Greentext time niggers

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>>723418605
So good its the only greentext I've saved on this computer.

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i'll bite

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Is anyone else even in this thread? Or is it have people and nobody posting because all are reading?

>>723419990
I've only got a couple saved. I'll post them but unfortunately most I can do is lurk.

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>>723418605
i didn't realize this was a classic ylyl thread

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>>723420209
holy fuck

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>>723419046

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>>723421143
Is there any other kind of greentext thread?

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1/4

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>>723421409
2/4

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>>723421458
3/4

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>>723421522
4/4

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>>723421559
And the bonus piece

>>723421301
There's feels and spook too but definitely best when it's all funny

>>723419046
fucking lost

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>>723419148

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>>723419169
dude fuck thattttttttttttt

>>723419990
reading this i felt so bad for this girl for some reason even though he kinda explained that she enjoyed it

>>723419990
>>723422940
Have you ever played Catan though? she must've been fat to have the whole board fit on her tummy like that.

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>>723419224
wont be sleeping tonight. thanks anon

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Not technically greentext, but a great read!

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Not greentext, but fuck it

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>>723419880
Maximum kek

>>723419148
fucking gay and fake as god damn shit
even more unbelievable than the stupid gay ass "pineapple" one

>>723419224
No follow ups?

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>>723419990
Life seems strange when you have weird fucks like these, but this is probably 1/6th of /b/

>>723421301
you owe me a coke fucker.

>>723420097
My sides

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>>723420271
well fuck me

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>>723419046

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"greentext" is such a lame modifier. It's convenient to tell stories but it's not the end-all-be-all of story telling.
I'm not saying they're bad, I'm saying you're taking every image in this thread to collect it and post it on reddit/imgur

>>723421707

Fuck

More creepy stories please

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>>723418605

>>723421409
HOLY FUCKED I STILL EADINGIN

>>723427211
Literally can't be real holy shit

>>723427146
I have 2 more creepy stories but the pics are fucking gigantic over 2MB even as jpgs. How do you make them take up less space?

>>723427330
good
god damn women thinking they can do anything in this world

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>>723424448
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>723419104
fuckin skinwalkers dude fuck

>>723419880
Top fucking kek!

>>723427775
I'm not the autist who once changed a name to "morgan freeman" at work and then wrote a six page article about something that never happened because he thought he was so fucking funny and clever
SOUTH PARK makes morgan freeman jokes, that's how god damn unfunny you think this is

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>>723428085

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(OP) How tf do you archive a thread cause I feel like in free text threads you miss either a lot of comments or good reads trying to read them all

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>>723421559
I really want more, like right now. I really hoped that OP didn't nope out of there.

>>723428398
(OP) Geentext* sorry, on my phone

>>723419169
That almost happened to me

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>>723428398
>Good comments

>>723428399
Unfortunately that's all I got and OP never returned to tell us about the visions, to the best of my knowledge.

I want to know what the vampires or whatever the fuck they were made him see too.

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>>723428537
I don't even know what you're insulting

>>723428651
This board

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>>723420201
>10 years later and im still holding onto it for you, buddy
i didn't need this

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>>723419990
it take time to read

>>723423944
shet

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>>723426208
And I'm saying you're a faggot

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>>723420271
i read this story before. still finds a way to make me fucking disgusted with the human race,

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>>723421143

>>723421497
kek good read

>>723420097
Somebody post Neil the Lightning Raptard

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>>723419046
What father wouldn't laugh his ass off at this.

>>723420271
good i hope he died knowing no one loved him. pieces of shit

>>723430080

If true, fucking spoopy. I wonder why it only took five days to notice. I only talk to my mom like once every few weeks, and interact with my neighbors maybe once every couple of months. If I died in my sleep, it would be at least a month before anyone checked on me, probably.

Kind of scares me to think about, since my pets would probably have to eat my corpse to survive.

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Clearly fake, but I love this one anyway

>>723423174
Grabbed eight beers from my fridge for EB. Gonna get shitfaced and fight someone in town for the irishman with a plan.

>>723430391
I remember that but sadly don't have it, if anyone does have it post it

>>723420271
I'd kill them slowly without remorse, Fucking pieces of shit

>>723420271
I'd kill them slowly without remorse, Fucking pieces of shit.

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This fag is actually writing his greentext
>Be me
>Sophomore in high school
>I can only describe my life from age 9-16 as one continuous boner
>Where other people talk about their youth saying "I was a football star" or "I was in all advanced classes", I say "yeah I was basically horny non-stop for almost an entire decade"
>In highschool, no matter what I tried to do to repress these feelings, they made things worse
>Did track team help me run away from my boner? No, there were girls running and bouncing in skimpy track uniforms and soft track shorts are the best things your penis can rub against
>Did AP calculus help keep my mind off of my Amazon River-like testosterone flood? No, and the girl who always wore low-cut shirts and never crossed her legs when wearing skirts basically helped me discover my massive Asian fetish
>When you spend 7+ years trying to hide your rock-hard shame, you become more of a quiet and awkward character
>Didn't take long for me to be labeled a creep and ignored
>Anyways, I haven't been able to touch myself in a week or so because advanced classes
>I seldom thought with the head that rested on my shoulders
>Then I saw her
>The special ed girl
>She was in a wheelchair, and she had a tic
>This tic was bobbing her head back and forth
>My blood is almost never in my brain, so I get to thinking
>"Man, what would head be like from her?"
>She's actually 8/10 by potato standards (but more like 6/10 by normal standards)
>Over lunch I actually made plans to have her involuntarily blow me
>I actually thought about times when she'd be unattended and how she'd stay quiet about the whole thing
>MFW I think about it now

>>723420271
That's pretty sad.

>>723432303
I want this in high school english textbooks 500 years from now like Shakespeare.

>>723420271
This one always gets me

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>>723419224
Holy fucking shit

>>723420271

Holy fuck this made my blood boil. I grew up knowing some of those snotty religious types that are religious only because it gives them this sense of moral superiority, not for the sense of community and comfort of believing in a higher power and all of the other positive aspects of religion.

If I were him I would happily go to prison after beating her face in with my fists and watch her try to pray her face back to normal. Cunt.

>>723432323

Lol what the fuck

>>723423174
This made me cry.

>>723425297

Kek

>>723421607
Whoa man you doin' me a frighten.

>>723420271
Reading this literally filled me with rage.

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>>723421497
fucking glorious

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>>723428398
This thread feels nice

>>723430761
i fucking giggled at this

>>723427211
Wow, I cringed at how fake that bullshit is.

>>723421707
Holy shit lmao

>>723420359

oh fuck

>>723425679
thats brilliant. kek.

>>723423174
what a country

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here you go guys, some OC

>be me
>10th grade gym class
>ultimate frisbee day
>have a special needs kid in class
>alberto
>he usually just runs around flailing his arms about or whatever that is, i don't fucking know
>sitting out while the other two teams play
>alberto is on one of those teams just doing his thing
>find change in my pocket
>start flicking change onto the gym floor
>a dime lands on its side and starts to roll
>alberto spots the dime and follows it
>dime comes to a stop
>alberto picks up the dime, licks it, and puts it in his pocket
>this nigga alberto
>mfw i rolled 67 more cents on the gym floor just to watch him lick every last coin