Tell /b/ bout yourself Age: Gender: Occupation: Relationship: Regrets:

18, male, unemployed, single, being a anxious self loathing fuck up, what about you OP?

>>723425755
Age:26
Gender:M
Occupation:Sales assistant
Relationship:Single/Casual fucking
Regrets:Being Woke bruh

>>723425755
age: nigger
gender: nigger
occupation: nigger
relationship: nigger
regrets: niggers exist

Age: 18
Gender: F
Occupation: shitty retail craft store
Relationship: single
Regrets: was born

>>723425755
27
M
Work in insurance
steady relationship
Not fully committing myself to my dreams.... That may change soon though. As long as I don't die.

>>723425755
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: College and Retail
Relationship: Dating, 4 years
Regrets: want to loose some weight I've gained recently

23
male
unemployed
single
my entire life

Age: 27
Gender: M
Occupation: Environmental lab tech/first responder
Relationship: Single but going after a coworker
Regrets: Wasting pretty much all of my 20's partying and doing drugs. I didn't go back to university until I was 23.

>>723425755
24
Apache Chopper
Languages Teacher
In a relationship
Being white and not having privileges

Age:21
Gender:F
Occupation:Dog Groomer
Relationship:Married
Regret: Not showing tits on /b/

>>723425755
20
male
freelance designer
have a gf
being too lazy/uninterested in showing support to relatives who need it

>>723426647
Then just do it. No more ragrets

>>723425755
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Occupation: college if you count that
Relationship: no
Regrets: not trying hard at anything

21
male
student at princeton
single
masturbating so much

>>723426647
know moor rugrats?

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Age: 25
Gender:male
Occupation: lead carpenter
Relationship: monogamous relationship with same woman for past 2 years.
Regrets: monogamous relationship with same woman for past 2 years,

Really feeling the regrets in this bread man. I feel it anons

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>Age:
24
>Gender:
Male
>Occupation:
I guess I'm NEET now technically. I worked retail before and was taking Gen Eds. at a community college.
>Relationship:
Single always and forever
>Regrets:
Dropping out of high school to an extent. Knowing now what I want to do academically, it would've been much easier had I actually tried and gave a shit. But by that same token, who's to say I would've wound up choosing this path had I stayed in school.

But I still regret not being more academically focused in my youth. Would've made life easier.

>>723425755

Age: 25
Gender: m
Occupation: biomedical engineer
Relationship: half assed married
Regrets: checking 'em.

>>723425755
>Age: 22
>Gender: mildly gender dysphoric cis male
>Occupation: unemployed college student, intend to seek employment after i graduate
>Relationship: single and holding
>Regrets: being the son of my father who is a horrible person, not being born a grill, not making an effort to establish relationships with other people throughout my life, letting social anxiety persuade me to abandon every friend i've ever had, being a fat slob, quitting taekwondo to attend an out of state university as a merit scholar and not realizing that as generous as their offer was i should have just declined it because it was a shit school with shit professors in a shit state and everything was different and hard and it was within the fallout radius of three different nuclear power plants, starving myself for weeks on end on various occasions because i didn't realize the most critical deciding factor of body composition is physical activity level so if i had managed to achieve an average weight by means of extreme dieting then i'd have just wound up looking like a deflated plastic bag, not lifting weights right fucking now because i'd rather sit here and bitch, cutting myself, using a 6" dildo without lube

>>723425755
>Tell /b/ bout yourself idk
>Age: 20
>Gender: male
>Occupation: daddy takes care of me
>Relationship: open relationship
>Regrets:not being a cum slut in highschool

>>723425755
Age: 28
Gender: M
Occupation: Student
Relationship: FWB
Regrets: I didnt start flight school sooner

>>723427476
So...a male.

Stop being a faggot.

