If Tom Cruise were a boxer he'd be Tom Bruise

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>>723477426
And if he was tired he'd be Tom Snooze?

>>723477426
if he was a drink he'd be Tom Booze

>>723477426
If he were the OP he would be...a huge faggot.

If Tom Cruise was a reporter he would be Tom News.

If Tom Cruise was OP he would be a Faggot!

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>>723477865

haha ecks de

If Tom Cruise was from new York he would be Tom from Syracuse.

>>723477960
You first.

>>723477426
hahahahahahha

If he was throwing up all the time he'd be Tom Spews

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>>723477426

If Tom Cruise was cooked in an oven he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom Cruise was black he'd be Tom Nigger

>>723477426
If Tom Cruise ate laxatives he'd be Tom Poos.

If he wasn't the real Tom but was tricking everyone, he'd be a Tom Ruse.

If Tom Cruise were in second place he'd be Tom Lose.

If Tom Cruise made footwear he'd be Tom Shoes.

If Tom Cruise liked it on top he'd be Dom Cruise.

If Tom Cruise were a terrorist he'd be Bomb Cruise.

If Tom Cruise were in a gang he'd be Tom Crews.

If Tom Cruise could inspire me he'd be Tom Muse.

If Tom Cruise was sad, he'd be Tom Blues

If Tom Cruise got high he'd be Tom Glues

If Tom Cruise liked gum he'd be Tom Chews

If Tom Cruise was an std he'd be Tom Ooze

If Tom Cruise pissed all the time he'd be Tom Loos

If Tom Cruise were in a union he'd pay Tom Dues.

If Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues

If Tom Cruise was a lawyer he'd be Tom Sues

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If Tom Cruise lost his car and kept asking about it he'd be Tom Dudes

If Tom Cruise threw tantrums he'd be Tom Terrible-Twos

>>723480489
Lol!

If Tom Cruise were a nigga on 40" blades he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise had a twin brother he would be Tom Two's

If Tom Cruise was a cook he'd be Tom Stews

If Tom Cruise was a detective he would be Tom Clues

>>723477865
Perhaps he's Tom Yous.

If Tom Cruise was inspiring a creative genius, he'd be Tom Muse

>>723480949
Jej

>>723477426
If Tom Cruise was a religion he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise was muck he'd be Tom Gooze

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If Tom Cruise was in WWII he'd be Tom Jews.

If Tom Cruise had a squirrel sidekick he'd be Tom Moose.

If Tom Cruise was an animal he'd be Tom Zoos

>>723480994
FAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!

..I lost by 9 seconds.

If Tom Cruise housed animals he'd be Tom Zoos

>>723481298
3 min 9 sec

If Tom Cruise were asleep he'd be Tom Snooze.

If Tom Cruise was a hooker he'd be Tom Used

If Tom Cruise failed to wake up when his alarm went off, he would be Tom Snooze

>>723477426
if tom cruise were an alcoholic he'd be tom booze.

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these threads remind me of how good /b/ used to be
thx anon

>>723478398
Uncle Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise were a nuclear physicist he'd be Tom Fuse

If Tom Cruise was a bomb he'd be Tom Fuse

If Tom were a terrible actor he's be Tom boos

If Tom Cruise had to leave he'd be Tom Excuse

If Tom Cruise was the defendant in a rape case he'd be Tom Accused.

If Tom was a sane person he wouldn't be in scientology

If Tom Cruise built things then he would be Tom Screws

If Tom Cruise birthed a baby he'd be Mom Cruise.

>>723477426
If he couldn't make up his mind he'd be Tom Choose!!!

If Tom was Mexican he'd be Tom Cruz

Fucking good thread

If Tom Cruise cleaned chimneys he'd be Tom Flues.

>>723481683
Kek

If Tom Cruise were an altar boy he'd be Tom Abused

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If Sean Connery was an oil magnate he'd be Sean Refinery

If Tom Cruise were an endangered species he might be Tom Zoos.

>>723481695
Lol!

>>723481823
Wrong thread?

If Tom Cruise were an investment he'd be Tom Accrues.

