So, this creep has been stalking my mom and sending all sorts

>>723474002
Surprise ass fuck

get to know where he lives. after that all is up to you

>>723474002
looks like a manlet
tell him to fuck off

Shave his gay hair off in his sleep

>>723474002
take dis nigga's cheeks

>>723474002
Dude looks chill, your mom probs needs a good slam, she should be so lucky to have a guy sniffing around

>>723474002

>be op
>be manlet
>occasionally hear mom getting plowed.
>cry myself to sleep at the sound of bellowing whale in pain.
>wake up to find mom smiling a lot
>think to myself: when Madara Uchiha used the Mangekyo Sharingan in Naruto in episode 649 (part b), 12 minutes and 9 seconds into the scene, he describes being able to control emotional state via gejutsu. My mom is under genjutsu too!"
>cry myself to sleep wishing I was Naruto. Hear mom getting plowed again.
>wake up next morning and goes to /b/: I must use my ninja skills intelligently. I'll just say mom's new bf this week is a stalker. /b/ is known for helping women in need.
>shit posts some story about stalker
>"this ought to do it!"

Kill yourself op.

>>723474002
Don't do anything your mom wouldn't consent to. This isn't a movie.

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>>723474767

>>723474767
Top fucking kek

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>>723474767
HOLY SHIT
MERCILESS

>>723474767
burnt

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>>723474002
Tell him she's underage and you are reporting him to the TSA

>>723474767
>be op
>be euro-trash
>deep in a greasy favella, a single mom gets plowed
>cry myself to sleep with the rhythmic sound of meat slapping
>secretly wish it was me
>post guy on /b/

Create another account and pose as an attractive female. Flirt with him. Make him get his attention off of your mom and onto you the fake profile. And if he really likes your mom, then he wouldn't be flirting other women. Show your mother the convos between you and him and that will be that.

>>723475530
Look mom, I pretended to be a girl on the internet to flirt with that guy you know, look what I said i'd let him do to me.

>>723474002
Tell him to get his hands off your girl.
make some subtle comments
?????
actually fucking your mom.

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stalk him
run up behind him
pour muriatic acid down his back
its sold as driveway cleaner
he wont bother your mom anymore

>>723475618
hahahahahahaha

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>>723474767
laughed

thanks anon

Is that John Wick.

>>723474002
Fuck his asshole

>>723474002
Is your mom fat?