>tfw no loving gf to cook for you

>>723428236
She got the chefs touch.

>>723428533
Keep him shitting from upset stomach?

>>723428533
>i can boil water
I'll bet she used the same water for all of it too. Boiled some eggs, removed them, boiled some corn, scooped it out with a slotted spoon, and finished it off with dry boxed pasta she could drain afterwards

>>723428837
>boil corn
Are you fucked in the head?

>>723428891
That actually looks pretty good.

>>723428937
It's canned/frozen corn, that's how the directions say to do it. You think she would buy corn on the cob or anything fresh?

>>723428891

aside from mangling the waffle, doesnt look too bad.

i also perfer milk in my scrambled eggs, but hey, if someone els eis cooking i can do without

>>723428236

Cooking is so fucking easy, learning basics is all you need.

When you know the basic flavour combinations and how to cook with a pan or oven correctly, the world is your oyster.

However the majority of Americans fucking cremate things, and add bacon to everything.. which ruins food.

"But everything tastes better with bacon" they say inbetween licking windows. No it doesn't.

Only obese fat fucks would say that shit, because their lives revolve around fatty MRM made foods.

No wonder 1/3 of Americans are morbidly obese.

if a bitch made me anything i would be heppy

>>723429099

Oh man pan fried turkey shapes and pasta with dolmio sauce or some shit just poured on top instead of cooking the pasta, returning to the pot and adding the sauce.

>>723429235
Hey, stop that!

>>723428236
NIGGA THATS SOME HOT DOGS AND EASY MAC

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>>723428236
fucking americans

>>723428837
Who the fuck boils corn?

>>723429640

>inb4 real men BBQ everything

>>723428937
I laughed way harder than I should have at that. You made my day after working 14 hours. Time to fap to some cuck porn. Thanks man

>>723429640

Who the fuck doesn't boil it? Every corn on the cob I've ever eaten has been boiled.

>>723429099
It's even regular boxed spaghetti under a can of spaghetti, look at it

>>723429640
you gotta boil it to get the starch out or its tough and pasty.

>>723428236
>>723428533
>>723428891
>>723429099

this is cute but is pretty much why i banned my wife from cooking

>>723429918

man childeren who think fire is mans domain.

consider yourself lucky, BBQd corn is usually soft and rubbery, and usually with a hint of burnt

>>723428236
This shit makes me cringe so hard
That's fucking wifey level shit

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>>723430163
Fucking betas...

>>723430164
You asked who, you got answers. The people who buy fucking frozen shucked corn, or the cans of it with a lot of water in it. You can't grill individual pieces of it properly
and it's "grilled", not "BBQd"

>>723430163
Should have pan seared those hotdogs

>>723430163
>raw
>onions

fuck me

>>723430195
Made me induce vomiting before eating it

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>>723430282

search google for "grilled" corn

maybe you need to take your proper southern upbringing and educate peoples

Makes me so mad I want to go make a fire salad and post in thid thread

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>>723430163
i-is this supposed to be an omelette

>>723430596
Which isn't bbqd dipshit

>>723429636

No surprise the top 10 of those countries have to use machine reclaimed meat meals to live off of.

Hell the majority of meats you get from supermarkets is either mrm meats in the guise of another cut, or like chickens inflated with beef/chicken water to make them more plump - but when you cook them the chicken is rubbery.

So yeah if you buy chicken and it ends up rubbery, you know they injected that shit in to your chicken... complain and never buy from the same place again (or brand).

>>723428236
she said its a late night snack you fucking vergin faggots. Don't act like weniees and kraft mac at 2 am isn't amazing at 2 am. Sometimes the best things in love are the simple things you do for eachother.

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>>723429235

>eating fats make you fat

>>723430109
That ham looks disgusting. Reminds me of the "pulled" ham someone made for a gift exchange party I went to... did not have it in me to explain to the person who made it that ham should not be cooked like that and that long in a crock pot...

>>723430665

A BBQ is a grilling method, just in case the other guy you have been arguing with hits you with that.

