Post something you find absolutely mortifying. It has to give

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5599f0bc38ea0

Bruh he found his girl while fapping at girlsdoporns site.. the right is before, left after.. something about wanting to see what her mouth tastes like and yada yada, stalked her down ,etc

>>723456661
Thanks bruh

>>723456571
Note the beret badge...

>>723456917
Noted.

>>723456917
r u an arfcom wizard?

This cancer again? It's been proven that he is able to deepthroat his own dick. GF lashed out, went and did porn out of spite since he began constantly bragging that he gave himself better head than she did - not to mention, he himself was screencapped mocking her and laughing about how he would randomly spit his loads on her face to exert dominance.

>>723457242
post screencaps

>>723456648
Thanks. I've been looking for this

>>723457242
>>723457242
I NEED PROOF

>>723459183
lol good one

>>723456571
What's mortifying about this?

>>723457242
LOOOL!!! Underratted post right here! Gave me a good chuckle!!!!1

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>>723456571

ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ strmath < a2.txt
135
ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ strmath < a1.txt
Error: 1st line not equal to 'add' or 'sub'
ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ ex_strmath < a1.txt
Error: 1st line not equal to 'add' or 'sub'
ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ ex_strmath < a2.txt
247
ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ cat a1.txt
add
123
124ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ ias@lectura:~/352/proj05$ strmath < a2.txt

they expect us to parse every character in a line even if EOF is entered but we're supposed to use getline() and there's no way to do this with anything we know in this course. i'll appeal any points lost from this bullshit. the problem is that if you don't have a form of "enter" at the end of a text file, it skips the last digit. we had to write a program to add two number strings of any length beyond any computer's ability to add or subtract but the example program uses skills we certainly haven't learned and i know what the fuck i'm doing. this was only after someone asked about this strange behavior. it's a systems programming (in C) and unix course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1D5u-NsPQ8

>>723456571
>Just some info on the "meme". She is hugging her TWIN brother in that photo.

xvideos.com/video23329768/selena_green_vargas_en_su_famoso_video_porno_pornogratishd.xxx

More gap material

>>723462316
gap.... fap... stupid finger.

>>723461082

The Islamic revolution masterminded by the UK and USA, don't forget.

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> just grab em by the priebus

>>723456571
source?

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>>723456571
this
>picture very related

>>723461775
42 school ? Epitech ?

>>723461082
The flame that burns for Justice in all nations will be fed to much fuel through Muhammad's children. If these Muzzies keep pushing for dominance they will enact such a level of vehement, passionate hate in the youths of Europe...We know what happened the last time the Germans were oppressed by another religion. I'm sorry but they're going to be purged from the Earth unless they begin to live in peace. This is exactly what happened before WW2, before the Francish Rebellion in Roman times. Don't fuck with the Germans. They will extinct you.

>>723462839
Poor dog.

>>723463064
poor husband

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>>723456571
Am I a nerd for cringing about this one ?

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>>723456571
this kind of shit makes me want to level all middle east

>>723456917
yeah he's a jrotc faggot

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>>723463191

>>723463132
Iunno it's not that bad. At least they're not fatties.

>>723462907
Sylvain?

>>723462839
No... simply no... I don't wanna believe this

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>>723463360

>>723463441
that's why you should never marry...

married bitch won't even try anymore

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>>723456571

>>723461082
>9GAG
>absolutely mortified

>>723463549
mother to be euthanized

>>723463518
or she gained baby weight and could never lose it
but at least she has a kid, what do you have in yor life
fucking virgin omega faggot

>>723463191
You're butt mad because they use kids so you want to kill all the kids too. Think about that one.

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>>723463841
>thinking he's a better human being for having a baby

>>723463549
Holy shit.
Those eyes.

>>723463841
>gaining this much baby weight
you really have to let yourself go to get this fat even after a baby

>>723463841
The old "could never lose it" meme. Would kek again.

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>>723463983

>>723459183
Fucking lost

>>723463841
>atleast she has a kid
Are you really this much retarded?

>>723462839
if America replaced high fructose corn syrup with regular sugar you'd probably knock a few dozen lbs of that ham planet... she'd still be fat granted but it wouldn't be quite as much of a disaster

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>>723463346

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>>723456571

>>723463841
that is fucking nasty to let yourself go like that. that bitch put on more than baby weight she ate the girl in the 2007 pictures.

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>>723464257

>>723464352
why did you post this and why couldn't I look away

>>723462985
>MFW I'm German and actually looking forward to the ethnic cleansing

>>723464154
>>723464040
>>723463983
useless faggots, you are a waste of oxygen. we should keep three hard working mexicans and send you to mexico instead. piece of shit NEETs

>>723464319
top kek

>>723456571
Got her first what? Because that'll decide just how cringed I am.

cringe bump to see what >723464444 is

>>723464438
>thinking you gain value from having a baby
>values litteraly the easiest accomplishment a human can do
please kill yourself, and your babies too, we're more than enough already.

>>723464559
you mean >>723464444 fag?

>>723464442
kek what a surprise

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>>723464321
>>723463346
>>723463191

>>723463191
That's the obvious solution to 90% of the world's problems

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>>723464632
>babys halla snakbar
good one

>>723464369
The O in "H?ney" is triggering me, can't this bitch spell?

>>723462839
This shit happens.

>Be me
>Have a few friends that go to a different school
>Sometimes go party with kids from that school
>See this 9/10
>Firm, tight little body, amazing tits, pretty face
>Felt I didn't know her well enough to go after her
>Graduate high school, move on with life, forget about her
>Suddenly she pops into my head one day
>Figure she must have the world by the balls these days
>She graduated top of her class, probably a doctor or lawyer or something
>Probably married to some fucking male-model astrophysicist
>Living in a big house, rich as fuck, just kicking ass at life
>Look up her facebook profile
>Oh how wrong I was...
>Goddamn, had to be about 300 lbs
>A herd of kids, doubtful any have the same father
>Profile indicated she attended college for 1 year
>Current employment was selling that It Works bullshit (Clearly it doesn't)
>Lives in a fucking shitty trailer house
>Had a gofundme going for the latest kid she was about to shit out

Had 17 year old me, with the crush on her, seen how she would turn out, I never would have believed it. I just wonder what goes through the mind of girls like that. How do they manage to fuck it up so badly?

>>723464720
>they blow up so young

>>723464721
If they actually wrote honey on it she'd eat the shirt

>>723464721
The shirt is just wrinkled a bit, dumbass.

>>723464438
Lol I make a well pay day, live on my own and I hate kids.
I don't care man cause all my earnings go to me.

You probably the type of nigger who didn't pull out early enough, now you're stuck with a landwale and a kid who you have to support.
Cucked, Rekt and checke em.

>>723464793
Wish I could check em but you let me down with those awful singles

>>723464900
Checked

>>723464748
In my experience this is more common than none.

>Pretty girls have it too easy
>She doesn't value hard work
>She does one little mistake wihtout condom
>Fall from the sky to earth
>Welcome in the real world

Although, the opposite is quiet true also, I know several 3/10 in high school which became 8/10

>>723464636
Why didn't they just adopt a girl?

>>723463233
The barret come with the blue patch from the beginning it has no distinguishment of rank or grade. He is a PV1 so prob just finished basic.

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>>723464438
Butt hurt levels critical.
>you must also be really fat

>>723459183
Commie bitch.

>>723465038
>Inb4 Le partial arts

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>>723464790
>taking things seriously.
Welcome to 4chan.

>>723465038
shibobli

>>723463132
Why does chewie have fucking t rex arms....

>>723465225
fucking lost >.<

>>723464321
>muslim cosplay

>>723465195
Shit, sorry I'm new.

>>723464599
RAGED


Also checked

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>>723464636
Child Protective Services

>>723465195
her eyes freak me out.

>>723456571
Meh, same pants yeah...

>>723465100
What upsets me most about that, is that his female friend who designed the shirt asked him to show the thing off.

>>723465274
This triggered me.
I ran a hydrovac for a year doing daylighting in small towns and these old fucks bumbled around our equipment every day.

>>723464748
Nobody gives a shit about your story, fuck off

>>723465303
glad you got it mate. 90% of these fuckers are to young to follow what i said seeing as its a dead franchise... as far as i am aware at least

>>723463983
Not for having one, but caring for one is more work than you've done in your whole life faggot.