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Age: 18-1
Gender:F(man living in moms basement)
Occupation: none i go to school nig nog
Relationship: muh gf and me 10/10
Regrets: not being fully white, getting in a car crash that lead to me using lots of drugs, but its lit af tho

>>723425755
Age:37
Gender:M
Occupation:Security Guard/ Retired Vet
Relationship:Hopelessly Single
Regrets: I didn't kill every sand nigger I saw in Iraq

>>723427476
>>Age: 22
>>Gender: mildly gender dysphoric cis male
>>Occupation: unemployed college student, intend to seek employment after i graduate
>>Relationship: single and holding
>>Regrets: being the son of my father who is a horrible person, not being born a grill, not making an effort to establish relationships with other people throughout my life, letting social anxiety persuade me to abandon every friend i've ever had, being a fat slob, quitting taekwondo to attend an out of state university as a merit scholar and not realizing that as generous as their offer was i should have just declined it because it was a shit school with shit professors in a shit state and everything was different and hard and it was within the fallout radius of three different nuclear power plants, starving myself for weeks on end on various occasions because i didn't realize the most critical deciding factor of body composition is physical activity level so if i had managed to achieve an average weight by means of extreme dieting then i'd have just wound up looking like a deflated plastic bag, not lifting weights right fucking now because i'd rather sit here and bitch, cutting myself, using a 6" dildo without lube

You should probably just kill yourself.

>>723427894
>So...a male.
yes
>Stop being a faggot.
no

29
male
cashier
singlecidal
vacillate between no regrets and regretting virtually everything i've ever done

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Unemployed/Looking
Relationship: Right Hand, 10 years
Regrets: Being shy in school

>>723426253
Togtfo

>>723428051
im with this guy

>>723427476
Yeah, your life kinda sucks. If you cant fix it, i guess you should consider easier methods of reaching the "other side"

>>723428007
>You should probably just kill yourself.
tbh i should but fuck that

>>723425890
Same but 19

Age: >19
Gender: >male
Occupation: >college student/weed man
Relationship: >single for a cool 3 years now
Regrets: >smoking weed for the first time
>Playing with that bitches emotions when I should have been asking her out
>not losing my virginity earlier

Age: 33
Gender: male
Occupation: library clerk
Relationship: live-in gf + mistress
Regrets: lackadaisical af. Dont care enough to fix it

>>723428111
got trips, fucking wasted on this thread.

>>723428228
>mistress
o my

>>723428379
On a library clerk salary at that.

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>>723425755
>Age:19
>Gender:male
>Occupation:Bartender
>Relationship:Single
>Regrets:not jerking off enough

>>723425755
Age: 18
Gender: ofsaeafj, did u just assume my gender?
Occupation: Studying useless shit
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not taking risks with anxiety

Age: 18
Gender: male
Occupation: unemployed
Relationship:Hands
Rugrats: i don't fucking do anything, i'm a fucking neet

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>>723425755
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Occupation: None/Student
Relationship: Single, always have been, always will be.
Regrets: Not having killed myself yet

>>723425755
18
Male
Grocery Store Sacker
Ive been fucking single since 2nd grade
Regret the fact im still to much of a pussy to come out as bi even tho my parents are very accepting people and my mom is bi. Seriously, why cant i make myself do it?

Btw, nice pic there;)

Age: 22
Gender: male
Occupation: full time student at uni
Relationship: taken, been with an amazing girl for 5 months
Regrets:not starting school sooner

>>723428379
I make very poor choices lol. I love my gf or at least Im entirely emotionally dependant on her loving me but this bitch Im fucking, i go drill her for 3-5 hours until her pussy is blown out and wont take my dick anymore and then she lets me come in her asshole.

>>723428857
>to much of a pussy to come out as bi even tho my parents are very accepting people
So your gay then.

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Age: 27
Gender: Male
Occupation: Storyboard Artist
Relationship: Single, dating around a bit
Regrets: Drinking away years 21-26, not learning to stop caring what others think until recently

>>723428466
Making that sweet $15 an hour lol. I'd quit but Im too comfortable.

Age: 19
Gender: female
Occupation: none
Relationship: boyfriend of 7 months
Regrets: not doing anything with my life yet, I just live off my bf and do nothing all day

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>>723425755
Age: 34
Gender: Helicopter
Occupation: Medical stuff
Relationship: 2yrs being gay with transgayderd
Regrets:When 12 was rejected to couple skate with qt314 fem boy at rollerrink, wish I could have not acted like a bitch about it.

>>723429133
>$15 an hour
I killed people for less per hour.

