REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

o shit

Sleep tight pizza

Good one . Ima loser

I wish

I'll bite, could use some luck right now

>>723418059
I wonder what my wife is going to say...

>>723418059
oh boy

I'll take this chance

>>723418059
reply

This time it will work

please

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>>723418059
but I'm gay, OP.

I need one

>>723418059
ill do it

Bullshit

>>723418059
why the fuck not, i'll give it a shot

>>723418059
(X) DOUBT

Fuck it why not

Dope

Goin on a date tomorrow, need this

please, OP, deliver this time

can't hurt

>>723418855
sweet, lucky dubs

>>723418059
pls

>>723418059
FR?

>>723418059
This never works. I'm at lv99 lonely tho

Fuck it no harm

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Everyone on /b/ rn

Thank you op I hope this really works also dubbz?

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Check 'em. No longer gonna be alone.

>>723419030
Pretty much

>>723418059
what if I already have one?

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>>723419054
So close

p-pls

>>723418059
I hope it's a woman

give me one

asking out grill tomorrow so this is good timing

>>723418059
Lol as if that would happen op

damn

PLS

oh god i hope so

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>>723419155
Oh shit nigga

Pls I'm 34 and have never had a gf

>>723418059
Ok

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>>723418059
I BELIEVE

>>723418059
pls

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Why do I keep responding this posts.

plz god

And of course she's gonna have a bigger bulge than me, callin' it now.

>>723418059
Good borks pupper!

Why date when it only leads to a broken heart?

hi

Gay!

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WOMANS ARE OVERRATED.

SEX SUCKS IF YOU DONT PAY FOR IT

Finally

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>>723418059
Down

Yas

Ok

>>723418059
Ok ill bite

I am a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit

sure, why not? I'll finally have someone to hug me back . not like my body belly

y not

>>723418059
yes

Let's see

pls

Jokes on you I like peepee

ok

lets fucking go

>>723418059
k

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Posting only because I'm hanging out with a qt tomorrow I've been chatting up all week.

finally

I hate this website

>>723418059
Cool

Mmmaayyb

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>>723418059
k

Sign me the fuck up nigga

hhhhhhhhhhj

Worth a shot i guess

>>723418059
nice meme

Pls

I'm sooo lonelyyy

probably not

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Woah Momma!

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Ok then

>>723418059
gibe me de pusi plese

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>>723418059
Cool

We shall see

Please

>>723418059
i wish

>>723418059
pls

i hate you

Please

>>723418059
is op a faggot?

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>>723418059

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Lets hope I get lucky

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pls doe

>>723418059
yes sir

>tfw im actually replying to these posts

thanks op

>>723418059
If only

>>723418059
haha c'mon OP, we all know I'm an unlovable emotional train wreck, that could never happen haha

Didn't work yesterday surely this time it won't fail

thank op

>>723418059
Pls

Don't be a faggot for once OP

RIP in pieces

Praying

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>>723418059
doubt it famalamadingdong.

Replying to this post! : D <3

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Hmm I like my odds

yay

im 74 and request 20's plse

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>>723418059
Nothing to lose

I hope it's real.

>>723418059
Get this facebook shit of MY 4chan!

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I'm falling for the meme desu

>>723418059
fine

Why not?

shit...well i can hope...but i know tomorrow will not be my day

>>723418059
Don't spill my spaghetti.

sure

Ok

>>723418059
ruh roh

Give me girlfriend, anon.

You never know

But won't my wife mind?

you win this round

>>723421081
She thinks you're gay anyways.

K

>>723418059
okay

Why not

help me

yeet

>>723418059
Hope she's Asian

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These threads are always depressing to see

>>723418059
pls work

Yeeeeeeeet

>>723418059
well they did hire this new qt3.14 at work...

Finally! A future outside of 2D anime girls!

help me nigga

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AUTISM

why not

Yo, join our discord.
https://discord.gg/3Zc2N

wish me luck bbbboys

>>723418059
kys

>>723418059
she's cute but her lips seem too big

Million if not

>>723418059
Bebid

>>723418059
is this like online dating?

>>723418059
Fuck

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I need too tell people/hear what people think about me?

I was abused.. I keep trying to think about having a normal relationship but I have to run away every-time or I say something to warn a "Future partner" while talking to anyone that fits my type really, If I go to talk with my type alone... I don't know how to flirt or anything because I just think of being controlled... I think of how sex works without marriage in the eye's of god, and most the people That talk to me like they are open in there relationships I push away because I feel I believe in GOD... and I forced myself to get fat so I wouldn't be used again... And it ruined my body but it didnt matter He already ruined my body from the start... more then 3 people may 5 used me.... I wish I could Be normal and just be myself talk about everything I love to a "Future partner". But do I know love really I never catch the signs of people if they even look at me flirty like... My mom was raped by all the people that abused me, Father saved her and moved us away.... They love me and sheltered me thinking I was untouched by her family --- all that... They are allowing me to live with them. People know what happened to me and my parents accept it, a Random girl at a job I tried to talk to thinking she was being beaten up, I wanted to make sure she was ok..Don't get me wrong she was catfish I don't care if people know what happened to me but I do... kinda? Love is something I say but I don't even know? I was normal until I started to figure out what I did to a grown man when asked as a dumbass kid... I was starved later by him... I have memories of my face being covered and told to do things,also being asleep having shit over my face... waking up with... So sleeping with a woman I knew also I had ptsd and would just wake up like a child again... her freaked out... thinking of living alone but I'm pushing myself thinking to do that. I was branded by them for the rest of my life I cant have kid Do I have a chance?

