so, this is my time machine /b/, something to say?

>>723470729
is it a time machine?

>>723470729
DO NOT LET HITLER DIE!!!

>>723470729
destroy every single holy book

>>723470729
op lives in a country cottage.
op got a dog or cat.
op has siblings.

>>723470729
I received that same package tomorrow

cylindrical mass inside rotating at near lightspeed to induce closed timelike paths near the ends? cool.

no, wait, that's just a fucking cardboard box.

>>723471072
1 nope
2 cat
3 yes

>>723471180
well then you have a great balcony

Time travel is impossible. Especially now that they've proven that neutrinos can't travel faster than light.

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>>723470729
Quick hop in OP I will seal the machine with duct tape to keep out harmful time particles and we can mail you to the future.

>>723471603
I am from the future and I do not agree.

>>723470729
Murder every religion founder so we can have FTL tech right now.

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>>723471603
Neutrinos just don't go past the speed limit, or else they'd get a ticket.

>>723471603
The only thing that might was proven is, that we dont know how to make neutrions travel faster then light.

What is under the label

>>723472262
(op) magic :D

Prove it
>bring me back Madonna at the age of 18 or you lie

looks like italian tape

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>>723470729
this is no longer your time machine
it is now my time machine

>>723472505
(op) i can't, it would destroy the entire coexistent universe, don't u saw it in the movies?

>>723472861
(op) wait, what?

>>723472949
Ok maybe a sports book from the 60's then
I want it to be true

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>>723472861
i was ez as fuck to stole it bitch

>>723473108
(op) now i can't, someone stole my time machine D:

>>723470919
Don't let hitler invade Russia, the rest will work itself out

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(op) motherfuckers

>>723474379
Holy shit, it's real.