Wifes going out of town for a month what should i do?

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Jerk off with some nonpassable crossdresser after 9 straight hours of being passed over by actual women and better looking traps. Once you've blown your load, feel guilty and clean house. Repeat every day until she returns.

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>>723415456
Sounds like a plan

>>723415201
Stick it in everything in the house. Get a hooker, stick everything in the house in her. Order pizza.

>>723415828
Im a lil on the cheap side
Probably just gonna get poppers weed and dildo

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>>723415201
you wanna party??? its party time!!!

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>>723415968
Ahh. Then hours of JOI and CEI porn should do the trick. Much less guilt than the omegle route.

>>723416128
Id be down to party
What kind tho?

>>723416253
its a party. you and friends r welcome.

>>723415968
Post a pic with the dildo

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>>723416222
I might be down for some omegle abuse but who knows maybe ill go try a dick or something
Nice trips btw

>>723416355
I have no friends

>>723416438
you still welcome

>>723416381
I have to buy it first
All i have is me in panties n shit from the last time

>>723416498
Where at?

>>723416504
Pics or it didn't happen

>>723416528
at OP's

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>>723416594

>>723416599
Ok what time you coming?

>>723416888
ill text ya!

>>723417023
Sweet email me tho yea?

>>723416844
Damn those are some sexy legs and that cock is real fine. Anymore pics?

>>723417059
will do hun!

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>>723417079
Well thank you:)
I jave a few yeah

>>723417149
[email protected]

>>723417155
That's is one nice ass

>>723417181
>[email protected]
k

>>723415201
CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

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>>723417354
Lol ty makin me blush

>>723415201
>CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER