Why does uncut cock always stink?

Why does the pope cover up child sex abuse cases?

Cuz of the amount of pussy that uncut men get

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Smegma

>>723449607
Vaginas have three times more smeg. Vagisil. No dickisil

>>723449607
>trying to justify having your genitals mutilated and losing additional sensation

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>>723449607
https://youtu.be/AASA_3Bz_z0?t=719

>>723449740
this

>>723449607
why does OP go around smelling other guy's cocks?

>>723449607
Because this is a bait thread.

Also how much cock did the OP sniff?

>>723449919
You cant avoid pussystank though. Three blocks of concrete and a pair of levis aint enough to stop dat candida

>i'm posting on /b/ to feel better about my penis

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>>723449607
Make implications about uncut cocks. Display a grotesque mangoblin smiling over a cut-the-fuck-up wiener...

>>723449736
underrated post

>>723449607
Why do you assume you need a mutilated dick to wash yourself?

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like a freshly laundered sock, infused with lavender

>>723449856
>only lasting two seconds because of your overly sensitive dick

>>723449736
this

>>723449974
idk who youre fucking, thats gross.

>>723450325
jesus, its like a witches nose or a gray alien's thumb.

>>723450325
Brue waffulo
>>723450203
Best post

>>723450490
Have you ever left your house or?

>>723450475
not every uncut guy lasts two seconds, but every cut guy is mutilated

>>723449974
i've only dated one girl with a persistent pussy waft. you could smell that bitch's coppery cunt through jeans. she was obsessively clean, just had a strong puss scent. like you could smell when she was horny.

>>723449607
Because all you suck is unwashed homeless dick.

>>723449986
kek

>>723450475
I last anywhere from 20-50 minutes fam

try not to hate your parents for putting you through what is essentially child abuse as a baby by getting part of your dick removed without any consent from you.

because you only suck dirty fuck's cock

>>723450475
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better

>>723450597
>you could smell when she was horny
jesus that is just brilliant. you enter the house and just by the smell of it you can tell whether you're going to get laid

Only stinks if its not washed. Which seems to be a common problem among you edgelords.

>>723450553
yeah, maybe thats why my dick doesnt stink, i get up and move around now and then.

>>723450597
It should be banned like smoking is. It's bad for our throats this skinwalker odour. Get the state out of our uteri and nostrils

>>723449736
Spbp
Cutfags eternally btfo

>>723450713
No i mean it's as unavoidable as pollution

>>723450626
yeah im sure you do, "fam." kek, get out nigger.

>>723450475
>being this bad in bed
>need to cut off your skin to actually last longer than 1 minute
Cutfags are pathetic

>>723449607
cause theyve been up your ass?

>>723450475
Ayy speak for yourself bruh

>>723450837
But if theyve fucked a lot of women. Or not. They are good or bad. What if he put his in a woman ass. Is that more stinky or less stinky than the other female holes

>>723450597
Not gonna lie, I gagged

>>723450779
either the bitches youre fucking have terrible hygiene or you just dont ever shower. maybe one of the five women ive fucked had a pussy that produced that strong of a smell.

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>>723449883
>smokes a bowl
>next scene he has this face

>>723450815
>>723450851
>>723450654
>>723450626
>>723450580
kek, look at all these replies. i think maybe i touched on a sensitive subject for smelly uncuts.

>>723450789
said the cut nigger

>>723449607
I'm uncut and I don't smell. The guys you suck must have poor hygiene.

>>723451074
you live in a country without a shower, don't you? I can imagine why you think that way.

>>723451084
im cut but im not a nigger. ive got everything going for me.

>>723450911
Youre wrong. Everything everyone thinks is wrong. Women stink. Men dont

>>723451175
Cutfags think they don't need to use soap, it's disgusting really, but it explains the mental issues and lack of friends

>>723451180
you have smegma. case closed. your parents shoulda cut the sock off your dick.

>>723451223
But why are male stinks bad again? Queefs are better than farts now?

