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Sup /b/, I work in childcare and one of these fuckers has given

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Sup /b/, I work in childcare and one of these fuckers has given me a wart on my arm. I'm pretty stoned and halfway drunk and was wondering if anyone knows the fastest way to get rid of this vile monstrosity?
Also answering any questions about what it's like being a bloke working in childcare/getting drunk.

(Pic not of me cos my phone camera is fucked up, but mine looks pretty similar, just a bit smaller)
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Apple cider vinegar on a cotton ball. Tape it to the wart about an hour or so everyday till it turns white (about a week or so) it will just fall off .
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>put string around
>pull tight
>knot
>attach string to stone
>throw out of window
>win
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DUBS AND YOU CUT IT OFF
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>>723459773
REROLL
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>>723459086
I taped garlic on a wart
After like two weeks it was gone
(Of course i did remove it when i was in school or outside)
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>>723459086
This actually works, only get the vinegar with the mother in it...forget what they call it
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>>723458951

You can buy medicine at the local pharmacy.

Unless you live in some third-world shithole, then you're probably better off amputating your entire arm before the leprosy spreads.
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>>723458951
Hi there, Dr. McMedical M.D. here.

It is a wart for sure! good diagnoses! maybe one day you'll be a doctor too!

Now down to business.

there are a few options for removing a wart. Alot of these solutions tend to take months and use chemicals that can be very harmful to humans. The fastest and safest method for removing a wart is to soak your hand in a bowl of toilet cleaner for 8-11 minutes. Warts hate the color blue and will quickly leave your hand. you can use this technique on any part of the body that has been warted.

Glad i could lend a helping.. hand.
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>>723460362
l wonder what kind of mindset you might have to think that what you wrote was funny
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>>723460575
I would guess it was a mindset that thought
>Dr. McMedical M.D.
was funny.
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>>723460575
great post !!
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