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>>723427476

>>723426637
Muh nigga

>>723427746
I regret the same thing.
But to be honest, im so unnatractive even if i had came out as bi way earlier it still prob wouldnt have helped

>>723429230
That sounds like a lot of work which is something I try to avoid.

>>723429403
Not so much as you would think unless they are a screamer then just shoot them again. The hardest part is learning to lead the ones that run.

>>723427900
You might be white but your living the nigger life.

>>723429021
Honestly... even tho i said bi, i might just be gay. I just typed bi for simplicitys sake.

>>723425755
Age: 22
Gender: male
Occupatian: Unemployed student, physical and organic chemistry
Relationship: jup.
Regrets: fucking no dubs in this post.

>>723429252
Tfw i downloaded this image just to make that reply

>>723425755
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Occupation: Software Engineer
Relationship: Kissless virgin
Regrets: Not losing weight sooner, never learning how to talk to people, letting shitty people stay in my life too long, being a kissless virgin

25
Male
Mechanical Engineer
Committed relationship 2 years
Not saving more money

Age: 18
Gender: M
Occupation: School
Relationship: dating
Regrets: not getting medical help with my mental illnesses sooner

>>723425755
15
M
Unemployed
In relationship limbo with this girl for past 2 years
Hate my life

Age:34
Gender:M
Occupation:Adjunct Lecturer
Relationship:Married just this January
Regret:Not starting to live life like an open world sandbox game sooner.

Age: 29
Job: developer
Relationship: fucking an 18 year old
Sober: no

>>723431439
underage b&

>>723428125
F stands for faggot...

>>723432117
OP here Been on /b/ since I was 11 or 12 but yeh underage faggot

>>723429080
Is there sauce for this pic?

>>723425755
20
Male
Welder/contractor
steady gf 18
taking the red pill

>>723427476
>mildly gender dysphoric cis male
Is this b8 m8?

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>>723425755
Age:28
Gender:Nigger
Occupation: Data Center Lead / Manager
Relationship:Single AF
Regrets: Not finding a better job sooner i want to move out and be on my own

Age: 22
Gender: Female
Occupation: Secretary and Mother
Relationship: Forever Alone
Regrets: Too many

>>723425755
Age:18
Gender:Male
Occupation: High School Senior
Relationship: Healthy 1 year with girlfriend
Regrets: Not having friends, but I can live with that

>>723433828
And also not killing that girl on the train bridge, my life would have been so easy without that bitch around

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Well /b/ros thanks for the replies imma go to sleep as to escape the nightmare my life has become.

>>723426730
Sane stance on everything, and completely agree if only i had ambition to try harder.

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Occupation: Deputy Manager at Aldi
Relationship: Single but fucking some slag
Regrets: Spending too much money

>>723432034
how do you tolerate the antics of a child at 30 / what does it feel like to be that guy.

29
M
shitty mobile casual game designer
engaged to a 33 year old
regret: haven't figured out how to never run out of money or drugs yet

>>723425755
>Age: 24
>Gender: male ( i dont identify as any gender )
>Occupation: Musician
>Relationship: bullshit, she does nothing all day
>Regrets: my last ex, took a car for her, spent entire compensation money on her, abused by her, cheats on me with 20 guys in 2 years, gets prego. not in my life anymore. current gf is useless and dying so wont dump her.

>>723425890
>>723428213
Same but 20 and have a part time job.

Age: 20
Gender: F
Occupation: Library desk worker
Relationship: None and happy
Regrets: My last relationship

>>723425755
Age:16
Gender:f
Occupation:uni student
Relationship:taken
Regrets: >going to a special school
>Get into a relationship
>eat so much bread during my childhood
>killed all those bugs
>listen to pink floyd while high
>drinking so much

>>723425755
Age: 19
Gender: M
Occupation: Pharmacy Technician
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Dropping out of my dream school

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>>723425755
Age: 24 going on 25
Gender: M
Occupation: Shift lead at a wack store
Relationship: Complicated as fuck with a kid
Regrets: Not getting out of my bad relationship sooner. Not enjoying the early part of my 20s and letting myself be held back from any fun and losing all my friends because of my babys momma.
Life is alright i guess

>>723438900
Why is listening to Pink Floyd a regret???