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>dont want abortions cus "fetus might have feelings"
>mutilate newborns cus they "probably dont have feelings" to prevent rare complications and cus they're lazy fucks that dont clean their dicks
burgerland in a nutshell

>>723451300
>uncuts stink
>uncuts have smegma
>women prefer cuts
>uncuts are for some reason proud that they look disgusting

>>723451425
Cuts are dead blister dicks and everybody orders foreskins on their robots. And everybody is restoring

>>723451425
>women prefer cuts

Only in countries where genital mutilation is the norm. Like USA and in the middle east.

>be me in college
>dating half asian qt
>fucking her from behind
>she starts bucking wildly
>too hot
>oh-shit-not-yet.gif
>pull out
>feel odd wetness on my cock when i try to put it back in
>it's blood
>tell her she bled on my cock
>go to bathroom together to clean up
>realize she partially tore my frenulum
>no sexy times for two weeks

i blame her magic asian vagina, never had a tighter girl since then

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>>723451425
>strinks
soap and water
>smegma
soap and water
>women prefer cuts
lolno
>natural looks disgusting
dick mutilation is not normal, nice try kike

>>723451645
I have like two cut dicks saved and maybe hundreds of uncutters. It's like a car. Pinto or ferrari. Cut dick. Here. Do something. Use lube! It's deflating! Twist it more grab the base! Or. Uncut. Here. Diamond mode and fully functional. Done. And done

>>723451645
yeah, its like getting a smart phone. once you get one you dont want to go back to the basic phone.

women are like that with dicks. once they get with a cutfag, they realize what they were missing out on and how disgusting uncuts are.

>>723451771
Holy fuck gloria allred is losing her mind!

>>723451771
Im sure

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>>723451771
but they dont prefer cut

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>>723451676
that ridge under your tongue is also a frenulum

>>723449607
Why does pussy smell? because its natural.
Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural.
Why does cut cock not stink? because its all dried up and useless.

>>723451870
kek please dont tell me you watch this idiot.

>>723451934
Burn

>>723451870
i'm uncut and i've never had a complaint. women only care about hygiene. i wash my junk every time i piss. like everyone should do.

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>>723451953
>what are memes
thanks for confirming you're retarded

>>723452020
>anecdotal evidence
see >>723451691

>>723451934
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural

Because sexual education in America is about as much of a joke as your cartoon character president. Uncut dicks in Europe don't stink.

>>723452104
>being clean makes you retarded
this is why the world laughs at burgers

Mandatory. http://www.strawpoll.me/12405927

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>>723452104
>another Stephen meme
yeah, you watch him. lol fuckin retard.

>>723452154
Whats the problem

>>723452104
>women caring about hygiene is anecdotal evidence
virgin confirmed

>>723452208
everyone knows women love stinky cocks.

>>723452310
everyone knows women love functional cocks.

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>>723452171
>>723452296
>implying uncut cant be clean
so you're just a fat lazy fuck that doesnt clean his dick with soap and water

also women prefer uncut, see O'Hara 1999 and Bensley 2001. cutfag kikes can stop bullshitting with your anecdotal "but this and that girl prefer cut" fallacies

>>723452203
yeah it's not like i just googled "not an argument" and saved a couple pictures, that would be too easy

>>723449607
How do you know how different types of cocks smell? OP is a massive faggot confirmed

I think the more important question is, how many cocks did OP voluntarily test before coming to this conclusion?

>Letting a kike with a sharp object anywhere near your dick

>>723452463
>yeah it's not like i just googled "not an argument" and saved a couple pictures, that would be too easy
>Stephen meme #3
yeah youre a fanboy.

>>723451269
I'm clean nigger. But too bad your parents did not love you as a child and mutilated your penis so you can look like your ugly unwashed dad in your showerless country. topkek shitskin

>>723452463
are you fucking retarded? i'm agreeing with you.

>>723449718
This tbh

>>723452310
I do so who cares
>>723452471
Burning anise smells like pussy. Try that instead

>>723449718
>>723452682
Pathetic

>>723452618
god i hate americans. can't fucking read.

