Good old fashioned facebook cringe thread
bump. i dont have anything to contribute like a fucking cunt. but I will be here for the laughs
I've got a few
fucking captchas
>>723429190
I never really got this one. I always thought she just wasn't happy with herself in that particular photo, as her profile picture clearly shows him in it as well.
1/4
>>723429810
One more for Jesus
>>723429810
just put them into one image
open mspaint and paste them
>>723429533
what? those aren't the same guys. they're obviously both from the same school formals. doesn't mean he's in her pic too
>>723429324
>tfw your photoshop skillz will never get you pussy.
>>723428225
This guy slaps your gf 's ass very hard.
WWYD?
>>723429951
u do it!
>>723429533
I always figured it was a group photo, like of a particular class and he happened to be standing next to her in it; then cropped everyone else out but them two and posted it.
>>723429673
Is....this even real?
>>723429533
Kys
>>723428890
fake and gay. police dude clearly took a pic of this retard mlp fag and made up the story
>>723429190
SOMEONE give me that chicks fb name >>WILL DELIVER<< i will dickpic bomb her HAHA
not jewbook but stilll chinec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OTJB9t4tY
>>723430610
what the fuck
>>723428225
This has a deviantart that is THE goldmine for cringe. I forget the handle tho.
Post this pic on your FB and report back results.
>>723429748
>"they will make you a first person shooter"
>>723429518
good god please tell me this is fake
i've cringed so hard i'm hyperventilating
>>723429518
Kek'd
>>723430841
fucking legend
Some OC
>>723429770
>play a walk on part
>Welcome to the Machine
This bitch listens to too much Pink Floyd.
>>723429770
Callie is redpilled af
>>723430610
I'd watch it
>>723429770
Ok, what the fuck did I just read?
>>723428890
Confirmed fake. Why the fuck would a cop be on /mlp/ in the first place, or take a picture of an autistic fat brony?
>>723429591
i love it
Does anyone have the FB troll post that sounds familiar to this below?? I saw it once on here a couple years ago.
Picture is titled something like How To Troll Facebook
Some girl posts an new profile pic on FB. First comment for the pic is "the troll", and he says "you're an ugly bitch" (or something).
Next guy responds to the first guy that commented and says something like "fuck you, bitch".
Then the troll removes his comment.
Now it looks like the 2nd guy is telling the actual girl "fuck you, bitch"
SHE then reads it and cusses his ass out, thinking he was responding to her ONLY.
Everyone else also starts cussing him out also.
It was mint, but I can't find it now.
>>723430841
Not cringe.
>>723432574
>>723432870
hahahahahahaahaahhha!!1!! rofl lmao xDDD
>>723432870
You are a GOD! Thanks /b/ro
That's the one!
I'm saving it this time.
anyone have the one where this guy messages a girl on FB or posts on her status or something and starts cringely roleplaying like *sips mountain dew* and the girl's not having any of it. Thats my favorite one
>>723433469
>>723432413
Just by taking a look here
>>723433690
Someone shoop seriouscat on his face
>>723433707
hell yeah, thanks /b/ro
>>723429770
Mom is so fucking redpilled. She doesn't deserve af retarded gay as a son.
>>723433707
Jesus Christ
>>723433733
What's that supposed to prove?
>>723430610
Sauce nibba
>>723430114
pity him
>>723429324
Dudes got so much mass he bends space around him.
>>723429324
gotta give him props, at least he fooled one dumb bitch
>>723428225
>>723430841
Fucking topkek
SUP /B/ IS THERE A WAY TO MAKE 300 DOLLARS FAST???6
>>723436890
I actualslllyly have a bunch of oc to post, gotta go find this dudes Facebook. It's a fuckin goldmine
>>723437442
sell your body
>>723429380
wow who the fuck's sense of humor is so bad that they don't get the joke
>>723429380
Naw she just look like a character from the sims 2
>>723430114
lay him the fuck out just for fun
>>723432075
Woah, that is totally zany
>>723429380
Look like a fucking CGI character.
