Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723436342
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
still here
Claiming best girl
>>723453086
*sip*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZItWvebsXc
good morning everyone
>>723453161
mornin mean ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>claiming
>>723453161
Good morning
>>723453536
hi
>>723453536
nice hair
Claimed. Morning, how is everyone?
>>723452048
i'm going to make Saya into my waifu after i play the game~
>>723452412
what is her response?
>>723453086
u kay?
>>723453681
Bored. You?
>>723453697
What do you mean?
>>723453737
Listening to Gorillaz, trying to kill some time. Thinking about watching some of my favorite childhood cartoons.
>>723453609
why do you have to use my name, when you reply only to shizuzuzuzuzu?
>>723453697
she's shy so she doesn't say much :o
>>723453837
what's your favorite gorillaz song?
>>723453837
Like what?
>>723453697
Not giving her to you~
And what would Shielder think about that?
>>723453883
because i'm too nervous not to uwu
>>723453883
Either Man Research or Slow Country. Can pick between those two anon. What about you?
>>723453886
I'm thinking about watching DuckTales.. it's calling to me from the deepest bowels of my childhood.
>>723454002
he already hates you saying nice hair, so you're just a retard that makes me look bad -_-
>>723454014
:o
>>723453737
you didn't respond to me in the last thread and i got sad
>>723453883
is she really shy? i only saw the english dub of that anime and i think a lot got lost in translation
>>723453921
shielder won't know...
>>723454014
:o
>>723454047
i hate gringos -_-
>>723454046
Can't*.
>>723454079
I'm just joking around, but you should watch the dub, it's better and her voice is cuter
>>723454085
I hate you
>>723454046
either Sound Check or Do Ya Thing
Double Bass is good too
>>723454046
Never seen it. Go ahead and watch it
>>723454079
I didnt see the you. I remember asking about your bath. Sorry to make you sad.
>>723454079
I'll tell her.
>>723454156
you mean jap sub~?
>>723454190
i say it was great and i came four times
FOUR
>>723454257
she'll only listen to me, she won't believe you~
>>723454156
>>723454079
wow, I meant sub*
>>723454191
die
>>723454448
yes -_-
>>723454464
why are you so mean to me
>>723454464
ah okay~
>>723454156
Have you been able to read the comic tank girl? The same artist made 2D, Noodle, Murdoc, and Russel.
>>723454448
4? That is a lot. Bet we could make it 5.
>>723454499
my mistake
lewd :o
>>723454494
I'm pretty nice to you on discord
>>723454190
What's your favorite childhood cartoon anon?
>>723454592
you don't even erp with me :(
>>723453570
Hello.
>>723454047
Hate is far too strong of a word.
And i don't even know what to make of you thinking i haven't noticed sachi is just copying your name every time you have one...
>>723454664
I do plenty of that
>>723454679
I haven't seen you in a hot minute, how you been?
I'm adding music to my computer at the moment
>>723454634
I watched grim adventures of Billy and Mandy a lot. Remember watching a lot of Ed Edd and Eddy and Dragon ball z was cool too.
>>723454566
omg i was only kidding! i only came once!
>5
my goodness -//-
>>723454592
i really should rewatch it again, i gave it a bad score on MAL too...
>>723454679
no you don't :o
>>723454901
You should try it sometime and send pics.
Good morning waifu!
How are you all?
Claimed and helloooo I'm back
>>723455087
dead on the inside
>>723454830
What about courage? I loved how mind warpy and dark it was. Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls and Dexter's Laboratory are my jam.
>>723455087
I want to die
>>723455124
Me too
>>723454781
Yeah i've been stuck socializing with people all week.
I'm alright. Just a little annoyed by my lack of free time.
>>723454974
What?
>>723455087
chara
>>723455201
Watched courage it was cool. powerpuff girls too. Didnt watch much of the other two
>>723455087
As bad as always, duh
>>723455212
Wanna talk about it?
>>723454448
Screencaps, and you can't have two waifus.
>>723454901
It's not for everyone, you may like it more a second time, but I don't really mind
>>723455231
is there something going on this week? or is it just your school and/or work?
>>723455212
thanks
>>723455231
i meant to reply to kona chan -_-
>>723454781
>>723454974
>>723455339
I do it a lot
>>723455124
aww, anon, but that's why we're all here in the first place, aren't we?