>>723452618
then why the fuck did you reply with that shit to me and not the others

stupid fuck

>>723452748
i'm not gonna walk you through the damn chain of comments, figure it out. uncut is fine. wash yourselves. women only care about hygiene. just be clean. why do you think they fall in love with faggots so often.

>>723449607
for the same reason cut cocks underpants and clothes always stink. the stink has to go somewhere.

>>723452811
But uncut dicks dont even smell so i dont get it

>>723452985
shit yeah they do, if you don't wash. you think an uncut hobo smells like flowers? everyone's junk smells if you don't wash it.

>>723452985
The whole thread is bait. Why are you wasting your time?

>>723452985
they have the ability to smell (well, slightly faster than cut), but because cutfags are such cunts they have to think uncut smells to feel better about their broken cocks.

>>723449607
such a poor bait anon, don't even kys, you'd waste time and energy

>>723453053
Im a literal huge fag none of them are detectable. No asses either. I go on elevators and gag on vaginas everyday though

>>723451691
you do realize you fell for the troll there?

>>723449607
Cuz all them dirty cunts dont wash that skin flap.

>>723453333
Hello cindy

>>723453280
its amazing how trolls are called out less than those who respond to trolls, even if they themselves are also trolling.

its /b/, everyone is a troll.

>>723453121
kek, sounds like youre the one trying to make yourself feel better. did we make you feel bad about your unsightly smelly cock?

>>723449607
Omg which cuntry do you live in..or do you only fuck the lowlives

>>723453398
1/10 made me call it out.

i've had my cock smell once and it was when i was in the army, in the forest for 2 weeks.

>>723453398
How are stitch tunnels amputations and skin bridges with a big scar more appealing than a retractable firehose type snuffalfagus thing

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>>723451269

Know who makes more smegma than any uncut dick?

All Women.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

>>723449607
no parts of my body ever stink
i take a bath

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>>723451527
>everybody orders foreskins on their robots

>>723453495
This

>>723451175
/thread

>>723453477
stitch tunnels amputations and skin bridges? bro.. what circumcisions have YOU seen? My cock is glorious and the ones that have seen it thank me repeatedly for being in its radiant presence.

>>723453544
Some vice style of article. Those new fully functioning male sexbots. I wouldnt buy one. But nobody wants the circ version apparently

>>723453576
No. You know sherwin williams? That is your tan line cock

>>723453576

Dude one in fifty circumcisions end in a complication. my cousins dick is seriously fucked up from when they did it.

>>723449607
If washed properly it will be smell free.

I think most men just rub some soap wherever down there and think it's ok, which is usually not good enough.

You have to finger your crevasses with soap when your foreskin is pulled back all the way. You also have to rub extra soap on the area below your head (the part of foreskin that covers the head).

I found that I get more blowjobs and they last longer (she edges me like fuck) when I care to clean up properly, so that's my daily routine now.

>>723450580
I had to be cut when I was 6-7 years old because my foreskin was too tight and wouldn't retract.

Was I mutilated?

>>723454010

yep, but the only thing worse than a cut dick is a phimosis cock so keep your chin up sport

>>723453652
how do you know, cousinfucker.

>>723453495
If I don't shower everyday super true

My boyfriend is uncut and ive never seen or smelled smegma on him. I get a little bit if I skip a days shower

itt: faggots arguing over sensitivity when youre all going to wear a condom anyway.

K E K

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Maybe that's what a regular dick smells like, OP, and it's your fucked-up, cut dick that smells strange and you're just used to the abnormal smell.

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circumcision master race, if you are uncut then you are a disgusting piece of shit.

I like both cut and uncut cock. I'm personally cut, but wouldn't have been if I had been given a choice

>>723459709
Why are you/how can you be proud of something your parents probably forced you to do

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>>723449607
>Europeans be like

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>>723451691
You can tell that article was written by a cut fag because of descriptions like "scrape" for the cut parts

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>>723451762
Cut fag here. I always laugh at this shit because I've never had these problems. Some dudes just have those issues, whether cut or uncut. 1 in 5, man.

>>723449736
/thread

>>723449736
mutilated cock mongs BTFO