ITT: Things that look something other than what they are

>>723417918
This looks like kissing because vaginas are boring sideways mouths and nothing else

>>723418030
Virgin detected.

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>>723417918
>filename
I needed to smile tonight. Thanks, OP.

Have an Amelia.

>>723418117
More like a fag with good taste

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The ocean is terrifying

>>723420834
you win

>>723420834
Jesus Christ

>>723420834
im out

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/r/-ing the webm if anyone has it

>>723420834
FUCK what kind of stupid do you have to be? A dedicated one I guess...

>>723420834
Literal shivers

>>723420834
omg i cringed so fucking much are those nerves?

>>723421598
Even better, tendons

>>723421598
Tendons

>>723420834
This made my stomach drop. I actually screamed.

>>723421959
post tits

>>723420834
holy fuck

alright, no more /b/ for me today

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>>723420834

Well that's new

>>723421780
>when you know its time to quit watching porn

>>723420834
MY HAND
IT LITERALLY HURTS

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op is legend

>>723420834
>>723421330
>>723421540
>>723421595
>>723421598
>>723421959
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>>723422413
bunch of pussies. there's worse shit on fucking rekt threads you faggots

>>723420834
oshiet

>>723417918
Look: you can do that trick once.
There ought to be some ground rules.

>>723422628
thats what i call
E D G Y

>>723422978
dude skipped leg day something hard

>>723421549
Good shit there.

>>723420834
Huh. Would probably make a half-decent fling-sock.

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Finally caught one of these fascinating sea creatures

>>723420834
holy fuck that had to be painful. got the ligaments all the way to his wrists.

>>723422935
thats exactly what it looks like

>>723418263
The worst part, is once you see the filename, you can't unsee it...

>>723420834
It's just what happens when you fap all day without taking a break.

>>723422875
Holy shit kekales

>>723420834
>tfw someone takes "pull my finger" too far

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>>723422978
forgot leg day.

>>723423067
>>723423185
These two got me good

>>723422673
Majestic beach gorilla

>>723422875
Well? WTF? is someone's obese body?

>>723423123
ouch

>>723420834
That sticks out like a sore thumb.

>>723423359
Looks like someone fixing to shit on a baby at first bUT the guy is just bald

>>723423067
OH

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>>723423359

>>723423482
Bazinga

>>723423067
Took me a bit.

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>>723423526

>>723423731
Thats nothing to thumb your nose at.

>>723423683
Hahahaha! Fuck yes!

>>723423123
This triggers me more than that .webm of the dude getting his face cut off.

>>723423683

Thanks, I use images like this for my voat account to add to pizzagate evidence. Those retards will believe anything hahahahahaha

>>723423028
That looks like something from silent hill

>>723423683
LMFAO kissing the ass

>>723423983
MY ANUS IS MY BFF

>>723420834
underrated post

guys, at first glance it's a sea creature

everyone forgot about the thread the moment they realized what it was

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>>723423959
How about this?

>>723420834
Looks like the only thing hell be thumbing through now is hospital bills.

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>>723424186

>>723418542

Exotic mount: +4 to ride checks, x4 to armor prices.

>>723423067
What?

>>723423663
oh shit, my head almost exploded

>>723424375
feet

>>723423359
no its a guy with hairy ass shoulders

>>723423067
solid

>>723423028
what the fuck is wrong with his/her(?) balls?

>>723420412

Works better as a thumbnail. Holy shit.

>>723423123
Ive seen much worse hooks, this looks shallow.

>>723424487
It's some faggot fetish where they inject water or air into their ball sack.

>>723424300
filthy creatures.

Absolutely haram.

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>>723422875

Man, took me a while

>>723421549
Totally underrated post.

>>723421549
I dont see it.

>>723424568
lol, that's some next level fetish. imagine if their balls exploded

>>723424252
He doesn't have a thumb

>>723424712
You're not alone. Big hands?

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>>723424568
Saline or silicone actually, but yeah. Most of them do it to the dick

>>723424487
>her balls

>>723424425
>hairy ass shoulders
Why are unintended puns the best?

>>723424845
you'll never now anon

>>723424811
that cant be good for you

how do you get it out.

>>723422875

That guy looks like such a giant asshole.

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>>723425007
Pop it like a balloon?

>>723424712
>>723424796

just look at the thumbnail

>>723422779
Woah dude. That is a strange fork

This shit's better than YLYL threads, keep it up

>>723423138

Look closer? Unless what it looks like to you is the non-obvious thing that it looks like which is indeed what it is.

>>723424712
Look at thumbnail.

His watch is hair, the finger on the trigger is his right arm

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>>723425138
incredible.

