This dude slaps your gfs ass at the club. What do you do?

something long?

>>723457390

that guy can barely walk let alone going around slapping peoples asses

Simply shoot a arrow at his knee

>>723457390
shit on his giant cock and scream for help

make 'im some tea and biscuits and watch the football guvna

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leg swipe him and run away as he falls like a tree

>>723457390
push him a bit and watch him fall over

axe him, why he so gangry?

break a chair on his kneecap and then laugh at the freak

>>723457390

Too High center of gravity. In that location Lanky nigger is going off that bridge.

Tell him that is a childrens resturant and call the police

he could not reach my bum to slap it.

>>723457390
Buy him a pair of stilts ... go into business staffing carnivals, parades, and circuses... years later once retired, seek an apology about that day he slapped my gfs ass. Go back about my business.

>>723457390
Get my slingshot.

>>723457390
use harpoon and tow cables to defeat

>>723457390

Ask him to see how long his cock is, so eveyone else in OPs thread doesnt have to ask..

>>723457390
Get in my A-Wing. Cable his legs. Win the battle.

>>723457390
Go for hid legs? I know he might look intimidating because he's so tall but look at his facial features. he's literally just s manlet with stretched limbs.

>>723458198
>>A-Wing
T-47 snow speeder, faggot

Use his balls like a speed bag

>>723457390
Headbang his groin

>>723457390
threesome

>>723457390
Ask him to slap mine.

>>723457390
Wonder who slapped my gfs ass as there is no one near by.

Push him allowing him to fall, giving away his stilts as a disguise. Then, I see the little dwarf run away.

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>>723460094
LUL