>>723437832
Ok dumping, there's a LOT more (pretty much every post this guy has made for at least the last three years) but I want to try to find the conversations between him and Spencer. The girl was clearly trolling him and the poor guy is desperate :(
>>723439197
>>723439230
>>723439261
>>723439304
>>723439358
>>723433707
>Alright... so I guess I'll just stop by to see if you're home
fucking hell
>>723439393
>>723439304
>>723429533
I never got it either. How can she not know a thieving, lying fat jew always has ulterior motives.
>>723440203
>>723440405
>>723440455
>>723430355
No, it's just retards doing their thing.
>>723429696
Are you retarded?
Not facebook cringe but god fucking damn.
https://youtu.be/Zh5FaTWg7iw
>>723429380
AM DENNY =)
>>723440933
Why is this cringe? Just because it's FNAF? It's pretty decently animated.
>>723428225
These threads are autism on both sides. You retards get off on cringing, how fucking cringe worthy is that?
Guys...
>>723433707
>>723441493
And you're complaining on /b/ about what people like to watch, how fucking cringe worthy is that?
>>723441542
Nice work, looks like I've been bamboozled
>>723441542
Im going through this guys posts. He can't be a real person can he?
I mean all his posts read out like an actual alien who landed on earth and has not gained the basic concept of structuring a coherent sentence.
Plus this motherfuckers head looks like what an aliens would if they put a mask on over theirs.
>>723433707
What's cringe about this? The girl answered first messages so he was doing it alright, maybe if he didn't spammed her she would have gone out with him
>>723432574
Who is that guy with the big teeth, smiling like some kind of troll?
>>723441949
He's a real person. I met when I was working at a porn convention
>>723441982
Uhhhh, no. This was doomed from the beginning. She was being polite. Like being nice to the potato kid who just wants a friend
>>723433690
ok
>>723441982
>maybe if he didn't spammed her she would have gone out with him
Are you out of your fucking mind?
this
>>723433769
was supposed to be linked to
>>723442335
this
>>723442397
oh, god damn it, nevermind
>>723430435
It's not fake. I fucking know that guy, lol. He's a friend of another brony I met at a lan party.
>>723442294
Ok you can't just answer with "While working at a porn convention" and not expect to be asked for details
>>723442294
He right
>>723439393
holy fuck this sack of shit lives near me
>>723440513
'No kissy for you!'
>>723442857
i cant stop laughing
>>723443058
This is what success in life looks like.
>>723442294
>>723442857
can't believe this dude is real ...
>>723442857
Shit, I've seen pornstars look more comfortable with 12 inches of dick in their ass
>>723443223
This is my favourite.
>>723429453
his youtube channel is pretty lit tbh
seems he has a gf now as well
and I am still alone
24 and never kissed a girl
hahahahaha i love being alive
>>723428225
Disgusting monstrosity! I think it absorbs it's victims.
What do I say lads
>>723429453
This guy would be fifty percent less cringey if he would just learn how to smile properly. It is as if no one has taught him which muscles to use.
Hi im Mark, and I voted fer hillary because drumpf is a wascist
>>723443747
'Are you a leprechaun?'
>>723443747
ask him if he found a small asian lady with sexy feet
>>723443944
>>723443223
> /fit/ t-trying to socialize
>>723443591
This is what an alpha male looks like.
Behold.
>>723443747
Ask him if he was first born
>>723440513
i'd fuk her
>>723444014
>>723444023
that bracelet looks like a cock ring
>>723429518
Meanwhile, the girl and her bf were probably sitting there laughing while fucking.
>>723444107
Don't let your battery die!
>>723444107
Why does he add the apostrophe but still spell the whole thing... Why!? WHY?!
>>723444221
>>723429547
Cause nothing gets a bitch wet like guild wars 2 limited edition headsets.
>>723444253
>>723444353
that is definitely something a leprechaun would do...