>>723423762
Nigga bout to light up congress

>>723423138

I fucking kek'd harder at this comment than the rest of the thread

>>723423123
he got quite lucky there, it's just under his nail. Just cut off the barbed end and pull it back through

>>723423067

CAN'T UNSEE

>>723422376
explain

>>723423663
triggered

>>723422935
ow

>>723425465
I'd rather eat sweaty prison ass on a summer day than be in the same room as that. I can smell the tartar sauce and bologna through the fucking thumbnail.

>>723425431
It looks like a bitch fucking on a guys lap

>>723423123
At least that's easy to get out (cut hook and pull the rest of the way through) I once had to help a guy with a hook that went past the barb into his thumb push it through until the barb came back out and cut it to get him free. Sort of like getting a slow excruciating piercing on the pad of your thumb. Dude was a champ about it too barely complained at all I have a pretty high pain threshold for my hands being a machinist but I'm honestly not sure I would have been as cool.

>>723422628
Wow it's almost as if this isnt a rekt thread and people werent expecting to see that kind of shit here..

>>723419340
I'd hit that

>>723425644
>>723421780
Huh. To me the thumbnail looked like some scarred, stitched-together horror movie monstrosity

>>723425238

amazing. i really had to look closer. >>723423138 do it too. tip: it's not the penis.

>>723422628
You're one edgy faggot

>>723423825

Mr. Fantastic is playing the wrong sport.

>>723423966

I dont' get this one.

>>723420834
You win.

>>723422628

kek alright kid, now shoot yourself in the stomach please

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>>723420834
Oh god, i think i have PTSD now

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>>723426019
praise fucking kek

hes been here all along as an 80's company

>>723423028
Laughed so hard

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>>723425954
>>723423966
Not sure if you mean because it's obvious or you can't tell what it is. The first time I saw it, it just looked like a cool color design

>>723424524

Too big? Tuberdensome? I yam what I yam!

>>723425637
>tartar sauce and balogna

Nigger wtf are you talkin' bout that's clearly graham crackers with some weird frosting and butter chunks

>>723423102
Fake and gay

>>723420834 wait, someone got their thumb stuck in a fucking wall anchor..and just cut off?

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Apparently there's supposed to be a person here

>>723420834
fuck me

>>723426233
Alls I know is that clearly Campbells Cream of Mushroom on top

>>723426167
End me now

>>723420834
oh my fuck

>>723426167
Fuck you anon.
Fuck you.
I was happy not knowing what it was and thinking it might be some abstract of sand dunes.
Fuck.
You.

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>>723426265
You got me anon

>>723425576

Oh you have got to be fucking KIDDING me!

>>723423959
Or this
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

>>723422628 then go fuck off to a rekt thread and jack off to a slain group of kids or something. jesus..

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>>723426233

>>723420834
I thought that was a plant or something... god I laughed my ass off when I realized.

>>723426107
A spider but rendered popping into the page instead of popping out for some reason?

>>723426167
Ow, my humanity.

>>723426167
you got some really good cringe bread material there

>>723426310
kill yourself /r9k/ nigger. Your shit memes aren't funny.

>>723418117
Kek

>>723426310
There is a person's body and the killer loves his chicken tendies.

>>723426739
Thats not mustard tho

>>723425637

i feel ya bro, i can watch gore all day bu this is easily the grossest thing i see on /b/ on the reg

>>723426994
Podesta;s private collection?

>>723424068
LMFAO

>>723426820
Close. It's a scorpion.

>>723422935
don't get it

>>723426739
Niggers wouldn't eat that shit.

>>723427131
It's not a penis

>>723427131
thumbnail looks like a cock but he's stretching his ballsac

>>723423364
thats cm

>>723427279
holy shit Batman, stretching such lenght

>>723420412
KEK

>>723423256
This image made me very sad and I don't know why...

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>>723426678

>>723422136
one flexible girl, or two I wonder

>>723422875
I've seen this before and was like "that poor baby is getting shat on by his sitters" and moved on, but now i understand what I'm looking at

>>723426302
Must have been moving at sanic speeds with his hand running along the wall and it yanked that sucker right off

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>>723423775

>>723423232
Must have been one hell of a fart

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>>723423775
Reminds me of this

>>723417918
At fiorst i thought gay, then i though HOLY SHIT THATS SUCH A BIG NOSE, then i got it

>>723422628
Then kys on cam faggot
Dubs confirm

>>723425748
didnt make that comment, but I just got it... thanks for the "tip"

>>723426678
the fucking utility knife though
I just sat here hoping they'd give the fucker a clean cut and end it.

>>723422673
I really like this.

>>723423256
Hah those kitchens look like cats!

>>723422935
Thats just his ball sack....
That poor bastard

>>723425682
That is one ugly fucking rabbit

>>723426107
neat

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>>723426739
I could post a shit ton of these 50s Hellmans type recipes if you guys want

>>723423028
Dat file name

>>723423663
Agghghgh

>>723428074
>salad

>>723423185
Kek

>>723423663
what is it?