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>>723430665

if you think that shit is appetizing, your opinion on anything food related is meaningless

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i love being able to cook whatever i want and not have to share it with some ungrateful cunt

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>>723430966

>not realising there is different types of fats
>bad fats cannot be digested fully and are systematically added to the body instead, over time creating weight gain and a large waist size.

Try some learning son.

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>>723431432
This shit looks like it came out of the freezer in blocks are you serious

>>723431167
if you like corn, you should try roasted corn sometime. it's delicious!

>>723431770
serious about what exactly?

>>723432014
this is a bone-r-petite thread

>>723431481

lrn2keto

>>723432158
i still don't follow. Is your autism getting in the way of you generating a complete thought?

>>723431432

>your kale looks like shit
>your mash looks like shit
>I swear to Christ if that's beef, you're fucked on life

>>723432330
>doesn't know what collard greens are
>doesn't know what rice pilaf is
>doesn't recognize pork tenderloin
good job gordon ramsay

>>723431432
Are you eating on the floor?

>>723432563
no its a table that costs more than your rent

>>723432597
Well whoever actually bought it before you dug it out of a dumpster didn't know how to take care of grout

>>723432754
the tiles aren't supposed to be grouted in

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>>723431432
Sorry dude, but that pic just looks like 4 piles of different vomit. Taste is irrelevant to my criticism here: plating is important, and that looks terrible and unappetizing.

>>723432485
i loled. that guy trying to shit on that food is a tard.

that being said, i didnt know that was rice pilaf, the rice is pretty broken. use less water.

>>723432485

Your food is cooked so shitty I can't even recognize it, that's how bad you are. Just look at the color of your greens faggot.

On top of that, your pilaf, just look how mushy it is. You obviously used fucking San Francisco treat and added way to much water.

Plus your salad is drenched with shitty Raleys parmasean Romano cheese, on top of the croutons.

Bro.. Your pork.. Your pork.. Is so fucking overdone I thought it was a BBQ tri tip

too be anus the pre marinated porkloins are a pretty good buy

>>723431432

did somebody pre-chew your pilaf?

>>723432597
>>723432975
Wait hang on, I wanna see your table not that I don't believe ya but it's a pretty decent looking table

>>723433074
>plating is important
to who?
The best tastes in the world are blind and they, by definition, can't see shit
to ignore the taste because it doesn't look appetizing is the same as ignoring your dream girl because she doesn't have fake tits

Why the fuck would you serve food on plastic at home

>>723433591
tasters*, not tastes

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>>723433583

>>723433591
Uh....
You posted a picture of your cooking online in some asinine way of getting attention. You damn well better believe presentation matters because it's literally all we get through a picture.

That said, good troll. I'm out.

>>723433878
Is that one of those backyard fire pit things

>>723433982
normal people call it a coffee table

>>723433878
That's a beautiful table anon, you got some fine taste

>>723433982
>backyard fire pit

confirmed redneck trash

>>723434171
thanks

>>723432187

Awww kid. Did I make you look silly in front of all the big boys?

Derrr derrr.

>>723433591
Anyone that's been in the business for a decent amount of time will tell you that the majority of people eat with their eyes. Taste is MORE important, yes, but presentation is still important.

>>723433878
Why tf would you have tile with your white room? Maybe in a kitchen but anywhere else is faggot shit. Are you decorating like a modern fucking caveman? I'll never understand these gay ass trends society has taken.

>>723433548

pilau not fucking pilaf. Pilaf is a dish not a rice.

>>723434749
look out queer eye. We have a pretentious contender

>>723434914
It's not my fault that this guy is a faggot and decorates like a 40 year old woman.

>>723434739
>Anyone that's been in the business for a decent amount of time will tell you that the majority of people eat with their eyes

no. people associate quality with beauty. therefor a pretty plate of food is deemed to be of a higher quality and therefor justifies the price you just paid for it at the restaurant. therefor you feel good about eating it.

look at Chinese food (real Chinese food, not Americanized shit) it always looks like crap but tastes amazing. this is partly attributed to its being cheaper on average.

>>723433878
>costs more than your rent
My MORTGAGE is $600/mo, and if you paid even half of that for that ugly piece of shit you're more of an idiot than someone who pays rent.

>>723434749

You mean the table? So what.