>>723455212
Most people here want to
>>723455271
smug tomo
how's it going?
>>723455275
Ah, yes, we all know this. Want to tell me about why you feel like that?
>>723455087
Stoned.
>>723455419
i'm here because i'm a loser :o
>>723455419
It goes. I tried ghost recon the new one and it was boring. Couldnt even take cars of road easily. I also started the nathan drake collection on ps4 and its ok so far.
>>723455419
Hmm no particular reason I guess, everything's just mediocre I suppose
>>723455526
Nice first step to self-awareness
>>723455441
Doesn't that usually hurt?
>>723455526
Well, you could try to better your life so you don't perceive yourself as a loser :o
>>723455542
Alright, no ghost recon for me then. Good, I don't like fps anyway
I was contemplating Nathan drake collection several times, but I'm putting it off for Persona 5 and maybe later also for For Honor
>>723455584
Aaah, I see. You can try to make it better then, can't you? Make it a bit less mediocre by adding bacon to everything... or, I dunno... just SOMETHING
>>723455749
Bacon is a fine first step I suppose
>>723455749
That actually made me laugh, depends if you're virgin lungs.
>>723455749
its 3rd person but it just felt really bland. It seems fine so far. Little macho but whatever.
>>723455334
just an unfortunate chain of visitors. Usually i'll get a couple days to myself between people bothering me, this time i was not so lucky
>>723455829
C4 would also be a suitable option to give your life the extra BOOM
>>723455891
Glad to make someones day
Aye, I only ever smoked cigarettes. One time. Took a deep breath, coughed like crazy, had absolutely no rush or felt any better so I said "nope, fuck drugs".
I wouldn't mind trying out weed tho, but since it's illegal here, it will have to wait
>>723455965
A little macho... well, it's basically some american dude going tomb raider from what I know? I never played a single Nathan Drake but it looks absolutely action movie macho like.
>>723455075
it'll be a bath tub full of blood -.-
>>723455087
mmm chara~
>>723455115
y-you again..
>>723455298
okay fine! you win
saya is still really cute though..
>>723455334
i hope i enjoy the japanese dub. i had to rewatch so much anime from the past and i'm still not caught up with it
>>723456068
Is Haruhi okay?
>>723455296
I am not even sure who you are
>>723455339
You too, thanks
>>723455419
What an incredible thing
>>723456068
I put him closer to indiana jones. Yeah 5 minutes in kill 10 pirates and they blow up your boat but hey real life consequences arent real right?
>>723456083
What kind of blood and why?
>>723456083
Are you still scared and hiding
>>723456083
you don't really need to make it a priority, though I hope you do enjoy it ^^
>>723456013
sounds interesting, so do you live alone?
>>723456068
Nah I'm more into science and guns
Mine is mine.
>>723456083
mmm Shielder~
How are you my baker of choice?
>>723456111
Yeah, Haruhi is playing a TTRPG with Louise. Finished their character yesterday.
>>723456119
Life is amazing! In both good and bad sides
>>723456240
Well then, get the biggest fucking gun you can find and make your life less mediocre with that!
After all, even cooking a dinner is more impressive when you have a gun strapped on your back!
>>723456212
No
>>723456301
My Mine is better than your Mine.
>>723456083
Thank you~
A little curious what you'd think of her after reading the VN..
>>723456301
boobs
>>723456333
Nice trips, has Haruhi moved on?
>>723456343
that makes sense then I suppose
any plans for the weekend?
>>723456333
I don't like guns irl though, had enough taking care of the AUG during comulsory military training
Morning fagguettes <3
>>723456395
I think, yes. I haven't talked with him in a long time, he seems to avoid me. But he's talking to Louise, I can ask her.
How are you?
>>723456506
How about swords then? Get a nice Flamberge and strap it to your back and then do stuff...
Nothing more impressive than a dude in full plate armor with a Zweihänder on their back, handling a kitchen knife and cooking a healthy meal
>>723456169
I... never watched Indiana Jones...
Why would you even fuck with pirates in the first place?!
>>723456688
Morning Rias
>>723456119
Vent or not, I don't give a shit.
>>723456333
Mostly bad. Almost exclusively bad
>>723456688
hi
>>723456726
Oh. They were pretty cool. Maybe check them out if you are bored. They fucked with us first.