>>723465470
I didn't mind it.

>>723465457
dont you have orange fences or something to block the holes off ?

>>723464257
Meh, really not that much difference.

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>>723465501
if it was, why doesn't she lost weight then ?

>>723456661

[ Citation needed ]

>>723464632
That's what he deserve for entering the ball pit reserved for kids.

>>723465550
Yeah we throw plywood over the hole and cones around it. Idk what these guys were doing leaving the hole alone like that but seeing as the truck is still beside it I'm guessing they were on the other side grabbing something or packing up and the old guy came to talk at them.

>>723465430
What was the shirt?

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>>723465660

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>>723456571

>>723465766
what the fuck is that thing?

https://youtu.be/8mRN9LEG3Wg

>>723465733
To be fair, that shirt should probably be made to apologize for existing.

>>723465766
wat the fug

>>723465814
It's a tranny.

>>723463549

At least she's not arbitrarily reassigning his gender to be trendy.

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>>723463983
w
t
f

>>723465848
It's still a terrible argument that they gave the guy shit over.

>>723465470
This is the same guy who was getting butthurt earlier lol. Go away.

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>>723461082
and why haven't you been liberalized yet?

>>723461082
Poor iranl. They looked so happy before and now they are full of hate

>>723465848
the shirt was designed by a woman after all.

>>723462839
My wife did the same damn thing, but oh well, I still fuck her like a rabbit

>>723464442
Was this the team that triggered everyone when one of their members wore a shirt with some scantily-clad woman on it, or was that another mission?

>>723462839
i would totally leave that whale. Marriage is no excuse to turn fat fuck

>>723464352
fucking hell

>>723464900

>calls out self-checker for rolling singles
>casually rolls dubs
>knows he doesn't need to self-check
>actions speak louder than words
>supreme gentleman

>>723465995
i want to blame the religious leaders for exploiting the people for advancing their own position, but if the iranian people can't see through the bullshit and propagate it, then perhaps they deserve shitty lives.

>>723456648
People like you are just the best

>>723465640
kek

>>723466267
that's the kind of reason we legalize gay mariage !

>>723464257
Cite your sources that indicate that purified refined calories from sugar cane cause less weight gain than from corn.

>>723466267

Gross! Whatever you do, don't post the name or source!

>>723463841
>or she gained baby weight
then perhaps she shouldn't be eating a fucking baby

>>723462839
>she probably marry a hick.

>>723466554
I will definitely not post that she's chloe salpa

>>723466267
I knew something was up when he made that damn face at the beginning. But holy shit. These transitions are making me uncomfortable. Shit is getting difficult.

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>>723466554
great, use reverse psychology on /b/, good thinking !

>>723464438
>they don't want kids and think fat people are gross
>MUST BE NEEEEEEEEETS

Keksimus, stay triggered fatty

>>723466660
>She's
kek

>>723466669
Hormones from the street, mixed with birth controll pills and abruptly stopping them because too poor and you get -> >>723465766

Hormones from a doctor under supervision and you get -> >>723466267

>>723466771
Does she look like a man to you?

>>723463841
Single mom detected.

>>723464599
checked.
Also knowing that this stuff happens makes me fear the world always more.

>>723466267
>beautiful arab with a dick
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP IM NOT A GAY BUT PLS GIB ONE LIKE THIS SO I CAN MARRY AND HAVE KIDS WITH PLEASE ALLAH!!!

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>>723465766
Edith, get my gun

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>>723456648

>>723463132
Star Wars is for children.

>>723463841
>at least she has a kid, what do you have in yor life
>having a kid realizes your life
you deserve armageddon

>>723456648
>>723458962
>>723466301
>>723467067

for download pursposes :
http://cdn2b.video pornhub phncdn com/videos/201507/05/52052741/vl_720_839k_52052741.mp4?ipa=81.241.114.112&rs=132&ri=1600&s=1487943790&e=1487950990&h=9eb92d0da86607c263f457e1d2c3057d

>>723463841
>gained baby weight.


did she give birth to a litter? that is enough weight for 20 babies.

>>723466653
#Muricuh

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>my ability to orgasm when taking a shit

Hoes aren't fucking shit dude. All women want is fucking sex. They don't care if they got a good thing going with a strong purebred whiteman.