If you mean the floor, that looks like carpet to me broski beats.

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>>723433878
What a faggot. While the men eat at their oak dinner tables, this loser eats on tile flooring like a fucking dog. What.a.loser

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>>723434799

not too bright, are you

>>723435233
>bragging about living in some midstate in the US.

>>723435224

Spoken like a true Chipotle customer.

>>723435306
Obviously the table. I don't give a shit about his carpet, but the redneck was correct. That tasteless tile bullshit belongs outside.

>>723435352

Don't blame me when you though the rice on his plate was...

1. Pilau rice
2. Mistake it for Pilaf which is a dish made from Pilau rice.

Not too bright buddy

>>723435377
>Chipotle customer

not an americant so i have no fucking clue what your on about.

>>723435368
Major city. I just know how to manage money. Fat down payment and 2.9%.

Get out of the basement.

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>>723435224
Yeah, no thought went into this presentation at all. It's not about making it look higher quality to justify a higher price. It's about taking pride in your work. Stimulate the eyes as well as the nose and taste buds.

>>723435544
>Major city, Nebraska

I bet your broker was married to his sister

>>723428236
ahh hotdogs and mac. the single mom classic.

>>723428533
You faghots can't see that this is satire? Dumb fuckers

>>723435671
>keeps defending his home depot table.

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>>723428236
>tfw you can cook for yourself and know just how well you like things instead of relying on some chick who would just toss it in the microwave anyway and likely burn lemonade if you asked her to make it

>>723435666
>It's about taking pride in your work

its fucking food. if it tastes good, there is pride to be had. your point makes you sound like an uptight frenchman.

>>723435762
im not even table guy lol

>>723435724

I wouldn't be so quick to say that when people like this exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp_UoNmlQD8

>>723435762
He may have gotten it off Craigslist and not know its origins. Nigger payed 50 bucks and listed it for 800 claiming it was stylish.

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>>723435769
>likely burn lemonade

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Half of this food doesn't look that bad you filthy fucking virgins. I bet you guys have never had a gf let alone can cook yourself.

Pic related. My gf just made this bountiful feast. And yes, that is home grown sweet corn from her dads garden.

Stay jelly neckbeards.

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guise I made diner

>>723431481
I'll take 20 of Savage my anus.

>>723436086

who puts ketchup on rice pilaf?

disgusting

>>723436086
its not hard to grow corn, thats why its grown for animal feed.

also
>costco spring roll and bun
>disgusting jared sweet and sour sauce on uncle bens rice
>packaged, grill them yourself ribs

neat, really showed us

>>723436236

Looks like sweet n' sour.

This is a weird-ass meal though. Corn, an egg roll, a king's Hawaiian roll, and teriyaki chicken?

>>723436086
Actually looks good, I'd eat atleast 3-4 peices of chicken and 2 eggrolls - need to fill the spaces in beetween

>>723436111
Duuude
Those trips
>>723435666
And those

>>723435955

you should have seen her trying to cook potatoes, that shit is funny as fuck

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>>723428236
tfw when won't live past 45 on that diet

Funny thread.

>>723431432
Love all the need rage but this looks pretty good for something made for oneself, where presentation is usually way down on the list.

>>723433878
This however is shit.

>>723435233
Rent vs buy is highly influenced by individual and regional factors.

>>723435544
You know how to save money. Managing money is more broad and based on your statements here I doubt you know much about it.

>>723436086
Looks good.

>>723434739
"the business" doesn't count, this isn't a restaurant.
the taste comes first, because it's FOOD. you want to see something pretty? go to an art gallery
I admit that looking good has its place, and that's on wine labels, because people fucking love cool labels of wine regardless of what it contains.

but we're talking actual food and flavor being more important than proper plating techniques, which exist for a reason, but not in this situation

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Girlfriend making me some pan seared spaghetti as we speak

>>723436841
My girl wanted to plant squash or some viney sort of plant last year but she was too fucking lazy to actually research how to do it properly. Instead she decides to empty a few packs of seeds into her hands and just chuck them every where in the back yard. By the end of the summer the entire yard was engulfed in these fucking plants.