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>>723438374
Dam son that's a tough situation and sucks what you've been through. Sorry bro

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>>723425755
>27
>CIS Male
>Unemployed
>Single since 2005
>Not majoring STEM, washing out of the military twice, fucking all those prostitutes, not staying in Korea, not learning Korean to fluency, studying Japanese, trusting the wrong people too much

30
Male
Real Estate
Single
Having so little confidence in myself that i became a push over to my father and am living his life rather then following a path in something i actually give a fuck about. Now my life is void without any rewards. Follow your dreams kids.

>>723438509
Post pic and postcode.

>>723439072
My bad, I should have explained I listened to Ummaguma whilst I was making use of cannabis based drugs

>>723425755
>21
>Male
>Veterinary Technician, specialty in Radiology
>Possibly one on the horizon
>This job sucks dick

>>723439549
Again, why is that a regret? Sounds awesome

>>723426647
It's never too late.

>>723439688
It was crazy man, was going thru a stressful moment in my life and I recalled some beautiful stuff and created some awful shit

Age: 19
Gender: M
Occupation: College
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Being a fat fuck

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>>723425755
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Occupation: Unemployed
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not trying to hook up with anyone during my senior year of high school. All my friends are always with their girlfriends and im all alone >>723425755

>>723440093
Sorry about that. Try again when you're in a better place in your life, ya know? I know the feeling, getting high when I'm stressed and feeling bad is never fun, but if I'm in the right mindset before hand it's the best feeling ever. Hang in there.

>>723440217
Your 19 bro. They just fuck with you at the age anyway. Trust me bang sluts for at least 10 years more.

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>>723425755
29
Male
CNA
Married
Taking advantage of free schooling.I should've treated my wife better. We're good, but I should't have treated her poorly early on.

>>723440217
i was with my HS sweet heart for 3 years after graduating. She ruined was were supposed to be the best times in my life. Now im playing catch-up with all the years i lost stressing over her petty bullshit. You missed nothing but the sex which there is plenty of when you start meeting college aged people.

>>723425755
>Age:
34
>Gender:
Male
>Occupation:
Full time student
>Relationship:
Married
>Regrets:
Dropping out 18 years ago

>>723427900
nigger

Age: 16
G: male
Occupation: unemployed
Relationship: In one
Regrets: lots

>>723440376
I dont care about the sex. I just want to have somebody there that I can talk to and just hang out with. Im just tired of being alone. I just want someone to like me. Thats it.

>>723441056
Online dating bro

>>723441218
I look disgusting and Im boring at keeping a conversation.

age: 10
gender: female
occupation: riding my daddy's and uncles's cocks
relationship: extreme family love
regrets: your not fucking my little girl tight pussy

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Age: 18
Gendee: M
Occupation: Prep Cook
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not disicplined enough

>18
>m
>unemployed, but looking
>havent had a gf since the 4th grade
>failing to realize what is truly important in life and allowing myself to slip deeper and deeper into a depression with no one to help me get out.

Age: 26, I'll die when I'm 27 like Kurt cobain

Gender: male

Occupation: still deciding

Relationship: Single

Regrets: alcaholism, about to make a liquorish brew and play Dota 2, been like this for awhile, complications, and everyday.... Regrets ? Gonna take forever to pick what heroe I want to play, can you guess I never got laid ? I could've so many times but it's like a big hastle, plus I'm lazy so being lazy

Thanks I needed this
made me feel better about my existence

>>723425755
Age: 19
Gender: M
Occupation: construction (more or less)
Relationship: secretly dating 2nd cousin
Regrets: being related to my 2nd cousin

Age: 19
Gender: Male
Occupation: unemployed
Relationship: nope
Regrets: not taking advantage of 2 years free college.

>>723441976
Alcaholics Anonymous lol, that's what this site should become

>21
>M
>Student
>Single
>didn't give the D to some chick in high school who super wanted it, still a virgin

>age: 20
>gender: male
>occupation: in school currently
>relationship: never had one
>regrets: fucking up school, not kissing her, not stopping my brother from killing himself

>>723425755
47
Male
Plumber
My cat
My cat

>>723444097
>>(You)
hello me

>>723425755
22, Female, Student, got a BF and a trans GF, Wish i had started hormones (MtF) earlier

>>723440585
Tell her you love her

>>723425755
16
M
unemployed
single
this post

>>723444186
You're fucking your cat?

