>>723497460
i just dont get drunk, its really annoying. i have to drink ALOT, and thats why i prefer parties where you bring your own drinks, going to a bar isnt worth it
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>>723497933
Man that sucks.

Well you don't have to drink straight. Some might cry "BLASPHEMY" but you can get drunk quicker if you just mix it with something.

But yeah. As I said before. Freedom helps a bit man. You need a full bottle and some time to experiment.

I've never been to a bar to be honest. Might be more expensive.
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>>723479557
Last time I had kraken I was throwing up blood the next day, most likely unrelated but due to the association I can't drink it anymore.
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>>723498497
Some space to experiment*
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>>723498716
Throwing up blood? Hmm. Creepy shit.

But that kinda makes me want to try it more.

Maybe I'm a masochist.
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>>723479374
>Smirnoff is over-rated crap.

Smirnoff is good for when you want quantity over quality.
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>>723477483

Fine choice.
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Balentines or ketel 1,both no good ,like any other endgame liquids
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>>723486993

Never tried the 18 year old but the 10 year and quarter cask are the shit.

Also like the 12 year Old Pultney for when I'm not in the mood for so much peat.
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>>723499148
I dunno man. I'm not the guy you're responding to, but last time I drank that stuff I vomited.

I'm the OP by the way, and I prefer Russian Standard not because of the taste but because it's a lot smoother.
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>>723480568

I still drink JD on ice, double. It was what I first drank as a kid (except for beer) so it's something I find comforting.

I do prefer Booker's though.
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D
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>>723480852

My favorite beer.
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>>723499196
Thanks.
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>>723487382
Vitun tyhmä homo. Tee itsemurha.

HEHEHEHEEEHHEEHEHEHHHE
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>>723481377

Vodka all tastes the same. Cheaper stuff might give you a headache like any other cheap spirit. People don't want to admit it because they like feeling cool when they hand over $70 for whatever bullshit trendy bottle they're looking forward to posting on Instagram that night.
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>>723490791

Top shelf. My wife gets me a bottle once a year or so.
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I'm on the wagon now but in my drinking days I was all about double cross vodka, or Titos if I was saving money.
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>>723498716

Alcohol poisoning, maybe?
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