Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723428775
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723436342
>for you
>>723436309
Only the south
>where the beaners are
>Claim
still here
and
>>723436187
I didnt feel it was worth going into. everyone hates peacekeeper. Things I said are still true about them but yeah lawbringer is pretty bad.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723435722 hama
>dubs
>why do you try to hurt me ;-;
>>723436256 Tali
They some suggestive pics tho
>ones I'm not opposed to
>>723436660
Everyone hates the Peacekeeper because of her massive amounts of bleed damage and bullshit stab stab kick you off the map combo.
>Not even beta Noboshi was this bad
Claiming MGD ^^
>>723436800
Because im a bulli
>Hama
A new thread? I'll claim TokonFukawa just in case
>>723436582
I love it!
>>723436975
Yeah they are pretty bad not arguing anything for the peacekeeper.
>>723437103
Yay!
>>723437059
Ill bulli your anus
>>723436800
Post not lewds with me
>>723436342
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>723436641
Its all new mexico anyway
>>723437354
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>723437234
Good, then we're on the same page.
>I enjoy playing as the slow Shugoki
>>723437350
Thats gay
>>723437486
New Mexico is a cancer state
>Alright I'm calling it a night
>>723437500
WUZ GUD BB???
>>723437689
Its defending my ship not gay at all.
>>723437689
And so is AZ
>Yuno is waifu
>Came too late
>fml
>guess lulu will do
>>723437059
I don't deserve to be bullied.
>>723437350
I mean i don't have very many. It's either lewd or not lewd but I'll see what i have.
>
>>723438124
>maid outfit
Now there's some ideas.
>>723438117
Quite hertical
>>723437750
YOU RUINED IT
>>723438373
THE HELL YOU MEAN I RUINED IT
>>723438455
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "WUZ GUD NIGGA"
>>723438663
Goddamnit..
>>723436342
hi
>>723438747
You had one job...
>>723438862
Time to commit sepoopoo
>>723436342
YUUKSTER :D
>>723438947
Do a flip
>>723438947
Honorable sudoku
>>723438984
Besterest buddy!
>>723438221
Glad you like them. I have plenty more.
I don't know why but i seem to have an abundance of maid pics.
>
>>723439311
Its because of your eagerness to serve~
>>723439331
hot
We #maid now or what?
>>723439047
:D
What's up!
>>723439451
Mhm ^-^
sup tomoko poster
>>723439451
action-packed
>>723439331
>wew
>>723439407
As long as it's not lewd.
>i know what you're thinking
>>723439573
Sure.
>>723439728
Hey my thoughts arent here...so its not lewd here.
>>723439573
why not
>>723439684
I cant get a game to close. its strange. you?
>>723439712
boobs
>>723439684
Just laying in bed, watching some anime on my laptop. You?
>>723439879
They better stay in your head.
>no lewding
>
>>723440183
What about in private times...
>>723439728
You know all about that wew
>>723439883
But wait, there's more
>>723439883
^w^ thus ^ <3
Im juss on youtube and the facebook thinking about different snack choices for tomorrow.
>>723440159
Nice, what anime? listening to creepy stories on the tube
>>723440183
Howdy Juvia
>>723440325
A bit focused on the stripes
>>723440392
What kind of snacks?
>>723440230
I don't know. Lewding is lewd...
Perhaps in private it can be a bit more lewd.
>>723440325
What's that supposed to mean?
>>723440392
Hello!
>>723440392
Newest episode of Konosuba! Creepy stories are great if they're well written
>>723440572
Then get a form of private communication
>>723440572
>>723440705
Also that one is just adorable
>>723440525
Krispy treats and shockers :D
>>723440572
How goes it?
>>723440590
Mhm :D
I like the true ones or the allegedly true ones to be specific. I had to work three double shifts in a row tho because our other dishwasher is a lil crazy D:
>>723440590
This chick is from konosuba?
>>723440923
shockers?
>>723441112
oof so close
>>723440525
They are mesmerizing
>>723440572
You know very well
>>723441275
Oh those are good.
