If Elon Musk were an elephant he'd be Elon Tusk

Try story:

I had an interview at SpaceX for an engineering position and it didn't go well

Tried applying to a different branch and got an automated email saying "I am redflagged from any position at any of Elon Musk's companies"

feels bad.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:08:18 Post No.723478898
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:08:18 Post No.723478898 [Report]

>>723478838
The lord of autism doesn't approve. Back to the gutter with you.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:10:56 Post No.723479056
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>>723471467
if Elon Musk were OP
he'd be dopey OP

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:18:56 Post No.723479578
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>>723478838
What the fuck did you say? That you were opposed to corporate welfare or something?

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:24:28 Post No.723479933
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:24:28 Post No.723479933 [Report]

>>723479578
>corporate welfare

The government literally relies on his company to send food to their employees. In space. There are worse things to subsidize.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:28:08 Post No.723480161
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>>723479578
Yeah...literally only made one mistake but as soon as it happened I could just tell it was over for me. Things got awkward real fast

Blanked on how to describe the Carnot Cycle.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:33:26 Post No.723480538
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>>723479933
> There are worse things to subsidize.
Like electric cars for the rich.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:35:45 Post No.723480710
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>>723479578
>What the fuck did you say?
"Hello my name is Elon Musk and I-" "Hehe, if you were an elephant, you'd be Elon Tusk"

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:44:26 Post No.723481305
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:44:26 Post No.723481305 [Report]

>>723480161
> actually checking to see if people know shit
That's Unamerican. You're supposed to look at a diploma, not check to see if they have a brain.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:45:41 Post No.723481391
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:45:41 Post No.723481391 [Report]

If Elon Musk were a musk rat he would be Elon Musk Rat

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:51:16 Post No.723481762
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:51:16 Post No.723481762 [Report]

If Elon Musk was a nigger, he'd be Tyrone Musk

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 07:10:16 Post No.723482890
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 07:10:16 Post No.723482890 [Report]

if elon musk were an air conditioner he would be freon musk

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 07:11:17 Post No.723482962
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 07:11:17 Post No.723482962 [Report]

if elon musk sucked dicks behind 7-11 for nickels.... he would be elon musk

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