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hit a cabinet with some kitchen equipment. Could be worse

In not tyat screwed really. I broke my mobile device, a window, and some of the roof.

Im pretty fucked, i just destroyed my 2.5k$ gaming pc. Time to an hero

>>723466971
Was supporting my head with the left arm while scratching it with my thumb. Possibly the best it could go.

I was combing my beard with my hand, so I'm DEAD.

there goes the toilet paper.

It blew up my phone. And my hand was pointed a metal door anyway. No biggie.

Just shot my jaw clean off, was resting my head on my hand.

there goes the dick.

>>723466971
Dude, it hit right in my head. Thats an awesome day for me because i get to die.

Welp, there goes my plastic container full of lollipops. Now all the lollipops are all over the floor.

>>723466971
rip my doggos face :(

Im sat having a shit while literal shitposting on my phone, i was just wiping when i read this so i guess i just got assfucked by buckshot

>>723466971
It blew off my right hand.
Now I have a shotgun that's out of ammo for one hand and nothing for the other.
:|

>>723466971
Literally in my pocket, pointing directly at my dick. Fuck.

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>>723466971
It looks like I had a malfunction.

i was scratching my balls when i read that, hopefully bleed out soon

I just killed my dad kek

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>>723466971
Well my handful of Maynards Wine Gums are now on the fucking ceiling

rip my right arm

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i'm fine, but my keyboard, monitor and one of my speakers are fucked. also i am a crap shot.

>>723466971
Screen blown to shit along with window .. oh well

>>723466971
Lost the tip of my cock and my right leg below the thigh

>>723466971

Well I just blew my fucking keyboard to pieces :(

Blew my face off

I do this to stop my dick from touching the toilet bowl and I run across this thread ffs? My shits gone now :(

ceiling

>>723466971
probably hearling loss in left ear

If the shotgun shoots in the direction of my palm then my laptop and bed mattress get fucked. If I'm shooting like megaman from my wrist joint then my laptop get's fucked my little entry level quadcopter gets fucked and possibly some damage to my amp head. It's an old Carvin tube head so it would probably be fine though.

right forearm is fucked up now

Blew my kneecap off you asshole.

Are god damn fucking kidding me. God this website is trash. 2mb limit means 90% of smart phones can't take a picture and upload. Hope chink moot gets shot in the face

directly through my brain RIP

>>723466971
and there goes my joint

>death by shotgun enama
Fuck

My sister's snatch is toast. Thanks you fucking fuck

Blew my liver off. Oh well, it will grow back.

>>723466971
blowed my balls clean off.

>>723469589
What's up with all "Jimmy chorkhil pics "

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>>723469435

>>723469942
its been a while since the 2mb file cap was applied
only on /b/
meanwhile this the shitty /gif/ board has sound streaming and 4mb file cap

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>>723470231
Dunno, what's up with all the trap threads? /b/ is cancer so a bit of Jimmy can't hurt

>>723466971
I dropped my phone

>>723466971
Barely missed my music teacher
Fuck

Cancer... Cancer never changes

implying my left hand can be somewhere else than my dick

R.I.P. dick and balls

Took out the couch and probably my phone. Meh.

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Held it like pic related (right one) so i think im pretty safe right

>>723466971
I don't have a head now.

>>723466971
hot to first post without text?

>>723470651
I wasent bad mouthing Jimmy I kinda like it
Needs to be a meme
"I'll leave ya fuckin car on bricks "

>>723466971
I Kurt Cobain'd.

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>>723466971
There goes my window.

>>723472466

Cortney Love murdered you?

Dead

>>723466971
I'm cool. Just grazed my knee, shot a hole in my garbage can.

We're good.

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>>723472606
You hear about cousins big blue eyes?
One blew this way and one blew that way

just shot my baby momma in the chest and grazed my baby
I'm going to prison.

>>723466971
Oh fuck sake. I just shot boxes full of stuff I organized.
All my notes, electronics and latex skirt just got blown to fuck.

Well Goodbye my left leg and my life probably

shot my mouse

my dick just got blown off.