>>723428236
Jesus, she's trying to kill him with shit food? That's devious...

>>723436086
>bountiful feast
facebook filename
>virgins
doesn't make boiling water or operating a waffle maker impressive
>neckbeards
you got me there

>>723428533
shackled in a home made dungeon apparently, that's shit even prisons wouldn't serve

>>723435666
666 bc that shit looks like it was made by the devil!!!

LOOK AT THAT CURSED FUCKIN PEPPER ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT THAT SHIT HAS A FACE GONNA STEAL YOUR SOUL AND SHIT WTF OP GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 666 THE MARK OF THE BEAST GOT CARVED UP PENISES WITH SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE AND A DEMON PEPPER FUCK YOU

>>723436841

bookoffaces.com /bradholmesofficial/videos/1224167967613400/

>>723436841
>have well-meaning vegetarian gf once
>tries to make me breakfast
>microwaves the entire package of bacon
>fire
jesus christ
But she was understanding because it was an actual birth problem and not a choice. We'd get pepperoni pizza, and she'd pick off all the pieces on her half and put them on mine, and dab off the meat grease.

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>>723437643

>>723429636
The US isn't the most obese country, but cute chart

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>>723430670
americans think turkey breasts are shaped like this kek

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>>723437757
>vegetarian birth defect

wut?

>>723429636
Rank Country Percentage of population
1 Palau 47.10%
2 Nauru 45.10%
3 Marshall Islands 42.30%
4 Samoa 41.60%
5 Tonga 41.10%
6 Qatar 41.00%
7 Kiribati 40.10%
8 Tuvalu 39.60%
9 Kuwait 38.30%
10 Bahamas, The 36.60%
11 Fiji 35.90%
12 United States 35.00%
13 United Arab Emirates 34.50%
14 Bahrain 34.10%
15 Saudi Arabia 33.70%
16 Barbados 33.20%
17 Micronesia, Federated States of 33.20%
18 Vanuatu 32.90%
19 Trinidad and Tobago 32.30%
20 Andorra 32.10%
21 Libya 31.90%
22 Antigua and Barbuda 31.00%
23 Lebanon 30.80%
24 New Zealand 30.60%
25 Canada 30.10%
26 Australia 29.90%
27 United Kingdom 29.80%
28 Turkey 29.40%
29 Czech Republic 29.10%

>>723438265
this looks korean. If so, that's actually good stuff

Quick and easy, was last night

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>723438279
o okay, burger. please tell me again how much palau and the marshall islands matter. i know brains are fatty, but jesus

>>723438539
I see a trend... Brown people

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This thread is making me sad

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Girls can't cook though, men are the best chefs, everyone knows that

>>723428236
my wife cooked for me once...
im teaching her how to cook, but her technique is still lacking.
at least she can make a sandwich.

>>723438401

I know.

Which is why they get caught out when McDonalds say their burgers are made from "100% beef".... sinew and marrow is also 100% beef.

>>723438539

Very old chart, also not the same thing.

>>723438539
1 Palau 47.10% (9,852 fatasses)
2 Nauru 45.10% (4,547 fatasses)
3 Marshall Islands 42.30% (22,264 fatasses)
4 Samoa 41.60% (79,194 fatasses)
5 Tonga 41.10% (43,287 fatasses)
6 Qatar 41.00% (889,290 fatasses)
7 Kiribati 40.10% (40,940 fatasses)
8 Tuvalu 39.60% (3,910 fatasses)
9 Kuwait 38.30% (1,290,327 fatasses)
10 Bahamas, The 36.60% (138,118 fatasses)
11 Fiji 35.90% (316,302 fatasses)
12 United States 35.00% (111,615,000 fatasses)

even if this old ass info was accurate, america has way more fatasses than the top 11 fat countries combined.

>>723430303
This

I love these threads, they make me look like a michelin starred chef.

>>723428236
cook for yourself, anon.
take it from an oldfag, the hassle and monogamy of a steady relationship aren't worth the food no matter how good it is.

>>723439306
they use 100% beef in about 24% of the party, the rest is grain meal.

>>723439306
don't fast food chains have beef suppliers named shit like "100% pure beef" so they can mislabel their product