>>723441278
They are and more boobs
>>723440705
Whenever i have time and I'm not feeling lazy i told you already.
>>723440825
Thank you
>
>>723440923
It's been good. Close to bed time though.
How about you?
>>723441278
Perhaps, but I'd still like to know.
>>723440923
>three doubles
Good lord man, I wouldn't be able to handle that. And yeah, I love urban legends and real stories.
>>723440979
Nope, Yuuki is from SAO
>>723441434
Exactly the same lol good to get to talk to u tho c;
>>723441495
Yeah I'm not trying to die or anything but I'd like to hunt a skin walker one day
>>723441414
it's now currently the one thing i want most xD
>>723441414
yes I'm treating myself tonight
>>723441434
You are the personification of lewd
>>723441434
>youve had like a week already....
>>723441767
I'd totally join you on that quest
>>723441495
>That V line
Heavens
>>723441767
I want some too. I got 8 dollars but I dont want to go anywhere.
>>723441868
Nice. Any special reason?
Claiming best girl
Morning~
>>723439573
Well I'm going to bed to cuddle with juvia and sleep. It's getting late here.
Nighty night everyone
>>723441767
It's also good to talk to a cutie like you
>>723441868
I am not!
>>723441901
>busy.jpg
>lazy.png
>>723441920
ok well u have to familiar urself with a solid combat rifle my best fren :)
>>723441991
I'm in the same boat so it'll wait till i get off work tomorrow hopefully i can find a place that has them on my first try D:
>>723442206
Goodnight
Claiming best android
>>723441991
No not really
>>723442206
Goodnight
QOTT - Scenario edition!
You get 1 million dollars US, current exchange rate, but for the next 3 years, every unique thing you pick up, resetting every day, you must take 30 seconds to do a cheesy 50's style advertisement for the product you are holding.
I would take that up.
>>723442321
>can i pick you up ;^)
>>723441969
It shows *just* enough but hides enough that it requires imagination
>>723442238
I've fired guns a few times!
>>723442321
Probably
>>723442321
Define unique thing
>>723442321
Of course! That would mean I get to do what I already kinda wanna do, go into marketing. And make a 6 figures a year for 3 years!
>>723442238
Good luck to you
>>723442314
Just posting lots of panties? Thats cool.
>>723442321
Id hate that too much. You know how many fucking unique things you touch in a day?
Mine.
>>723442487
Look in your pantry. The first time you pick up anything in your pantry, you do an ad. If you are in a supermarket and are comparing 2 cans of the same branded item, you only do one. Comparing 2 different brands, you do one for each brand.
>>723442554
No, you get 1 million for the total of those 3 years. Single lump sum at the start.
>>723442557
Yes. Thats why I defined unique things. Though you can go back to touching them for the remainder of that day unhindered.
>>723442667
I know that. But I like to make it seem like it's a job. And I'm getting paid
>>723442321
>Take it
>Have someone close to you pick up everything for you
>Tell them they'll get $10k if they help
>Just try not to pick shit up
Sure.
>>723442321
I would not
>>723442557
Taking those screen caps as we speak
>>723442754
You wake up wearing underwear touching your blankets and pillows. You get up grab some clothes. You pick up your phone to check for texts. Go to the bathroom do your soaps then get out go out get milk and cereal. Then go back to the bathroom to shave and brush your teeth. Think about all the things you touched just in that morning. That isnt even napkins towels toaster coffee machine with brand coffee. spoons and bowls. You would lose your fucking mind.
>>723442849
Stand in the rain more if you get that view.
>>723437062
Top tier claim, anon.
Bork!
>>723442667
Pls respnd
>>723442396
>claiming
>>723443090
If you sew / glue your stuff together, do they still count as individual things? Like a pillowblanket, and a razorbrush.
If that doesn't work, I don't think I could take the money.
>>723442841
Your kinda there. But its the act of grabbing something that triggers it. Gloves dont matter.
>>723443090
Yep. Its designed to drive you mad.
>>723442396
Who even are you.