>>723464442
why cringe? its the usual PC propoganda bullshit.

>>723464636
who's the hot person in the background?
If that's the lesbian mom then I see no problem.

>>723464321
Bomic-Con 2017

>>723462839
No fucking way.

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>>723467539
exactly

Sause?

>>723461082
iran/iraq have some of thee hottest women alive

>>723465979
>Resist

>>723462839
That is such a shame

>>723465100
story?

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>>723467805
are you fucking kidding me ?
did you live under a rock for the last 2 years ?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/nov/14/rosetta-comet-dr-matt-taylor-apology-sexist-shirt

>>723456571
Maybe he knows? I have a good friend whose wife did some porn. As long as she was safe and in a good environment he was fine. I would be too, if my gf were into that (she's not).

Stop trying to shoehorn your wold view onto other people.

>>723456571


Jeezus, nice body, but damn, that face
I just want to beat her stupid grin out of her calvin-klein-lifted-face with a baseball-bat

>>723466653
Ah thanks for that message, ill print that
i work in a internet café and one day a fat guy came to sit in a normal chair, and he broke it and felt on the floor like a thick diarrhea
he said he ripped his pants and we will have to pay him £30 for a new one otherwise he will sue the shop

>>723462839
Happened to me after I got married. Never do it /b/ros

>>723467910
lol something like it.
thx.

>>723464352
Christ, is that Turtle?

>>723465733
w2c?

>>723466956
>and have kids with

Are you retarded?

Oh, right. You're a sand nigger. Of course you are.

>>723465979
women were hotter back in the day.
now we're stuck with the ones with shit genetics

>>723456917
Probably basic training graduation. Girlfriend he picked up just before he left came to see him and get free Olive Garden. She probably went to the porn shoot once he went back to the barracks.

>>723466093
Don't be proud of how easily you gave up on life. It's pathetic.

>>723466669
If /b/ teaches you anything, it should be to look at the filename first

>>723464781
lul

>>723464632
>cutting away

So he didn't do it and some other retard shot the guy. k

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>>723462985
>They will extinct you

>>723466491
open google, type:
"high-fructose corn syrup vs sugar"
thousands of sources

>>723465501
>muh decision was more work than I anticipated

Do you want a prize for stating the obvious or are you just too shook by your own life choices to not make replies like that?

>>723464369
Prettier is a subjective term..I'm tired of bitches like this oppressing my opinions with their alt-left hate speech...now they have fucking uniforms?!

>>723468164

No idea sorry.

>>723468442
while you're at it type in vaccines cause autism

>>723464435
Dude... Not a normie or anything, but can't wrap my head around why someone would want to hold their booze in a dead cat.

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>>723456571
i can't stop fapping to stuff like this

>fat euros thinking they're better than fat murcas because they use a different form of sugar

It's still sugar, cunt. Empty calories are empty calories.

>>723464636
Fuck those parents probably forced that shit on the kid, 8 year olds don't give a fuck about gender.

And if it was the kids idea then still fick the parents for allowing a fucking 8 year old to make such a life changing decision. If my parents allowed me to do what I wanted when I was 8 I'd be covered in Batman tattoos, digimans and T-Rexs

>>723468753
whats wrong with that ?

>>723463132
Star Wars meets beauty n the beast? Dum but at least they put the effort in and she's bang able

>>723466653
>Triggered

Check your thin privilege and get a chair that can accommodate my mammoth ass, at your expense of course

>>723465085
fascist cunt

>>723468442
This is not even close to true. Did you know there are varieties of HFCS that have lower fructose concentrations than sucrose?

The volume is the problem, not the molecule.

Take 1 biochemistry class you hump

>>723462839
Ahw, hell no!

>>723461082
yeah and the shar killd everyone how said anything against him or his power, iran was also shit before, not total shit but still big shit

>>723463191
Allah hu akbar to you too, lil' mothafucka

>>723468208
>You're a sandnigger
Nope just have muslim fever
Stay mad cuck

>>723463346
Why would she post a picture of her and her Son holding her dildo? Pathetic whore

>>723464412
Same here

>>723468753
Moar

>>723465017
>we can raise the perfect man
turn it into a freak.