Post the Thanks Feiz(?) one
>>723444023
This guy is a 4chan legend in the making. I say he gets his own threads dedicated to trolling him.. and determining if he is indeed an alien. Am intrigued
>>723429696
>How can i be more edgy?
Lost
>>723444392
http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/
>>723429397
>>723444107
Fake and gay
>>723430610
10/10 Greatest movie ever!
>>723444449
Asking the deep questions
>>723444353
Ask for dick pics.
>>723444476
This shits real man search it up for yourself
>>723444511
What do you think dying feels like? How would you explain non existance? Do you think it gradually feels how you slowly fall asleep, or is it instantly, as wiping a computer memory?
>>723436890
jesus fucking christ
>>723444511
Dude plug your phone in! You're playing with fire anon
>>723444564
This hurts my soul
>>723444476
timestamps are legit
>>723444511
answers... THE TRUTH
>>723444632
cmon bro
leave him alone
please
>>723429397
YES
>>723429547
The headphones look like cheap junk
>>723444023
This guy has so many internal problems it blows the mind.
Not YOU (the poster)
You can always tell the nutcases on FB because they either ...
#1. Whine about shit ALWAYS
#2. Post self-help shit (when they CLEARLY are the one who is "damaged goods")
He's obviously more of a #1 scenario type, but also has no self awareness and hates the world because he's too much of an idiot to see that He's "the idiot" sabotaging himself.
Fuck. I just don't get some people haha
>>723444664
>>723433707
Later on, he appeared at her house and kidnapped her. She is currently in his basement.
>>723444600
do dmt faggot that is death
>>723444023
anyone who isnt in the porn industry but still attends AVN is an autistic pervert. seriously, who the fuck would WANT to go?
>>723429518
oh swetjesus
I wasn't gay until I came across your profile
>>723444728
He sounds interested now...
>>723444728
no, as it happens, leprechauns have very unique dicks and the only way to know for certain is to examine the markings upon one's penis
>>723444728
NO i'm not gay! why do you ask? are you interested?
You, and Mark will be fine. Keep pushing for nudes.
I always wondered what a leprechaun's dick looked like.
>>723444826
>>723433707
JEZZZZ, WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS KID
>>723444861
This. Pry at his insecurities.
>>723444947
You're loosing him. Ask him if he has seen cool runnings
>>723444947
Blocked:(
>>723443104
what the fuck shape is this guy
it looks like he stuck a rubber band around the middle of his head as a child and it stayed that way
>>723442857
The look of... Get me the fuck out of here!
>>723429673
>university of penis
90% of /b/ right there
>>723433707
If he vaped a couple hot clouds she probably would have hooked up with him.
>>723444947
Convince him you have a wife/gf who may be interested in a threesome depending on how big his cock is. You met/saw him at the porn convention.
>>723441365
Made me kek
AM KIMI =)
>>723445033
Alright guys your turn I proved this is real now you guys gotta pursue
Don't let my sacrifice be in vain
>>723445010
thx for the support but anon blew it
>>723441722
>like to watch
>like to
>like
yeah now im definitely cringing, but i don't like it
>>723445033
Worth. Cheers, m8
>>723442457
I'm a photographer, I work on porn sets frequently. I was hired to do some shoots at the Avn Expo in Vegas last month. There were lots of porn stars, so naturally This guy was everywhere, like a kid in a candy store.
>>723445033
Aw...
I hope we see more of this guy in the future.
>>723444977
Desperate Lonely Pathetic Betafag. That's what.
>>723445282
I was in Vegas that same weekend, but studiously avoided anything to do with the AVN show.
You never know when you'll cross paths with an anon
>>723433707
The only thing this one needs is a "pls respond" at the end
>>723429356
Fucking kek
>>723429591
i chuckled.
>>723444395
>>723429673
>okay bye
>>723445033
Someone needs to take over
>>723445579
Probably for the best. It's cool when you work there cause we had our own catered area to lounge in, but I wouldn't wanna hang out with most of the guests
>>723431260
I-i f-f-fucked Ted
>>723429427
Young moot?