>>723418059
Pack a fatty

slep tite pupper

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>>723421476
She's physically sublime, but extremely self-conscious about her small breasts, and is probably damaged as fuck thanks to retards like you.

>>723418059
That would be amazing...

Sure

>>723418059
Why does this exist and why am I posting in it?

Most of the time I wouldn't give this a second look, but it wouldn't hurt

>>723418059
Paper

if only

Doesn't hurt to try i guess

Wish I had a bf :c

please

its surprising how many people actually reply to these

>>723418059
Nope

>>723418059
...Fuck it. Check these dubs btw.

Hopefully

i hope shes rich

OP IS FAG

>>723418059
pls

>>723418059
I hope not, nice pic btw

>>723418059
Alrighty

holy shit, i'm in

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sure faggots, keep dreaming

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>>723421812
Wish You knew me.

>>723421854
It's surprising someone like you would feel the need to reply to this thread

>>723418059
Why not?

How do I get a life?

I hope my wife doesn't mind

>>723418059
cool

>>723418059
f e e l i n ' l u c k y

Help im lonley af

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfE-tV8Cq00

Let's see

>>723418059
Opticianfag here, those glasses are treacherous

lol okay

>>723418059
she'd better be close to home!

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>>723421812
>>723421827
>>723421933
>>723421622

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here's to a new hope

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i have one girlfriend,now i have two

>>723418059
Hah, yeah totally

:(

These threads are sad.

>>723418360
>>>723418059 (OP)
>I wonder what my wife is going to say...
Hopefully she just high fives you

I'm ready

ok lets try

Yea?

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>>723422422
Thanks......... I know...

>>723418059
we are all desperate

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>>723418059
Gosh, if only the poison in my soul would let this be so.

Wha

>>723418059
pls

>>723418059
Nothing to lose

I hope it works!!!!! xDD

>>723418059
By tomorrow? nigga its two hours till tomorrow. That's not happening,

What if I have a wife?

Can I still get a girlfriend too?

o boi

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>>723418059

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>>723422881
Maybe it means within the next 24 hours...

Let me dream

Can't wait to get my dick wet

Gorgonzola

Pls

LETS SEE IF IT WORKS

Yes I need love

>>723418059
challenge accepted

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>>723418059

Bet i wont

Kike

Kinda late ain't it?

ah fuck it

Need luck

Fuck A Duck A M I R I G H T

>>723418059
I can't tomorrow, I'm going to order pizza and jerk off watching trap porn. Sorry.

sure why not

Pleaseeee

>>723418059
Damnit

>>723418059
Yeet nigga

>>723418059
Looks so much like my actual crush fuuck

>>723418059
These didn't work the last 3 times, I won't waste my time on these or mother in your sleep tonight

Niggers

please nigga

Takin a shot

Huh

Ok

lol this aint gonna work

ill bite, need some luck. tryin 4 some tomorrow.

Fuck it

>>723418059
pls

A man can dream

help me meme magic

O WELL OK

Bullshit

Why not?

>>723418059
y

Lolk

>>723418059
lies

id smash

Pls

Can't spell superstition without super

Maybe dreams come true

Ok

I'll settle for a date with her first

'258 replies'

This is just sad

Say nigger!

>>723418059
cries

K

Pls bthny

>>723424390
yesterday's thread got like 500 replies

>>723418059
not this time OP NOT THIS TIME

What's a girlfriend. I want one.

Pls

my time to shine

OwO

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>>723418059
who needs a 3d bitch

Checkem

Why not I'm lonely enough
Have a good day/night Brothers

pleaaaaaaaaaaase work

I'll bite since I'm already working on that anyway

>>723418059
plz

Leggo

I really am quite pathetic.

>>723418059
Do my hands count?

offing anyway

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nothin ta lose

i wish >_<

I hope

>>723418059
Check the digits of love

Common Maria make it happen

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Plz be my gf, Sarah.

>>723418059
Reply

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Ralling

Weeey

>>723418059
eh ok. do it.

aight

I wish

im forever alone :D

uh oh

>>723418059
HA, gay! (pls work, pls work, pls work)

>>723418059
What would I do with her if I had one?

>>723418059
ill go for it

It's 11:30 pm

Letsztry

How's this magic work ples do tell

k

>>723418059
Fuck it i need some luck rn

>>723418059
b8 but still.... Roll

K

>>723418059
Shiiiiiet1

pls

>>723418059
Kms

ok