>>723464435
That's fuckin' rad.

>>723469382
That's called disentry

You've been drinking mudslimes dirty water

>>723468018
fat is in her fucking forehead how fucking disgusting do you have to be to let it go that far

>>723465766
Wtf is wrong with its dick?

>>723469709
Nah m8, arab women are just so beautiful i want eat their pussy or suck their qt female penises until i drown

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>>723465274
WHY DOES HE KEEP FALLING IN IT???

>>723466109
that was one of the people working on Rosetta a guy named Taylor if i remember correctly.

>>723456571
>>723456648
look at all the fags jerking off wishing they had a piece of that ass.

>>723464414
A German into ethnic cleansing, how original lol

>>723466864

>Does she look like a man to you?

Not the anon you responded to, but the whole penis thing kinda makes me think "male human" so whatever you want to take "man" to mean...

>>723459183

lost

>>723465470
i read it
>get rekt

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>>723463983
>>723464435
>>723464442
>>723465038
>>723465766

didnt know this was a ylyl

>>723464331
>friend zone in one pic

>>723469161

GTFO with your fancy Nancy "facts" and "logic". This is /b/ for fuck's sake!

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>>723467916
Suck my dick, I'll be offended at whatever I want.

>>723471011

Groundhog minute

>>723471666
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>723465979
Quite possibly the stupidest meme ever created, congrats.

>>723456648
THANK YOU SERIOUSLY. Ive been looking for years for this and had no ref image to go off of. Thanks to anon for posting link. Thx to OP for making post. Off to fap multiple times. Cheers

>>723471738

>didn't check satanic trips
>fake and gay

>>723465007
wise explanation and 007 get nice one

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>>723464435
>>723468700

>>723468700
To pay tribute to Mittens.

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>>723471892

>>723469789
sugar

>>723464748
Old copy pasta

>>723468276
he has already gone further in life than you ever will, so learn to suck your own dick and shut up.

>>723462523
Everyone ALWAYS forgets this shit.
There aren't many aspects of the world that wouldn't improve if you simply removed the US & UK from the picture.

>>723472096
as long as you dont mind the worlds economy collapsing, be my guest

>>723472190
Either it'd recover, or we'd adjust.
Rather it be the latter.
Made it several thousand years (at least) without one.

>>723465195 www facebook com/alexa.perry.140

>>723472096
>>723472290

Enjoy your complete loss of civilization, technology, and food-on-demand.

>>723465231
hes clearly on stilts

>>723472503
Don't forget the immediate worldwide destabilization and wars in the Middle East, Eastern Europe, and Far East.

>>723472431
>only on /b/

>>723472503
>>723472624
I will enjoy all of that. I'll also enjoy the massive drop in population.

>immediate worldwide destabilization
>wars in the Middle East, Eastern Europe, and Far East
Yes; the world is so incredibly stable atm; and none of those places have seen a war since the US's founding.

>>723467651
fucking kek dude

>>723463132
Yes

>>723464412
>>723469511
I wanted to know what was coming but knew it would be horrifying.

>>723468157
Who's turtle? Do you mean, "a turtle?" (I can't know, I didn't watch to the end).

>>723465848
to be fair, the way that the sjw movement ruined the man's life is a sobering reminder of the evil vigilante "justice" they seek to enforce

>>723472777

>muh overpopulation

Ah, a middle school Malthusian. gg

>>723464257
corn syrup fucks ur metabolism. she is the product of high fructose corn syrup. sugar isnt so bad but i dont eat that ether

>>723464331
In a few years they won't be talking to each other and she'll feel no love for what he did.

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>>723471892

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>>723464414
Big surprise. Old habits die hard, Lol

>>723464599
What is a fake pregnancy test going to do? Are the women then going to entice their boyfriends into having unprotected sex? Don't they know that if they wait too long or don't time it right, after the true date-of-conception is going to give it all away?

>>723473482
They'll be trapped by then. They can either stay or leave and get taken to the cleaners bruh. Are you in high school or just retarded?

>>723473249
>middle school Malthusian
fucking kek. Yeah, sure bro; everything's infinitely sustainable as is, just as long as the good ol' US & UK are right where they are. They absolutely don't meddle more problems into existence than they solve.