>>723455749
no:
>>723456119
me too
>>723456333
im so lonely, i want a bf...
>>723456358
i already know she eats people!
>>723456169
orgasm blood from orgasms~
>>723456190
and yes and yes....
>>723456212
what if i died tomorrow? i have to make it a priority!
>>723456726
Oh Haruhi is dating Louise now? That's weird.
And I'm alright. My spleen is completely healed ;~;
>>723456688
:o Riiiiaaaaass
like seriously, how are you still alive
>>723456835
Maybe stop before that point? Cant do it too much
>>723456726
Nah I'll pass
>>723456810
Maybe I will. Not much of a movie watcher though
>>723456785
Something happened? want to talk about it?
>>723456884
Nonono, they're just partners in a TTRPG. Louise is dating me
>>723456835
How gay!
But there are some anons here who are lonely and don't mind boys
>>723456980
Boring.
Ohman. I want to sleep in, but I also want to reconnect with someone I havent seen in over 3 years. Im gonna go watch him compete in a strongman comp tomorrow.
>>723456688
morning bagel
>>723456835
I would cry a lot
let me know when you start watching it
I watched it recently with my buddy
>>723456884
he likes stocking I believe
>>723456835
It's fine, you can come out now
>>723456835
I'm lonely too but I don't think a girlfriend would solve my problem... Well maybe it would I don't know.
>>723456835
There's more to her than just that!
>>723456835
....orgasm blood? Please don't kill s-mug ;-;
>>723456916
I'd ask you what that's supposed to mean but I already know, cheeky beeky~
>>723457008
When did I become a bagel? 'o-o
>>723456999
That's everything we do
nice trips btw
>>723456999
They are just neat little things. I liked them and my gma would have them on her tv a lot way back when.
>>723457045
you called us baguettes :o
>>723457045
Question time, where are you from
>>723456999
You're getting trips left and right!
Maybe I can come back if Haruhi is more stable.
>>723457093
Is that all I am to you? A piece of bread with a hole in it! >.<
Jk, bagels are awesome, you're still a faguette~
>>723457198
Somewhere in hell~
>>723456999
Nothing happened. Life is just perpetual misery
>>723457325
Ah so either England or the US
>>723457049
Thank you dear!
So, any more plans for today Ai?
>>723457078
My grandmother always had those... dunno ... shows about lawyers and courts. And romances for old people with 1000+ episodes I always watched
>>723457223
Haruhi just talked to me. He said he found someone special and that he's great lately.
>dat timing though
>>723457365
Yeah... I suppose so. You can enjoy it though, no need to make it any worse than it already is
>>723456934
but i want to impress you~
>>723456999
it'll take time for me to open my poor heart again though'
>>723457006
that must be awkward
>>723457008
no crie
i will be watching it soon, I forgot which one i was suppose to watch after NHK ugh..
>>723457017
no, put down your gun
>>723457022
who are you? why are you reading my posts?
and bfs are must better at relationships than gfs, you should try it ^^
>>723457027
is that so... then i would like to see it.
>>723457045
once the stockholm settles in tomo will kill himself for me!
>>723457400
Yup, I'm supposed to be a Dungeon Master who knows shit about DnD
>>723457421
It's fine, I'm peaceful now <3
>>723457325
I wanna fill your hole with cream
I don't mind being tasty gay bread tbh
>>723457421
cool, how fast do you watch anime? you seem to do so quick
I only watch 2 episodes a day of an anime
>>723457008
Who's Stocking?
>>723457400
Oh thank goodness.
Maybe I should give them more time to get attached to each other so that Haruhi doesn't come to me.
I want Haruhi to be happy, but I know he won't get that with me.
>>723457400
My mom likes those CIA shows and stuff. She watches days of our lives daily.
>>723457421
No i think 3 would be impressive enough. How would you even give me stockholm. Im pretty far away.
>>723457488
>peeks my head out
jiiii
>>723457508
I watch two episodes a day, as well. I'm trying to make it 3 but it's really hard with my short attention span..
>>723457558
i meant when you come visit me, that's when i'll with you stockholm~
>>723457399
WOW rude.... and yes, England. However I moved to Greece at a young, where I lived for 10 years... So I guess that's my redemption ;-;
>>723457421
o-o
Plis nu
>>723457508
Cheeky~
Sorry tho I'm straight with a VERY LITTLE HINT of bi-curious. Y'know?