>>723430841
Cool kid
>>723445033
you did well anon
>>723433707
Fuck this I'm done with this thread
>>723432870
Removed tumor
>>723429518
lolwut
>>723444326
I'd steal his dog so hard.
>>723442857
okay now, where can i go look looking like shit and hug big booty biches?
>>723435312
E.T. the Extra Testicle, you fucking nigger.
>>723444326
Fucking.
(he) looks like a fat lesbian without the neckbeard.
The neckbeard actually HELPS this fucking creature.
Look at the picture on the left and the top right.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
>>723430841
We said cringe, not alpha as fuck! Not even alpha! A whole new alphabet. He is 3 as fuck!
>>723436890
>haha
why do all these spergs end their messages with it? do they think it makes it look casual, or lighthearted?
>>723432096
Listening to Pink Floyd has a high correlation (78.3%) to believing in half-baked conspiracy theories. Grateful Dead is almost 96.8%.
>>723442857 wait what pornstar is that?
>>723444681
They should be, they came in a glorified cereal box
>>723443223
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUSE YOUR LIFE WITH 4CHAN!
>>723441542
>>723442857
>>723443104
>>723443591
>>723443747
>>723444023
>>723444326
This is godlike. I'm done.
>>723445033
>>723442857
>Mfw i have never touched an ass out side of the sexual assault when i was 11
>>723443747
You look hot (you, the poster, not mark)
>>723446627
I think its keisha gray
>>723439304
Dear gawd. Where's the rest of it?
>>723444023
She looks ultra-happy to be in that situation.
>>723446820
So....any anon want to start a thread with him?
>>723429810
The whole time I was reading this I was thinking damn this bitch really just went full Alex Jones mode. Then she posted an infowars link
What do i say
>>723447443
"are you a leprechaun?"
>>723447443
i was wondering if you could grab my ass the way you grabbed keisha gray's? ;)
>>723446885
>>723447503
No not yet
>>723447503
THIS!!!! Make him paranoid
>>723447443
Everyone who messages this guy, ask if he's a leprechaun
Working on small talk
What do i say2
>>723447629
Yes
>>723447608
The Lucky Charms, which is why I added you...I have to ask, are you a Leprachaun?
>>723447608
A pot of gold!
Say because of a pot of gold!
>>723444632
He's gonna block you and ruin all our fun, /b/ro.
>>723444972
>>723447608
A dick in your mouth, bro!
>>723447608
Some guy was asking if you were a leprechaun
>>723444669
>>723447608
Perhaps knowing that P Diddy killed 2pac and Notorious Big
Ask him too if he has ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the Wise
>>723447629
No we weed build him up to hero status
Then we tear him down
We need a new thread
>>723447608
Bump for interest
"All the booty, which is understandable"
>>723447608
Can someone post link to FB profile pls?
fuck he is taking along time to type
>>723444972
>>723447540
>>723447608
Make up some shit about how he told you about his dog and you have one like the one in picture
What say?
>>723429673
BENIS :DDDDDD
>>723448274
You've got his attention
>>723448274
No. But you could be if you follow these three steps
>>723443857
This dude looks like a testicle
>>723446250
Toplol
>>723444972
>.png
how long did it take you to make it?
I demand to know of this man's power.
>>723430610
>that cumshot tho
>>723448274
Claim to be her manager. Say she wants to do a scene with him.
>>723448398
I love your profile pic!
You're not Jeremy by any chance?
>>723448465
Y E S
>>723448465
Duuuuude that's brutal...
.. GO GO GO
>>723448465
Shop his head peeking out from behind
>>723448465
This
>>723448465
This is gonna be so good.
>>723448398
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>723448398
Ok I don't feel sorry for him anymore.
>>723448465
Make sure to tell him he's expected to roleplay as a leprechaun in the scene.
>>723441365
kek
>>723448526
Yes.
>>723448465
Was thinking this.
I'll do it if ya want
please stop this thread! I HAVE had enough! I'am NOT your clown ! please stop !!