>>723423028
i remember that thread

>>723423185
>thumbnail
haha, device used by op, for training of course
>bigger
hmph, still used for training

>>723425658
it's not a rekt thread you autistic fuck, does the threads title read rekt thread?

>>723423663
Fuck. No shiny's.

>>723426739
I hurg'd

>>723419771
is that sabertooth?

>>723428306
>being this autistic

>>723422875
Inb4 zozzle

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Threads like these, cheer me up, thanks anons...

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>>723420834

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>>723428210
You've seen nothing yet

>>723417918
I CANT UN SEE ITTTT

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>>723428489

>>723424186
*cramp* i don't even like to click on that thumbnail.

holy fuck, i hope this isn't what i think it is.

>>723422875
>seen op and this pic was my first thought

Bravo!

>>723420834

but really, how?

>>723424524
ewwwww, uncut phimosis cock.

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>>723423067
lol got me anon

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>>723428556

>>723428581
>>723428556
>>723428110


are you guys confused about the thread?

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>>723428752

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>>723428110

Dumbass badgers are willing to pay such a high markup for me to bring them pizza.

Mfw the illiterate retards don't realize it's not even delivery -- it's digiorno.

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>>723428766

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>>723426299
>Gelly

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>>723428897

>>723428110
>>723428766
Its not delivery its Digorno

>>723428758
did he shit

>>723428748
that's a pretty nice dmg anon, fukken saved

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>>723425651
the shock usually helps

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>>723429034

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>>723429107

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>>723429131

>>723425682
now that's what i would say is a weird bunny...

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>>723429156

>>723429071
I kek'd

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>>723429219

>>723429206
lol

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>>723429247

>>723426771
Who's this cute little boy?

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>>723429269

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>>723429294
Here's one i really want

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>>723429321

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>>723429381

>>723429354
Was this an early attempt at memeing?

>>723426107
>>723426820
scropion. But as anon said for some reason its poking in and not popping out

>>723426507
ouha

>>723429426
Eh, when I do it, it's a scorpion that pops out.

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>>723427529
40 shekkles for making me kekkle m8

>>723426739
reading it made me throw up a little

>>723429321
thumbnail looks like a bunch of babies covered in cheese

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>>723428816
>Scoop out the center of a 1 1/2 lb. piece of bologna

>>723425856
Pants off penetration?

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>>723429404
House wives would subscribe to home&Garden magazines, they would have regular recipes but also advert recipes that forced over use of their products

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>>723429551
Thx

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>>723429647

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>>723429686

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>>723429711

>>723429286

You don't recognize Justin Bieber?

>>723429647
that looks unhealty as fuck

>>723427407
Same here, be nice to those people

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>>723429725

>>723428842
LMFAO anon. You win todays internet.

>>723429725
'murrica

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>>723429737

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>>723429743
It's a shrimp and mayo emulsified salad rolled in sheet bread

>>723426507
what kind of sick fuck would do this

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>>723429798
Savory gelatin mold salads were originally a French thing

This is a banana

>>723429107
I hate to say it, but I'm starting to buy into these themore you post.
>sausage stuffed steak... okay
>fishsticks and pineapple? I'd give it a go

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>>723423028

>>723422875
LOL

>>723429506

so you do it cross-eyed instead of straight-eyed?

>>723425007
takes a crane

>>723429826
>All the nudes he pissed away.

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>>723429872
Here, take this to soothe your soul

>>723429952
Yes

>>723429737
Ah is this him? I'm not into child porn so that's probably why

>>723429915
how do you know so much about this things? you must be the bomb at parties

>>723423067
Wow. Took me a solid 20 seconds

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>>723429929
I've actually tried a few of these

They are almost all so decadent you can only really eat a little bit. Though these really were meant mostly as things you would make for a many many course dinner party where everyone would eat small portions

>>723420834
>>723424173
>guys, at first glance it's a sea creature
>everyone forgot about the thread the moment they realized what it was
this

>>723420834
Google says that's a flower.

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>>723429977

>>723428039
underrated

>>723429321
the seventies were def full of drugs
and that applies to all your other posts too.
jesus, gross stuff. did murricans really eat like this?

>>723429977
made me horny 10/10

>>723430079
I'm a chef, but honestly i just love these old 50s foods, they are insanely interesting and short lived. There was this period of about 15 years where recipes for really insane before Betty crocker and the like started the casserole craze that favored quick and simple over insanity

>>723422875
Old meme

>>723429426
it depends on if you're crossing your eyes or look straight.

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>>723430250

>>723422875

That took like a minute of looking to figure out.

I should apparently watch less porn.

>>723430223
Those are not the bananas you've ever had.

Those are Gros Michel bananas not Cavendish bananas

If you've ever had a candy with "artificial banana flavoring" that's what they taste like but with less sweetness(sweetness is added the candies) , it would be a nice savory dish