>>723457558
She's good at her job .-.
>>723457610
BOOBS~<3
>>723457400
There is nothing to enjoy about misery
>>723457421
That's normal. You want to get to know the person first after all.
Want to talk about what happened?
>>723457462
Aww shit, nice! D&D is nice. Never been a DM though... I finally found a group though with whom I can play on a regular basis
>>723457514
Stocking is an older anon, but he wasn't here for a long time so you don't know him.
Hmm... Well, Haruhi is quick to jump from one person to another due to his personality disorder. Don't worry too much
>>723457558
Mine used to watch them a lot too. Now they're more into Game of Thrones (who would've thought?!)
>>723457641
You can enjoy the misery of others!
>>723457627
what does cheeky mean? :o
I'm bi it's ok cutie uwu
>>723457610
If I really enjoy something then maybe I'll get in an episode more, I'm rewatching nichijou with my bf and it's been so long and I love the show that I just want to keep watching more episodes
>>723457514
idk some anon on discord, I don't really talk to him, but haruhi talks about him all the time
>>723457610
Boobs. Oh? That would mean I would want to leave at first.
>>723457627
Quite a feat.
>>723457667
Lots of backstabbing kind of things. Same thing in all those other shows
>>723457641
Except the song 'Misery' by the band 'Creeper' :P
>>723457732
Oh it's sort of an English slang type word for naughty. Dictionary says it means "showing a lack of respect or politeness in a way that is amusing or appealing." and informally "(of something pleasurable) consumed or done in an unplanned, rather self-indulgent way."
>>723457841
Oh God
>>723457667
I wish Haruhi the best of luck then. I hope he doesn't attach to a disgusting toxic person such as myself.
Bye Chara~
>>723457732
A-ah... fuck... I think I know who you're talking about. I... I hope it's not the same person though. I will kill Haruhi. Goodnight Kon. Try not to get raided.
>>723457732
it means someone is being rude
>>723457764
Oh yeah. But Game of Thrones also has the porn in it!
>>723457934
I don't think you're disgusting or toxic.
See ya! Come back soon, yeah?
>>723457667
How could I enjoy the misery of others when I know the feeling myself?
>>723457884
Never heard of either
>>723457884
Fear me Rias, fear me
>>723458006
Not porn just boobs and boobs are nice
>>723457934
I'll try my best
>>723457960
so you're cheeky?
>>723457884
so you're being lewd with me?
>>723458006
>>723458101
Know what else has porn in it?~
>>723458094
No <3
>>723458133
Not quite ;)
>>723457627
d-don't look at my boobs!
do you want to touch them..?
>>723457667
its hard to get to know people online
>talk about it
well, first i have to trust you, but im hearing good things about you from louise..
>>723457732
oh my goodness! i have to put that on my list!
>bf
what about yoru waifu?
>>723457764
you'll be just fine as long as you don't take one step out of this house...
>>723458174
porn?
Who even is Rias
>>723458133
I'd never be cheeky to you
>>723458174
Your waifu likes dancing?
>>723458174
B-but...you should!
>>723458190
As long as you dont either I wont want to.
>>723457627
Ah, pay up your debts then before you leave with the Brexit
>>723458049
I don't know. I can enjoy the misery of people I can't stand.
>>723458101
But the sex! Well... you just don't see the penetration so I gues that's true too...
>>723458174
Anime? Highschool DxD? Hentai?
>>723458190
You think? I think it's easy since we're anonymous. I tend to be a lot more honest online since people usually can't harm me.
Well... Louise is a great person too. I'm happy to say I love her.
>>723458254
good, you can be to someone I know though
>>723458190
it's a good show, very funny and pretty all over the place
best friend ya goofball
>>723458174
we'll get there I'm sure :o
>>723458330
I feel only disdain for most people, so I wouldn't bother
>>723457610
See, it's all fine, I even brought you some flowers
>>723458190
Maybe~
>>723458212
Boobs
>>723458234
Uhhh... Someone?