>>723444281
Hang yourself

>29
>M
>Limousine Driver
>Single
>Not realizing my parents are just like me with no answers sooner

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>>723444186

>>723425755
27
Female
Salesgirl at boutique for rich old ladies
Married for 5 years
I regret the years I spent in college doing things I hated. I'm going back now, but holy shit what a waste of time and money.

>>723425755
Age: 20
Gender: M
Occupation: CallCenter part time job, computer engineering college
Relationship: Dating, 3 years
Regrets: Not losing my virginity with my girlfriend and not being able to lose wight

>>723444611
You go first.

>20
>m
>nuclear physics teacher
>single
>pretending with false hope some of your friends and hot girls i used to know
>

>>723445734
Correcting this. >You are*

>>723445465
I need you to show me how to do it

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Counter Strike Player
Relationship: Engaged
Regrets: Not taking the time in highschool to actually care about it.

19
Male
Student, part time grocery store maintenance
2 year gf
Regret smoking as much weed as did back when I would

Age: 18
Gender: M
Occupation: College student/ Desk assistant

Relationship: none

Regrets:not asking the girl I really liked in school out(just to find out after graduating she kinda liked me too)

>85
>F
>I keep my children to take care of me
>widowed, husband passed at 69 on his birthday
>should be in a nursing home but, I never went to school and had 5 children, if I was educated I would know better and have a sense of world wisdom

>>723446120
Hey Grandma, I love you.

18
M
Still in higshcool
Single, but have casual sex because I'm bi and gay guys are horny
I regret being edgy from 5th-8th grade and basically just making my own life a living hell for those years.

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Occupation: YouTube celebrity
Relationship: Single
Regrets: being a YouTube celebrity, not asking people out in highschool

>>723446460
>youtube celebrity
10,000 subs doesn't count as being a "Youtube celebrity"

>>723425755
A: 45
Occupation: Unemployed fuck
Single
Regret (s): Letting my wife cuck me and take my kids, house, and money.

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>>723446460
>>723446519

27
M
Paleontologist
Married to T-Rex
Regrets: everything bad, except not being bad enough, but also not being good enough

27
M
Mechanical engineer
Long distance relationship
Not studying computer science

20
M
Student
Single
Being born

>>723447476
So weird, because I just started watching The Bourne Legacy

>>723425755
20
Male
NEET
haven't had sex in a year
My biggest regret is not trying :/

>>723425755
Age:25 going on 26 next month
Gender: Male
Occupation: Web developer for large company in US
Relationship: Girlfriend who is 20, been together for 2 years
Regrets: Moving to GA

Age:25
Male
Occupation: two jobs, simultaneously trying to go to school for engineering
Relationship: 6 years single.
Regret: its taking awhile to accomplish my goals, among a myriad of other things.

>>723425755
Age: 27
Gender: m
Occupation: FedEx muscle monkey
Relationship: left-handed
Regrets: not killing myself in lieu of how much time I've literally wasted

>>723446053
FAGGOT

>>723444281
Fucking eww

>>723443586
You fucking IDIOT my gawd!!!
Wow! I hate you and I don't even know you!

And not a single pair of tits was seen this day

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>>723428102
damn, same on everything.

Age: 29
Gender: f (srry no tits today)
Occupation: unemployed loser
Relationship: so far, never
Regrets: pretty much my entire 20s, gonna be 30 next month. hopefully ill change it up

>>723450148
Gender was asked in OP, so stating gender would not be attention whoring unless anon said, "GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT"

>>723428102

How come you don't just throw caution to the wind and go do something totally fucking random? Could pay off, could be awful, but sounds like not much would change if it was the latter

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Age: 19
Gender: m
Occupation: retail/school
Relationship: dating gf,
Regrets: having no aspirations and wasting my last 2 years of high school

>>723450242
Never had a relationship? And why's that if I can ask

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Occupation: Getting a master's degree in physics
Relationship: single
Regrets: being fat

>>723426709
>>723426800
>>723439809
Taking the bait....