>>723443555
You would say the ad for picking up the material and using the machine the first time.
>theres a Berserk Dynasty Warriors game
Fuck. Yes.
Goodnight /waifu/
my only and true waifu
>filthy waifu
>>723443555
Yeah in fact its even more work. You also get to advertise glue and whatever string you used to sew it.
>>723443870
It would work
>>723443870
Did I say gloves?
Wrap me in a straight jacket, and pretend I'm an amputee for 3 years.
>>723443870
An admirer
>>723443090
That's it for tonight
>>723444118
Makoto!
>>723442667
>>723442321
Oh, then.. Fuck no. I'm introverted and anti-social enough I'd die from shame on the first week.
>>723444212
Nice.
Test
Witness
>>723444235
*surprise cuddle from the shadows!*
>>723444499
W-wha? RAPE
*WHISTLES FRANTICALLY *
>>723444235
Yes hello this is Mako.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723444682
>hugs mako
>>723444758
Late post is late
>>723445179
i just woke up -_-
>>723445247
So wait till new thread -.-
>>723445347
no -_-
>>723445466
Is it because you leik penis?
>>723445543
no -_-
>>723444634
No rape. Just snugglyness.
*nuzzles*
>>723445604
Yes
>>723445752
Aha i knew it
>>723445140
What's good Ex-Nonon?
Been doing well with the job search?
>>723445860
me too:
>no one has ever claimed my waifu everywhere i've bothered to look
feels good man
>>723445967
Wait are you tomo or kona
>>723446068
i'm neither :o
>>723446116
Woah...me either
>>723446231
voices get out of my head
>>723446304
All around me are familiar faces
>>723446338
where? i don't see any
>>723446407
Its a meme ya dip
>>723446068
im tomo
>>723446488
Tomoyo*
>>723445959
Not so well, but I've been focusing on mostly midterms so yeah.
I want this doll so much!
44% win rate. Up from 37%. Feels good.
>>723446550
Good job
*pats head*
>>723446464
voices get out of my dead
>>723446521
homoyo*
>>723446550
good job nigger :o
>>723446697
But he never admits it and thats what makes him a huge faggot
>>723446770
i know lol
>>723446533
>Midterms
Sounds like shit m8, but better than nothing I guess.
Looks neato.
>>723446875
So seriously who r u
>>723446614
Managing to sleep for ~5h, winning and then even getting head pats. Day's off to a good start.
>>723446697
Thanks~
Not a nigger though
Megaman X is the best retro game ever.
>>723447105
Come sleep in my bed for 5 hrs -.-
>>723447105
tildes give me cancer
yes you are
>>723447060
who r u
>>723447114
Never played it. How was the bath?
>>723447114
>Megaman X, not the original series.
>
>>723447194
I just slept though.
>>723447242
Have some more~~~~
>>723447271
it was great i came four times
>>723447310
original sucks
>>723447310
i hate you
>>723447372
Why you'd think that?
You just need to git gud.
>>723447310
Next time silly
>>723447242
I asked first
>>723447468
nice hair
>>723447539
Somebody :o
>>723447500
i will whenever i get around to buying a PS2 hehe
>>723447578
Konata? Arisu?
>>723447638
not a spic, not a kike
>>723447617
Once you get that computer you can have all the mega man games on emulator. No need to buy PS2 for that.
>>723447703
Those are the only 3 i know who do the faces -_-
Shiro?
>>723446921
Yeah, they're tuff! But isn't toobs just great!
>Internet errors
>>723447743
i need a remote!
>>723447765
i always do the faces :o
shiro is also a kike -_-
>>723447871
..remote?
Controllers are kinda cheap and usb controllers work on PC too. No need to get an old console for that.
>>723447903
Konata does those too...
>>723447743
PS2 is best PS.
>Mfw I got lucky and can use my grandmas TV plug as a power cord for mine
>>723447831
Toobs?
>>723448241
but he's a spic :o
>>723447871
For your vibrator?
>>723448286
But idk any one else that does the faces...