If Tom was sleeping in he'd be Tom snooze

If Tom Cruise were a scam artist he'd ve Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise squashed fruit he'd be Tom Juice

If Sean Connery was stoned all the time he'd be Sean Gonery

>>723477426
If Tom Cruise was sick he'd be Tom Spews.

>>723481823
If Sean Connery was debating he'd be Sean Contrary

>>723482118
>>723482008
You can't just change the thread anon

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>>723481501

>>723477426
If Tom Cruise was waiting in line he'd be Tom Queues

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>>723477960

if Tom Cruise was from California he'd be Tom Santa Cruz

>>723482267
If Tom Cruise was a demolitions expert he'd be Tom Diffuse

If Tom Cruise were a mother of twins he'd be Mom of Twos

>>723482399
If Tom Cruise fucked his mother he'd be Tom Taboos

>>723482503
LOL

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If Tom Cruise was a missile he'd be Tom Cruise.

>>723482503
If Tom Cruise was a boater he'd be Tom Canoes

>>723482637
Or Tom Cruise

>>723482637
If Tom Cruise lived in Australia he'd be Tom Kangaroos

>>723480949
fucking rekt

If Tom Cruise was a group of large, flightless birds he'd be Tom Emus

If Tom Cruise was a different color he'd be Tom Hues

If Tom Cruise were a seasoned criminal he'd be Con Cruise.

>>723482788
If Tom Cruise played billiards he'd be Tom Cues

If Tom Cruise were a kike he'd be Tom jews

>>723482684
If Tom Cruise was in the shower he'd be Tom Shampoos

If Tom Cruise could not tell a lie he'd be Tom Trues.

If Tom Cruise was charged with domestic violence he'd be Tom Abuse

If Tom Cruise played the game, He'd be Tom Lose

If Tom Cruise lived in Uganda he'd be Tom Eatdapoopoos

>>723482855
If Tom Cruise was a critic he'd be Tom Reviews

if Tom Cruise lived in Louisiana he'd be Tom Bayous

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>>723480949
Underrated post

If Tom Cruise were an underripe banana he'd be Tom Chartreuse.

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>>723482952
LOL

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>>723477426
If Tom Cruise was german, he'd be Thomas Krause

if Tom Cruise liked to grill he'd be Tom Barbecues

If Tom Cruise was CNN he'd be Tom Fake News.
>I'll be here all week

If Tom Cruise were a good artist he would be Com Truise

If Tom Cruise was Swedish he would be raped by Muslims.

if Tom Cruise was in Top Gun he'd be Tom Goose

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if tom cruise sucked dick behind 7-11 for nickels, he would be tom cruise

If Tom Cruise lived in India he'd be Tom Loos

if Donald Trump came to 4chan he would be Donald Bump

>>723477426
If Tom Cruise was a full-retard scientologist, he'd be Tom Cruise.

When He takes a shit he's Tom Poopoos.
When he watches fireworks he's Tom Ahhs and Oohhs.
When he talks scientology he's Tom Religious Ruse.
When he stars in a kids show with a cartoon dog he's Tom Blues Clues.
When he is the perfect accessory to a dress worn to a high school dance he is Prom Shoes.
Stretching a bit now.

if tom cruise lost a bet he'd be tom lose

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>>723482399
>Diffuse
Do you mean Defuze?

If Bernie Sanders was a socialist cuck he'd be Bernie Sanders

>>723483891
Yes i meant defuse!

If Tom Cruise had a twin brother, they'd be Tom Twos

>>723483986
If Tom Cruise was an artist he'd be Tom Tattoos

If Tom Cruise were moldy he would be Tom Mildews

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if he ndrank sunny dee he'd be tom sunny dee

If Tom Cruise was studying anatomy he'd be Tom Sinews

If Tom Cruise hanged himself he would be Tom Noose.

If Tom Cruise was bad at winning he'd be Tom Lose.

If Tom Cruise was sleepy he'd be Tom Snooze.

If Tom Cruise was black he'd be Tom Coons.

>>723477426
You're right. He would be called that.