>>723473482
>time from conception to birth is an exact science, not a rough range

>>723464636
I want an update on this.

>>723468798
If they let kids do what they wanted when they were 8 I would be Batman. I would have grown up in a monastery and donated all my inheritance money to charities.

>>723456571
i sell swag and swag access

>>723473845
huh neato

>>723456571
nice job croping out the ifunny watermark

>>723468700
>Not a normie
>Not drinking from a dead cat
Pick one buddy.

Also, dubs check'd

>>723467910
>infuriated fellow scientists.
Which fucking scientists. I am not in astro shit but I am a biochemist and absolutely nobody I know would be offended by that in the slightest.
Then again I am not American.

>>723456648
what a slut

>>723461082
except this is 100% false. My best friend is Iranian and his parents just came home from Iran last night. They are more american than american's; just richer

>>723473932
I actually got it from Facebook. Good job admitting you lurk on iFunny

>>723468110
lmao goes to the trouble to find it.

is a dick about it.

haha i loke /b/

>>723462839
Would marry, even knowing that she would be fat after.

>>723456648
Holy shit when she say "my last boy friend was like half the size", hesitating on "last boyfriend" cause he's her actual boyfriend. That hurt.

>>723465766
I love how black those nipples are, its something that is common with traps, also thhe dik seems to be filled with shite

>>723465848
this is like the pirate shirt episode of sienfeld

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>>723464321
I have failed

>>723456571
I had a buddy of mine in my battalion with a wife that cheated on him while he was in, sent him a porn of her getting plowed by two dudes. I was mortified when he told me this because he was strangely calm so I asked him what was he going to do. he sent the video to her mom who he was close friends with, she got kicked out of her house and disowned and now she's homeless

>>723467380

>81.241.114.112

Fire up the LOIC

>>723465979
This is probably the most retarded picture I think I have ever seen..

>>723464636
Child abuse.

>>723456571
elite soldier and porn actors/actresses both get brainwashed under mk ultra it makes sense.

>>723461082
Shouldn't have overthrown Mossadegh. Thanks CIA

>>723466653
what is /B/?

>>723475506
meant to reply to >>723466691

>>723461775
Well the thing is, for string encoding you need to add leading zeroes to fill because EOF is bytecode you'd have to add two zeros or "==" at the end to be able to parse it.

>>723463841
She looks like one of those dumb ducks that buy extra food at lunch because"hurr I'm eating for 2 people " seriously 1 of my highschool friends did this and now she dwarves Jupiter

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>>723475555
huehehhe check my quads, guise.

>>723456571
What if that is her brother?

>>723465979
>>723461082
haha
very soon in canada you wont even be able to have pictures like this
>islamaphobia!
what the fuck does that even mean..
also why wouldn't you be terrified of a religion that preaches slaughtering those who don't convert, killing those who leave, and believes in stoning to death and amputation as means of justice?

>>723475596
bruh

>>723461082
Same with Lebanon...

Hot ass white girls that no one would expect to be from the middle east

>>723475651
but eh, they have money and we have corrupt politicians, so why wouldn't they accept the bigger bank along with more power?

>>723465766
This should be on the warning posters for people that get penis injections.

>>723467746
Iranian women are fucking crazy hot

>>723475776
There are a lot of middle easterners around the Mediterranean that are white

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>>723461082
this must give conservatives the hardest boner

>>723465733
That's an awesome shirt. I'd buy it.

>>723475033
yeah truth hurts

>>723471892
Wtf

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>>723476115

>>723464435
That's actually pretty clever. I want one

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>>723476157

>>723465195

Fetal alcohol syndrom in case anyone is wondering

>>723466653
At least it lists who is to blame for this bullshit.
Never thought I'd need to put SWL markings on a chair until I realised there are whole cities worth of 'murricans that weigh over a quarter of a ton.

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>>723474821
Awwwwww yiss!

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>>723462562

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>>723473482
The problems lies in unprotected sex afterwards coz hey she cant get pregnant twice. If your girl ever shows u THIS kind of pregnancy test then tell her that she should make blood test for pregnancy to be 100%. She can't lie with that one and it will be signed with her personal info so that one cant be bought online. Ofcourse go with her and no sex till she gets test results.