>>723450652

mental illness, but im working on it. You know, general awkward no one will like me wah wah, fuck me, avoid everyone etc

Age: 28
Gender: male
Occupation: dentist
Relationship: gf
Regrets: not fucking 1 girl in undergrad.

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>>723425755
Age:41
Gender: m
Occupation: electrical engineer
Relationship: married
Regrets: still coming here

>>723450785
Hmm well that sucks sorry to hear. That's a long time to be single . How are you working on changing it

>>723451480

>>723451480

CBT, you know, when I find myself spiraling I change trajectory. Make goals, go on walks, seek out company if I can instead of isolating. I just don't know how to be intimate without pulling away.

I'll be alright, still fighting the good fight

>>723451863
Keep on keeping on anon
Good luck with that sounds like you've had a rough one

>>723451863
>I just don't know how to me intimate without pulling away

BRO, this is the best line describing my life and relationships in the best way described 10/10 belongs in a book

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Occupation: non existent
Relationship: Single af
Regrets: First tour over seas and not killing a single person also joing the corps in the first place

>>723452398
Jarhead much ? Lol what the Gulf War ?

>>723452445
it was actually the nigger war just some dumbass float

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>>723426046
nigger/10

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Occupation: PhD student
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Being a dick to my siblings when we were younger. Not getting to really know my brother before he died

>>723452498
You would relate to that movie, Jarhead, check it out, sometimes it's the other way around, you regret not dying, but respect on being aware about the military, that goes for all sides, it's a fucked up business that will fuck you up

>>723452648
damn, that made me sad.

>>723452648
Seems so many people lose their brothers, in different ways, in the end you die alone, Linkin Park - In The End, only a matter of time man, you will see him again

>>723425755
>Age:
16
>Gender:
non-binary
>Occupation:
artist
>Relationship:
abusive
>Regrets:
everything

>>723452652
i've seen it, its a little different in the real life but i still want to kill myself

Age: 29
Gender: M
Occupation: Water Treatment
Relationship: Married
Regrets: Not taking care of my body the way I should have. I miss 20year old me.

>>723425755
Age:19
Gender:M
Occupation: mooching off brothers
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Letting myself get molested by bitch step mom when 12 that developed into an incesr fetish that haunts me to this day

Age: 26
Gender: male
Occupation: Software Engineer
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Letting her go

>>723451863
I feel the same way sometimes just have trouble relating to other people / opening up when I'm feeling down. Would you mind talking about it a bit more outside this forum? Just be nice to be able to open up to someone without feeling like a complete piece of shit

>>723425755
Age: 18
Gender: M
Occupation: Delhi Clerk
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not dead yet.

Age:25
Gender:M
Occupation:Filmmaker wannabe
Relationship: Single since this a few hours ago
Regrets: Everything, I fantasize about restarting my life or offing myself
Just recently I lost a valuable hardrive containing important data, clips that were supposed to be edited, and confidential files.

>>723452732
NON BINARY IS A DISEASE, GET HELP

Age: 22
Gender:M
Occupation: University call center p/t and 3rd/4th year Engineering Student
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not being able to hold a relationship, being too pussy to post nudes of exes and girls I sexted on /b, being a ungrateful little shit, can't ask girls out, being self conscious, over weight, not being able to let go of the past, lying to my mom, literally ran away from my first kiss, being way to awkward and innocent way to long, and I am starting to not give a fuck about everything but I still want to do some good.

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Occupation: NEET
Relationship: Live with gf
Regrets: EVERYTHING

>>723453512
Sorry to hear that man. Hope things get better.

>>723452732
>non-binary
Just do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>723453730
thanks

Age:37
Gender:M
Occupation:Technical Consultant (IT)
Relationship:Single altough women are all over me... not sure why I'm single (got a daughter though...
Regrets: None.... Well lots, but I would not be me if I chose different paths. If I had to choose, not going after my daughters gymnastics coach...

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Occupation: Freelance animator/artist (so unemployed lmao)
Relationship: Dating for about a year
Regrets: Getting into a dying industry that would rather pay a little Indian boy 13 cents a day then have quality work.

>>723453631
>>723453742
You guys do realize gender isn't the same thing as biological sex, right?

