Hi folks, I'm Johnny Pedostar but you can just call me "Skippy"

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Hi folks, I'm Johnny Pedostar but you can just call me "Skippy" - it's my nickname lol :P heard you guys like loli stories and meams, well here is mine... Haha noko, sage and such.

>Be me 68
>Buy pizza from a friend who owns a place NYC
>Have ping-pong too
>Seems weird but go along with it
>waiting ages for pizza. J peg right :D
>Friend who owns the place asks me to join him whilst he goes downstairs
>Gladly join him
>Dungeon full of delicious Cp, Pasta, Sauce, Hotdogs, walnuts and rape
>Mind blown.jpg
>rape everything I can because
>Hillary is gonna win so wtf let loose
>Mfw the Donald
>FML