>>723445033
you did gods work today my retarded friend
>>723448561
Yes. But tell him its a leprechaun scene.
>>723448794
Notrealnotreal
>>723448465
This is so evil
>>723448704
>leprechaun
That would be an excellent punch line. There should be more build-up.
>>723448791
Talk about how she liked the way he smelled and she wants to check out his cock (this is an "in" to get dick pics for the faggots ITT).
>>723448794
Mark?
>>723448398
So this guy is definantly a rapist right?
>>723448794
But you need to fuck my client.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>723433707
>>723436890
This can't be the same jimmy.... Right?
>>723448882
Oh yeah
>>723448855
I'am NOT a leperchaun !!! delete this thread NOW !!
>>723448794
no clowns here, only leprechauns
>>723448882
>definantly
Indoobitably.
>>723448704
>Battletoads
Lost my shit
He is offline.
ffs i was working up to a punchline
>>723448379
I didn't. I found it years ago on here
>>723448882
Yes, definitely a rapist.
>>723448919
>I'am
KEKEKEKEK
Nice try, Anon.
>>723448965
Me, too. Best /b/ thread I've seen in a while.
>>723448919
Time stamp now
>>723448919
Gape your ass and release your gold upon us you leprechaun!
This gem
Save this thread
>>723448597
>>723448708
If you're the Jeremy I knew I'm glad to see you've not kicked the bucket and you know where to find me if you wanna get back in touch again.
>>723449114
I'am a sportive guy !! why CAN'T I find a GF ? Any girls here ???
>>723449114
Is that Mark?
>>723449141
no fucking way.
>>723449190
hey baby ;)
>>723449232
delet
>>723444107
WE'RE ON TO YOU LEPRECHAUN MAN
>>723449190
MARK. How would you like to be the king of ducks?
>>723449232
Hi! How are you! YOU'ARE very sexy ! write me !!
>>723448398
Guys we should meme this guy to do an actual porno.
We memed trump, we can do anything
>>723449289
Will you fill my tight ass?
>>723449141
>>723449289
hi sexy you are sexxxxxyyy to ;) was wondering if you wanted come over?? am in california, santa ana...let me know!
>>723445048
>>723449310
>>723431212
this should be ylyl
>>723449310
>BE THE FIRST PERSON TO LIKE THIS
>>723449365
HE'S MINE
>>723449357
God damn, I still want to cum in her butt.
>>723449352
This man is the next Chris chan
>>723442294
>>723442857
>>723443058
>>723443104
>>723443591
>>723444023
>>723444326
>>723445048
>>723449498
By god you're right
>>723449471
tink was so sexy
>>723444326
filename
>>723449141
someone tag him in this
Just seen this haha
For pennies a day you can help a weeaboo become a normal citizen
>>723444326
this guy could survive a car crash
Will he deliver
>>723449534
We must make it so
>>723450013
!!!
>>723450013
Here's to getting Mark laid
We do every thing in our power to get mark laid.
Go
>>723450217
!!! !!! !!!
>>723450013
This is fucking godlike.
>>723450217
Fucking mark
>>723429397
cum on her
>>723450217
No fucking way.
>>723450217
will he finally find his "pot of gold" !?
>>723450217
HOLY FUCK
>>723450217
We do everything in our power to crush what little remains of his self worth.
someone cap thread
>>723450217
DO WE NEED A NEW THREAD FOR MARK?
>>723450013
>talk
Dammit, Anon...
"She liked the way you smelled at AVN Expo but she wants to check out the merchandise before she'll agree to do a scene with you."
>>723450217
Legend
>>723450413
"do you have any green underwear?"
>>723450404
Making threads for Research About Internet Dramas are strictly against rules and will be removed, we should instead find somewhere else to regroup
>>723450292
>>723450309
>>723450315
>>723450341
>>723450390
>>723450356
>>723450360
Thank you.
I have dyslexia and my brother is autistic so i can talk with people like this.
I am the half potato prince
>>723450387
No you stupid idiot. we meme him to a porn
>>723450536
Lol fuck of moot