Don't hold it against me if you choose to express yourself through a self-served little box you just check without actually understanding what is it that you are doing, or why.

Also, keep your feefees bottled up inside yourselves. I don't remember seeing anyone here actually asking you what exactly you think about anything.

21
M
software engineer
4 years with gf
Fat

>>723454154

Get triggered faggot

>>723454329
Stay stupid, retard.

>>723454154
God make a "comic" about how you bested us in a totally logical and sound argument where we were irrational and had no cohesive input. I'm sure no one has done it before. Make sure to have your lackeys be racially and ethnically diverse while our side is a bunch of meatheads, that'll get us for sure.

>>723454154
You're 16, you're still confused little girl

>>723425755
28
M
Security patrol officer
Single/seperated 5 years
Telling her yes

when the fuck is the new Rick and Morty coming out?

>>723454754
Who cares, it;s just as bad as Family Guy

Age: 29
Gender: F
Occupation: Advertising
Relationship: Nope
Regrets: rolling a caterpillar with a rolling pin when i was 8

28
Male
Unemployed, on disability pay.
Recently broke up with a girl I still love because of complications.

Regrets? Too many to list here, although what I did to my relationship is high up there right now. Other notable things include not realizing I was being manipulated when I was a kid, which led to my little sister, age 4 at the time, getting molested, and dropping out of school because I couldn't take the pressure.

>>723454541
>God make a "comic" about how you bested us in a totally logical and sound argument where we were irrational and had no cohesive input.
Why exactly? Because you said so?

>I'm sure no one has done it before.
Oh, I see, so if someone has done something a certain way before, you ought to feel obligated to repeat the exact same thing they did, the exact same way? Is that how you people operate? I didn't know that.

>Make sure to have your lackeys be racially and ethnically diverse
Why? Do these things offend you that much?

>while our side
>our side
You couldn't be a better example of a breathing stereotype even if you were wearing a fedora, mate.

>is a bunch of meatheads
You are the one saying that, btw. Remember that.

> that'll get us for sure.
>us
Do you always tend to speak for everyone else when you get the chance? Or is it just when you feel offended?

>>723454826
Family Guy makes his jokes via randomness. Something unexpected shit is happening, the people are laughing.
Rick and Morty has pretty a pretty stringend story line, even though everything is escalating pretty quickly.
>>723454754
I heard it is Dec. 2016

>>723454554
>you're still confused little girl
You must be really smart to know that much about someone just by learning their age.

I wonder if this unusual interest in "little girls" has more to do with your intellect than it has to do with your "sexuality".

>>723425755
20
M
Student
Single
Taking a break from the military to pursue a civilian career as a backup

22, white, chill dude wirh a big dick but zero game.

>>723455316
There are just two genders. Male and female.
There is nothing in between, except delusions of sick individuals.

>>723455438
Meanwhile, I have all the game in the world and have no issue actually attracting girls, but severe depression and anxiety issues make it absolutely pointless to try. Not only do I not have the drive to get a girl, once I end up with one I can't even have sex because I just end up with a panic attack instead.

>>723454394

Lel, at least I can figure out what gender I am dipshit

>>723455678
Do you expect an ovation for that?

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>>723454975
You are a child still gtfo

18
Female
I work for a liberal corporation making coffee for shitty white people
Dating BF for 2 years
Not sticking up for myself enough in the past.

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Occupation: Law student
Regrets: None really, just wish I tried harder academically

>>723425755
>Tell /b/ bout yourself
>Age:
22
>Gender:
Female
>Occupation:
N/A, at university
>Relationship:
N/A, not ready for one currently, but one day
>Regrets:
My life from age 14-19. I was a fat, depressed mess. Lived in a filthy room and could barely take care of myself or even eat. Wish i got my shit together sooner... Would have been so much better for my poor (literally, we didnt make much) family.

>>723455873
Nice argument. Really showed me how to be a well educated adult.

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Occupation: Glorified babysitter/janitor
Relationship: fwb if that counts, otherwise single
Regrets: Not asking out the 8/10 qt cashier at local convenience store attached to my apt building.

She still works there, just too much of a faggot to do it.

>>723456069
Well, i guess my job is freelance shit as an artist, but it doesnt make much by itself. Working on things.