>>723448351
ok -_-
Good morning
>>723448279
2B-san! 2B=toobie=toobs!
>>723448214
There's nothing like playing an old retro game on an old system and TV~
>>723448302
vibrator?
>>723448445
hello~
>>723448667
Comrade shielder!! I'm so glad to see you!
>>723448667
True, but you'd need to find and buy all the games or buy an everdrive. Do you have a crt tv?
>>723448396
Reeeee
>>723448667
A remote to control it....or let someone else control it
>>723448992
avatarfags get out of my thread
>>723449050
But who is your avatar
>>723448493
How was I supposed to know that?!
Then again, I called Umi, Emu, and expected people to get it...
>>723449102
i don't have a avatar
>>723449238
Waifu?
>>723449171
Who? :^)
It's okay makoto, not everyone is blessed with intuition. :^)
>>723449305
i don't have a waifu either
>>723449437
Name?
>>723449475
sachi :o
my waifu is exploding
>>723449673
kona spic chan :o
>>723449744
where have you been all day? -_-
>>723449673
I meant to say wifi :o
>>723449797
i was sleeping all night -_-
>>723449846
I slept all day -_-
I'm so bored, but no one has been on, and patches was being emo :(
>>723449931
what did patches do that was emo? uwu
>>723449965
I told him to get on rabbit, and he was playing boring songs and was just so depressed :(
he left and I felt bad -_-
>>723450022
:(
is patches chan okay?
>>723450095
I hope :(
I don't know honestly
Wi-Fi blackouts.
>>723448825
I'm happy to see you too, are you joining the military like your waifu did?
>>723448886
>foreverdrive
>ctrtv
Forget it, I'll just buy a darn computer....
>>723449033
Oh for the game? Well, if I find a good controller online I'll be happy~
>>723450160
post the cutest pic of your waifu you have :o
>>723450157
:(
try to not make him leave :(
>>723450160
Then you can try visual novels!
>>723450287
I make everyone leave :(
>>723450382
don't make yuiposter leave :(
>>723450227
>>723450348
booo i came to blow stuff up, not read -.-
>>723450430
I want you to leave :(
>>723450440
cute! <3
>>723450525
i wish i could leave :(
>>723450612
you did and came back like an attention whore :o
>>723450479
But you said you like reading.
>>723450160
I would much rather join you~
>>723450671
now you're a tumor -_-
>>723450525
no you!
>>723450673
textbooks ^^
>>723450711
m-me? baking? you don't want that kinda life
>>723450714
i'm a fuckig tumour
>>723450775
I love that pic, it's one of my favorites of yours
>>723450781
kys sachi
Hello all! Please respond
>>723450894
mavo:
>>723450775
I'm sure you'd love them!
>>723450872
lol ok
>>723450775
But being with you is more than enough for me
>>723450949
I almost died
>>723450872
t-thank you! but you're making your waifu jealous~
>>723450894
konnichiwa~
>>723450940
are you really, really sure?
>>723451020
okay good~ you could wash the pots for me, i'll do everything else!
>>723451055
i wish i did
>>723451125
I let konata know I lover her every day though :o
>>723451156
xd
>>723451125
You might not like all of them, but there are many very good ones, so I'm 110% sure.
>>723451197
ok
why do you love your avatar, are you some sort of loser lol
>>723451443
I'm on a waifu thread, what do you expect?
kids these days I swear
>>723451509
your on a avatarfag thread ya dingi
>>723451553
you're* -_-
dingus* :o
>>723451612
no your
no dingi
>>723451662
why?
>>723451719
because ur a spicgus
>>723451197
how? what do you do for her?
>>723451344
d-do you play a visual novels...?
also im very sorry for the slow replies, my darn wifi keeps shutting down...
>AR URF MODE
>heavy breathing
>>723451923
ar?
>>723451962
All random
>>723451989
That sounds boring.
>>723451898
Yep. A huge fan of them. Saya no Uta being my favourite.
>>723451898
I usually just tell her I love her :o
>>723451761
kid
sdfg