>>723458294
Nope <3
>>723458317
That was meant to have happened ages ago, I've lost hope tbh
>>723458330
Second one~
>>723458336
Cheeky!~
>>723458336
>you can be
proofs
>>723458330
Yeah its just boobs
>>723458430
boobs
>>723458430
For what, paying debts or leaving the EU
>>723458430
what else do you like to do besides be lewd with me? :o
>>723458458
I'll remind him later
>>723458430
Are you sure about that?
kill me antonio~
>>723458392
How sad. Maybe try to chage your mindset then?
>>723458430
knew it.
>>723458475
I'm more of a butt and hips person, but I can see how boobs are nice
>>723458529
why is ayayayaya so mean to you? :o
>>723457667
Yep it is, I just always fail to read into the rules properly so it's gonna be weird
>>723458475
There's dicks in GoT too I think
>>723458481
Both ;-;
>>723458509
I play guitar hero alot? Idk
>>723458519
Yes
>>723458545
Ayyyy
>>723458556
i don't know~
>>723458458
why are you so mean to me :(
>>723458545
How do you change a decade old mindset?
>>723458616
I don't think you are
>>723458616
which one? 2 and 3 were my favorites
>>723458640
ask him :o
>>723458616
>dicks in GoT
only a couple of times
>>723458640
I don't recall being mean
>>723458558
Weeell... maybe read a bit into the rules then
>>723458658
Bit by bit usually. Start with something small
>>723458616
Lmao
>>723458616
Nah May will deliver, and then we can finally transform into a superstate so we can take you back by force
>>723458675
i did~
>>723458688
antonio said you were being mean to me :(
>>723458545
Thighs are good too
>>723458616
Ehh didnt watch it for too long. got pretty bored.
>>723458720
That train already left, but it's the second time and it worked somehow last time so yolo
>>723458336
Knights are losing bad against those weebs..
>>723458658
Why not?
>>723458675
Gonna be cancerous and say GH Live... I must be the only person on the planet who likes it ;-;
>>723458688
It's still there tho
>>723458727
Where you from tho? What is this superstate?
>>723458776
Same, I think I watched about 12 episodes and got bored :/
>>723458844
good morning
>>723458738
you always say he's rude :o
>>723458883
I've never played it, I lost interest with world tour, and I've always liked rock band more
>>723458720
Yeah, I can't think of any way it would work
>>723458883
You don't seem sure
>>723458844
post knife :o
>>723458969
he is -_-
>>723458881
Its the Nippon steel folded 10,000 times.
>>723458883
Yeah I dont watch much shows
>>723458738
>>723458969
Proofs
>>723458881
Saya a cute
>>723458969
>rock band
Then you need friends, effort
>>723459039
you said i wasn't bright and you called me a retard :(
Time to go~ Wi-Fi is making me upset. Good bye everyone.
>>723458313
Well I have to buy food for us!
Also firewood so that we don't freeze to death~
>>723458330
ah im so jealous, i want to love someone too..
>>723458336
oh!
kek
I shall add nichi on my list~
>>723458397
awh i love flowers!
I grow orchids in winter and i love them
>sniffs
>>723458430
my boobs are lonely, you should give them lots and lots of attention~
>>723458883
The better Germany
The EU duh, without your blocking asses we can assemble
>>723459127
Good bye have a nice time and see you later.
>>723458776
Oh yeah, I love thighs too!
>>723458809
It's never to late to read up!
>>723458997
Well, I can't help you. I can only give you tips and advices on how to improve it. You have to take the steps to actually make it better
>>723459127
Don't worry, you can too!
>>723459139
>better Germany
You mean Austria? Ja, ich bin da?
>>723459127
Bye mash
>>723459225
Yeeeeah for the third session right
Ha nice call :)
>>723459225
and tongues are cool too.
>>723459082
Ohhhhhhhh you're that guy, well sorry about that but at the time it was true.
>>723459296
no it wasn't :(
>>723459014
Kek. Need to try and do something about it.
DEUS VULT
>>723459039
Saya is. That box is too.
>>723459296
Stop being so rude to people
>>723459358
You will fall. The vikings will realize your weakness soon enough
>>723459292
No, I mean, I'm also from Austria
>>723459295
oh yes. I love it when there's a small thread of spit after a kiss
>>723459334
Yes you were
>>723459358
She's more than just a box
>>723459411
no
First time claimer
Aki adagaki Claimed best Tsun
>>723459477
Ahhh ach so, but "ja ich bin da" is a weird way to say that tbh
>>723459508
Claim her in the next thread~