>>723455591
> be me
>super flirty
>pick up chicks super easy
>can't fuck them
>have crippling asthma
>have asthma attack after 2 minutes of fucking
>never smoked a day in my life

>>723456342
Life is unfair, isn't it?

>>723456115
I think you should go for it. If you don't someone else will. At least you would gain some experience points. Start with small talk, then after a day or two, ask for number/fb (if she is interested cool), if not forget her. Move on to someone else.

>>723456069
Dang.. I came from a similar up bringing. At least you are working on things. Good luck to you, all the best.

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Age:
18
Gender:
Male
Occupation:
Student
Relationship:
Taken
Regrets:
Lying. I make up shit on the spot, and never forget. Everyone I know sees me as a different person. My closest friend thinks of me as a wealthy cool kid who bangs chicks daily while my 2nd closest friend thinks of me as a serious gamer who gets close to breaking records and shit. The only people who know the real me are my girlfriends. They are the only people who call me by my first name. I make sure I'm address by my army rank and last name.

>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Occupation
Student
>Relationship
Single, but never going to commit
>Regrets
I regret not dying as a kid. Now as a young adult with responsibilities, I'm forced into life.

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>>723456518
Yeah.. Still dealing with things mentally, but on the outside things are turning up.

I truly wish you the best my dude. Sometimes shit suck for a looong time, but things get better.

I lived with a mostly mentally abusive dude mooching off my family (he wouldnt leave.. complicated personal shit) from age 11-19 which was my biggest issue honestly. Absolute hell. The early prime of my life, gone.

So, dear anon, shit may be horrid for a long time but just do your best man. Things will turn up and get better. You may not have to apply yourself immediately, just take things slow.

>and if i took it wrong and youre better now, anyone can take this advice and shit

>>723456683
army rank plis?

Tell /b/ bout yourself
Age:24
Gender: male
Occupation: nothing realy
Relationship: got a gf, shes bi and sometimes gets a friend to join us
Regrets: beeing to lazy to make the best of my potential

Finishing school right now
Age:18
Gender:Don't assume my gender you fucktard
Occupation: gas jocky
Relationship: Single
Regrets: finishing school at 18

>>723425755
Age:22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Forklift Operator
Relationship: Single as fuk
Regrets: not fucking any high school sluts

>>723457814
not much, but i get free housing from the state and if the police shoots me after i threaten them with a gun ill be everywhere in the news and people gonna riot how bad the police is and that they are all racists

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Occupation: Aircraft Cleaner
Relationship: Nope
Regrets: None really. Guess I should try dating.

>>723457914
sounds pretty swell, how do i sign up

Age:24
Gender:male
Occupation:office worker
Relationship:single
Regrets:should start smoking pot against chronic pain earlier fuck those opioids and benzos.....

>>723425755
>Age:
28
>Gender:
Male
>Occupation:
Baker
>Relationship:
I get some tail every now and then
>Regrets:
Being such a fucking idiot in school

>>723458156
are you black, if not you cant. Thats aint racist dude, you cant be racist gainst whites.

>>723456922
I am going through important turning point so thank you anon. Hang in there. Your words have helped. This is my post for ref >>723453674. In my case it's my dad who turned my familyies life to shit. We could've it better, much better, it has and is taken a toll on everyone especially my mom.

I am a pretty optimistic person, but it feels like I am in a crucial turning point in my life right now. Being in uni. With the stress eating me alive sometimes.

But yeah.. all we can do is keep trying to do our best. And hope that one day we reach a better place.

I may knock out after this last msg. As it is 7am here. (Currently study week so being extra lazy) Enough I should be studying for midterms next week. Anyway cheers to a great future for the both of us. :)

Age: 17
Gender: M
Occupation: Full time ed, plus I do dirt with some guys.
Relationship: Single
Regrets: Not shanking that nigga Tommy for stealing my memes.

>>723458851
i am 25% Cherokee does that count

I'm a 20 year old male Chef from denmark, the thing i regret the most is that i didn't get my previous batshit crazy stepmom thrown in jail

>>723425755
50, female, cam-model, married with children, married with children

>>723427948
Why did you go from animal doctor to security guard?